Pattaya Reports

[FL Hawk]

Day 8 - Monday.

The red bruising on my member is clearing up nicely. I had breakfast, did more work on reports and I watched some TV and worked on these reports alternately. I didn't get to Soi 6 until early evening. I walked there and then proceeded to the east end before doubling back. I noticed a cute spinner at Bandit Bar, which is on the south side in the eastern part of the street. She was a bit short but with dark features, great legs, great figure and with what appeared to be decent enough boobs. She seemed calm (not a crazed bar girl) and may have been around 30 or so. Her name was Min and she sat with me for a while. She had a crazy friend who offered a three way, which I denied (maybe later) and got us playing Connect 4. I won the first game with the friend, then lost every time thereafter. Note: These girls are experts. They will want you to agree to give them a shot each time they win. Of course, they will let you win the first game so you think you have a chance. Haha. Don't do it! These girls are experts. They will drain your cash if you agree! If you think you are good at the game, at least get them to agree to do something for you if you happen to win, such as a kiss or a feel or something! Don' think that you, with an advanced college degree, can out smart these farm girls in any game they challenge you to! So play with them, just don't agree to give them anything for winning. I watched the two girls play each other and there we making moves every 2 seconds, so they are sharks here. Beware!

Upstairs, the room was ok, with a decent bed actually, but the hallway showers were typically junky. She mostly let me wash myself and I was starting to think this was not going to work out well. But while I thought she would start rushing things, she instead gave a nice, slow and long BBBJ. Her BBBJs were in the upper 10%! Then with the condom on, she felt good inside, but then she soon went dry and I couldn't really feel much. I used salvia, regretting not bringing any lube. She didn't seem to notice a problem and wanted me to continue. She wanted me to come, but without sufficient lube it just wasn't going to happen. She tried and was actually pretty good at what she did otherwise. I could consider seeing her again, even with her friend, but only if I brought lube. I am confused that the girls often times don't seem to be aware that they are dry down there and why they don't seem to be bothered by it. Do they not suffer rubber burns? But, despite this, it all turned out to be better than what I feared or how I made it sound. She was nice and warm, but she needs to pack a bottle of lube in her kit.

I then walked west and ended up at Horny Bar and spoke to Fern, the second woman who managed to make me get off. We talked over a LD and she clearly want me to BF her but I said no, but she was cool with it and stayed with me. After half an hour I figured it was best to leave so she could get back to work. Actually, it was slow on Soi 6 despite there being some good talent out that evening.

I left the area by bus this time and went to Subway again for dinner on Soi 8. I think I returned to WS to arrive there around 9:30. I walked around a little but didn't really do any searching. I ended up at Red Car close to midnight and scored another table and chair. It was starting to fill up and I tracked some doable woman who entered. There was an elegant woman dressed elegantly in a fancy dress that delicately hid her apparently enhanced cleavage. It was quite stimulating. I eyed her for a while and she ended up at a long table, opposite to mine. She was drinking club soda, and I figured I would go over and complement her on the dress and mention that club soda is a favorite bar drink of mine too. But realize, I am basically a nerd with little game, and my speech comprehension in a noisy bar is poor, especially when talking to a woman with a heavy accent. I said Hello, then issues my complements and observations. I guess she was appreciative. She asked the typical questions then asked what I would be doing later than night. Here, I blew it. I said "sleeping". My intended humor got lost in the translation and that right there seemed to kill the deal. It took me a few minutes to realized it, but she turned away and I returned back to my previous table to now stand, as the stools had been taken over.

While this was going on, a fairly hot mature woman dresses in tight fitting, black clothes with big beasts standing out and long black hair with a look that could kill stood right next to me at the opposite table. We made eye contact, I said Hello, and we exchanged names (she was Joy) and where-are-you-froms, then she asked me about the other woman, and why did I leave her. Well, she was the observant one! So I told her I bombed. She asked why. I replied that I guess she just doesn't like me. Joy said most all women are there to get picked and why didn't I ask her out. I just said I never got the chance. So, Joy leans over to the woman and, I guess, asks what happened! Oh my, I am embarrassed. But the woman apparently tells Joy that I didn't know what I wanted. Huh? But what I have come to figure out is that when the woman asked what I was going to do that night she wanted to hear that I was going to take her home and have sex with her That is what the woman was there for. She didn't want to waste time with a man whose only plan was to sleep she wanted a man who was planning to sleep with HER that night. And, to, give her money! Had I instead answered "I want to take you home", I would have been feasting on those luscious breasts. Sigh. Then she asked why I didn't tell the woman what I wanted, saying most of the women in there were looking for a pickup. I said I guess I was shy. She asked if I was going to shy with her. Ummmmmmm I wasn't shy with her and 30 minutes later I was feasting on HER delicious boobs.

I hadn't notice at first, but while she was obviously a mature, seemingly sophisticated lady somewhere around 40 probably, also a looker, and she KNEW she was a hot looker. Her looks were in decline obiously, but she had kept herself in shape and style of dress was incredible hot. As I was walking out with her, we were getting stares like I have never seen before. I mean, walking down the entrance to Red Car to leave, she is in front of me and a guy entering basically gives me a big smile, a high 5 and whispers a passing compliment about what a hot woman I had scored! Getting on the baht bus and then walking down Soi 7 to the hotel and inside the hotel, we were getting stares and I was getting smiles. It was amazing. In the room she strips and reveals a the-sized set of bolt on's that were amazing well done. Her body is certainly starting to soften up due to age, but is still quite nice. And her long black hair is super sexy. We shower and in bed she gives one heck of a BBBJ. She goes very slow and she went on and on and I was soooo close to coming. I think she wanted to bring me off that way and I was her to as well, but I count the number of woman I have been with by my having intercourse with them, not a blow job, so I wanted to hold off of even a rare ejaculation via BJ so I could score another lay. So, I stop the BJ and get out a lucky condom. But we need lube, which I use, but try as I can I get come. So I stop and expect her to be like a typical Soi 6 lady and to immediately dive back in with her mouth so she can save face and get me off. But this lady is not Soi 6 lady and had a rather stuck up attitude that if I can't do it with her on the first try, there is no going back.

She got up to shower, and later she asks me why I didn't come. I said I almost did by oral, and she said she normally gets men off that way. I admitted to holding off bit and she basically says "So you were holding off hoping to come later didn't you? You shouldn't have held back. You should have come when you could but you wanted to phuck me and then you couldn't come and now you failed. Too bad for you. " Well, OK, that is not what she actually said, but it what she was actually saying. I mentioned I expected more oral at the end, but she didn't want to hear that.

She did soften up a little. She talked about life and how it got her into hooking. She has a daughter than wants to be an engineer so she needs to make lots of money to support that. Now, 20 years ago this woman had to have been incredabily beautiful. She mentioned a US ex husband or boyfriend, so she has tasted the good life, and now is living in close to the dredges. She then asked me what I thought about an offer she got from an American for him to take her to the US to engage in prostitution. He promised her should would make lots of money. Of course, I told her not to do it. Sigh.

If you see a 40 ish woman in tight sex clothes and long black hair a set of the's, check her out. If her name is Joy, go on and BF here, but don't hold back on the BJ! She wants to drain you dry. If I see her again I might even BF her just for that! I gave her 1300 or 1400 baht and she was ok with it. .

So, that concludes Day 8, where I had Min at the Bandit Bar on Soi 6 then Joy the freelancer from Red Car.

[FL Hawk]

Actually I passed Nook to you since my super busty Asian mix girl showed up. I know she's not hot to you guys but she's the one I enjoy hanging out with the most at Palace. Unfortunately, she was girl #1 to be BF from Palace that evening. You still haven't met my #1 girl at Palace. The ex-Baccara girl I call Cat Ears girl. I still have yet to see her at Palace.

My apologies for throwing those girls on you. !

No apologies needed whatsoever! Really, it WAS funny! It only got a bit upsetting to me when the other girls came in with open hands. I am actually appreciative, as it has toughened me up a bit. It nearly happened again at What's Up last night, when I entered and the two girls from last week rushed over and sat down by me when I was with MonkeyPaw. He and I already has a system set up so that I could get out of buying frivolous LDs, but I basically ignored them and didn't need to use the system. I felt empowered! Haha.

[Mr Enternational]

IN Pattaya, EVERYTHING is either "sell cheap crap to farang" or "get farang drunk" or "rub and tug farang". And the expats just seem so. Morbid. Obesity, uniformity and sullen.

Dang man. Maybe you haven't gone as far as Walking Street or Soi Fuck Shop? That is nothing like the Pattaya that I know or the expats that are my friends.

[Lou32]

Lou32, which bars did you go to in Pattaya that turned you off so much? Did something in particular happen?

No one is going to argue that Bangkok doesn't have more culture, better places to eat, and more things to do than Pattaya but imo most guys who come to Pattaya aren't looking for any of those. They come to Pattaya for girls girls girls. I don't even consider Pattaya a city since it's so tiny.

I absolutely agree that the low life Cheap Charlies in wife beater shirts wears on you living in Pattaya.

It is just the overall "feel" of Pattaya.

In Bangkok there is a "real city" feel that I like. People going to or coming home from work. A pattern. At night people go out for drinks and eating. Not just sleeze but actual nightlife. But most importantly, people SMILE in Bangkok. There is a wide range of humanity in Bangkok including farang that actually seem happy.

IN Pattaya, EVERYTHING is either "sell cheap crap to farang" or "get farang drunk" or "rub and tug farang". And the expats just seem so. Morbid. Obesity, uniformity and sullen.

I know people will list all of the things that aren't sleeze focused in Pattaya but let's face it. New malls and family friendly hotels on the beach can only hide so much of the depressed atmosphere of that town.

[Turgid]

Especially true, when it is a prostate massage. I know of a case where an oldie was getting a prostate massage and the girl did that maneuver where she squeezes the tip to prevent the cum from squirting out. It is supposed to intensify the orgasm. Apparently, it was a bit too intense because it short-circuited the old geezer's heart. He expired due to a massive coronary......................

So sad he was coming and going at the same time.

[Blanquiceleste]

Interestingly, I had 2 CIM sessions with Chinese girls this trip (one in MAcau and one in HKG) and nowhere else. My Macau Rio Sauna "Chinese Super Model" was very attractive. I had 2 sessions with her on successive nights. The other was a Chinese Mainland Hong Kong 141 dot com hotel reservation girl. She was the last girl of my trip. I guess I was tired out both times and could not finish in their vaginas as I usually like to do. Both girls were real nice and they would not stop until I came. I like Chinese girls. They are different from SE Asian girls. As I reported, the hot ones are super expensive (out of this world expensive in Macau). BKK, Pattaya, Jakarta, and Manila girls remain my overall favorites although my time with the Rio Sauna "Chinese super model" was very memorable.

In my limited experience with Chinese WGs in China, the encounter can be a 12/10 or below zero. I have never found anything in between. The sex with non-hookers has been better than par for the course. But there is something cold about Chinese girls that I can't quite place.

[Banana Boi]

Anyway, BB's friend Nook (I spelled it Nuk previously) came over, then another girl came over for his guy friend. BB encouraged me later to buy a LD for Nook so she would not have to dance. I figured he wanted she and I to talk and get acquainted so I might choose to BF her later. Nook was indeed one of the best looking girls there. I did order the drink, but before it came, she left to dance! She later came back to gulp it down, telling me she had just been bar fined. I may have lost my investment on that drink, but I suppose I established some goodwill with her.

Actually I passed Nook to you since my super busty Asian mix girl showed up. I know she's not hot to you guys but she's the one I enjoy hanging out with the most at Palace. Unfortunately, she was girl #1 to be BF from Palace that evening. You still haven't met my #1 girl at Palace. The ex-Baccara girl I call Cat Ears girl. I still have yet to see her at Palace.

But then he finally took sympathy and agreed it was time to leave. I paid my bill and when I got my change back from paying the bill, it was 420 baht. Now, I would rather give a lady 100 baht tip than buy her a LD. That way, she ends up with more cash and avoids the calories and loss of mental coherency from the alcohol. Since I did have some fun with the three, I gave 100 baht to each of them. Then another dancer rushes over to hold her hand out. I am not happy as she didn't for me, but I give her 20. The server also hands out her hand for a tip. I had just left her a fair tip for serving the drinks, but now she wants more! The dancer I gave 20 to for doing nothing keeps her hand out, upset I gave her only 20 and not 100 too. I then had had enough. I took the 20 back and said I was tipping only those who had sat with me. Hands were still out when I stood up to leave. Sheesh. I won't be back there this trip!

My apologies for throwing those girls on you. I only know the one you liked the most. She is fun to goof around in the bar but I have never bought her a LD. I've never even seen the other 2 girls before. It was partially my fault for having them begging for tips. They saw me give a tip to my girl. You likely didn't notice my girl and I egging all the other girls to put their hands out, including the one who was on stage and didn't sit with you (I actually liked that one the most). My apologies. Was just trying to see how Jai Dee you were. My rule of thumb is that no tip is needed unless you like them. I have 5 regular girls at Infinity and I took you there hoping the petite cute one was there but she wasn't.

Don't give up on Infinity. It's actually one of the least hustle bars I go to. Girls are all friendly there.

As for tipping the waitresses, anything you leave in the tray is for the bar. If you want to tip a certain waitress, you have to hand her the money separately. I rarely tip a waitress separately as none are really hot enough to deserve a separate tip.

As for demanding more drinks, when you have multiple girls your drinks only last as long as the quickest drinker. Girls tend to drink faster in a group as one will encourage the others to hustle a Jai Dee tourist. I prefer 1 girl at a time and one who I have trained not to expect many drinks.

FYI, you left out our visit to Beach Club. I don't blame you since it was certainly not memorable!

[Member #4698]

Thanks for the update and you saved me a trip to China and Macau. I mongered there decades ago and had no problem finding shaved or closely trimmed pussy there. Had a Chinese girlfriend for a couple of years and she would not go two days without shaving it smooth as a cue ball.

Things change I guess. I hope the influx of Chinese punters in Thailand doesn't further speed the rush to unattended hairy Bush that has been cropping up lately.

Interestingly, I had 2 CIM sessions with Chinese girls this trip (one in MAcau and one in HKG) and nowhere else. My Macau Rio Sauna "Chinese Super Model" was very attractive. I had 2 sessions with her on successive nights. The other was a Chinese Mainland Hong Kong 141 dot com hotel reservation girl. She was the last girl of my trip. I guess I was tired out both times and could not finish in their vaginas as I usually like to do. Both girls were real nice and they would not stop until I came. I like Chinese girls. They are different from SE Asian girls. As I reported, the hot ones are super expensive (out of this world expensive in Macau). BKK, Pattaya, Jakarta, and Manila girls remain my overall favorites although my time with the Rio Sauna "Chinese super model" was very memorable.

[FL Hawk]

Day 7 - Sunday.

It was about 2 AM when I got into bed. I managed to sleep until 8:30 or so.

As usual, I had breakfast at the hotel, but as the sun was actually out, I then walked down to BR and sat down at one of nearby seaside bars for a cold Coke Lite. Then back to work on these reports before heading back to Soi 6 in the mid afternoon. I again walked there along Beach Road. Lots of people were out, which was good to see. But, with the sun, the temperatures were a little higher, but still not too bad.

Arriving on 6 I saw a very pretty girl at Halifax, which is one of the first clubs you come across on the west end. I headed over but several of the girls there recognized me and, from behind them, they fished out Nam, the girl that looked like a sexy college student who I had been with a few days ago. I think the girl I had been eying knew I had wanted her, but Nam was simply stunning and I temporarily forgot that underneath those clothes was a failing body. But rather than snub her to go with the girl I had wanted, I succumbed to Nam's hot looks. We went inside and talked a little and I teased her about her college style of dressing. She said she wanted to go to college and be an accountant. She was wearing glasses and I said she would be one sexy, hot-looking accountant. We went upstairs and it was all pretty much like last time. She still gave a slow, very nice BBBJ, and she was not put off by the bruising on my Johnson. I did not come and she remembered that happening our last time, and seemed perplexed by it. Oh well.

I wanted to try another girl, a new girl who was not a repeat. I headed east and knew I might be facing several girls that might come after me (Lucky Noi, Jen and Pat), but a man has to do what a man has to do when looking for new pussy. I went passed their bars with no call outs to me nor anyone chasing me down. I went most of the way east, then turned back west. I was attracted a pretty lady at Horny Bar. This is where I bombed with Mona two days ago. This lady, Lynn, was petite, being very short, but with a pretty face and legs. She might not have normally been my first choice, but I senses an energy with her, so I decided to give her a chance. I went in and she was became quite affectionate and promised a great BJ (on't they all? So I bar fined her. Naked, there was a mommy tummy, but her skin was otherwise flawless. I guess she was around 32. Her shower wasn't the greatest, only washing my gentiles. I have to take the shower head to rinse off my upper body, but she was quite pleasant and was smiling practically the entire time. She noticed my red bruise and was ok with it, then in bed she started out on one heck of a BBBJ. She licked the balls and took me in all the way. I am not a big guy, but in her tiny hands I looked to be huge. And guys, I will call this a JAV PSE experience. Her style of giving head is like in the Japanese porn videos and, while not always the best feeling, it was an incredible visual experience made all the hotter due to her pretty face and tiny hands. With the condom on she became very active and something clicked in me and I had a second orgasm in as many days. Wow. Like perhaps with Lucky Noi, the objective performance might not have been much different than the performance of others who tried, but something clicked in my brain I guess.

I left her with a smile and a me with a hungry stomach. I had tacos again on Soi 7.

I heard from Banana Boy to meet him and a guy friend at Palace at about 8 PM. I got there early and was stopped from entering. Huh, I am not Indian! Oh, they are still closed! Come back in 5 minutes, they said.

I went back shortly after 8 and it was already filling up fast. Until about 8:20, there were only two falangs present. Soon after I was seated a chain smoker was seated next to me. Ugh. I think the Chinese government should be very concerned about the smoking rate, as the toll on their economy when hundreds of millions start getting cancer in the next few decades. Anyway, BB's friend Nook (I spelled it Nuk previously) came over, then another girl came over for his guy friend. BB encouraged me later to buy a LD for Nook so she would not have to dance. I figured he wanted she and I to talk and get acquainted so I might choose to BF her later. Nook was indeed one of the best looking girls there. I did order the drink, but before it came, she left to dance! She later came back to gulp it down, telling me she had just been bar fined. I may have lost my investment on that drink, but I suppose I established some goodwill with her. The rule I have preached before is that until you actually pay the bar fine, the girl can be snatched away from you in a heartbeat. You can buy her LD and LD and then some uncouth guy across the room can give the mamasan 1000 baht and she will come over and take your girl away just like that.

Palace has their "models", which are dancers that perform topless. I don't think very many of them, if any, are more attractive or desirable than the regular dancers. The models appear to have bigger boobs, but must often times the rest of their bodies are bigger too! I counted about 25 models on stage at once, so Palace has a pretty big line up of girls.

But I think all three of us were a little disappointed at the talent that Sunday relative to the previous Monday. That hardly means the girls were subpar. Far from it. The vast majority was more than doable, but a couple of the girls we saw Monday who we were oogling over were not there Sunday. There was certainly a few that I could have easily chosen, to include primarily Nook, but none good enough that I felt I had to BF them immediately.

Next we went to Tantra. It was not nearly as busy as Palace. They have three stages and do a round of topless. Actually, I am not the most observant of what was going on and am not a good person to talk about such things. I concentrate on finding that hot girl I may want to BF. I did get a glance at a cute coyote girl that BB pointed out that I might consider later. (I get confused about coyotes, but BB said she would BF guys.) But I think all of use were disappointed.

We next checked out Sensations. This may have been where BB's male friend left us, so it was just BB and me. Sensations is a big club with lots of girls. Neither I nor BB were overly impressed however.

We next went to Happy. We very quickly left.

Next stop was Infinity. It was slow with relatively few Asian men, thus it was short in men, period. Perhaps as a result, we were accosted by some of the dancers. Three came after me. BB only had to deal with one. Two of mine were older, telling me they were 40. One had a set of very well done bolt ONS. I bought them all a LD and they sat next to me and on me and were having a good time. I had no interest in any of them and I got annoyed when they, included another dancer I was having nothing to do with, started hitting me up for more drinks. Once said if I bought her a drink she would not have to dance and she could sit with me. I told her she could dance and I would look at her. She remained cheery as she danced but told me the mamasan had been after them to get me to buy more drinks. After the dancing, I had all three girls back on me wanting LDs. I looked over at BB in exasperation, but he had his lap full of a woman he seemed to be enjoying, so he didn't care! Haha.

But then he finally took sympathy and agreed it was time to leave. I paid my bill and when I got my change back from paying the bill, it was 420 baht. Now, I would rather give a lady 100 baht tip than buy her a LD. That way, she ends up with more cash and avoids the calories and loss of mental coherency from the alcohol. Since I did have some fun with the three, I gave 100 baht to each of them. Then another dancer rushes over to hold her hand out. I am not happy as she didn't for me, but I give her 20. The server also hands out her hand for a tip. I had just left her a fair tip for serving the drinks, but now she wants more! The dancer I gave 20 to for doing nothing keeps her hand out, upset I gave her only 20 and not 100 too. I then had had enough. I took the 20 back and said I was tipping only those who had sat with me. Hands were still out when I stood up to leave. Sheesh. I won't be back there this trip!

It was 11:20 PM at this time BB decided he needed to depart. I walked with him by What's Up and decided to go in and see the original Noi as he walked on. I had no plan to BF her, but I still liked her enough to not just dump her. I went in and asked for her but was told she was out sick.

I walked around a little then decided to go to Red Car and see how it was doing. I managed to get there in time to get a chair by a table, and soon it started to fill up. I noticed more younger ladies have been coming in, and I noticed very few, if any, Asian men were there. I guess that is due to the no smoking policy there. I have said before, if a major agogo would ban smoking, yet had great girls, it would do well. Not all Asian men smoke.

I did see Fern the Nerd but we made no contact. I was watching a classic Thai spinner but saw a couple guys bomb out with her. I know the conventional wisdom is that all ladies who come her are free lancers, but that is not exactly true. If they are there alone it probably is, and sometimes two to four ladies will come together where one or two of them wants to get picked up but the others don't. This was the situation I found when I spotted a table of 3 young ladies, one of which didn't look too bad. She was fairly slender with nice legs and cute enough face. The one I liked saw me looking and gave me the eye and made a wavy motion with her hands, so I went over. She immediately started holding me so I knew she was mine if I wanted her.

It did not take too long for her to suggest we leave, saying she and her friends wanted to go to Lucifer and I would like to go? Sure. I then wondered if I would be hit up for drinks. As we approached Luficer's security, the girls all got out their IDs, proof they were all at least under 27 or so, and that Red Car is starting to attract younger women. Also, maybe the girls appreciate a club without smoke? Once inside, we found bar seats and I offered to buy a round drinks, hoping that I would not be hit up for more. I got my club soda but barely touched it. I knew I would be getting up a few times to use the toilet already during the night! But my worries about more drinks were unfounded as within 20 minutes or so she asked me if I was ready to take her home. I was and we left shortly thereafter. I asked about her two friends and she said they just wanted to drink a little and would soon be leaving together on their own. Again, proof that not all ladies who visit Red Car are free lancers.

Back at the hotel, we both showered individually and prepared for bed. She had told me she was tired and after a quick shower she got into bed and pulled the covers up. After my shower, I crawled in next to her and prepared to simply sleep. I was tired and would have been happy to just sleep, but of course there would not be much of tip for her in the morning! But she wanted sex (money) and started to play with me. There was nothing particularly great about her performance. She was ok with some light French kissing, and she like to touch and cuddle a bit, but she soon pulled me over on top of her with spread legs then asked me if I had a condom. I got up to get one, put it on and entered her for some rather average activity. She likely faked some moans, so I faked an orgasm. We cleaned up and then we climbed back in bed for sleep. She liked to cuddle and I think we, or at least I, fell asleep after a short while.

In the morning we basically had a repeat, but I faked nothing simply saying I was old. She went back to sleep and I tried to rest some more, as I have been getting by on maybe 6 hours of sleep per day. At around 9:30 AM I got up to do some work and writing on the computer. I was wondering if I was going to be stuck with girl, but she got up and 11 AM and left with no issues. I forget to give her name, but it is Ao. Not that I could ever describe her sufficiently so that you could go to Red Car and ever find her.

She was a nice girl but it was all certainly a business transaction. She was a rather average Thai girl for her age. Nice body and pretty face, but nothing exactly special about her. I gave her 1500, which is about what I would have paid for a similar girl on Soi 6. She seemed happy enough with it. I would expect to see her again in Red Car, but not sure I would recognize her! I really do have an issue remembering faces and names. Always have, so it is not due to senility!

So, to summarize this long day, I kind of got stuck with a repeat with Nam at Halifax for 1000 for her and I think the BF there was 300. Then it was a great experience with Lynn at the Horny Bar for the same (plus a 200 tip) and then an all nighter with Red Car pickup Ao for 1500.

[EihTooms]

China is where you should go if you desire a full uncut bush. I just left Macau and HKG where every Chinese girl I had a session with possessed a natural untouched, untrimmed, full bush. Why? 2 reasons: first, in China a girl with a natural hairy snatch is considered healthy and fertile and second, Chinese girls are more modest than their SE Asian counterparts and they prefer some cover.

Thanks for the update and you saved me a trip to China and Macau. I mongered there decades ago and had no problem finding shaved or closely trimmed pussy there. Had a Chinese girlfriend for a couple of years and she would not go two days without shaving it smooth as a cue ball.

Things change I guess. I hope the influx of Chinese punters in Thailand doesn't further speed the rush to unattended hairy Bush that has been cropping up lately.

[Blanquiceleste]

the girl did that maneuver where she squeezes the tip to prevent the cum from squirting out. It is supposed to intensify the orgasm.

It's called edging. Got one very recently in SG. Excellent technique. If done wrongly or badly it can be very painful and worse, it could damage internal organs.

All middle-aged and elderly mongers with pre-existing conditions should be prepared to die while getting their nuts sapped in a Southeast Asian knock shop or during a Viagra fueled session with an energetic young hooker in a hotel room.

Again, I don't see the relevance of the location. Plenty of such cases in Vegas and Central / South America all year round. No one cares when an old monger dies.

Death by banging young hookers would be a badge of honor to real mongers.

Absolutely. This is the way to go man. With your boots on, in the line of duty, right in the middle of action. And then no one cares.

[Dg8787]

Especially true, when it is a prostate massage. I know of a case where an oldie was getting a prostate massage and the girl did that maneuver where she squeezes the tip to prevent the cum from squirting out. It is supposed to intensify the orgasm. Apparently, it was a bit too intense because it short-circuited the old geezer's heart. He expired due to a massive coronary.

All middle-aged and elderly mongers with pre-existing conditions should be prepared to die while getting their nuts sapped in a Southeast Asian knock shop or during a Viagra fueled session with an energetic young hooker in a hotel room. Expired mongers do not get privacy in Southeast Asia, and more so, if they meet their end or experience a close encounter with the Reaper in the line of duty. The odds are good that someone back home will see the monger laid out in all his glory with the young hookers looking on.

I am wondering if the autopsy determine death by prostate tipper massage technique? The dead monger certainly couldn't tell anyone what happened. I doubt if the massuse said anything! Leaves only a lurker hiding in the corner to know what happened.

Death by banging young hookers would be a badge of honor to real mongers.

[Lefeu]

...Expired mongers do not get privacy in Southeast Asia, and more so, if they meet their end or experience a close encounter with the Reaper in the line of duty. The odds are good that someone back home will see the monger laid out in all his glory with the young hookers looking on.

I would not mind going out this way, at all. In fact, I have a buddy who is not even a monger, and he is always commenting that he would like to go out after an intense session. I am assuming that he will become a monger in due time. I already corrupted a few folks already. They love to hear mongering stories.

[Phazze93]

I think it's not appropriate to take pictures of situations like this and it's certainly not appropriate to post them on the internet. What if it was you lying there and someone else posted a picture of it? What if this guy died out there and people who know him find about that because of this picture?

LOL? That isn't really appropriate either is it?

Sry the LOL auto-all capped for some reason. But no lie, I did chuckle. I don't take pleasure from seeing that, but cmon now. Regardless of how old you are, take of yourself. Physically. Especially if you're going to subject yourself to a blood pumping environment like this.

[Chocha Monger]

Yeah those were really weird statements. Two years ago a buddy of mine in Pattaya was getting a massage and had a heart attack and died. It was his own fault though. The doctors kept telling him he needed a procedure and he would not get it. Plus those signs in the massage shop say that you should not be getting a massage if you have a heart condition. That shit is real.

Well then my friends that read Thai Visa would know that something happened to me and notify my family in order to make arrangements to find my ass and do whatever with me. At least that is how I see it.

Especially true, when it is a prostate massage. I know of a case where an oldie was getting a prostate massage and the girl did that maneuver where she squeezes the tip to prevent the cum from squirting out. It is supposed to intensify the orgasm. Apparently, it was a bit too intense because it short-circuited the old geezer's heart. He expired due to a massive coronary.

All middle-aged and elderly mongers with pre-existing conditions should be prepared to die while getting their nuts sapped in a Southeast Asian knock shop or during a Viagra fueled session with an energetic young hooker in a hotel room. Expired mongers do not get privacy in Southeast Asia, and more so, if they meet their end or experience a close encounter with the Reaper in the line of duty. The odds are good that someone back home will see the monger laid out in all his glory with the young hookers looking on.