Pattaya Reports

[J A Karl]

Fellow mongers.

I am going to Jomtien in the end of January, never been to there before, never been to Pattaya either for that matter.

I need a few suggestions on FS massage parlors in Jomtien.

I have heard and read that there are a lot of massage parlors, but most of them only do HJ or maybe BJ.

But there most be places where you can get FS guaranteed. Right?

[Mr Enternational]

I went to Kink at the beginning of the month with my brother and a couple of other board members. It was definitely madness because we couldn't even pay attention to the show for chicks keep getting in our face asking for drinks. If you can get around that, there are some great shows though.

That same night me and my brother went to Flexx Club. I met a chick and she came home with me. When we got to my place she told me that she works at Kink. I told her I was there about 10 pm and did not see her. She said it was her day off. If they work 10 days they get 1 day off. If they work 20 days they get 3 days off. She said she used to work at Alcatraz before. About noon the next day I dropped her to her room and gave her the usual 1200 baht.

[LaosMan]

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[Syzygies]

How many working girls are there in Thailand? This isn't an escort agency, this isn't a club. This is an entire country. To keep things short though posting too much information on an open forum can lead to trouble. A name, number and bar of a decent girl who does the normal routine is fine to pass along but a girl who does everything you want, pushes all the buttons and then some, a true firecracker that you plan on seeing every time you get the chance. Those are the ones you save for yourself.

Without a reasonable level of facts, such as girl name and workplace name, then the story is really just a story and has little value, without knowing it might be true or bullshit.

One poster reported an unbelievable cheap fuck from Soi cowboy which was rather fishy. Maybe girl name was wrong, bar name not supplied. All it achieved was stirring up a big argument.

Facts can make reports much more useful, opinions obviously less useful, and that is my opinion. Having said that, yes I do have to keep some girls secret, particularly a moderately well known one who does not want it generally known what she is up to. Supposed to have a BF. She would kill me if posted her photo or her name. So I do agree with you to some extent. Keep secret when important to do so. Yep, some girls do read the forum. Not sure if she has guessed my handle already. Quite possible due to supplying a little too many facts at times.

[Jw112]

I mentioned it in my Trip report but everyone needs to check on KINK in LK Metro. Make sure you go upstairs. Absolute madness.

[Jw112]

How many working girls are there in Thailand? This isn't an escort agency, this isn't a club. This is an entire country. To keep things short though posting too much information on an open forum can lead to trouble. A name, number and bar of a decent girl who does the normal routine is fine to pass along but a girl who does everything you want, pushes all the buttons and then some, a true firecracker that you plan on seeing every time you get the chance. Those are the ones you save for yourself.

Thank you Sir. I have more more to the story now but considering the beating I've taken here I'm going to step back. Let's all move on if you don't mind. How about so more trip reports from everyone? Please, and happy holidays.

[MeatMan]

I believe you and I also know that it is easy to fall in "love" with these girls. If you are serious, this is what I would suggest. Take leave from your job and move to Thailand for 6 months. Live with her. After 6 months you will know whether it can work or not. Ignore the naysayers on this site. I know a number of people who have married bargirls and are in happy relationships. I also know a lot who to scammed. Each case is individual and you have to work things out for yourself.

I have no words for this.

[Breadman]

I thought the whole idea of the forum is to share information so that everyone gets to enjoy themselves when in Thailand?Rob.

How many working girls are there in Thailand? This isn't an escort agency, this isn't a club. This is an entire country. To keep things short though posting too much information on an open forum can lead to trouble. A name, number and bar of a decent girl who does the normal routine is fine to pass along but a girl who does everything you want, pushes all the buttons and then some, a true firecracker that you plan on seeing every time you get the chance. Those are the ones you save for yourself.

[XXL]

I thought she was cadging a tip when I asked her name but her name is Tip. Very undernourished, similar a crack hoare, but without the missing teeth. Supertight, plenty of lube needed. Good session. Bar has good rooms with mirrors. Room only 300.

[LaosMan]

Surely you are not serious. Maybe high, but definitely not serious. You would recommend someone uproot themselves and move to the other side of the planet to live with a hooker that they have known for 2 days? What the fuck are you smoking on?

I am 100 percent serious. If it is not too financially onerous and if he can take leave from his job, why not? Living in Thailand is easy and if it does not work out he can have a lot of fun anyway.

[LaosMan]

Surely you are not serious. Maybe high, but definitely not serious. You would recommend someone uproot themselves and move to the other side of the planet to live with a hooker that they have known for 2 days? What the fuck are you smoking on?

I am 100 percent serious. He may well have a good time. If moving is not an onerour proposition, why not do it?

[LittleBigMan]

Gentlemen,

I'd like to partake in three different experiences while in Patts (described below), but will only be there for a couple of days (first week in Jan) so would like to hit the ground running with some good intel. I've RTFF and have been to Patts a few times in the past so am not a newbie, but haven't been there in a while so any current info would be very much appreciated!

1) Eye candy experience. Looking for gogos with hot girls that wear sexy skirts and no panties while on stage. Outside of the gogos below, are there any other goods spots in Pattaya that you'd recommend for hot no panties stage girls?

- Upstairs at Bacarra.

- Windmill (hotness of girls in question).

- Sugarbabys (hotness of girls in question).

2) Full contact experience. Looking for more of a "dirty" gogo experience where I can get two-way hands-on action and ideally some hardcore nude lap dance grinding.

- Kink.

- Windmill.

- Heaven Above.

- Dollhouse XXX.

- Sugarbabys.

Note, I realize many of the girls in #2 also don't wear panties on stage, but my understanding is they're usually not as hot as what I'm hoping for with #1.

3) Daytime massage teasing. Looking for a nude Thai massage during the day. I just want to recharge during the day (no cumming), but would still like to get a little teasing from a naked cutie who can give a genuine therapeutic Thai massage. And am not interested in a soapy. I've found this in BKK and Phuket, but never in Patts so wondering if a place like this exists.

Any thought or recommendations on where I can best find any of the three experiences above? I'll be sure to post a full review of my experiences.

Many thanks!

Neidermeyer.

Windmill, Sugarbaby and Dollhouse are somewhat connected? Kink is okay But looks wise vs. The BF etc. And having an upstairs not worth the time but if you never been there you should go.

Out of all the above-found Dollhouse to be the best all around with many fully nude has an upstairs and if you like dirty girls told me they got ST rooms and they are dirty!

During the day plenty of Gentlemen clubs around the LK metro area.

[Neidermeyer]

Gentlemen,

I'd like to partake in three different experiences while in Patts (described below), but will only be there for a couple of days (first week in Jan) so would like to hit the ground running with some good intel. I've RTFF and have been to Patts a few times in the past so am not a newbie, but haven't been there in a while so any current info would be very much appreciated!

1) Eye candy experience. Looking for gogos with hot girls that wear sexy skirts and no panties while on stage. Outside of the gogos below, are there any other goods spots in Pattaya that you'd recommend for hot no panties stage girls?

- Upstairs at Bacarra.

- Windmill (hotness of girls in question).

- Sugarbabys (hotness of girls in question).

2) Full contact experience. Looking for more of a "dirty" gogo experience where I can get two-way hands-on action and ideally some hardcore nude lap dance grinding.

- Kink.

- Windmill.

- Heaven Above.

- Dollhouse XXX.

- Sugarbabys.

Note, I realize many of the girls in #2 also don't wear panties on stage, but my understanding is they're usually not as hot as what I'm hoping for with #1.

3) Daytime massage teasing. Looking for a nude Thai massage during the day. I just want to recharge during the day (no cumming), but would still like to get a little teasing from a naked cutie who can give a genuine therapeutic Thai massage. And am not interested in a soapy. I've found this in BKK and Phuket, but never in Patts so wondering if a place like this exists.

Any thought or recommendations on where I can best find any of the three experiences above? I'll be sure to post a full review of my experiences.

Many thanks!

Neidermeyer.

[Rob Jones]

You want a 'ho' you go to where the girls on crack are walking up and down the street. I go to Pattaya to meet up with attractive women who come across as the complete opposite of a 'ho'. My money, my time, my girl which means its none of your business if I don't post her identity. I will PM people who I deam worthy of sharing my find, mainly paying back those who have passed on good quality talent my way. I've got no problem at all if 10,000 guys a day walk by my girls place of business without knowing she's a gem to be had. But she ain't and never will be a ho.

If the girl works in a bar or an ago go I don't think mentioning a name or number will not cause harm but if by whatever means you have found a "gem" that doesn't work mainstream and has a limited number of "sponsors" who she will see when the rent is due etc, fair enough to keep to yourself. My friends and I have bi-lateral system where we will share some girls with everyone but some we will keep to ourselves until our respective visits have been had.

I thought the whole idea of the forum is to share information so that everyone gets to enjoy themselves when in Thailand?

My two cents.

Rob.

[Breadman]

let me interject that the elements of a good report are to state the names of the girl, where she works, the fees and to give a description of her performance. All you have done throughout your report are to give descriptions, but no names or locations. Thus, other than the emotional aspects of your report, it is near worthless! I don't mean to give you trouble, and I suspect you deliberately are hiding the identity of the girl as you don't want any of us to see her, but man, that is putting ho's before bro's

You want a 'ho' you go to where the girls on crack are walking up and down the street. I go to Pattaya to meet up with attractive women who come across as the complete opposite of a 'ho'. My money, my time, my girl which means its none of your business if I don't post her identity. I will PM people who I deam worthy of sharing my find, mainly paying back those who have passed on good quality talent my way. I've got no problem at all if 10,000 guys a day walk by my girls place of business without knowing she's a gem to be had. But she ain't and never will be a ho.