Pattaya Reports

[Kamsutra69]

You've given me something to work towards. 5 girls a day on the next trip to Pattaya.

Happy mongering!

That is the way to do it. It will cost you X units of currency (dollars, bahts, etc) to get to Thailand and to your hotel. That cost is set whether you bang one or a hundred. May as well bang a hundred. Then there is your hotel, which can be considered as a daily semi-fixed cost. Whether you bang one or a dozen in a day, the cost will be same each day. May as well bang a dozen each day. You only have so much fluid to expel? Look at me, I can only expel fluid once every few days with these blasted condoms, but I have still banged 5 girls on Soi 6 in a single day, and there is no reason I couldn't do more. So yeah, it takes 10 baht to get to Soi 6 whether you bang 1 or 5, so may as well band 5. I am over 60 and not engaged in any regular exercise program. If you are under 60 and can't bang 5 cute girls in a day, you are lazy!

[EihTooms]

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

It might be that you should be very proud of your results with that 6,000 baht girl. For all anyone knows, you actually got better treatment from that girl in the privacy of a hotel room than MonkeyPaw has ever gotten from any of his so-called "Top Quality" recommended Thai girls. Maybe even better than his teddy bear gets.

[Mr Enternational]

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

LOL. You are going to learn one of these days! Keep chasing the 6000 baht dream. Years later I am still thinking about the chick I met at Lucifer that came over and wanted me to invite her friend to drink in my room because it was the friend's birthday. She went to the bathroom and came out and saw me on the bed fucking her friend and came up behind me and started licking my ass. Til this day me and that girl are still friends. You are not getting that kind of adventure from a gogo bar.

[FL Hawk]

I fell into the DMU trap with my first trip to Pattaya and I felt like a junkie going cold turkey when I returned home. I made an impromptu 5 night visit 4 months later and banged from time of check in until the taxi driver was banging on my door to take me to the Airport. 8 nights booked in February with a workable 3 bang a day timetable on the drawing board.

Always remember "No one plans to fail, people fail to plan. ".

Rob.

That is the way to do it. It will cost you X units of currency (dollars, bahts, etc) to get to Thailand and to your hotel. That cost is set whether you bang one or a hundred. May as well bang a hundred. Then there is your hotel, which can be considered as a daily semi-fixed cost. Whether you bang one or a dozen in a day, the cost will be same each day. May as well bang a dozen each day. You only have so much fluid to expel? Look at me, I can only expel fluid once every few days with these blasted condoms, but I have still banged 5 girls on Soi 6 in a single day, and there is no reason I couldn't do more. So yeah, it takes 10 baht to get to Soi 6 whether you bang 1 or 5, so may as well band 5. I am over 60 and not engaged in any regular exercise program. If you are under 60 and can't bang 5 cute girls in a day, you are lazy!

[FL Hawk]

When are you coming back? Give me the 4000 baht and I will get you in. I don't understand what the big fascination is though.

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

[FL Hawk]

I don't believe I have ever read a post denying that he is real and actually out there hunting women unless it was clearly meant as a joke. But glad you had a good time with him.

Haha, it was partly a joke. I even went to his condo and saw The Bear. Banana Boy told me to wash my hands after touching it! Haha.

[EihTooms]

MonkeyPaw arrived in town Wednesday and I had the pleasure of meeting him for a night on WS. For those who STILL might not believe he is real and actually is out there hunting women, I will add my confirmation to the growing list of senior members here who can vouch for him.

I don't believe I have ever read a post denying that he is real and actually out there hunting women unless it was clearly meant as a joke. But glad you had a good time with him.

[Mr Enternational]

I mean I am from India, so I dared to ask few of the people I met over there and they informed me that there are some GO GO bars which don't allow Indians, I was shocked and felt down after this incident, so next day, I again went to the same bar, (don't remember the name but was on walking street) the moment I started getting in, the gatekeeper stopped me and told me Members only, I said I am ready to pay, I was ready to pay till 4000 bats to get in,

When are you coming back? Give me the 4000 baht and I will get you in. I don't understand what the big fascination is though.

[Lou32]

Dang man. Maybe you haven't gone as far as Walking Street or Soi Fuck Shop? That is nothing like the Pattaya that I know or the expats that are my friends.

I stick to the usual places like Sois 6, 7 and 8 and LK Metro. I don't hang out around Walking Street too much because why pay USA Prices for subpar women? (The Belarusian and Ukrainian girls on WS look nice but I know the deal with them and stay away.).

I admit, I liked the new mall and Soi "Boo-Cow" has some nice new non-sleazy places but overall I will begin to focus on Bangkok going forward.

[Rob Jones]

Great FR.

It has been more than a year since I have been to this sin city. I love every bit of it. The women. The food. The vibe. Except that one has to bang as many pussies as possible in the 4-5 days one can afford. By day 3, the law of marginal diminishing utility sets in. That makes one regret not banging enough in the last 2 days whence back to the grind.

And makes one eager to get back.

I fell into the DMU trap with my first trip to Pattaya and I felt like a junkie going cold turkey when I returned home. I made an impromptu 5 night visit 4 months later and banged from time of check in until the taxi driver was banging on my door to take me to the Airport. 8 nights booked in February with a workable 3 bang a day timetable on the drawing board.

Always remember "No one plans to fail, people fail to plan. ".

Rob.

[Hunter999]

Amazing FR mate, at it was so intense that I thought, I am not reading I am feeling, anyways, Hawk, I did a lot of RTFF and exploration during my visit to Pattaya, went to couple of Go Go Bar, etc, some places the quality was really amazing and some places it was disappointing.

The only thing which I didn't Like or felt little awkward was, (I don't remember those bar names, but those were on the walking street, and there were 4 to 5 go go bars,) but I stayed for more than 4 days, and everyday I went to those bars but they were not allowing entry, saying it was a special night, was it really a special night or they wanted to avoid us, I mean I am from India, so I dared to ask few of the people I met over there and they informed me that there are some GO GO bars which don't allow Indians, I was shocked and felt down after this incident, so next day, I again went to the same bar, (don't remember the name but was on walking street) the moment I started getting in, the gatekeeper stopped me and told me Members only, I said I am ready to pay, I was ready to pay till 4000 bats to get in, but he denied, that was not a experience worth mentioning here, but do you think, does this thing prevails in those bars. Or may be I was there during Songkran, so might be because of the fest they were not entertaining us.

Day 8 - Monday.

The red bruising on my member is clearing up nicely. I had breakfast, did more work on reports and I watched some TV and worked on these reports alternately. I didn't get to Soi 6 until early evening. I walked there and then proceeded to the east end before doubling back. I noticed a cute spinner at Bandit Bar, which is on the south side in the eastern part of the street. She was a bit short but with dark features, great legs, great figure and with what appeared to be decent enough boobs. She seemed calm (not a crazed bar girl) and may have been around 30 or so. Her name was Min and she sat with me for a while. She had a crazy friend who offered a three way, which I denied (maybe later) and got us playing Connect 4. I won the first game with the friend, then lost every time thereafter. Note: These girls are experts. They will want you to agree to give them a shot each time they win. Of course, they will let you win the first game so you think you have a chance. Haha. Don't do it! These girls are experts...

[Kamsutra69]

Great FR.

It has been more than a year since I have been to this sin city. I love every bit of it. The women. The food. The vibe. Except that one has to bang as many pussies as possible in the 4-5 days one can afford. By day 3, the law of marginal diminishing utility sets in. That makes one regret not banging enough in the last 2 days whence back to the grind.

And makes one eager to get back.

Day 8 - Monday.

The red bruising on my member is clearing up nicely. I had breakfast, did more work on reports and I watched some TV and worked on these reports alternately. I didn't get to Soi 6 until early evening. I walked there and then proceeded to the east end before doubling back. I noticed a cute spinner at Bandit Bar, which is on the south side in the eastern part of the street. She was a bit short but with dark features, great legs, great figure and with what appeared to be decent enough boobs. She seemed calm (not a crazed bar girl) and may have been around 30 or so. Her name was Min and she sat with me for a while. She had a crazy friend who offered a three way, which I denied (maybe later) and got us playing Connect 4. I won the first game with the friend, then lost every time thereafter. Note: These girls are experts. They will want you to agree to give them a shot each time they win. Of course, they will let you win the first game so you think you have a chance. Haha. Don't do it! These girls are experts. They will drain your cash if you agree! If you think you are good at the game, at least get them to agree to do something for you if you happen to win, such as a kiss or a feel or something! Don' think that you, with an advanced college degree, can out smart these farm girls in any game they challenge you to! So play with them, just don't agree to give them anything for winning. I watched the two girls play each other and there we making moves every 2 seconds, so they are sharks here. Beware!

Upstairs, the room was ok, with a decent bed actually, but the hallway showers were typically junky. She mostly let me wash myself and I was starting to think this was not going to work out well. But while I thought she would start rushing things, she instead gave a nice, slow and long BBBJ. Her BBBJs were in the upper 10%! Then with the condom on, she felt good inside, but then she soon went dry and I couldn't really feel much. I used salvia, regretting not bringing any lube. She didn't seem to notice a problem and wanted me to continue. She wanted me to come, but without sufficient lube it just wasn't going to happen. She tried and was actually pretty good at what she did otherwise. I could consider seeing her again, even with her friend, but only if I brought lube. I am confused that the girls often times don't seem to be aware that they are dry down there and why they don't seem to be bothered by it. Do they not suffer rubber burns? But, despite this, it all turned out to be better than what I feared or how I made it sound. She was nice and warm, but she needs to pack a bottle of lube in her kit.

I then walked west and ended up at Horny Bar and spoke to Fern, the second woman who managed to make me get off. We talked over a LD and she clearly want me to BF her but I said no, but she was cool with it and stayed with me. After half an hour I figured it was best to leave so she could get back to work. Actually, it was slow on Soi 6 despite there being some good talent out that evening.

[Albert9989]

I love reading his reports also.

Me too, waiting for the next one!

[Horatio]

Well said.

BTW I absolutely loved reading your long descriptive reports. Great job.

I love reading his reports also.

[Blanquiceleste]

MonkeyPaw arrived in town Wednesday and I had the pleasure of meeting him for a night on WS. For those who STILL might not believe he is real and actually is out there hunting women, I will add my confirmation to the growing list of senior members here who can vouch for him. He can be over the top, and he has an interesting philosophy on life, but I witnessed his charm and his game on the ladies, and he kills it! At a couple of points I was in uncontrollable laughter, and for this nerd with a Vulcan-like personality much of the time who is always in control of his emotions, that was an amazing thing! His little tricks with the bugs and now buzzing vibrators and lighters that will shock, I mean, the guys gets attention, he gets the girls and those around him laughing, and if you get a girl laughing, you have won half the battle.

Is his father a dominant figure in the world who pays for his son to screw women around the world? Beats me. I don't care to know. I don't base my friends on who their father is or how much power they have. I only care what kind of dude he is, and he may be pulling a con game on us all to some extent, but if it gets me laughing and if he can bring laughter to these ladies of the night who find little about their situation to laugh about, then I freaking don't care.

Well said. But I guess now you will also be relegated to the list of people who are "trying to defend the indefensible".

I have said this before and I will say it again. You cannot wake up a man who is pretending to be asleep.

BTW I absolutely loved reading your long descriptive reports. Great job.