Pattaya Reports

[Phazze93]

1st trip to Pattaya
9 nights
Nov 16 - 25.

Just got back from my 1st trip to Pattaya. Below is a general report of my key takeaways / experiences during my stay.
Hung out with Monkeypaw (2nd time), FL Hawk (1st time), Banana Boi (1st time), Lew Ashby (1st time).
Feel free to reach out if you'd like any additional in-depth details.

Little about Myself
*Asian-American, 27 y/o, Chinese / Taiwanese background.
*Not the rowdy type, generally more quiet & prefer discretion.
*Prefer stunner type: tall, slim, pretty face, fair skin, no baby damage, girls that would make you hard just looking at them, etc.
**Given my preference. I'd just like to preface my report by saying that I can come off as a super picky motherfucker (LOL).
But at the end of the day, I didn't come here to fuck "normal" looking girls that I wouldn't have much trouble getting back home.

Hotel#1- Hilton (1st 7 nights).
*Pros: Great overall experience, fantastic views, good breakfast, nice rooms, friendly staff, NO joiner fee, mall w / food & banks, great pool.
*Cons: priciest 5 star option, not walkable to & from WS (especially with a girl), gym could be better.
*Misc: while it may not be a huge factor, I'm sure girls are more receptive to a nice place as opposed to a dump.

Hotel #2- WAVE (last 2 nights).
*Pros: Spacious rooms, smaller hotel / fewer rooms = more lowkey, NO joiner fee.
*Cons: pricey for a 4 star option (comparable to Hilton), not walkable to & from WS (next door to Hilton), ground floor pool, exposed to street noise, etc.
*Misc: Hilton > WAVE. Pretty straight forward, it is what it is. Breakfast is AYCE but comes in set menus, not as good as Hilton.

Regular Daytime activities
*Pros: if you like beach / water activities, seems like there's definitely enough to keep you entertained.
*Cons: aside from beach / water activities, not a whole lot else to do. (But then again, I didn't come here to "travel")
*Misc: I really didn't do shit during the day, just chilled by the pool, smoked cigs, drank & napped.

Food
*Pros: lots of cheap eats, no shortage of good thai food, lots of seafood options.
*Cons: fine dining is lacking, overall not great. (especially if you come from a major metropolitan city IE: NYC, LA, Hong Kong, etc.).
*Misc: fine dining generally not cheap even compared to what you'd find in 1st world countries. Not worth the price.

Soi 6.
*Pros: cheaper alternative to WS, opens before WS for you to pump one out before evening, lots of girls.
*Cons: if you're like me & are looking for "stunners". They'll be harder to come by here. After all, there's a reason why they're here and not in a top GoGo.
*Misc: never ended up taking a girl from Soi 6, but from what I was told. Girls are likely to try harder & provide better service than their WS counterparts. Makes sense.

Soapies
*Pros: several within walking distance of each other, cheaper than Bangkok, convenient.
*Cons: overall quality of girls not as great as Bangkok, fewer establishments than Bangkok.
*Misc: never ended up taking a girl from soapies, I think I ended up getting spoiled w / my trips to the Lord in Bangkok.

Walking Street (found all my girls here)
*Pros: shit load of GoGos, shit load of girls, more entertaining than BKK scene (if you enjoy a challenge), best overall quality of girls IMHO.
*Cons: shit load of girls, so again if you're looking for true stunners... you'll still have to search. Not cheap, expect to drop $$ if you want the best.
*Misc: lots of tourists. Some can be rude & just plain obnoxious, annoying fuckers trying to sell you on sex shows etc.

Favorite GoGos
1-Palace, 2 (tie) -Panda / Baccara, 4-Sensations, 5-Sapphire.
*Overall, Palace just had the highest concentration of "stunners" & IMHO the best ambiance / setup.
Small in size, harder to find seats, but keeps you closer to the girls on stage & more interaction with girls walking around.
Girls here definitely hustle you more than other bars due to the close proximity, but its fun if you're not cheap.

"Stunner" Experience.
Just like with non-hookers, the prettier the girl, the more options she has, the more difficult it is for you to get what you want.
Thus, its only natural that the top girls will naturally be more receptive to youth, good looks & overall charm / game. (Money being an obvious pre-requisite, IE: can't be CHEAP).
Highly doubt this fact would change regardless of where you go to monger.
So to be completely objective, if you are older or less attractive or lack charm / game. You are going to have a harder time getting the best looking girls plain & simple.

Regarding customer demographics, the "top" GoGo bars are predominately asian. Live with it, you're in Asia. It's the same in Bangkok.
Do we smoke? Yes. If you don't like it, don't come or sit further away. With me, I make it a habit to blow my smoke away from others but that is the extent of how much I care about what others think of my smoking in a GoGo.
From what I've seen, not just in Pattaya, east asian customers are less likely to be rowdy / disrespectful, less stingy / cheap & are overall more chill / relaxed.
These traits aside. These are ASIAN girls. Don't be surprised if they are more inclined to go with ASIAN customers.
EX: lot more similarities between Thai culture/behavior vs. Chinese, Korean, Japanese than say Thai vs. Non-asian American, European, etc.
These girls are still human after all. Not mindless fuck machines. They'll go with what they're most comfortable with.
EX: on more than 1 occasion, girls have told me after that they like the fact that they can be seen walking with me in public & it look like they're with their boyfriend/guy friend rather than a customer. i suppose less shame/judging looks from others... which seemingly translated to them being more comfortable in bed as well.
(not have it been completely obvious that they're about to fuck me for money)

Overall tips / advice for getting stunners (not exclusive to Pattaya).
**Be mindful / respectful, but still have fun.
Yes you're in a GoGo bar or w/e, but you're not at a frat party or a den of sex slaves. Staff aren't going to appreciate you making a mess or bothering other customers.
Top girls aren't going to appreciate being groped & treated like sex toys or you asking them to bareback the first time you guys meet, etc. Besides, not cool to knock these girls up, spread shit around & ruin the fun for others.
Girls talk, so don't think that if the girl hasn't seen you or been with you that she doesn't know about you via her friends.
(A girl I took from Palace showed me her group LINE chat w/ other girls wherein they talk shit / give feedback about customers LIVE)
Ultimately, girls will be less likely to go with you if you have a bad rep / image.

**don't be cheap / stingy. But this doesn't mean flash / flex like an idiot. Spend where you SHOULD spend. Tip when it is appropriate.
Flex like an idiot and girls will just see you as an easy target for money. Spend too little and girls won't even bother with you.

**know what you want. Unless what you want is to fall in love... In which case, don't come LOL or else you'll be the one getting fucked the hardest.
While these girls might not be the most educated / book smart, they're queens at bullshitting. Keep your lies believable & be honest / direct with what you're after.

Between Bangkok & Pattaya, haven't been turned down by any girls. Doubt it's because of any one factor I've listed but rather a healthy balance of them all.
Won't guarantee you good service every time, as i've had my fair share of bad experiences... but will better your chances overall.

EXCEPT #174 at Palace. Who seemingly has also turned down everyone else on this board LOL. If anyone manages to get her. Share please.

Cheers you fuckers.

[Turgid]

.................Decided to have a 2nd session with an abnormally tall girl who turned out to be a post-op. Fell for it line hook and sinker because she was at the "right" end of the street, had a superior body but with small tits and none of the tell-tale overexaggerated curves or ladyboyish tics and mannerisms. What should have made me suspicious was that "she" was still available. I walked away from the room in a huff. Well no I didn't. Having already drawn blank once and money not growing on trees for me I made the most of the situation and managed to finish. Yes I know, shame on me, but look, I fuck my own hand sometimes and it is not even post-op yet. I am to have it operated but I keep putting it off.

You have my sympathy. Happened to me once in HK. Thai in walk-up; I could not get hard. Only after leaving I realized it was a post-up. Hope it never happens again.

[EihTooms]

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On my last trip to Patong in 2015 I had a regular massage girl whom I saw every other day and she smelled me, like, smelled me really deep and all over. I never really thought about it until I came back to Thailand and Pattaya in particular when I have had quite a few of the girls do the same thing, take deep breaths in all over my neck, chest and torso. I tried to ask them if that is a sign of affection or attraction, one told me "I look like a real man, very sexy" which could all be total bullshit but when it happens after very passionate sex, it makes me wonder if that is true. Any help? Not that it matters but I am relatively young (40) and in decent shape. Please don't flame me with insults, I just would really like to know as it is quite the turn on and ego boost if true.

What you are describing is "sniff kissing". Many Thai girls are into it. Do it back to them, especially in the neck area as they did with you, and it will drive them nuts. For many Thais it is like DFK for most of us.

[XXL]

She had a female voice?

Yes she had as far as I could notice although I couldn't audition her in any reliable way what with the din on soi 6.

[Banana Boi]

Decided to have a 2nd session with an abnormally tall girl who turned out to be a post-op. Fell for it line hook and sinker because she was at the "right" end of the street, had a superior body but with small tits and none of the tell-tale overexaggerated curves or ladyboyish tics and mannerisms. What should have made me suspicious was that "she" was still available. I walked away from the room in a huff. Well no I didn't. Having already drawn blank once and money not growing on trees for me I made the most of the situation and managed to finish. Yes I know, shame on me, but look, I fuck my own hand sometimes and it is not even post-op yet. I am to have it operated but I keep putting it off.

She had a female voice?

[XXL]

Soi 6 today at 7 pm, not in early afternoon as usual. No advantage compared to 2 pm in terms of line-up. First session didn't go well despite the girl looking and acting wicked and perverse, tattooed, hard-core, possibly high on something judging by her saucer eyes and extreme horny behaviour. I raised my hand to the air-con before leaving and found it to be lukewarm. Could be why I struggled. Mental note: in the future always make sure the air-con is cold. Sexual intercourse is exothermic, it won't go if heat is left to accumulate.

Decided to have a 2nd session with an abnormally tall girl who turned out to be a post-op. Fell for it line hook and sinker because she was at the "right" end of the street, had a superior body but with small tits and none of the tell-tale overexaggerated curves or ladyboyish tics and mannerisms. What should have made me suspicious was that "she" was still available. I walked away from the room in a huff. Well no I didn't. Having already drawn blank once and money not growing on trees for me I made the most of the situation and managed to finish. Yes I know, shame on me, but look, I fuck my own hand sometimes and it is not even post-op yet. I am to have it operated but I keep putting it off.

[PaulAlbert]

So I am currently in Pattaya for one month and have been here for one week already with three to go and spending most of my time on Soi 6. I have had about 15 encounters, all of which have been good-great with very eager and willing girls between the ages of 18-24, nothing older then that. On my last trip to Patong in 2015 I had a regular massage girl whom I saw every other day and she smelled me, like, smelled me really deep and all over. I never really thought about it until I came back to Thailand and Pattaya in particular when I have had quite a few of the girls do the same thing, take deep breaths in all over my neck, chest and torso. I tried to ask them if that is a sign of affection or attraction, one told me "I look like a real man, very sexy" which could all be total bullshit but when it happens after very passionate sex, it makes me wonder if that is true. Any help? Not that it matters but I am relatively young (40) and in decent shape. Please don't flame me with insults, I just would really like to know as it is quite the turn on and ego boost if true.

[Christian G]

there is a new one opening near Club 555 today. Forgot the name.

Club Baku https://www.facebook.com/ClubBakuPattaya/

Also Blue Olive recently opened near Heaven.

Yes, is Blue Olives https://www.facebook.com/blueoliveslounge/.

[Christian G]

No guy has a 1 inch dick. I'm close but it's at least 1.33 inches!

And all girls always told you "oh very big cock" LOL.

[Engine Driver]

Girls say what they think you want to hear. They play games with their customers out of boredom too just like MP does with his girls. They are testing to see how easy a mark you are and how naive you are. No guy has a 1 inch dick. I'm close but it's at least 1.33 inches!

What about Mr Chow from the Hangover. His dick was only half an inch long.

[Banana Boi]

Continuing my slumming ways I decided to check out Come Together yesterday. Can't say I was too surprised to see it closed. A bit of a shame though since this location has been a long time BJ bar as it was formerly Carre Blanc. Maybe it was just closed yesterday but there were no signs up and I went after 2 pm when it was supposed to be open. Went across 3rd Road to Geisha bar. Now this place has definitely closed. Big for sale / rent sign right across the front door. Geisha had some decent looking young girls at times but was a bit too restrictive for a G club. I had to yell at mamasan once because the hot girl I was with wouldn't take off her clothes, give me a HJ, or DFK me. This is not what I expect after buying a LD in any G club.

Looks like out with 2 G clubs but there is a new one opening near Club 555 today. Forgot the name. Also Blue Olive recently opened near Heaven.

Soi 6 yesterday afternoon was good. Spotted maybe 3 cute ones who I will revisit one day. One at Bulldog, Wicked, and one other bar. Most of the girls I knew were working too except Kwan at Butterfly. Anyone know where Kwan is? Haven't seen her for a while.

Soapies. Walked around with an ISG member. His first time to the soapies was the night before at Honey 1. We went to Sabai Room, Honey 2, and Sabai Dee. All 3 had a girl I would have went with if it weren't a soapie. Some very nice looking girls can be found now if you hit the soapis at the right time. I forget most of the numbers now (I am not diligent like FL Hawk to write these things down and I usually forget the next day unless they are really worth remembering) but I definitely liked #55 at Sabai Room and #228 at Sabai Dee. Honey 2 had the best collective group and easily the most girls. Again, don't even look at the cheap girls they're like bar beer girls. The ISG guy took a girl from Sabai Room. To the ISG member, thanks for offering to pay for my soapie session. A very nice gesture on your part.

[Banana Boi]

So we have a Japanese guy who is a 111. One inch, one minute, one thousand.

Girls say what they think you want to hear. They play games with their customers out of boredom too just like MP does with his girls. They are testing to see how easy a mark you are and how naive you are. No guy has a 1 inch dick. I'm close but it's at least 1.33 inches!

[Member #4591]

I guess that shit is real. I stayed at one of my girls' place last night and when I got home a minute ago my landlord said that immigration had been through asking about all the foreigners that stay here. My landlord had a copy of all the foreigners' passport in his hand. He said that I needed to go see immigration. I told him that did not pertain to me because I am never here more than 30 days at a time. I gave him a copy of my new stamp and white form and told him of they come back to let then know my situation. Seems like they would already have that in their system.

He is reapomsible for filing a TM30 and if he didn't do it, they may want to see you to just confirm when you entered and so forth.

[Franga]

I was in Soi 6 the other day and took a regular. After the deed I was washing up in the shower and she told me that she once had a Japanese customer who came in one minute. She was laughing at the memory. She just couldn't believe how quick this guy was. Then she showed me how long his dick was by using my cock as a measuring stick. Looked like one inch to to me.

So we have a Japanese guy who is a 111. One inch, one minute, one thousand.

[Mogwai]

Why Holy Fuck? What would you of wanted this poor girl to do? She is now working at this bar. Should she have paid her own bar fine and then charged you 500 to make a wopping 100 Baht profit? It's either that or quit her job. I'm just wondering what you have been smoking? Weed is not legal yet in Thailand but almost. My dear friend, you are the apitomy of a Cheap Charlie LOL.

I think you are overreacting here. He didn't want to barfine her nor was he asking for a discount. He only asked for her price as a bargirl.
Maybe she's still willing to go with him for 500 baht in her free time.