Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

LOL. You are going to learn one of these days! Keep chasing the 6000 baht dream. Years later I am still thinking about the chick I met at Lucifer that came over and wanted me to invite her friend to drink in my room because it was the friend's birthday. She went to the bathroom and came out and saw me on the bed fucking her friend and came up behind me and started licking my ass. Til this day me and that girl are still friends. You are not getting that kind of adventure from a gogo bar.

[FL Hawk]

I fell into the DMU trap with my first trip to Pattaya and I felt like a junkie going cold turkey when I returned home. I made an impromptu 5 night visit 4 months later and banged from time of check in until the taxi driver was banging on my door to take me to the Airport. 8 nights booked in February with a workable 3 bang a day timetable on the drawing board.

Always remember "No one plans to fail, people fail to plan. ".

Rob.

That is the way to do it. It will cost you X units of currency (dollars, bahts, etc) to get to Thailand and to your hotel. That cost is set whether you bang one or a hundred. May as well bang a hundred. Then there is your hotel, which can be considered as a daily semi-fixed cost. Whether you bang one or a dozen in a day, the cost will be same each day. May as well bang a dozen each day. You only have so much fluid to expel? Look at me, I can only expel fluid once every few days with these blasted condoms, but I have still banged 5 girls on Soi 6 in a single day, and there is no reason I couldn't do more. So yeah, it takes 10 baht to get to Soi 6 whether you bang 1 or 5, so may as well band 5. I am over 60 and not engaged in any regular exercise program. If you are under 60 and can't bang 5 cute girls in a day, you are lazy!

[FL Hawk]

When are you coming back? Give me the 4000 baht and I will get you in. I don't understand what the big fascination is though.

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

[FL Hawk]

I don't believe I have ever read a post denying that he is real and actually out there hunting women unless it was clearly meant as a joke. But glad you had a good time with him.

Haha, it was partly a joke. I even went to his condo and saw The Bear. Banana Boy told me to wash my hands after touching it! Haha.

[EihTooms]

MonkeyPaw arrived in town Wednesday and I had the pleasure of meeting him for a night on WS. For those who STILL might not believe he is real and actually is out there hunting women, I will add my confirmation to the growing list of senior members here who can vouch for him.

I don't believe I have ever read a post denying that he is real and actually out there hunting women unless it was clearly meant as a joke. But glad you had a good time with him.

[Mr Enternational]

I mean I am from India, so I dared to ask few of the people I met over there and they informed me that there are some GO GO bars which don't allow Indians, I was shocked and felt down after this incident, so next day, I again went to the same bar, (don't remember the name but was on walking street) the moment I started getting in, the gatekeeper stopped me and told me Members only, I said I am ready to pay, I was ready to pay till 4000 bats to get in,

When are you coming back? Give me the 4000 baht and I will get you in. I don't understand what the big fascination is though.

[Lou32]

Dang man. Maybe you haven't gone as far as Walking Street or Soi Fuck Shop? That is nothing like the Pattaya that I know or the expats that are my friends.

I stick to the usual places like Sois 6, 7 and 8 and LK Metro. I don't hang out around Walking Street too much because why pay USA Prices for subpar women? (The Belarusian and Ukrainian girls on WS look nice but I know the deal with them and stay away.).

I admit, I liked the new mall and Soi "Boo-Cow" has some nice new non-sleazy places but overall I will begin to focus on Bangkok going forward.

[Rob Jones]

Great FR.

It has been more than a year since I have been to this sin city. I love every bit of it. The women. The food. The vibe. Except that one has to bang as many pussies as possible in the 4-5 days one can afford. By day 3, the law of marginal diminishing utility sets in. That makes one regret not banging enough in the last 2 days whence back to the grind.

And makes one eager to get back.

I fell into the DMU trap with my first trip to Pattaya and I felt like a junkie going cold turkey when I returned home. I made an impromptu 5 night visit 4 months later and banged from time of check in until the taxi driver was banging on my door to take me to the Airport. 8 nights booked in February with a workable 3 bang a day timetable on the drawing board.

Always remember "No one plans to fail, people fail to plan. ".

Rob.

[Hunter999]

Amazing FR mate, at it was so intense that I thought, I am not reading I am feeling, anyways, Hawk, I did a lot of RTFF and exploration during my visit to Pattaya, went to couple of Go Go Bar, etc, some places the quality was really amazing and some places it was disappointing.

The only thing which I didn't Like or felt little awkward was, (I don't remember those bar names, but those were on the walking street, and there were 4 to 5 go go bars,) but I stayed for more than 4 days, and everyday I went to those bars but they were not allowing entry, saying it was a special night, was it really a special night or they wanted to avoid us, I mean I am from India, so I dared to ask few of the people I met over there and they informed me that there are some GO GO bars which don't allow Indians, I was shocked and felt down after this incident, so next day, I again went to the same bar, (don't remember the name but was on walking street) the moment I started getting in, the gatekeeper stopped me and told me Members only, I said I am ready to pay, I was ready to pay till 4000 bats to get in, but he denied, that was not a experience worth mentioning here, but do you think, does this thing prevails in those bars. Or may be I was there during Songkran, so might be because of the fest they were not entertaining us.

Day 8 - Monday.

The red bruising on my member is clearing up nicely. I had breakfast, did more work on reports and I watched some TV and worked on these reports alternately. I didn't get to Soi 6 until early evening. I walked there and then proceeded to the east end before doubling back. I noticed a cute spinner at Bandit Bar, which is on the south side in the eastern part of the street. She was a bit short but with dark features, great legs, great figure and with what appeared to be decent enough boobs. She seemed calm (not a crazed bar girl) and may have been around 30 or so. Her name was Min and she sat with me for a while. She had a crazy friend who offered a three way, which I denied (maybe later) and got us playing Connect 4. I won the first game with the friend, then lost every time thereafter. Note: These girls are experts. They will want you to agree to give them a shot each time they win. Of course, they will let you win the first game so you think you have a chance. Haha. Don't do it! These girls are experts...

[Kamsutra69]

Great FR.

It has been more than a year since I have been to this sin city. I love every bit of it. The women. The food. The vibe. Except that one has to bang as many pussies as possible in the 4-5 days one can afford. By day 3, the law of marginal diminishing utility sets in. That makes one regret not banging enough in the last 2 days whence back to the grind.

And makes one eager to get back.

Day 8 - Monday.

The red bruising on my member is clearing up nicely. I had breakfast, did more work on reports and I watched some TV and worked on these reports alternately. I didn't get to Soi 6 until early evening. I walked there and then proceeded to the east end before doubling back. I noticed a cute spinner at Bandit Bar, which is on the south side in the eastern part of the street. She was a bit short but with dark features, great legs, great figure and with what appeared to be decent enough boobs. She seemed calm (not a crazed bar girl) and may have been around 30 or so. Her name was Min and she sat with me for a while. She had a crazy friend who offered a three way, which I denied (maybe later) and got us playing Connect 4. I won the first game with the friend, then lost every time thereafter. Note: These girls are experts. They will want you to agree to give them a shot each time they win. Of course, they will let you win the first game so you think you have a chance. Haha. Don't do it! These girls are experts. They will drain your cash if you agree! If you think you are good at the game, at least get them to agree to do something for you if you happen to win, such as a kiss or a feel or something! Don' think that you, with an advanced college degree, can out smart these farm girls in any game they challenge you to! So play with them, just don't agree to give them anything for winning. I watched the two girls play each other and there we making moves every 2 seconds, so they are sharks here. Beware!

Upstairs, the room was ok, with a decent bed actually, but the hallway showers were typically junky. She mostly let me wash myself and I was starting to think this was not going to work out well. But while I thought she would start rushing things, she instead gave a nice, slow and long BBBJ. Her BBBJs were in the upper 10%! Then with the condom on, she felt good inside, but then she soon went dry and I couldn't really feel much. I used salvia, regretting not bringing any lube. She didn't seem to notice a problem and wanted me to continue. She wanted me to come, but without sufficient lube it just wasn't going to happen. She tried and was actually pretty good at what she did otherwise. I could consider seeing her again, even with her friend, but only if I brought lube. I am confused that the girls often times don't seem to be aware that they are dry down there and why they don't seem to be bothered by it. Do they not suffer rubber burns? But, despite this, it all turned out to be better than what I feared or how I made it sound. She was nice and warm, but she needs to pack a bottle of lube in her kit.

I then walked west and ended up at Horny Bar and spoke to Fern, the second woman who managed to make me get off. We talked over a LD and she clearly want me to BF her but I said no, but she was cool with it and stayed with me. After half an hour I figured it was best to leave so she could get back to work. Actually, it was slow on Soi 6 despite there being some good talent out that evening.

[Albert9989]

I love reading his reports also.

Me too, waiting for the next one!

[Horatio]

Well said.

BTW I absolutely loved reading your long descriptive reports. Great job.

I love reading his reports also.

[Blanquiceleste]

MonkeyPaw arrived in town Wednesday and I had the pleasure of meeting him for a night on WS. For those who STILL might not believe he is real and actually is out there hunting women, I will add my confirmation to the growing list of senior members here who can vouch for him. He can be over the top, and he has an interesting philosophy on life, but I witnessed his charm and his game on the ladies, and he kills it! At a couple of points I was in uncontrollable laughter, and for this nerd with a Vulcan-like personality much of the time who is always in control of his emotions, that was an amazing thing! His little tricks with the bugs and now buzzing vibrators and lighters that will shock, I mean, the guys gets attention, he gets the girls and those around him laughing, and if you get a girl laughing, you have won half the battle.

Is his father a dominant figure in the world who pays for his son to screw women around the world? Beats me. I don't care to know. I don't base my friends on who their father is or how much power they have. I only care what kind of dude he is, and he may be pulling a con game on us all to some extent, but if it gets me laughing and if he can bring laughter to these ladies of the night who find little about their situation to laugh about, then I freaking don't care.

Well said. But I guess now you will also be relegated to the list of people who are "trying to defend the indefensible".

I have said this before and I will say it again. You cannot wake up a man who is pretending to be asleep.

BTW I absolutely loved reading your long descriptive reports. Great job.

[FL Hawk]

MonkeyPaw arrived in town Wednesday and I had the pleasure of meeting him for a night on WS. For those who STILL might not believe he is real and actually is out there hunting women, I will add my confirmation to the growing list of senior members here who can vouch for him. He can be over the top, and he has an interesting philosophy on life, but I witnessed his charm and his game on the ladies, and he kills it! At a couple of points I was in uncontrollable laughter, and for this nerd with a Vulcan-like personality much of the time who is always in control of his emotions, that was an amazing thing! His little tricks with the bugs and now buzzing vibrators and lighters that will shock, I mean, the guys gets attention, he gets the girls and those around him laughing, and if you get a girl laughing, you have won half the battle.

Is his father a dominant figure in the world who pays for his son to screw women around the world? Beats me. I don't care to know. I don't base my friends on who their father is or how much power they have. I only care what kind of dude he is, and he may be pulling a con game on us all to some extent, but if it gets me laughing and if he can bring laughter to these ladies of the night who find little about their situation to laugh about, then I freaking don't care.

[FL Hawk]

Day 8 - Monday.

The red bruising on my member is clearing up nicely. I had breakfast, did more work on reports and I watched some TV and worked on these reports alternately. I didn't get to Soi 6 until early evening. I walked there and then proceeded to the east end before doubling back. I noticed a cute spinner at Bandit Bar, which is on the south side in the eastern part of the street. She was a bit short but with dark features, great legs, great figure and with what appeared to be decent enough boobs. She seemed calm (not a crazed bar girl) and may have been around 30 or so. Her name was Min and she sat with me for a while. She had a crazy friend who offered a three way, which I denied (maybe later) and got us playing Connect 4. I won the first game with the friend, then lost every time thereafter. Note: These girls are experts. They will want you to agree to give them a shot each time they win. Of course, they will let you win the first game so you think you have a chance. Haha. Don't do it! These girls are experts. They will drain your cash if you agree! If you think you are good at the game, at least get them to agree to do something for you if you happen to win, such as a kiss or a feel or something! Don' think that you, with an advanced college degree, can out smart these farm girls in any game they challenge you to! So play with them, just don't agree to give them anything for winning. I watched the two girls play each other and there we making moves every 2 seconds, so they are sharks here. Beware!

Upstairs, the room was ok, with a decent bed actually, but the hallway showers were typically junky. She mostly let me wash myself and I was starting to think this was not going to work out well. But while I thought she would start rushing things, she instead gave a nice, slow and long BBBJ. Her BBBJs were in the upper 10%! Then with the condom on, she felt good inside, but then she soon went dry and I couldn't really feel much. I used salvia, regretting not bringing any lube. She didn't seem to notice a problem and wanted me to continue. She wanted me to come, but without sufficient lube it just wasn't going to happen. She tried and was actually pretty good at what she did otherwise. I could consider seeing her again, even with her friend, but only if I brought lube. I am confused that the girls often times don't seem to be aware that they are dry down there and why they don't seem to be bothered by it. Do they not suffer rubber burns? But, despite this, it all turned out to be better than what I feared or how I made it sound. She was nice and warm, but she needs to pack a bottle of lube in her kit.

I then walked west and ended up at Horny Bar and spoke to Fern, the second woman who managed to make me get off. We talked over a LD and she clearly want me to BF her but I said no, but she was cool with it and stayed with me. After half an hour I figured it was best to leave so she could get back to work. Actually, it was slow on Soi 6 despite there being some good talent out that evening.

I left the area by bus this time and went to Subway again for dinner on Soi 8. I think I returned to WS to arrive there around 9:30. I walked around a little but didn't really do any searching. I ended up at Red Car close to midnight and scored another table and chair. It was starting to fill up and I tracked some doable woman who entered. There was an elegant woman dressed elegantly in a fancy dress that delicately hid her apparently enhanced cleavage. It was quite stimulating. I eyed her for a while and she ended up at a long table, opposite to mine. She was drinking club soda, and I figured I would go over and complement her on the dress and mention that club soda is a favorite bar drink of mine too. But realize, I am basically a nerd with little game, and my speech comprehension in a noisy bar is poor, especially when talking to a woman with a heavy accent. I said Hello, then issues my complements and observations. I guess she was appreciative. She asked the typical questions then asked what I would be doing later than night. Here, I blew it. I said "sleeping". My intended humor got lost in the translation and that right there seemed to kill the deal. It took me a few minutes to realized it, but she turned away and I returned back to my previous table to now stand, as the stools had been taken over.

While this was going on, a fairly hot mature woman dresses in tight fitting, black clothes with big beasts standing out and long black hair with a look that could kill stood right next to me at the opposite table. We made eye contact, I said Hello, and we exchanged names (she was Joy) and where-are-you-froms, then she asked me about the other woman, and why did I leave her. Well, she was the observant one! So I told her I bombed. She asked why. I replied that I guess she just doesn't like me. Joy said most all women are there to get picked and why didn't I ask her out. I just said I never got the chance. So, Joy leans over to the woman and, I guess, asks what happened! Oh my, I am embarrassed. But the woman apparently tells Joy that I didn't know what I wanted. Huh? But what I have come to figure out is that when the woman asked what I was going to do that night she wanted to hear that I was going to take her home and have sex with her That is what the woman was there for. She didn't want to waste time with a man whose only plan was to sleep she wanted a man who was planning to sleep with HER that night. And, to, give her money! Had I instead answered "I want to take you home", I would have been feasting on those luscious breasts. Sigh. Then she asked why I didn't tell the woman what I wanted, saying most of the women in there were looking for a pickup. I said I guess I was shy. She asked if I was going to shy with her. Ummmmmmm I wasn't shy with her and 30 minutes later I was feasting on HER delicious boobs.

I hadn't notice at first, but while she was obviously a mature, seemingly sophisticated lady somewhere around 40 probably, also a looker, and she KNEW she was a hot looker. Her looks were in decline obiously, but she had kept herself in shape and style of dress was incredible hot. As I was walking out with her, we were getting stares like I have never seen before. I mean, walking down the entrance to Red Car to leave, she is in front of me and a guy entering basically gives me a big smile, a high 5 and whispers a passing compliment about what a hot woman I had scored! Getting on the baht bus and then walking down Soi 7 to the hotel and inside the hotel, we were getting stares and I was getting smiles. It was amazing. In the room she strips and reveals a the-sized set of bolt on's that were amazing well done. Her body is certainly starting to soften up due to age, but is still quite nice. And her long black hair is super sexy. We shower and in bed she gives one heck of a BBBJ. She goes very slow and she went on and on and I was soooo close to coming. I think she wanted to bring me off that way and I was her to as well, but I count the number of woman I have been with by my having intercourse with them, not a blow job, so I wanted to hold off of even a rare ejaculation via BJ so I could score another lay. So, I stop the BJ and get out a lucky condom. But we need lube, which I use, but try as I can I get come. So I stop and expect her to be like a typical Soi 6 lady and to immediately dive back in with her mouth so she can save face and get me off. But this lady is not Soi 6 lady and had a rather stuck up attitude that if I can't do it with her on the first try, there is no going back.

She got up to shower, and later she asks me why I didn't come. I said I almost did by oral, and she said she normally gets men off that way. I admitted to holding off bit and she basically says "So you were holding off hoping to come later didn't you? You shouldn't have held back. You should have come when you could but you wanted to phuck me and then you couldn't come and now you failed. Too bad for you. " Well, OK, that is not what she actually said, but it what she was actually saying. I mentioned I expected more oral at the end, but she didn't want to hear that.

She did soften up a little. She talked about life and how it got her into hooking. She has a daughter than wants to be an engineer so she needs to make lots of money to support that. Now, 20 years ago this woman had to have been incredabily beautiful. She mentioned a US ex husband or boyfriend, so she has tasted the good life, and now is living in close to the dredges. She then asked me what I thought about an offer she got from an American for him to take her to the US to engage in prostitution. He promised her should would make lots of money. Of course, I told her not to do it. Sigh.

If you see a 40 ish woman in tight sex clothes and long black hair a set of the's, check her out. If her name is Joy, go on and BF here, but don't hold back on the BJ! She wants to drain you dry. If I see her again I might even BF her just for that! I gave her 1300 or 1400 baht and she was ok with it. .

So, that concludes Day 8, where I had Min at the Bandit Bar on Soi 6 then Joy the freelancer from Red Car.