Pattaya Reports

[NewGuy8]

What is the best location that has all the NFL games or at least NFL redzone in Pattaya?

[Steve Ohh]

Finally visited Kink. The coyote dancers in black are better looking than the regular dancers in silver. The fun is upstairs. It's a hands on Naughty experience with nekkid chicks! There were enough attractive ladies for me. Con: Bought a coyote dancer a drink upstairs, she quickly pushed drinks for some other ladies. They Hard sell the 165bht LD here. My coyote dancer was hands on with me, but had her head on a swivel. The BF for her before 12a is 1500, drops to 1k after 12a. She wanted 3k ST, 5k LT. They have WS gogo prices here!

BTW, a New GoGO opens with agency superstars, they're there temporarily.

XXXDollhouse..

If you like Babydolls, you should also visit Windmil. For me it's the best Agogo in Pattaya. It's also hands on.

[Java Man]

Visited Kink at LK Metro. Looks like the honeymoon period is over. Recognized a few leftover gogo girls from other bars. Nothing tempting except maybe one but I think I liked her cause she had energy in her dancing more than anything else.

Finally visited Kink. The coyote dancers in black are better looking than the regular dancers in silver. The fun is upstairs. It's a hands on Naughty experience with nekkid chicks! There were enough attractive ladies for me. Con: Bought a coyote dancer a drink upstairs, she quickly pushed drinks for some other ladies. They Hard sell the 165bht LD here. My coyote dancer was hands on with me, but had her head on a swivel. The BF for her before 12a is 1500, drops to 1k after 12a. She wanted 3k ST, 5k LT. They have WS gogo prices here!

BTW, a New GoGO opens with agency superstars, they're there temporarily.

XXXDollhouse.

#90 doing 2 girl show upstairs wanted 100 bht to to give a lick. The fuk?! I moved to another dancer and bought her a LD. XXX now advertising a private VIP room, 700bht, 2k for the dancer. Advertising is in the club. Second dancer quickly pushed this on me. Downstairs, bought a cute nekkid dancer a LD. She was a little cold and not due to the AC. I've had similar experiences here before.

Babydolls.

They're older, but more friendly, very hands on, and NO 100bht upsell to lick. LOL.

[Advantageous]

WS closed, discos might open at midnight. LK Metro gogos closed, but bars open. Soi Honey, Pothole, Buakhao bars are open, but no music. Same with the beer complexes. People openly drinking.

TBH I needed a break from drinking anyway, so it worked out for me. Didn't even bother cracking open my bottle of Duty Free Macallan as I'd initially planned for yesterday. Also afternoon service seemed a bit...maybe "brighter" yesterday, with so few girls 6 or 7 beers in before lunchtime.

[Advantageous]

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

That's a fair assessment to make, given my TR: actual fucking ratio is admittedly on the low end. While I'm not here every year nor a grizzled vet, I have been visiting consistently since I was a Uni student in 2009, back when LK Royal Suites was one of the nicest rooms in my life, the cocktail car more or less referred to one specific spot, and the main late-night grub for expats near Soi Buakhao was a late-night Tex-Mex cart. I'm not saying I'm a subject matter expert, but I m sure as hell familiar with the topic.

As for my ratings, I usually don't toss out high numbers like that either, but I also usually don't come back to base and feel motivated enough to write a fresh TR. In comparison, I took a "model" from Poseidon's 3rd (4th?) floor at the beginning of the trip, and while I had a lot of fun, it didn't merit an immediate write-up.

As for service ratings, I generally tend to have a floor of 7 or so out here, with very few exceptions. I'm dark-skinned to the point where I might be mistaken for a non-Westerner until you hear me speak, so as long as I'm minimally observant, I can tell which ones don't give a fuck about my existence and which ones are digging me / my pocketbook the fishbowl setup makes that doubly easy, and yeah, I'd put that session in My Top 10 all-time, so everything checks out.

Almost got distracted, but I went back yesterday. The "models" sitting on the far left look like their box game is trash and they're just using the wifi until a Korean picks them regardless of expression or body language, but the "M"(3000 bht) sections and below seem to always be lively in the afternoon.

Grabbed M87 (May?) yesterday afternoon, and had a 8. 5/9/9 session. Whereas the previous session was hot, rough, and full of (surprisingly intelligible at times) dirty talk, this one was smooth, sensual, quiet (their music channel had K-Pop on which is an instant dick softener for me at high volumes) and had a fantastic buildup. Felt like I was in a Jodeci or a Dru Hill video, sans the baritone-voiced dude singing the breakdown.

Almost forgot, but I popped in Sabai Room earlier to see if it was popping and was not impressed. Thinking about a 3rd H2 visit in as many days while I try to figure out the timing to get a nap in before (NFL) football starts at midnight.

[Java Man]

Soi 6 was totally closed so don't head there tonight if that was your plan. Bars are 50/50 open but definitely no music. Not so certain if Walking Street is open.

WS closed, discos might open at midnight. LK Metro gogos closed, but bars open. Soi Honey, Pothole, Buakhao bars are open, but no music. Same with the beer complexes. People openly drinking.

[Banana Boi]

I wasn't asking but since girls told me tonight thought I'd pass the info along to guys actually in Pattaya now. Seems as though LK Metro will be closed as it usually for any given chance. WS seems to mainly be open Saturday night but the odd gogo bars may be closed. AFAIK alcohol sale is allowed. My sample size is small but just giving you guys a heads up.

Soi 6 was totally closed so don't head there tonight if that was your plan. Bars are 50/50 open but definitely no music. Not so certain if Walking Street is open. Trying to make plans with one of my girls now. Have 3 gogo girls messaging me at once now looking to meet up. 2 freebies and 1 p4 p girl. Guess which one is out?

[Dupont88]

Beach road is only For the adventurous.

I remember the take for 500 often have a shaggy bell and fallen tits, sometimes menstruation.

For 700\800 better but still risky.

And I m not talking about disease.

If you short of money still good not for people that stay one week.

O maybe you get the rough diamonds.

[Lefeu]

...I'm in Santa Fe in Bogota right now...I have hit 5 chicas in 3 hours. The most I paid one was 423 baht.

You paid what? In Bogota? They take bahts there also?

[Banana Boi]

Dolls LK. Surprisingly better than I thought. Some new faces to me. Some of the old Kaos girls are returning.

Infinity. Finally Infinity is back! Lots of new faces. Even might make MP happy. 2 groups of models and only 1 group of regular girls. I liked one of the coyotes. Very odd looking but she appealed to me. Watched a Japanese guy manhandle her as he patiently sat and waited for my model friend. I told my friend to go talk to him and he instantly barfined her. I'm so generous at times.

Wildcats. Not very good. No need to return any time soon.

Beach Club. Didn't get there til after midnight so not sure if girls all got barfined or there just weren't many around to begin with. Not too many nice ones but I had fun with my main girl there.

Misty's. WTF there's a ladyboy coyote outside who ran out to grab me. I only go to Misty's when my coyote friend makes a rare appearance and I don't think there are ladyboys in there so why have a ladyboy coyote?

Shark. Where did all my Shark girls go? Not good.

Mandarin. The boring Nui 2 girls have ruined this place. So lame. No DFK no lap dancing. Nothing.

[Dion Cassius]

I checked some of the gogos in Pattaya.

Palace: there were some real stunners in that club, the most impressive lineup I ever came across in Thailand. But competition was fierce (the club was packed) and some of the stunners seamed bored.

SugarBaby: Line up not as nice but the girls aren't shy and interact with the customers some of the girls got their pussy licked by customers while on stage. I barfined a girl but she was to eager to get the most out of me money wise: she wanted to see her sister in a disco down the road and when we got there she wanted me to buy lady drinks to her and her sister, then she said she was hungry. I decided to ignore her requests and to took her back to the hotel. At least, she was not shy and I did cum in her mouth twice.

Windmill: same atmosphere as in SugerBaby (nothing surprising) and I barfined for ST a young cutie. Service was adequate.

I also tried Miami on soi 13/2 at 6 PM: very few girls, two of them were good looking. But the ST rooms should be avoided, particularly if, like me, you are staying at Baraquda which is 40 m away.

[Jin27]

Hey guys,

Going to pattaya on the week of Nov 18. Want to go to a club. Where is the best place in your opinion and why? And estimate cost for things. Thanks in advance.

[Mr Enternational]

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

I don't know about Thai providers, but he is definitely experienced. We hung out in Medellin, Colombia a couple of years ago. I'm in Santa Fe in Bogota right now. This place should be against the fucking law. I have hit 5 chicas in 3 hours. The most I paid one was 423 baht.

[Banana Boi]

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Not many give such high ratings to soapies. I myself have never seen a 9 in a soapie.

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

[FL Hawk]

Dejected, but still looking to smash (though not at Rasputin, where the quality and quantity were limited at 1 pm), I mototaxi'd over to Honey 2 and took two.

Girls 9/10.

Facilities 9/10.

Service 9. 75/10.

Price $$$ out of 4

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Not many give such high ratings to soapies. I myself have never seen a 9 in a soapie.