Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Off Soi Buakhao is Soi Chalermphrakiat 25 with a lot of massage joints that have been commented on before.

That is something different. Those are fuck shops. The chicks on that soi would not know how to give a massage if you paid them.

[Downandup]

Has anybody ever wondered about those little massage shops? I have and I've never ever seen a report on them in the forum.

Off Soi Buakhao is Soi Chalermphrakiat 25 with a lot of massage joints that have been commented on before.

[Banana Boi]

Has anybody ever wondered about those little massage shops? I have and I've never ever seen a report on them in the forum. So maybe this is the first one. On Soi Bukow (spelt wrong) beside the Subway, there was a cute girl out front. After checking out of my hotel, I decided to get a massage. 300 Baht for one hour. As I lay naked on the bed, the girl proceeds with a decent oil massage. After about 20 minutes, I was asked about special. I asked about boom boom. She said total 1,500. Next was a decent blow job and a 30 minute pounding. Paid the other 1200, showered and left. Overall worth the 1500 but next time, I will proposition one for an out call at my hotel. Photos from Google steeett view. Not worth the 500 for HJ or 1000 for BJ.

I've mentioned these places many times just not by name. On Soi Buakhao across the street from AG Massage on the other side of Soi Lengkee you will see girls in pink t-shirts at Warren Massage and girls in white t-shirts at Oma Massage. Both these places can also have pretty young cute girls at times. These girls can be talked down to 1000 baht for FS if you care to be bothered with the negotiation process. Girl will likely go with you to your room for 1500 before her shift. If during her shift you will still have to pay the 300 shop fee for an oily.

On my second night, I checked out Papagayo Go Go. It's is located on Soi Diana and Soi Lengkee. Great little Gogo. I met a 22 year old spinner with a killer ass. Darker skin than I'm used to but a cute face and braces. Had a great time playing around with the girls and drinking and she was truly a diamond in the ruff. Lady drinks 160, bar fine 1000, and 3000 LT. She stayed until 2 PM the next day. Sex the night before was an incredible PSE and GFE the next morning. Her name is Bell. She is 1 of only 3 girls that were above average in the bar and like I said a true diamond in the ruff. The attached photos show the girl and the bar name in the background of one of the photos.

I used to go to Papagayo with some other ISG members who liked the bar but the girls there can not be trained on my 3 or 4 drink per hour maximum so I just gave up. Too many tourist Farang on Soi Diana have ruined Papagayo. No one really hot enough anyways to be of concern for me. Glad you were able to find someone to your liking.

[Atom72]

At Telephone bar, you can FS in the open. At Bar LE Post aka La Trafalgar, your babe of choice will move you to a dark corner in the main room. I've gotten a BJ there, but I'm not sure of FS. Since you're new here, with 3 post, you probably don't know where theses places are located: Google is your friend. At Gentlemens Clubs you'll do the deed behind curtains or private room. Soi 6 bars have upstairs rooms.

Thanks Java Man, I really appreciate the information.

[Java Man]

Can anyone recommend a bar / club / gogo where you can walk in and enjoy FS right there at the bar?

At Telephone bar, you can FS in the open. At Bar LE Post aka La Trafalgar, your babe of choice will move you to a dark corner in the main room. I've gotten a BJ there, but I'm not sure of FS. Since you're new here, with 3 post, you probably don't know where theses places are located: Google is your friend. At Gentlemens Clubs you'll do the deed behind curtains or private room. Soi 6 bars have upstairs rooms.

[Horatio]

Any of the soi 6 bars you can go upstairs for full service.

Can anyone recommend a bar / club / gogo where you can walk in and enjoy FS right there at the bar?

[Atom72]

Can anyone recommend a bar / club / gogo where you can walk in and enjoy FS right there at the bar?

[Goatscrot]

That was glorious, I loved seeing those couples with a decrepit old Farang with a legitimately hot Thai girl on his arm (secretly giving me a wink). I was in my late 20's back then, really looking forward to my 50's and 60's. Sadly, seems like it won't be happening, either in Thailand or elsewhere.

Yep, that was one of the main reasons for choosing Thailand. Feel like I have been cheated in a way. And you are correct, won't be happening anywhere. Glad I came when I did and was able to catch the end of the Golden Age.

[Sunlightt]

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[Crocodilexp]

One of the reasons for choosing BKK as a place to live in '99 was seeing all the old dudes with the hottest gals. Back in the day the 50's and 60's guys always seems to have the sexiest gals. Not anymore. Now the scene in BKK is dominated by Asian dudes, many of them quite young. They are less demanding, will take what they get, and not make a fuss. It's their scene now. The farang is not going to make a comeback.

That was glorious, I loved seeing those couples with a decrepit old Farang with a legitimately hot Thai girl on his arm (secretly giving me a wink). I was in my late 20's back then, really looking forward to my 50's and 60's. Sadly, seems like it won't be happening, either in Thailand or elsewhere.

[LaosMan]

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[Mr Enternational]

There's an App available named Sure that allows you to control the TV channels. I've never used it myself but my buddy does. Pretty sure those clueless waitresses at Retox won't even notice you changed the channel. Just make sure it's ok with the guys at the tables around you it's ok to change.

I used to use that app a few years ago when I had a Samsung S5. I could control everything in my room with it. TV, AC, etc. Since I moved to an S7 and more recently a Note 9, the app is only good if you have a wifi network in place. It is something to do with infra-red. I am thinking the older phones had some kind of infra-red deal, while the newer ones don't and therefore must be done over the network.

[Pheasantplucker]

Many thanks!

Walked in to M Club the other day. Only spotted one girl. Anyone else been lately? Anyone know where cute face Nana is now?



Why I listed I-Rovers first.



There's an App available named Sure that allows you to control the TV channels. I've never used it myself but my buddy does. Pretty sure those clueless waitresses at Retox won't even notice you changed the channel. Just make sure it's ok with the guys at the tables around you it's ok to change.

It's fine for all the above. Like all other LK hotels the girl dumps her ID card at reception. Rooms are clean and decent. Looks to be one of the newest LK hotels. Only issue is it's not on a baht bus route but if you don't mind walking from 3rd Road to Soi Buakhao to catch a baht bus then it's ok. It is convenient to Soi Bumpy, Soi Full Love Inn, and LK Metro. LK Empress, LK Residence, and LK Metropole are better location wise but LK President is usually cheaper than the others.

[Mr Enternational]

Has anybody ever wondered about those little massage shops? I have and I've never ever seen a report on them in the forum. So maybe this is the first one. On Soi Bukow (spelt wrong) beside the Subway, there was a cute girl out front. After checking out of my hotel, I decided to get a massage. 300 Baht for one hour. As I lay naked on the bed, the girl proceeds with a decent oil massage. After about 20 minutes, I was asked about special. I asked about boom boom. She said total 1,500. Next was a decent blow job and a 30 minute pounding. Paid the other 1200, showered and left. Overall worth the 1500 but next time, I will proposition one for an out call at my hotel. Photos from Google steeett view. Not worth the 500 for HJ or 1000 for BJ.

I have talked about massage places several times when someone has asked. Outcall is 500 for the massage and I give them another 500 for FS. Total 1000. The times that I have done it in-house I still give 500 plus the cost of the massage. After that, I will have the girl's contact info and give them 1000 for staying overnight when they get off work. In a lot of places the girls sleep at the shops anyway.

[Goatscrot]

I can't shake the suspicion that in the pre-Viagra days, those old dudes with a hot babe on each arm rarely had much sexual use of them. And the hot girl on each arm had carved out quite a deal for herself; get escorted around and supported in every way, had her family supported, and that old dude would be drunk and asleep before 11pm. At which point the girls could contact their young Thai boyfriends and set up quick little trysts somewhere at some time. And everyone who saw them strolling around with old Jasper knew it. Nice catch, honey.

But not today. Today, if such a girl is seen being carted around by an old dude, best guess by anyone observing them is that girl is dreading the evening ahead because it will be another night of very hard earned money. LOL. That would very much alter the quality of girl willing to take on such job for the next critical 10-20 years of her life. Again, just guessing. So I am not surprised that in THESE days, it is much harder to get a real hottie to commit herself to spending night after night for the next decade or more with some old dude 3 1/2 times her age and a boner at the ready almost every damn night.

The smartphone and pervasive online social networks changed the scene dramatically. And, imo, so did the invention and further development of those boner pills.

Viagra was plentiful in the late 90's and early 00's. My sneaking suspicion is that the older guys at that time were the main ones with money, most being on fat expat packages.