Pattaya Reports

[GreenBud]

I got there at about 11 PM and got squeezed into a spot near the entrance. As you say, lots of smoking Chinese there, but a number or farangs as well. At least 30 dancers were there, most all of them slender and at least reasonably attractive. Many get topless, but no nudity as you say. I think a number had already been bar fined, including the ones I saw with Banana Boy on Monday.

At the Palace, I'm assuming the girls in the white shorts are the advertised models. Then you have the girls in the black bikinis. None of them were topless at 9 PM. I guess some of them went topless later on. Not as good as full nudity, but hey, better than nothing. That's why I like Pattaya. I like to have a cold beer and watch a whole stage of naked girls. The strip joints in Colombia sucks. And the girls in Angeles aren't naked.

Last night I went to Bacarra at 8:45. OK, but I wasn't impressed by the talent. There were a few cute girls, but many were average, or just slightly above average. Many girls were topless. At 9:30, I went to Sensations. Several girls were pretty cute. Numerous cute girls were leaving with their customers. IMO, it seems the talent level at Sensations is either a close second to Palace, or maybe equal (if I could see all the cute girls that left early). But Sensations suck in terms of dress. No nudity, not even topless, and the girls wear this granny type of bikini bottom.

Customers were mostly East Asian, with some Whites. A lot of smoking. Not a single Indian face. So racist!

- I did 2 bars in Soi 6, Horny bar and another one. The barfine / room charge went up to 400 baht. My guess is that most other bars will follow the price increase soon.

- Last year I saw 2 or 3 very cute girls on Soi 6 - girls that should be working at the Palace. This year, I didn't see seem any of that type. But many, many 6's. But this is from my limited observations.

- They're expanding the beach, maybe tripling the size. When it's done, the beach should be better than Jomtien.

[FL Hawk]

Solid reports as always!

I am really looking forward to tearing it up with you, MP, and BB when I get there on the 20th.

Until then,

Lew.

Thanks. It will be awesome Lew!

[LittleBigMan]

Yes, I am usually fine with the bus and used it many times. And getting off the bus at Udom Suk bts station does cut out some unnecessary city traffic sitting in that bus just to reach the Ekkamai bts station instead. But the motorbike ride from a Walking Street area hotel to the Pattaya bus station (or worse, regular taxi or the two baht bus option) adds time and some money to your 2 hour and 15 minute Pattaya to Nana bts trip too, doesn't it? As well as waitng for the bus at Pattaya bus station.

I have never done it exactly from my Walking Street area hotel door to Nana bts in less than 3 hours before this last trip experiment where it came in at 2 hours and 5 minutes.

Very true I didn't add the time as you indicated. I cut much of the time because I'm able to take my own bike and park it there. I pretty much know the schedule and usually don't have to wait more than 15 minutes after I purchased of the ticket. Another tip if you are traveling alone and the bus is the ahead your schedule and always stand at the gate and let the lady know I'm alone if there is a seat available I'm right here. They do this all day long and most of the time I get put on the bus ahead instead of the assigned.

[Lew Ashby]

Solid reports as always!

I am really looking forward to tearing it up with you, MP, and BB when I get there on the 20th.

Until then,

Lew.

[FL Hawk]

Day 4, Thursday.

I slept a little later today, and the jet lag is clearing, I hope. I don't want to wake up too early, but I don't want to sleep too late either. I am starting to get behind on my reports, so today I am getting serious about them, and after breakfast I started finishing up the first ones and updating the later ones. These reports can take hours, but it keeps me busy in my non-mongering hours and I like to keep of record of my exploits anyway. But finally at 4 PM, it is time to head to Soi 6.

You may recall from yesterday's report that Noi from the Foxy Bar last year, who I had a good report on as she actually gotten me off, recognized me and called me over yesterday. She is now at Lucky Love bar. I was busy and couldn't see her then, plus I wanted to look her up in my records to see if she was a good provider. I did and she was. I now want to go back and see if she still has that special magic.

Arriving at Soi 6, I first converted some dollars to bahts, then bee-lined to Lucky Love. I did not see Noi there, and when I asked about her was told she would be there later and to come back. So I left to walk around at look at some other bars and happened to see a spinner type with a beautiful face outside of Clansmen. She was an obviously mature woman, but that added to her beauty. As I walked toward her, I saw the face of a model (a mature model), but fully of beauty and grace. It was a face unique amongst the young bar girls. I thought how a woman like this could be here? Along with the maturity was a slightly expanded belly line, OK, but the rest of her was lovely and I wasted no time accepting her offer to go inside.

Her name was Noi as well, so I am now dealing with three Nois! Her English was not too bad. She told me she was 44! So hard to believe. And that she had 2 kids, ages 10 and 4! She was obviously no spring chicken, but I would have believed she was 34. I could see no wrinkles, stretch marks, no nothing to indicate she was 44, at least with her clothes on. But her face was beautiful, the kind of magazine covers. And with the age came a level of maturity, which she exhibited, so I was all too happy to bar fine her.

I was not unhappy when the clothes came off upstairs. Her breasts were small, half a handful, but barely sagging. Nothing else was sagging to any extent, with only an extra couple of pounds around the waist to distract, and that was hardly noticeable when she was lying down. Her hair was up and I wondered how sexy she would look with it long and down around her face.

I was fantasying a bit, and I have learned fantasies are usually better than the reality, and when she started in bed that was coming true. I was hoping for a slow start like with Woi, but she quickly proceeded to the BBBJ and then quickly on to the main event. The room we were in had its own shower and toilet, but still dumpy. It felt clammy, and her skin remained feeling clammy throughout. She did exert herself so there was some sweat, but compared to girls like Woi and Fern the Nerd with such warm, smooth, powdered skin, it detracted from the experience of touching her. So, the sex was rather average. She did what she needed to do, but it wasn't proving to be enough to get me off. But midway through she let hair loose and OMG she looked so sexy. Her face was just downright hot as she was lying beneath me. But by then it was too late to overcome the skin, lack of foreplay and the rushed BJ.

Despite my complaints, she still had this sense about her. By the end, her the room was drying out and her skin was far less clammy and was becoming touchable, and we spent the last few minutes lying close together. This is a woman I could see me taking out for LT and being that 'warm body' I sometimes crave. We had a good fit, and she has the body type I like, and that classical oriental face, so I can see me seeing her again.

It was starting to get a little dark so I was going to leave the area, but as I walked by Lucky Love I saw that their Noi was there. We sat down for drinks (I most always either have a Coke Light or club soda) and to talk a bit. She mentioned some things she remembered I had hold her in the past, including that I like petite women and that I had bar fined her friend at the same bar before her. She even showed me a picture of the girl. However that cannot be true. My records shows she was the first girl I saw on that visit and was the only one from that bar I was with. I may have said I prefer petite woman in general, as she is not petite (but quite well proportioned) but her claim I saw the friend first was not possible or anyone from that bar is impossible. The girl she showed me was hot and I probably would have seen her first! Memories get distorted and that is why I am keeping detailed records.

Her English was a little better and after a while I decided it was time to BF her and check out the magic. Upstairs, I was pleased that this bar had really good rooms with actually comfortable beds. The shower was in the room (no toilet though) with real sliding glass doors (though he one in this room was broken and couldn't slide). So, it looked nice and modern and eliminated most of the sleeze factor.

We undressed and she revealed her bolt-ONS and highly tattooed body. I don't remember the boob job. And she now had braces. Brand new braces. Yikes! Her body was firm and well proportioned (well, maybe not the boobs.) My records assigned her an age of 30. I guess, but I think she looks younger. I don't know if I guessed that age or that is what she told me however. Lying on the bed with her hair lying around her, she looked really hot (well, except for the tats which I don't think makes any woman hot, but that is my own opinion). She started off with some touching and did a quick, light BJ. Perhaps it was more licking that sucking due to her braces. She did take me in a few times and, at some point, I think she nicked me just a little. She was new to them and still learning. I was not upset at all when she stopped and we got down to screwing.

The sex, in multiple positions and with a fair amount of passion, was good and it can be said I finally had a nice, complete release. I can understand, of course, why I saw her 4 times back then. I think seeing her lying there with her long black hair tossed aside and those big breasts and her womanly body struck a cord within my soul and led to my wondrous orgam. I know I haven't given a lot of detail, but I can't remember!

I will see her a few more times, though I have no desire to LT her like with the other Noi. I admist that each time I see her I think she is not quite my type, but she strikes that cord and she has now been successful 4 times out of 5.

So I left her, then headed out for Burrito Thursday, then went back to my hotel to work on these reports. I am actually drowsy now and wanting to sleep, but it is too early. Just as I thought I had mostly gotten over the jet leg. Guess not. If I sleep now I will be up at the crack of dawn. I am contemplating going to WS, but I should probably set out on Soi 7/8 and try to enjoy some bar along here. There are actually a few attractive ladies here, but you have to watch out for the lady boys!

So I spent a little over an hour walking about. I visited Shooters, at the east end of Soi 7. It is a regular agogo type bar, complete with a small stage where 4 girls at a time dance. I just popped in and was quickly met by a lady obviously wanting to be bar fined, but she was not what I was looking for. Well, actually, I had no plans to BF anyone. I was tired and just wanted to get out to hopefully stay awake until at least midnight. She stuck with me and after she starting massaging my back I relented and bought her a LD. The volume level there was loud and her English poor so I had a great deal of difficulty understanding her, to include her name. I stayed for maybe half an hour, catching the scene. There was a girl or two there who were doable, but none that I felt I needed tonight. I paid my bill and moved on.

I didn't move far, being captured at the Rolling Live 4 bar just a tad bit down the street. She was younger and prettier, with the name of Som. She seemed fairly young and was from Issan. Her English was a little better, and bought her a LD, but we still had some issues. She was friendly but appeared to be either trying to pawn me off on another lady who was dancing out front, or to call her over for a LD. I declined, saying I only wanted to talk her. A bit later she repeated the request and I think she was indeed trying to pawn me off. I decided to leave at that point and cut my losses. She was a pretty girl, though.

I left and then walked around some more, ending back at the hotel a bit before midnight and soon thereafter going to bed. But to summarize the day, I was with Horny Noi at Horny Bar and then with Lucky Noi at Lucky Love. Their fees were both 1000. Lucky Noi got a 200 tip and Horny Noi 100.

[Banana Boi]

For those of you who haven't been to Soi 6 for a month or so there are many new bars opening up or have changed their name / ownership. One of the new bars is having their grand opening tonight with free shots!

[Crazy4Thai]

Off topic, but I met a guy at a fuck house in Colombia that also made it through prostate cancer. He went through some kind of laser treatment. He said whatever you do, don't let them cut you or your sex life as you know it will be over. What is your take and experience?

14 years is a very long time for technological advances to be in place. As for me I had excellent insurance and went for the best at the time at Johns Hopkins who were leading the way in laparoscopic procedures. The strategy then was to retain the nerve network that encompasses the gland. That was a success and I have enough response with ED meds to participate. People today come out of surgery with little if any effect. First hand info. For anyone faced with this problem I recommend to research far beyond what you might think you need to. Find the best outcome. It is there.

[EihTooms]

My trip usually to Bangkok / Nana.

I park my bike at the station 40 baht, get a ticket to Ekaimai (spelling wrong?) 108 baht I tell the lady like to get off at Udon Suk (BTS stop) once off I walk up to the station get a ticket (47 baht) to Nana.

The buses leave every 20 minutes to Ekaimai, personal choice trip usually to stop is 2 hrs 15 minutes, BTS to Nana another 15 minutes.

Yes, I am usually fine with the bus and used it many times. And getting off the bus at Udom Suk bts station does cut out some unnecessary city traffic sitting in that bus just to reach the Ekkamai bts station instead. But the motorbike ride from a Walking Street area hotel to the Pattaya bus station (or worse, regular taxi or the two baht bus option) adds time and some money to your 2 hour and 15 minute Pattaya to Nana bts trip too, doesn't it? As well as waitng for the bus at Pattaya bus station.

I have never done it exactly from my Walking Street area hotel door to Nana bts in less than 3 hours before this last trip experiment where it came in at 2 hours and 5 minutes.

[FL Hawk]

I arrived at the Palace A-Go-Go at 9:10 PM on Friday. Girls were still coming in at that time. Talent was definitely above average. MP is probably correct; The average talent is probably the best in Pattaya.

It is a small bar, but it has a lot of girls. It was totally packed.

But there is no nudity! And since the majority of the customers are Asian, and since Asians are more likely to be chain smokers, the second hand smoke in that small bar made me nauseous.

I got there at about 11 PM and got squeezed into a spot near the entrance. As you say, lots of smoking Chinese there, but a number or farangs as well. At least 30 dancers were there, most all of them slender and at least reasonably attractive. Many get topless, but no nudity as you say. I think a number had already been bar fined, including the ones I saw with Banana Boy on Monday.

Had visited Tantra earlier. It was in the process of becoming packed at 9:45 when I first arrived. They also have over 30 girls, most all slender and reasonably attractive, but I was not quite as impressed as I was Monday. Maybe that is because on Monday they were wearing Japanese school girl outfits, and Friday they were not. There was a mass exodus from the place an hour later. I was already preparing to leave, and I have no idea why so many people left at once. We all go to Palace?

[GreenBud]

Problem with starting at Palace early is you will see a limited number of girls and the models don't hit the stage until 9 pm I believe. MP can correct me since he knows Palace much better than I do.

I arrived at the Palace A-Go-Go at 9:10 PM on Friday. Girls were still coming in at that time. Talent was definitely above average. MP is probably correct; The average talent is probably the best in Pattaya.

It is a small bar, but it has a lot of girls. It was totally packed.

But there is no nudity! And since the majority of the customers are Asian, and since Asians are more likely to be chain smokers, the second hand smoke in that small bar made me nauseous.

[Chocha Monger]

I have heard the same. As soon as the knife appears your sex life dissappears.

Yes. It is true! Once the surgeon snips out your prostate, he rips out your sex life and throws it in the biohazard waste bin along with your cancerous prostate. Your tool will no longer work as intended because it will be missing a key part. It will become nothing more than a piece of plumbing for wastewater disposal.

[Rob Jones]

Off topic, but I met a guy at a fuck house in Colombia that also made it through prostate cancer. He went through some kind of laser treatment. He said whatever you do, don't let them cut you or your sex life as you know it will be over. What is your take and experience?

I have heard the same. As soon as the knife appears your sex life dissappears.

[Mr Enternational]

I am a few years older than you and as a 14 year survivor of prostate cancer have some physical issues too.

Off topic, but I met a guy at a fuck house in Colombia that also made it through prostate cancer. He went through some kind of laser treatment. He said whatever you do, don't let them cut you or your sex life as you know it will be over. What is your take and experience?

[Mr Enternational]

Fern was mature and really sweet, but not a spring chicken. She hooks as her mother had a horrible degenerative disease and her sister had died, leaving the bulk of the care to her and money was needed. So sad.

She was just as nice as ever, sharing that her mother died. I am sure that is a huge load off of her, but here she is, still hooking.

LOL. Perfect example of why not to believe anything those broads tell you. So what is her new excuse for hooking since her mom has died?

[Banana Boi]

But I really don't see me going back there. I guess the girls are there willingly so I won't take a moral position here. You may love it, and that is fine with me. But licking the pussy of a hooker who is working down in the dredges is indeed risky stuff!

You should meet some of the girls on their first day. They are literally in shock. Almost like they were forced to be there. What annoys me are the Cheap Charlie's that go to Windmill. Guys who go muff diving and finger girls for free as the girls are on stage and not looking. Don't care if they do it if they are buying a girl a drink or tip them 100 baht but that's not what Windmill is about. It's about a bunch of cheap asses getting their kicks. On several occasions when I see a guy manhandling a girl I will buy her a drink just to p1ss the cheap Charlie off. I get really dirty looks from the guy and the girls love me for it. Just to p1ss off the guy makes the cost of the lady drink so worth it for me.

Personally I thought talent was poor on our Windmill visit. I think you had your eye on Kate (Line ID spelling but pronounced Katie) and the girl I think MP barfined, now with black hair and blonde streaks. MP's girl was clearly out of place in Windmill. No idea why she's working there she should be at Palace, Sensations, Skyfall, or Baccara.

hen likely back to WS where I may start out at Tantra or follow BBs suggestion to get to Palace early.

Problem with starting at Palace early is you will see a limited number of girls and the models don't hit the stage until 9 pm I believe. MP can correct me since he knows Palace much better than I do.