Pattaya Reports

[Pheasantplucker]

Thanks a lot for all the info!

Yes, By AC / DC I was referring to a bisexual girl just as my Pinoy partner is).

We've done this in other countries and sometimes it works, sometimes not but always worth a try to spice up an existing relationship.

Happy Hunting / PP.

[MonkeyPaw]

Part 2.

After Fern left, I decided to call on a new face that I haven't seen before. She had short hair, cute, slim, long legs and a nice round but tight ass in those itty bitty white shorts that they often wear at Palace. You can tell that she was a new girl because she did not have a badge. I pointed her out to mamasan and told her to ask the new girl to come down for a drink "if and only if" she wants to fuck me. Playing with Fern got my dick hard and I was ready to pound some pussy. I was in no mood to play drinking games with anybody. The girl took a quick glance at me, nodded, and was brought over to my table by mamasan. Her number was 69 and it was written on her hand. I didn't pay attention her name but she told me she previously worked some Miami Club (another a Go Go maybe? Goes university in BKK in weekdays, and that she just started, but things were not going so well. I asked her why and she replied that the Asian customers at Palace did not like her. She got barfined and fucked more from Westerners and farangs when she was at Miami. The only problem at working Miami was that she was only getting 1000 for short time and 2000 for long time... SNIP

Sorry been behind on my reports. I'm not even in Pattaya anymore, but rather Angeles City where the hunt for prime pussy is even harder. It's called living life, but I apologize for disrupting for the recent conversations about hotels and such and to my fans who miss my "stories. " Anyways, that awesome 69 session with the cute 22 year old at Palace (above report), I couldn't get it out of my head that all my time spent in Pattaya, and I've never been to Miami a Go Go. Actually, I've never heard about it until I was sent some info about the club from another board member. Apparently, Miami is a day time Go Go bar on a Pattaya Soi 13/2 or known as Soi Post Office and closes at midnight. From the info and the latest review I was given, they do have some nice looking coyote dancers there, so perhaps it was checking out on a lazy Sunday afternoon for 1 drink. And besides, if I was lucky, perhaps I'll run into the cute slim coyote dancer with the perfect pussy that I took last week. She did mentioned that she was considering returning to work back there on weekends to get more customers. About 6 pm, I cut through Avenue Shopping Center from my condo onto Soi 13/2 and rolled up into Miami. The club itself is nothing much to look at outside and inside either. They had some happy hour beer specials, but I don't drink beer. So I ordered a Coke Light. Monkeypaw has to watch calories and weight. It's not easy to be a vacation 365 days a year at the clubs and expect to stay fit and healthy. But that's why I try to fuck everyday a different girl and watch what I eat and drink. Banging hot chicks everyday is the same for me as another guy's daily gym work out, except mine is more expensive than his membership. I pump pussy in my room, while he pumps weights in a room full of dudes. Now back to the girls in Miami. The talent let's say was "meh" and similar to an LK club. Around 15 girls at the time I went. Lots of ladies looking as if they were in their late twenties or pushing thirty, however there were a handful of young slim girls as well. I ended up picking up one, a 24 year old, slim, long legged, cute faced coyote with a very sweet firm ass. Her English was very good when compared with most of the girls on Walking Street. I figure because this was mainly a Westerner club, especially since I heard AC-DC, the a Eagles, and Def Leopard jamming on the speakers. Miami has short time rooms upstairs and is included in the pricing but I chose to take her to my condo which was a 30 second motorbike taxi ride away. The experience she provided was very friendly, but with a lot of chit chat. I'the rather a girl use her mouth other ways than trying to get to know me. I'm a fuck, feed, and fifty type of guy when it comes to hookers. I'll fuck you, feed you, and give you fifty baht for a motorbike taxi. No need to try to get all Chatty Cathy and want to know all about my life. It complicates things and then I may feel affection or remorse later. Anyways she had no hesitation about BBBJ and even allowed CIM with no quit no stop action. Meaning she went at my dick like it was her last meal of Earth and never slowed down until I finally came in her mouth, which took about 15 minutes. She enjoyed eating cum and licked up every drop. The sex itself was pretty good with MSOG and some loud moans mixed in with a few "fuck me darling. " Everything on the menu is available with her including DFK, DATY, and ass play. Doggy is her best position with that amazing ass and pretty pussy. Plus she knows how to stay low, arch her back, and stick up her ass correctly. That's a rarity. But the main attraction and selling point out is that her beautiful pussy was very nice, clean and shaven almost like the other girl that I took, who used to work at Miami. Maybe it's a common thing with the young girls there since most Westerners like clean shaven bald pussies. I prefer them that way as well as opposed to the hairy untrimmed bushes, and I am Asian. Anyways, this was a good experience for a little over 2000 baht including drinks. Keep in mind that includes usage of the short time rooms upstairs but I chose not to use it. To me this would be a step up from Soi 6 bars. The entertainment was better than Soi 6 bars and the girls about similar to an LK bar with a few decent lookers. The experience is whatever you make of it. Definitely worth checking out during the daytime just to get out of that hot ass Sun.

[LittleBigMan]

Haven't seen anyone mention it so it must just have happened. Walked by Pheronome tonight and saw that the doors were chained shut. Was there about a month ago and business was very slow. Guess they decided to bite the bullet and shut down. Wasn't this the happening go go a few years ago?

I too walked by a week ago, I don't think they have bitten the bullet? I walked up and there was a notice on the door, although all in Thai, the notice was written on government letterhead which makes me speculated they got busted for something the reason it is closed. Like majority as soon as it is sorted out it will be open? As for open, it has always been slow and overpriced.

[UltraHappy]

Astute followers of the Pattaya thread will appreciate the cultural conflict on this cruise ship that resulted in the cruise line capitulating and offering the passengers a full refund of their entire fare:

https://www.newsweek.com/cruise-ship...-giant-1148493

While the behavior described in this article certainly sounds cringe-worthy, kudos to the gentlemen for bringing the burlesque dancers and women dressed as playboy bunnies on board. I might have enjoyed that extra scenery.

My favorite quote from the article:

"Families were forced to take refuge inside as the scantily clad women danced on the decks. Even bingo, a popular pasttime on cruises, was canceled due to a lack of interest from the passengers, who were more interested in the cabaret. ".

[and yes, their is a Pattaya connection here however tenuous -- I simply preferred to not directly comment on that aspect]

[Banana Boi]

Wasn't this the happening go go a few years ago?

Only for a couple of months after it first opened. Then the hot girls left. I have not stayed for a drink there in over a year.

All bars do well when they first open. Very few can maintain girls and customers.

[Blanquiceleste]

You guys are really young, back in the day we used that term to describe a girl who swings both ways, a bisexual.

You learn something new every day. Thanks mate!

[Rob Jones]

Greetings Gents,

I'm planning a trip beginning of December with my Pinoy GF to Pattaya and have a couple of questions:

* Is the Penthouse Hotel worth staying at for a couple of nights?

* Need to find a local AC / DC girl to make a trio. Is that going to be a problem?

* Hotel recommendations.

Grateful for any help you guys can offer.

Be safe / PP.

The penthouse is ok for a couple of nights but they are strict on the number of girls you bring back to your room, only 2 at a time.

For bi-sexual girls the real ones are worth the hunt but a lot of girls will tell you they are bi but are not. I have found one such couple but unfortunately they are broken up and unlucky me only has the number for one and she won't do threesomes now.

I can recommend the Baraquda Mgallery. It is extremely girl friendly, good location and definitely 4 to 5 star.

All the best.

[Turgid]

...................What do you mean by an AC / DC girl?.............

You guys are really young, back in the day we used that term to describe a girl who swings both ways, a bisexual.

[Smoothy]

* Is the Penthouse Hotel worth staying at for a couple of nights?

I like it. I think it's fun and unique.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Haven't seen anyone mention it so it must just have happened. Walked by Pheronome tonight and saw that the doors were chained shut. Was there about a month ago and business was very slow. Guess they decided to bite the bullet and shut down. Wasn't this the happening go go a few years ago?

[Mr Enternational]

What do you mean by an AC / DC girl? Surely you are not referring to types of current flow in a circuit now, are you? If you are looking for a girl who is into rock music, then there won't be many.

I think he meant a girl that shakes him all night long. Or maybe one that puts him on the highway to hell.

[Blanquiceleste]

Greetings Gents,

I'm planning a trip beginning of December with my Pinoy GF to Pattaya and have a couple of questions:

* Is the Penthouse Hotel worth staying at for a couple of nights?

* Need to find a local AC / DC girl to make a trio. Is that going to be a problem?

* Hotel recommendations.

Grateful for any help you guys can offer.

Be safe / PP.

Any hotel is worth as much as the next one to stay in. Depends on what you are looking for. If you want to have a fantasy night then Penthouse is a reasonable choice. Other hotel recommendations can be found on the Pattaya. Hotels thread. There are a lot of variables that will help you narrow down on options. The hotel and rooms itself, balcony or no balcony, breakfast, pool, GF friendly, price, location, accessibility, etc are some of the variables.

What do you mean by an AC / DC girl? Surely you are not referring to types of current flow in a circuit now, are you? If you are looking for a girl who is into rock music, then there won't be many. But you will find enough girls who might engage in a menage a trois, but I have never tried a cross-country threesome. My guess is it could go very well or very bad. Nothing in between.

[Pheasantplucker]

Greetings Gents,

I'm planning a trip beginning of December with my Pinoy GF to Pattaya and have a couple of questions:

* Is the Penthouse Hotel worth staying at for a couple of nights?

* Need to find a local AC / DC girl to make a trio. Is that going to be a problem?

* Hotel recommendations.

Grateful for any help you guys can offer.

Be safe / PP.

[Custom404]

Thanks MonkeyPaw. The first girl I referenced (the super hot girl that I didn't bar fine) wore #25. I honestly don't remember Nana and Kaew's numbers. I thought it would be easy to pick them out of the pictures from the Windmill website, but its much more difficult than I thought. Evidently, they have 10+ attractive very petite girls that match Nana's look. Kaew has very distinctive eyes and I don't believe that her picture is on the site. I am sure of the spellings of their names however, as they wrote them on a 30 Baht bill they have me to remember them.

Very nice report. Windmill's Facebook has pics of all their girls working with their numbers. Do you mind showing us the photos of which girls you took? I'm always curious to see the tastes of others, especially you said there was an "at most a stunner" at a Windmill. Last night, I was there too, upstairs. I did the unthinkable. Something that I thought I'the never do in my entire life. I spent a over 7,000 baht there, barfined, and fucked the shit out of a Windmill girl. I looked down on that club, but after 300 or so girls from other WS clubs, finally, Windmill got some love from me. Yes, the apocalypse is still coming. Report to come soon on Monkeypaw's Windmill adventure. Anyways, thanks to BB for introducing me to Windmill and help making me a little brave to walk in that very first time.

[Horatio]

Pattaya old timers won't find this interesting but people who have never been to pattaya might.

I was walking down soi 6 and a women grabbed my arm, as they do and tried to pull me into her bar. She was nice looking and seemed to have a fun attitude so I said ok and into her bar we went. It was not a an open bar but a bar you walk into separate from outside. She gets me a beer and wants me to get her a drink. I say okay. We talk for a monent. I thought she was about 23 or so, she tells me she's 34 and pats her stomach and says no baby. Then she sits in my lap and lays down. She was wearing little thong panties that barely covered things. I put my hand where it wants to go, she is laughing and giggling. She lays on me like this a couple times, straddles my lap some and sits in my lap the normal way some.

She wants me to take her upstairs for 1000 thb or long time for 2000 thb. The bar fine was 650 thb for long time, or 350 for short time. I guess that is bc it's soi 6, idk.

She was really nice looking and friendly as could be. I was kind of spent so didn't want to barfine her. I don't know how others can do so many women, even viagra doesn't do it for me all the time. So I drank my beer and enjoyed my time with her. She said the next day she was off somewhere so I could see her there the day after.

So that was a fun 10 or 15 minutes on a soi 6 bar that cost me the price of 1 beer, 1 lady drink and 100 thb tip, less then $10 usd.