Pattaya Reports

[FL Hawk]

Day 16 - Tuesday.

I am in Bangkok on Day 18 as I post this (as well as the previous report and likely the final mongering report of Day 17). After today I will be with my Thai GF and probably unable to respond to any remarks until I return home in a few weeks. So, sorry that I am bunching up reports here, but if not today, then not for several weeks.

Two days left. I am doing well on my finances despite dropping, who knows, around 10,000 baht yesterday. Crazy, I know, but memories are being made and this is probably the last time in my life I will get to experience some of this, so I don't care. I worked hard all my life; money is not a major concern of mine; I have forgone pleasures in the past to save for travel and retirement; and that time is now. I am not getting younger and each month that goes by is a month closer I am to being unable to do this kind of thing anymore. Heck, I can barely come in a condom anymore!

Two days left and at 2:30 PM we are having a Thunderstorm when I should be on Soi 6 mongering! Some say during the rain is the best time as there are so few customers, but I also only got 2 to 3 hours of sleep last time, so my body is begging for a nap, and with the outside sky dark, I am now giving in. Probably better to rest now and push myself too hard. I would hate to have a tumble from being tired on these dangerous sidewalks that I think were designed to trip and maim the old and weak.

I slept a bit over an hour and the rain has ended so I arise so I prepared to hit Soi 6 as well as to be prepared to go direct to WS that night. So, I need money. I figure I will see anywhere from 1 or 2 girls on six, so I need at about 3200 baht. On WS, I can't see the gross throwing away of money again, but should I long-term someone, it could me 6500 plus drinks and the 5 bars MP likes to hang with add another 700, which is 3200 plus 7200 or rounded up 10,400 baht or about $400 (rounding up). So I pull out $600 from the safe. Typically at the end of the mongering day I have a fair amount of left over cash, but this morning I have only 240 baht, which means I barely had enough to pay Meal last night!

So I hit Soi 6 and with the rain the weather is cool. I have actually been blessed with good weather for this trip. I have not needed to use any sun screen; rain has only been a minor nuisance during the day and only a bit disruptive yesterday with Meal and the gang. In past visits the sun had been out and it was quite hot and sticky.

But I hit the street and let this slightly cubby girl pull me in, named Jaan, at a bar I don't remember. Not sure why I went in. Maybe it was her pouty face. But I quickly realized I needed to extricate myself as her English was non-conversational; the seemed sad; and she was chubby. My failure to exchange dollars for baths upon arriving on 6 got me out gracefully. I barely had enough Thai money to pay for our drinks, then I said I said I needed to go exchange money and I never went back. I am not so sure why she was said, as I was able to learn she is leaving the next day to go back home to see her baby daughter. So many of these girls turn to this profession because they get pregnant with a boyfriend, he leaves without providing any support, and the baby is left to the grandmother to raise while she sends money home. I told her, via Google translate, Thai women need to stop having sex with their men until the fathers are required to pay child support! Of course, it is not so simple.

After replenishing my supply of baths I went to Playpen. They have added some new girls to up their linup, and one little hottie was Boom. She was slender and tall with bleached hair. I liked her, but she was a little difficult to understand. I bought her a drink I started to inquire about ST. She said some things I didn't understand, though I made out something about ST then about LT in Bangkok and some other things I couldn't piece together, but eventually I asked her to go upstairs. She refused, and then said "I now know you didn't hear me with all the loud music but I tried to tell you I can't be bar fined now. " Well, ok. I guess she meant some dude had already long-timed her and was taking her to Bangkok, and she was apparently waiting for him to leave. In the meantime, she was hustling drinks from me! Well bummer! She was cute, so some of you should get over there and check her out and let me know what I possibly missed!

As the day passes Soi 6 is gets busy. I think most of the girls are here and high season has started! I walked back to the east and Lynn, the tiny lady I wrote about last week who was a dynamo, brings me in. She was one of the few who had made me come so I went inside to buy her a drink at least. She was excited and tried hard to get me upstairs, but I had heard from Dear (pronounced more like De ah), the hot spinner from Windmill, that she is able to see tonight. I write back and ask when. But with the possibility of banging of this sexy woman, I put Lynn off. Why waste my last two days with repeats, even though Lynn was worth repeating? I delayed a bit then hearing nothing from Dear, I head west and find Kan at Lust Bar. She is a more mature woman. I bar fined her and she turned out to be an average performer for Soi 6. She had bolt-ONS that were hard and, unlike many of the more mature women, skipped the foreplay. Maybe a 7 for her face, 6 for body and 5 to 6 for performance.

It was then time to head to WS. I met up with MP, Phazze and Lew at Bacarra. Phazze had his hot girl from the night before with him, so he was already set. We then moved to Palace. While there, Tong (the high priced star fish who suckered me twice – and that is "suckered", not "sucked") walked past and we exchanged half-smiles. I kind of think she may have had some regrets now, but who knows. I later saw Meal in the back and went over to say Hello, but she seemed distant. I returned to my seat, but later went back to invite her for a LD which she accepted. She was in pain as a dog did something to around her inside shoulder joint, and she seemed to say it was difficult to speak. In short, she remained distant and barely looked at me. She may have been scared I was going to want to BF her or whatever, which I wasn't, but the group was preparing to leave so we left her alone to finish her drink. I wished her a good evening and improved heath. I did inquire with Phazze if his high priced Palace girl gave a good performance, I. E. Blow job, and he said yes. Sigh. Must be my age.

But at the next bar, MP unloaded on me a big, telling me I can't just lay there and expect the girl to initiate everything. He felt I should have been in there trying to go down on them and stuff and get them horny by my own actions, and not just lie there myself and then complain they won't do anything. Well, maybe. Perhaps, being near the same age as the girls, and being a regular there, he can get away with that. I did try some kissing and touching but the reaction was anything but them getting horny. MP can't yet possibly know or appreciate the impact that being old has on young, hot, popular women! And I can understand the women! I see other old men in the bars trying to touch them and I recoiling myself at the thought of a beautiful young woman having to subject then selves to that. For that matter, I watched a few guys, stinking cigarette in their mouth, grabbing girls, pinning them and forcibly touching them as the girls turned away. The guys thought it was great fun, and the fact the girl might then go out with you (for money) doesn't mean it was not repulsive to the girl. But I am moralizing here.

I am now biding my time for Dear She wrote back and we were to meet between 10 to 11, then it was to be at 12, then 11:30 to 12:30, then is was back 12 where it stayed. Eventually we met at about 12:15 on WS and we went to a short time hotel for 490 Baht. She was hot, but a big see-section scare ruined her stomach view. But the rest of the view was awesome and the scare didn't matter. Her bot-ONS actually had some softness and were not objectionable. Her figure was tight and everything was firm, though she was now 31. She works all the time, like 7 days a week at Windmill, then each night hitting I-Bar for more customers. She took this day off to do some things, but after me she was going to go home, do some more things, then head back to I-Bar for more customers. This woman has to making a ton of money, but at 31, her professional years are numbered.

The session was passionate at least. It started off a little rushed but ended slow. She displays care and compassion which was a little unexpected. Go to Windmill to check her out. Your best way of taking her out is to simply bar fine her from Windmill. Be nice and respectful. She is making enough money she does not have to see you!

After Dear, I walked up and down WS, and almost went home, but then I though NO, I have to try again, I only have one more night beyond this! So I returned to my stomping ground at Red Car. It was around 1:30 to 2 AM by now and the peak had passed and I found table. I saw several prospects but people started leaving and I was running out of opportunities. I know many of the ladies who don't get men will go to one of the other discos, but I did see a sort of girl next door lady of early 30's, I think. She was dancing alone and had a huge smile. I looked at her for a while then she started looking a me. We exchanged several glances until I finally walked over to say Hello,. After a bit she asked what I wanted, so rather than give a dumb answer like "world peace", I said "to be with you all night". She laughed and, well, she did spend the night with me. She did ask what I would give her. I said 2000. She asked for 3000, but I stuck with 2000.

Her name was Kan and she gave a sort of GFE. She loved to kiss and I did go down on her and she went wild. I think I gave her a couple of orgasms but, of course, none for me. Her breasts were small but she had large areolas. Her body was in the early aging process and the hips a little large, but she was still attractive and relatively slender and pretty. She stayed until around 9 AM them left. She was fun to be with once.

To summarize the day, Kan at Lust Bar for an average encounter, then Dear freelancing form Windmill for a semi-passionate encounter, and Kan, a Red Car freelancer, for a sort-of-semi-GFE.

[FL Hawk]

Day 15 - Monday.

Well, I have only three days left to monger. I need to leave the blues behind me and get on with it! There is a growing chance this could be my last trip to Pattaya, and at my age I know I am running out of time. There is some age when you just can't do it anymore, and I have enough older friends who have had prostate issues where sex is behind them, so I need to wake up and get to today some ladies while I still can!

I started off on Soi 6, the one place where the girls will actually work for their money, ending up with Film at Roxy. The pronunciation is more like feilm, with a strong E sound. She was a large lady, relatively, but did not present the appearance of being chubby. She did have braces and, upstairs, revealed a really nice set of large, firm natural boobs! She was a little embarrassed by them but I thought they were wonderful. Big firm natural boobs on a Thai girl, amazing. I told her to go slow on the BBBJ and she did, and she did a fine job. She "fit" really well with me and the experience was nice. Her boobs were worth the price of admission.

I then met up with Banana Boy and we walked the street but the talent available on this Monday afternoon was not the greatest. We left and went to McDonanld's for ice cream, then he left and I went back to the street. I still didn't see much else and ended up with Lucky Noi at Lucky Bar. I had promised her another round so I finally kept my promise. She has big fake boobs and is a little more filled out than I would normally like, and the braces make her face less attractive, but she is usually able to get me off. But this time she was a bit less active and I think I could have gotten off with a bit more work, but MP got me in touch with the hot Windmill girl, and I thought maybe I should hold back on my precious orgasm and say if for Dear, her name. I figure I have one for-sure orgasm left in me before I leave, and decide it is best to give it to a deserving woman. It is the pits to be unable to come with a hottie, so I will sacrificed this orgasm with reliable Noi for the hopes of a hottie like Dear, or perhaps another hot agogo girl. Well, yeah, sure! Haha. Ain't going to ever happen. Feel hot agogo girls deserve my juice.

Noi was confused why I didn't come, but I said I am old. I left her and then saw Jin. She will be bar fining herself tonight to go home for a day, catching a ride with a married couple she said. She was sad to learn I am leaving Thursday. She had been planning on me to long-time her and go places. I considered bar fining her right there, in which case I would pay the fine for her and take her to the hotel and get in that orgams, and I mentioned my bar fining her but she didn't understand what I was saying, then I thought better of my offer and didn't repeat it. If I took her, she would be expecting me to see her again Wednesday night before I leave as well. That is too many times with the same woman! And I don't want to encourage her to have feelings for me that cannot be returned.

By this time the gang was planning to meet so I went to WS. It had been raining and all I had was a pocket rain coat. I decided to first buy an umbrella as it was forecast to rain later that night, and I am so glad I did! But first we went exploring. I guess this is what MP does each evening visit a few agogo and search for new talent. But as we started, he all of a sudden said he needed to go home for something, so Phazze and I went back to Windmill. My displeasure for this place as lessened a bit as I have not seen any crass conduct like that first time. I had actually Lined the hottie but missed out on seeing her Sunday. She saw me and Phazze enter as she was dancing and recognized me, or us, and smiled. I went over to say Hi and get her name, as even MP did not know it! During her break she came over and I got her a LD. This is one buzy girl. After work she goes to Insomnia to get picked up LT and sleep a long time with customer, then back to work. I told her if she had time to contact me. The alternative is to BF her, but I wasn't ready to do that.

MP showed up then we left for Sensations, where he bar fined a really cute girl. She was new and she was pretty hot, and he likes to BF the new, hot girls at one of this favorite clubs and show them off. So we went to Palace. But first, Tong was there and she came by and said Hi. I said Hello, back. She then made a motion with her hands asking for a LD. I wavered for a second as I like her, but ten purse my lips together and shake my head, saying no. She immediately turns her head and walks off. She knows what she did and that the gravy train from me was over.

It is here that things got fun. MP exchanged 1000 baht (all three of us shared costs) for 50 20's. He got the waiters to give us 3 rubber bands and showed how to fold them up into projectiles that we could shoot at the girls. Well, I was thinking this had to be degrading to the girls and was reluctant to do it. Phazze refused and gave me his third of the bills. MP was shooting them off and at first the girls didn't know what was happening, then a little scared at being hit, then it was all smiles. When his girl started shotting them too, I started too and I was giggling like a kid. So much fun, and the girls on stage loved it. Is this a crazy thing to do? Absolutely, but when I say the girls were having too, then it was ok and I have a great time. It was literally throwing money away, but it was a great way to spend the equivalent of about $10.

But it was getting time to choose someone. I picked a girl who looked young, tall and quite attractive. I had the waiter call her over and her name was something line Meal. I failed to check the check to see how to spell the name. She was new, it was her third day working there and, apparently, working in this line of work ever. She did not have a wrist showing her number, so unless I get back to Palace and has one, much of this review about her may be useless to her (or ask MP if he is present when you are might visit). But I am not sure if she wants to be with me as she is does not touch or anything, and in the high noise environment it is difficult for me to hear and understand her. But she is sitting next to MP's friend and they seem to be hitting it off, and his friend seems to be ok with me, so I hope she can say a good word, though she is new and doesn't really know about MP, so I don't know. Phazze is about to BF a hottie and the pressure is on me to make a selection. I finally ask her if she would to go LT with me / us and I get the "it is up to you". Well, no it is up to you for I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to. " But I don't get a yes from her, then it is her time to go dance, even though I had just bought her another drink. Since she is new, she dances at the rear of the club, and we were in the rear of the club so she was right in front of me. She is not exactly looking at me, and I figure I bombed out. But with Phazze's girl now in street clothes, and her dance round over, she comes back and I ask her for LT, saying we are all going out together to see a show, and does she want to LT me. She indicates yes and actually now seems a little excited. MP's friend may have had a little to do with it.

I had an issue with the mamsan. The BF for LT was 1500 and I gave her 2000 bhat, expecting change. It didn't come. We sent for the mamasan and she claimed I only gave her 1500. There was another lady with her who nodded in agreement. I sure don't remember having any 500's, but then I didn't specifically check them. I know there was a 1000 note but I can't swear the other wasn't. It was an argument I couldn't win and I cursed myself for not checking. In many bars they confirm with you when you give them a large bill so there is no misunderstanding. At a club like Palace and with the mamasan knowing MP, I can't really think I got cheated however. Just be sure to always double check the cash you hand out.

It is raining outside, so my decision to buy that umbrella was wise. We head out in the rain and go to the show at Sensations (I think). It is a whisper of a Circa-du-whatever show. But MP, true to his spirit for fun, gets another 50 20-baht bills and rubber bands, and the same thing happens. So funny, and all were laughing.

We leave and the rain has eased. Meal surprises us saying she has a car. The others were going to take a taxi, but MP says she can take all of us. Well, her car is several blocks from the club, and it is in a lot where several cars have to be moved so that she can get out. MP jokes that he could have been home already had he taken the taxi. Finally we get out and we end up driving through an Indian clubbing district with Indian disco music, then eventually we are on second road. MP is giving directions and he has her turn into a parking are by that little mall across from Soi 13, but we can't get though and have to turn back. We turn back off of Second Road to get Pazze home as well as MP, and we seem to drive and drive and drive. With everyone dropped off, we turn back toward Second Road. Meal says she is hungry so we stop at a 7-11, then we eventually end up at my hotel.

We go in and I get a big grin from the security guy. Upstairs, we eat while she is constantly checking her phone. And I intermittently get her story of how she came to start this job. I will spare the details, but she is a farmer of sorts, owing a bunch of ducks and sheept and stuff. Apparently her parents lost a bunch of her money. She also has a 7 why / o son (she is 27, though I thought she was 22), and though the father is the typical deadbeat dad, his parents help look after him and are spoiling him. With her farm in disarray, she has him in an international school. She is dismayed that he is only wants to eat western food and has to live in air conditioning, etc. And to pay all the bills, she has taken up this business. Her time on the phone seems family related, even though it is now about 3 AM.

It is time for her to shut up and get to work, however, and I hate being blunt like that as I feel bad, but this was her decision to enter this line of work, and if I am her first or one of the first, she should be lucky it is with me as I am so patient and understanding. But she is in bed, both of us naked under the covers. I have been moving closer to her and touching her and feeling her slowly and gently, while she is talking to me and checking her phone, but even she realizes it is finally time to get to work.

FL Hawk's Law: Within bounds, the performance of a woman is inversely proportional to the cost.

FL Hawk's Law was again confirmed. What a star fish. No kissing. She hated it. She did rub my Johnson, but she otherwise just laid there. I considered giving up, as I don't like to feel like I am forcing myself of anyone. But I got out the condom and put it on and she then opened her legs to me. Once we got started she actually got a little wetter and she moaned. I got her to turn over for doggie then back to missionary. But otherwise she just laid there. I finally just gave up and rolled over. She asked if I finished. No. I then went to into the bathroom and seemed surprised when I took a shower. I think she knew I was not happy, but unlike a good Soi 6 girl, and like most all of the high priced agogo girls, there was no offer to improve the situation. She at least stayed the night, but had told me she was going to leave at 6 AM, as she needed to get back to open up something for her sister as she had the only key.

She actually left at 6:45 AM, and she showed me the key, which was some kind of electronic key, so she may have been telling me the truth. And she showed me a picture of a sheep her sister sent her who died. She remained friendly and talkative the whole time, but she stunk at her new job.

So two duds from Palace. Beautiful ladies who, for me and my selections at least, are horrible at their jobs and should be avoided unless you like banging girls who hate to touch you. I am anxious now to compare notes with Phazze. Is is just me, my age? Are these girls used to the Japanese and Chinese people who really do simply want to bang a hot girl and don't care about the other stuff? Meal, like Tong, could have been so hot and stimulating, but instead they just create frustration, at least with me.

Anyway, to summarize the day, I at least stepped up my game and had three women. First Film at Roxy for some amazing large Thia breasts, then a repeat with Lucky Noi then Mean from Palace.

[FL Hawk]

On MP's own clearly stated terms, YOU achieved the exact same thing he strives for by overpaying those "Top Quality" girls the moment you strutted through the bar with her after paying her barfine, strolled down WS or wherever on the way to your hotel, walked through your hotel lobby, rode the elevator up to your hotel room and walked down the hall to your room door. You should realize you are apparently expecting far more from those kinds of girls than even MP himself expects to ever get from them.

I don't strut. When I am with these ladies I am not thinking how much better they make ME look, or how they will help me get other hot women in the subsequent days, weeks, months and years. I am only thinking about how I hope their beauty will be sufficient to get me off finally!

[EihTooms]

Day 14 Sunday.

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She did try really hard to get me to come and I finally had to stop her. Why couldn't Tong, who was 4 x the cost, try a little harder like this girl??

-snip-

We saw no one all that impressive. Then to Palace. It was busy and again had the best girls overall, at least at the 5 or so bars MP hunts in the most. I do not see Tong so she probably took the day off.

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So, this turned into another Pattaya Blues day, but I had a rocking time with Soi 6 woman An at Halifax.

Sorry for a bummer report. It gets better tomorrow.

I think you are being way too tough on yourself on the "Top Quality"/4 x the cost girl issue, FLHawk. Do you have a reason to believe MP or anyone else in his circle gets any more of a warm and cuddly genuine or simulated GFE with those girls than you did with Tong? Actually, that isn't even something I have read MP state as the reason he woos, entertains, courts, cajoles, games and overpays those girls.

Here is the reason he has stated:

Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment.

On MP's own clearly stated terms, YOU achieved the exact same thing he strives for by overpaying those "Top Quality" girls the moment you strutted through the bar with her after paying her barfine, strolled down WS or wherever on the way to your hotel, walked through your hotel lobby, rode the elevator up to your hotel room and walked down the hall to your room door. You should realize you are apparently expecting far more from those kinds of girls than even MP himself expects to ever get from them.

[CoolDude27]

Respected Seniors,

Kindly guide me to Locate a Hotel in Pattaya where we can get in house Service rather then Search out and take them to Hotel. We will be a Group of 4 people.

Looking for your help.

Regards,

CD.

[PonkeyMaw]

Quick Recap days 1+2 were bad everything else was good.

Bad Days:

Day 1: Sleep deprived and both calf hurt. Brought back ladyboy from beach road. I ask to check ID I'm fucking autistic and thought if she was willing to show ID she couldn't be a LB and didn't do research before hand on how to read IDs its super fucking easy it says Mr. If its a guy. Went back to hotel receptionist didn't tell me shit. Learn my lesson never go beach road again. Damage: 1100 to make ladyboy leave me alone.

Day 2: Couldn't walk without pain. Got a calf massage. Bad idea made it worse. Went to Soapie PP Body Massage at like 12 pm. Very disappointing only 3 ladies there. I picked one 30 very stuck up a lot of rules, no touching face during sex, no FIV, germaphobic, complained alot, wanted to charge 500 more baht for another shot. 90 minute session only ended up being a 60 minute one. Bad experience. Got stuck in rain. Got back at hotel 4:00 pm passed out until 5 am. Damage: 2120.

Good Days:

Day 3: Told my hotel receptionist my problem. Gave me advise to go see public hospital because its cheap. Go to Pattaya city hospital on the baht bus route. Filled with Thai people there and like 4 farangs. Total time took like an hour to see doctor. Everyone spoke English well enough to get me sorted. Got medicine. Damage 610 (500 to see doc, 110 for like 3 different medications). Very good experience I wish I would've done this the first thing I did.

For the following damage math is ST+BF+Drinks sometimes I wouldn't even buy drinks just go straight to ST.

Went to Soi 6 "Toybox? (idk if that's the name it's something like that") damage 1610 (1000+400+210) 8/10 girl was new I think didn't speak that much English pretty good sex.

Soi 6 Ruby Club 1500 (1200+300) 8. 5/10 was good.

Day 4: Soi 6 Ruby Club same girl dragged me in for sex again 1500 (1200+300) 8. 5/10 same as before I now learned to either decline or try to avoid getting dragged in bars.

Soi 6 Bulldogbar 1500+400+270 I don't fucking know why this cost so much girl said she only fucks Asian guys or some shit and charges them 3 k prob lying. Sex: 8. 5/10.

Day 5: Visited walking street asked around for prices typically 1-1. 5 k for BF and 3-4. 5 k for ST. This was before midnight so prices are prob higher. Also went to FL clubs like insomnia and red car, learned its not for me. Went to soi 6 "Where angels play" damage: 1400 (1000+400) 9/10, "Nightwish" damage 1510 (1000+400+110) 9. 5/10.

During Nightwish visit (like 12 amish) the cops came and I had to finish early. Another bargirl came up to the room knocking and speaking thai. My girl told me to be quiet and threw out all condoms made the bed nice and dressed up. I left asked other farang what's going on he point the popo who were pretty far away.

I asked my veteran friend who messaged a soi 6 girl on line and apparently the cops were looking for bribes or some shit and checking to make sure all the girls were of age, licenses were right, no drug use. Where there any cases of tourist getting in trouble because of cops?

Alright so in total of the trip I went from wanting to jump off my balcony to having a lot of good sex so its pretty good. Important things to take away: go see doctor if you need it. Learn bus baht routes, don't be afraid to ask for prices before going in and buying drinks just to find out you don't want to pay that much money, 7/11 is always open and has pretty decent food, street food is aii I like the street food that is set up in its only little area with multiple vendors not just the single guy with the kart if that makes sense. Oh yea another important thing the girls will not always bring condom / lube so it's important to bring like 2-3 condoms and a bottle of lube. No problems with violence or theft from locals or tourist only danger I had is riding the motorcycle at night with no helmet in the rain pretty spooky.

[Steve 9696]

FLHawk man 14 days! I think it clearly leads to being jaded by all the available pussy. Any day you have a top notch BBBJ and that elusive GFE is a good day!

Glad to hear day 15 went well. Looking forward to it.

[FL Hawk]

Day 14 Sunday.

I wake up and realize I have 4 more days in Pattaya and I need to get out of this funk and bang some more women! MP and Phazze are going to have lunch at Hooters, so I joined them. I have full breakfasts at the hotel, but I figured I would have a coke with them. I ended up with curly fries as well. I think Hooters in Pattaya has to be as expensive as in the USA. Waitresses are cute but nothing special. MP and I head to Soi 6 and go in to Night Wish. We both find girls to BF. I like Ail. She is a larger girl but still well proportioned. She is 22, but when naked her A breasts were exposed. She gave an incomplete shower, but at least she liked to kiss. Her BJ was short but she loved doggie. She did try really hard to get me to come and I finally had to stop her. Why couldn't Tong, who was 4 x the cost, try a little harder like this girl?? MP had chosen Ton to BF. He scared me for a second about us all sharing a single room! Haha. I might have been willing if we could have shared the girls!

He was waiting when I came down. Ail and I had done some cuddling at the end, which is always nice. He was done, but I walked with him to the west end of the street to see him off, and for me to get a start and heading back for another girl. In walking back past Halifax Bar an older but relatively attractive lady was calling for me. She sort of looks familiar so I stop and she asks if I remember her. Ummmmm She says she is An. Ohhh, this is the lady I mentioned as being a favorite from a year ago! Ok, she is much darker now from what I recall, but yeah. She is a shapely mature woman, now 38 she said, but with other than some baby damage to the stomach, is not too bad for her age, plus she has the wisdom of knowing how to get a guy off. Of course I have to get reacquainted with GFE An, even if she is getting up in years. So in we go and then we go upstairs and she once again rocked my world.

I will save the details but I left exhausted and happy. She is the queen of BBBJs and, while I still have to say I have never come from a BJ in Thailand, she got me sooooo close several times. No, she is not a spring chicken, but for us older dudes she can be that GFE. And for the younger dudes, she will show you some tricks the younger ladies may not know.

After An I returned to the hotel to rest up for the evening and try to finish some lagging reports.

That evening I met up with MP and Phazze on WS. We first went to Panda and there were a few girls that were ok, but this is Sunday, and Sunday and Monday are the slow nights with the most girls absent. We then went to Bacarra for a nice lineup and Phazze eyes a girl he may want to BF. Next, we went to Happy with a subpar lineup, then to Fahrenheit, with a small stage with just 7 girls at a time. We saw no one all that impressive. Then to Palace. It was busy and again had the best girls overall, at least at the 5 or so bars MP hunts in the most. I do not see Tong so she probably took the day off. Then we go back to Bacarra where MP breaks away and I stay with Phazze who eventually decides to pick a girl who I fully agree is one of the hottest ones there. With his girl picked out I leave, not fully sure what to do. The bad taste of lazy, high priced agogo girls is still on my mind and I am not yet ready to try one again. I eat some pad Thia from a food cart vender then go to Red Car. But I am not feeling it and I am tired so I go to the hotel to sleep.

So, this turned into another Pattaya Blues day, but I had a rocking time with Soi 6 woman An at Halifax.

Sorry for a bummer report. It gets better tomorrow.

[Rob Jones]

No such luck mate. The name is sydneysteve. I don't think there is a Sydney in Austria. 5555.

Bugger. There is a Sydney in Canada!

[Chocha Monger]

There is a debate going on the Phil boards about all Asian women are lying sluts vs met a normal girl and lived happily ever after.

Both are correct. Just don't expect to take the bar out of a girl. 😲.

If a monger met a so-called normal girl and married her but he keeps right on fucking hookers, that is not a happily ever after story. The monger may be living happily because the wife puts up with his philandering out of financial need but her tolerance does not mean acceptance of the situation. Most likely, she repays his infidelity with her own dose of deception and double-dealing. At any time, she may decide to bring the monger's fragile world of happiness crashing down on him. Once she no longer feels like putting up with her philandering foreigner, her lover and / or relatives will act to dispose of him. The wife leaves the home on some errand and conveniently forgets to lock the door and gate behind her while the husband is happily sleeping.

[Blanquiceleste]

So funny. The only thing I am upset about is his name. AussieSteve. Maybr from Austria? LOL.

No such luck mate. The name is sydneysteve. I don't think there is a Sydney in Austria. 5555.

[Chocha Monger]

I'm sure there are many good women in Thailand, they just don't work in the sex industry. Also be careful with girls that work in the tourism industry (hotels, tour guides, etc), they picked those jobs for a reason.

If you are looking for a Thai woman as a partner, look away from the bars and find a girl from a good family where brothers and sisters are well employed (nurses, accountants, teachers, engineers, business owners, government employees, etc.).

The warning about getting involved with sex workers is clear. However, even girls uninvolved in the flesh trade expect some benefit from having a relationship with a foreign man. Young Southeast Asian women are not marrying foreign geezers several decades their senior for their good looks and amusing attempts at speaking the local language. Marriage originated as a survival strategy between men and women. Hence, there is always mutual interest.

In the case of mongers who marry, they are trying to monopolize access to the young woman's pussy. In return, she expects to monopolize access to his financial resources, time, etc. Southeast Asian women are very practical when it comes to such arrangements, and they are aware that Western mongers often balk at their expectations. Therefore, many are adept at showing love struck mongers the illusion of disinterested unconditional love. Mongers fall for it more often than not, thinking they finally found their unicorn.

This explains a bit about the origin of marriage and some of the reasons it is falling out of favor. It may help some mongers understand their mistakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSD2WW8xieY

[FL Hawk]

Day 13 – Saturday.

On Saturday I started off on Soi 6 of course, at Jungle Bar. I had met up with Banana Boy at the McDonalds just north of Soi 6 on Second Road and after walking all the way down the street, we came back and went in there. They had a nice bunch of girls there and the bar area was open with lots of room. A pretty girl, Nok, came in with me and followed us to our table, a circular table with room for 4. I forget the exact timing, but a second cute girl, Aoom, either followed us or soon came over. BB looked at me and said she was mine, and I bought LD's for both. Nok had poor English and BB ended up doing some translation. Actually, it may have been then that the second girl, Aoom, entered the scene, to assist with the language. I got on Aoom's bad side when she asked me how old I thought she was and I said 27. She was 24! Haha. Nok was 22. She had a cute face, though damaged with two check piercings, and she had a nice figure and legs. She did have braces, but I noted she also had a pretty firm stomach. Monkey Paw and Phazze93 (a young friend from ISG who is in town to monger) then joined us. I decided to BF my girl but the others were going to hang out. The BF here is 350.

Upstairs, the experience was so so, with some good and some bad. I think she was new to this, having only been in Pattaya for a few months. As such, I think she felt some foreplay with kissing and touching was part of the deal (something the platinum pussies on WS don't seem to care about). So, the session started off slow with some foreplay at least. She had a good handful worth of breast, though at 22 they were already sagging, but at least not stretchy, so they were nice to feel. I did not want her to give me a BJ with all that metal in her mouth, though she never made an attempt to start one. Eventually, I instigated the next step by getting on top between her legs. Now, I very rarely give oral to a hoe. But I checked her pussy and all appeared clean so I did, and that go her rev'the up a bit. I could see the juices in her pussy build up and I was hard as a rock. With a condom rolled on I slowly entered her. She was fairly tight and warm and she seemed to like it. After a bit of missionary we switched to doggy and stayed in that position for a good 10 minutes. She seemed to love it as I plunged deep then shallow, hard and fast, then slow and gentle. After a long while I finally stopped and then we rolled on our sides and cuddled for a good long while. She was a little chilly and pulled her towel over her legs while I kept the rest of her warm. I was about to think she fell asleep, and I didn't want to keep my guys downstairs waiting (not that I knew they were waiting), so I started to stir, which caused her to check her watch and realize it was time to end. She didn't shower (yikes for the next guy) but I hopped in to rinse off and wash the Johnson and rinse out the mouth.

Overall, she was a nice girl but a little shy, hence my so so rating. The kissing was nice, as was the cuddling, and she took my doggie pounding well. She may not want to do oral, but that might be due to the braces, but be nice to her if you choose to see her. I do think she is new to this and by treating her well you will keep her treating us all well.

When I came down, the guys were there eating pizza from Mama's, a place near the end of Soi 6. On Saturday, they have a buy one pizza, get a second pizza free. It wasn't like a Pizza Hut pizza, but it was good and I was hungry and found it delicious. Nok joined us at the table for a LD but refused any pizza. There was a funny moment when off to the side of the room, one of the hot girls walked by. I choked on my pizza watching her, and she cracked a smile and actually brought over a pack of tissues. I would love to BF her!

That evening I meet with BB, MP, and Phazze at Windmill. I did not see anyone invading any girl's privates this time, so it appeared like any normal agogo. The hot spinner lady was there and she came over to sit between me and MP. This girl is petite and hot and gives off sexuality. I am not sure if I could handle her one on one or not! Her fee is 3000 baht ST apparently! Seems expensive, but that is $100 back home, and cheap. But per MP, she might be worth it even here.

Next we go to Palace. You may remember that yesterday I tried to get Tong, the girl I had bar fined who was a star fish, to go with me again but first to agree to at least kiss and touch me. She did not so I refused to BF her. I, with MP and Phazze, then discussed my approach and gave me some, um, constructive feedback and then encouraged me to try again, but with some extra game. I was willing, and upon returning to the club and not seeing her, MP had inquired about her and learned she had been bar fined and may or may not be back. OK, so that was yesterday. Today, soon after we sat down in Palace Tong enters the club, walks by and she taps me on the knee and smiles as she walks past. Later, she come out and sits next to me, saying the mamasan told her I was there last night looking for her. We talked about stuff, like we should have done the first night, and then I offer a LD. I do tell her I was disappointed with the last experience but that I liked her, that I would like to BF her many times and pay what she wants but I need her to kiss and touch and all of that like she was my real GF. She seems to understand and says ok. I said good and that I am ready to BF her right then. I do and the other guys are happy for me.

But I got hustled again. In bed, the two kisses were reluctant, like I was dirty. I had to remind her about the touching. As is, it was just the same old tugging on my Johnson and pinching my nipples. I had a hardon going but I lost it out knowing that I had been hustled again. And if this girl detests me so much why bother? I am at the point I don't even want to bang her. She seems confused when I suddenly stop touching her and rollover on my back. I tell her that if she can't even touch me or let me kiss her then she can leave. She is shocked. I say that I wanted her to be like a GF, then she says she can do all of that but since I am not horny she can't! I say how can I be horny if you won't even tough me? She gently says I need to take erection medication. Sigh. She had me hard a few minutes ago. She acts like she simply doesn't understand and asks if I am going to boom boom her. I say no, not if you can't make me horny. She again says I can't get horny and I need medicine! Argh. This is not getting us anywhere. So I just start asking her about things in general. I mean, I totally switch from sex related stuff and just try to talk as a friend and to open up a bit and gain some sympathy. I am being real, but it doesn't gain any sympathy. She says if I want to talk she will give me her Line, and she did! Haha. Then she said ST was up and she needed to go (it wasn't up, but whatever), asking what I was going to do next. I said probably go back the WS, but for her to go ahead. I was done with her. Fooled me twice, shame on me.

I went back to WS and faced MP and Phazze. Got no sympathy from them! Haha. We split up and I went back to Panda to see if the girl I liked from before was there, but what was her number?? 288 according to MP, but the club was packed and they told me to come back later. I ate some ice cream and watched the smoking magician try to attract a crowd. Eventually he got a couple to stop and that drew in a crowed. I guess the one magician has a son who does it now too. Both will probably die of lung cancer with all the smoking they do.

I didn't keep any more notes for the rest of the night but I think I went to Red Car then home. Oh, I found a vender for some delicious Pad Thai. I didn't use to like it, now I was craving it.

So for the day, in the midst of my Pattaya Blues, I only did one girl today, Nok of Jungle Bar.

To address the anticipated comments, yes I blew it again. I wanted to try however as she was hot and I liked her otherwise. The small odds of getting close to what I wanted with this hot chick was worth the risk, especially when she agreed (IMHO at least) to do them. I could cling to her words that "I can give you want you want if." and go for her again, but I have been played twice now and I doubt that she would have any intention to give me what I want on the third try. She knows I don't live here and if she can play me one more time, she will win again. So yes I lost a ton of money again, but oh well. But for you tourists who want to come to one of these clubs, you need to realize you can be easily played, and that you should try to negotiate everything up front, even if she will touch you. And that is actually crazy.

[Kamsutra69]

You call it Pattaya Blues. I called it the law of diminishing marginal utility. You found that lazy.

It happens. Too much of good thing is difficult to handle too. Here I am sitting at my work desk far away from Pattaya thinking of all the young available pussies there. But while in Pattaya by 4th day (for me) I find myself at Central Festival having lunch by myself at Teppanyaki Miyazaki and checking out movies to watch that afternoon. To be honest I enjoy that too.

Sheesh, I am leaving town in 6 days and I am bombing out! Well, of course I had my choice of hundreds of women, but I was tired.

And this is part of the Pattaya Blues I nearly always experience. When you arrive in Pattaya (or at least when I arrive in Pattaya), you are happy and excited and dying to get out there and bang women, or at least find a woman to bang if you are in to quality before quantity. You have a blast but at the 2/3rd point you get kind of tired, maybe a bit disillusioned as your dreams of a GFE with a super beautiful woman just aren't coming true and the mass of humanity you face and the circumstances of the woman and everyone involved in the industry gets you down. Well, maybe this doesn't happen to you, but it seems to happen to me. It will pass given the support system in place this time with MP, BB and the other friends who are in town.

But I go home alone and with only one lay for the day, Mickey at Bandit bar for a so so experience.

[Mr Enternational]

There is a debate going on the Phil boards about all Asian women are lying sluts vs met a normal girl and lived happily ever after.

Why is there even a debate? I would never talk about how much someone that I give money to likes me. As always, if you want to know how someone really feels about you, then show up without money. When hoes say they miss me I always ask do you miss me or do you miss my money? I never have to ask a regular chick that because I don't give them money, so there is no question.

Once again I will tell my story about my buddy in Pattaya that wanted to test his girl out. He acted like he was really sick for a while. His girl waited on him hand and foot, even wiping his ass for him. After that he acted like he was out of money. His girl went and got a job and took care of them both. He knew he had a good one. They are still together. He is I think 71 and she is early 30's.