Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted.

With all due respect FL, I don't believe anyone should dish out that kind of cash UNLESS there is some chemistry with the girl. I wasn't with you guys but 2 huge red flags would be she said she doesn't usually go with Farang but, way more importantly, she was so not keen to go with you that in order for her to make it worthwhile she needed to charge you extra! No chance in hell I would go with any girl with that mindset no matter how hot she was. Thai girls pick where they work. Some I know have a clear preference for Farang so they work at LK Metro, Soi 6, and beer bars. Most prefer Asians as a customer and for a real life boyfriend so they work at a handful of Asian dominated gogo bars on Walking Street.

I asked today's soi 6 spinner what the deal would be for me to take her to ko samet. She said BF 560 and lady 4000. Six months ago another girl every bit as good-looking had quoted BF 1000 and lady 2000. So obviously it varies.

For how many days? Personally I don't believe you should have to pay a girl if you are taking her somewhere nice like Bali or Tokyo but if it's local like Ko Samet then 1000-2000 per day isn't unfair. Just take her on her days off to save the barfine.

[Mogwai]

If you are under 60 and can't bang 5 cute girls in a day, you are lazy!

I didn't know I had to work during my holiday 555. I'm under 60 but I'm perfectly happy with one girl a day. And this usually means I also cum one time a day. I don't need more. For me there's no fun in just banging away without being able to finish. It doesn't even feel good most of the time.

But to each his own of course.

[XXL]

I asked today's soi 6 spinner what the deal would be for me to take her to ko samet. She said BF 560 and lady 4000. Six months ago another girl every bit as good-looking had quoted BF 1000 and lady 2000. So obviously it varies. Whatever, such deals would be ok for men young or horny enough to want to have sex at least 3 times a day. At my age if I am to blow the money I'd rather do so on a 4-star resort.

On the other hand, maybe I'm underestimating those girls' ability to rouse my senses and be willing and available 24/24. The fact is I don't like to be with a girl trying to get my cock hard at all cost. Makes me feel ashamed of myself.

[FL Hawk]

You've given me something to work towards. 5 girls a day on the next trip to Pattaya.

Happy mongering!

The FL Hawk marathon!

[FL Hawk]

Last visit over 5 nights I averaged 5 a day (25 in total) but I only had a 60% completion rate. So my theory is to knock down the numbers and go for 100% completion. 8 nights total for my next visit so a 25 girl target again but I will be investing time in some non P4 P girls.

I think at over 60 you are going great, I'm 57 and wonder how long I have got left mongering.

I always love reading your reports.

Rob.

My hat is off to you! I have contemplated going for 6 in one day, and I still have 6 days to try it, but probably won't. But 5 per day for 5 days puts me to shame! If you can do that with a 60% completion rate, I am not worthy! I have been here like 12 days now and have completed 4 times. I hope you don't face such a fate!

[FL Hawk]

LOL. You are going to learn one of these days! Keep chasing the 6000 baht dream. Years later I am still thinking about the chick I met at Lucifer that came over and wanted me to invite her friend to drink in my room because it was the friend's birthday. She went to the bathroom and came out and saw me on the bed fucking her friend and came up behind me and started licking my ass. Til this day me and that girl are still friends. You are not getting that kind of adventure from a gogo bar.

FL Hawks Law: Within bounds, performance is inversely proportional to the cost of the girl.

[Rob Jones]

You've given me something to work towards. 5 girls a day on the next trip to Pattaya.

Happy mongering!

Last visit over 5 nights I averaged 5 a day (25 in total) but I only had a 60% completion rate. So my theory is to knock down the numbers and go for 100% completion. 8 nights total for my next visit so a 25 girl target again but I will be investing time in some non P4 P girls.

I think at over 60 you are going great, I'm 57 and wonder how long I have got left mongering.

I always love reading your reports.

Rob.

[Kamsutra69]

You've given me something to work towards. 5 girls a day on the next trip to Pattaya.

Happy mongering!

That is the way to do it. It will cost you X units of currency (dollars, bahts, etc) to get to Thailand and to your hotel. That cost is set whether you bang one or a hundred. May as well bang a hundred. Then there is your hotel, which can be considered as a daily semi-fixed cost. Whether you bang one or a dozen in a day, the cost will be same each day. May as well bang a dozen each day. You only have so much fluid to expel? Look at me, I can only expel fluid once every few days with these blasted condoms, but I have still banged 5 girls on Soi 6 in a single day, and there is no reason I couldn't do more. So yeah, it takes 10 baht to get to Soi 6 whether you bang 1 or 5, so may as well band 5. I am over 60 and not engaged in any regular exercise program. If you are under 60 and can't bang 5 cute girls in a day, you are lazy!

[EihTooms]

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

It might be that you should be very proud of your results with that 6,000 baht girl. For all anyone knows, you actually got better treatment from that girl in the privacy of a hotel room than MonkeyPaw has ever gotten from any of his so-called "Top Quality" recommended Thai girls. Maybe even better than his teddy bear gets.

[Mr Enternational]

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

LOL. You are going to learn one of these days! Keep chasing the 6000 baht dream. Years later I am still thinking about the chick I met at Lucifer that came over and wanted me to invite her friend to drink in my room because it was the friend's birthday. She went to the bathroom and came out and saw me on the bed fucking her friend and came up behind me and started licking my ass. Til this day me and that girl are still friends. You are not getting that kind of adventure from a gogo bar.

[FL Hawk]

I fell into the DMU trap with my first trip to Pattaya and I felt like a junkie going cold turkey when I returned home. I made an impromptu 5 night visit 4 months later and banged from time of check in until the taxi driver was banging on my door to take me to the Airport. 8 nights booked in February with a workable 3 bang a day timetable on the drawing board.

Always remember "No one plans to fail, people fail to plan. ".

Rob.

That is the way to do it. It will cost you X units of currency (dollars, bahts, etc) to get to Thailand and to your hotel. That cost is set whether you bang one or a hundred. May as well bang a hundred. Then there is your hotel, which can be considered as a daily semi-fixed cost. Whether you bang one or a dozen in a day, the cost will be same each day. May as well bang a dozen each day. You only have so much fluid to expel? Look at me, I can only expel fluid once every few days with these blasted condoms, but I have still banged 5 girls on Soi 6 in a single day, and there is no reason I couldn't do more. So yeah, it takes 10 baht to get to Soi 6 whether you bang 1 or 5, so may as well band 5. I am over 60 and not engaged in any regular exercise program. If you are under 60 and can't bang 5 cute girls in a day, you are lazy!

[FL Hawk]

When are you coming back? Give me the 4000 baht and I will get you in. I don't understand what the big fascination is though.

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

[FL Hawk]

I don't believe I have ever read a post denying that he is real and actually out there hunting women unless it was clearly meant as a joke. But glad you had a good time with him.

Haha, it was partly a joke. I even went to his condo and saw The Bear. Banana Boy told me to wash my hands after touching it! Haha.

[EihTooms]

MonkeyPaw arrived in town Wednesday and I had the pleasure of meeting him for a night on WS. For those who STILL might not believe he is real and actually is out there hunting women, I will add my confirmation to the growing list of senior members here who can vouch for him.

I don't believe I have ever read a post denying that he is real and actually out there hunting women unless it was clearly meant as a joke. But glad you had a good time with him.

[Mr Enternational]

I mean I am from India, so I dared to ask few of the people I met over there and they informed me that there are some GO GO bars which don't allow Indians, I was shocked and felt down after this incident, so next day, I again went to the same bar, (don't remember the name but was on walking street) the moment I started getting in, the gatekeeper stopped me and told me Members only, I said I am ready to pay, I was ready to pay till 4000 bats to get in,

When are you coming back? Give me the 4000 baht and I will get you in. I don't understand what the big fascination is though.