Pattaya Reports

[ShinShin]

The second floor naked mattress ladies, most of them I recognize them from Windmill, even the 2nd floor mamasan and several waitresses are from Windmill. I wonder if there is any connection between Kink and Windmill.

This new agogo obviously is trying to follow Windmill or Dollhouse's raunchy path. The second floor is the raunchy space, but the light is way too dim. Also the mattress stage is a bit too far from the sofa, I saw some guy had trouble licking girl's beaver from the distant sofa. It is a bit hard for any licking interaction.

The mattress stage goes down to first floor for show, all 8 mattress girls in a small space, I hope after these girls chucking down many tequillas they still remember to put all their limbs well inside the mattress when it is moving up and down the lift. Doesn't look too safe to me, especially when girls are drunk. But it is the most creative thing I seen in Pattaya agogo for a long time.

I think the cheapest soft drink starts from 110 baht.

[Goferring]

That has nothing to do with the Cupid. That is more to do with you having the person's phone number or whatsapp and facebook matching it up to the phone number in their profile, sending the friend recommendation from that.

Thanks. That was my point.

I've got no beef with the Match Making apps and am a regular user. However, FB sucks in vast amounts of data from your phone regardless of if it's open at the time or not and uses this to send sometimes unwanted targeted advertising, Friend suggestions etc. I'm assuming it also does the same for third parties and can, unknown to you, recommend your account to people you may not want to share accurate personal details with.

Thats why I'm now such a stickler for running two phones with totally separate accounts on each.

[Gin And Tonic]

Mr E I will add to your observation and say it's an Asian thing because I seen similar in Indonesia too. One night there will be a dude BBQing corn on the side of the road, the next night 2 and the 3rd night 6. They can do unimaginative that none of them will cross the road for the opposite traffic LOL.

I guess the same can be said for FamilyMart /7-11.

[MonkeyPaw]

Heavy rain the past few nights has put a damper on my current stay in Pattaya. Lucky for me however, is that I still have 2 weeks to play around. Now since, I stay next to Centara Azure and not on Walking Street, I'm not as eager to go play with the WS girls due to the rain. I have been reluctant to grab a WS go go bar girl because the few I have taken short time end up staying a couple hours late after we've done fucking because of rain. Then they want to do some crazy ass shit like cuddle, get fucked again, suck my dick again, or something to eat other than cock. Then I have to cook and feed them instead of getting to go to sleep. I like sleep. Also, I've been avoiding WS the last couple nights because Monkeypaw doesn't like getting his feet wet and refuses to use those dirty short time rooms with cum stained sheets. Rain rain go away. Please come back another day. Besides, all my cute sex toys, games, and restraints are in my condo anyways. Speaking of, I have with me on this trip some Pop Rocks candy. They have carbonation in them and fizzle, snap, crackle, and pop when wet. I like to take a mouthful of these candies while I partake in some DATY on a nice clean shaven pussy belonging to a very hot girl. The way they squirm when the candy pops inside of them is magical. I don't do this to all, just like don't DATY any and every girl. That's nasty. So with the rain, these past couple of nights were a good time to check out LK Metro, since it's only a 1 minute walk from my condo. Keep in mind this is my first LK visit in over a year. Now here is my most recent updated take on LK. The bars and clubs there are still cheaper pricing in drinks and the furnishings are nicer than Walking Street Clubs, but the girls are still not. There are far fewer girls at LK that I would have taken than on WS. I visited 7 clubs and saw maybe 5 girls out of 200 that I "maybe" would fine and fuck and pay. The key word is "pay. " I still suggest doing your own recon when it comes to LK. There are always a few gems hidden.

Ninja: Still tops regarding girls, but it's still predominantly Japanese. It's a Japanese holiday, so expect them in large hoards. I sat next to a few and they got upset when I asked them why they look like they were wearing make up. Seriously, I could have sworn they mascara on. Anyways girls at Ninja still prefer Asian clients, but money talks at that place. I chatted with model there and will probably barfine her another day on this trip. I promised her I would come back and grab her. She promised me that she was willing and able to fuck 1.5 hour straight, no breaks. I like marathon girls like that.

Champagne: Amazingly, the awful stink is finally gone and interior and stage looked renovated. There used to be this sewage smell similar to Peppermint as you walked in. It's gone now. Yay! It was 8:30 and the club had about 45-50 girls including models. That's the most I've seen there ever. However, I counted only 1 or 2, I would have paid to be taken and maybe 10, I would have let sucked my dick for free. But the free pizza all night on Tuesday and Thursday is nice if you are broke and hungry like me. But be careful on that cheese before trying to fuck. That's stuff is dangerous and possible "sharts" can ruin the night while fucking.

Kink: New club just 5 days old with 2 floors, and lots of girls. A few I recognized from Baccara. They have this stage that goes up and down from floor 1 to floor 2 when they have the lesbian shows. There were a couple of models getting into it and I saw tongues actually touched nipples and pussy, not just close calls. It's worth checking out. A handful of cute girls in there. As I was leaving, a few said "Hi" to me and asked me why am I not making it rain 20's. Apparently they recognized me from Walking Street. I just smiled and said that was my twin, not me.

Dolls LK, Showgirls, Queen and Bachelor:

Didn't like anything there. Queen is the better of this lot, but the girls there were too dark skinned and their asses to big for my taste. Some guys like that. I like small round non saggy asses. Square ones turn me off.

So with the heavy rains and all. I decided to play around some more on Thai Friendly and got some decent hits. Somebody had asked me once, what to say or put in their profile when contacting girls. I suggest be real and say you are looking for a holiday girlfriend. Tell them how much you are willing to spend and for how long. No dicking around and get straight to the point. Just make sure the TF profile does not have any creepy ass pictures of yourself. Even if one has to use 30 year old photos from high school, then do it. The goal is to get the girl to agree to meet you and hopefully money will change her mind about any reservations on the customer's looks. It's called a reverse bait and switch. Hookers, escorts, call girls do the bait and switch shit all the time to us. So payback is deserved. So with dating apps like Thai Friendly, don't be afraid to photoshop 20-30 lbs off your photos and add a 6 pack in their as well. Get them to come that's the first and only step needed.

Now keep in mind your mileage may vary but I was able to get full service 2 hours with BBBJ, CIM to finish for 1000-1500 baht total with these girls. Their bodies were all petite, no visible baby damage. I'm big on that stuff. It turns me off. I did not partake in DATY, DFK, or ass play but sure it was on the menu and allowed. Since I'm one and done with these girls, I am going to post my leftovers for sharing because I am in a Monkeypaw caring type mood.

[Horatio]

The thing I always wondered about is the bar girls on soi 6. There is no way all of them are getting customers. There are hundreds of them and cannot be enough customers.

I was at a bar in Phuket yesterday and counted 8 women and 3 customers. All 3 of us left alone. Those girls must go weeks or longer before getting barfined. And not to be cruel, but why would anyone bar fine a few, I don't know. Do some girls just not make money?

I met 1 women who was trying to get me to barfine her friend. Her friend was new there, 2 weeks, did not speak any english, was 28, kind of stocky looking,. The woman trying to get me to barfine her said she hadn't had any customers since being there and never had a farang.

Pattaya is a monkey see monkey do city....
Other than the massage parlors, the shit that kills me is when someone wants to open up a bar. 8000 bars in Pattaya and a blind man can see that 95% of them are not making any money. What is going to make yours so special to draw people? I know a chick that opened up a bar on Soi Lengkee. (Of course some poor foreign sap that obviously knows nothing about business funded the place.) Everytime I passed I never saw 1 customer in it. I mean, who even goes to the Third Road end of Soi Lengkee to go to a bar? It finally closed down and Retox and Bronx Pizza are in the spot now.

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[Rob Jones]

Pattaya is a monkey see monkey do city. When I first started coming there were like 2 tattoo shops in town. Now there are customerless tattoo places on every corner. (I had a friend that opened one in an obscure location on Kopai. Needless to say that it is now closed.) The other new trend now is those coffee stands. Those have popped up everywhere in the last few months. One person had the idea, and everyone wants to run to cash in on it, which pretty much means that either noone or only a select few actually will.

Other than the massage parlors, the shit that kills me is when someone wants to open up a bar. 8000 bars in Pattaya and a blind man can see that 95% of them are not making any money. What is going to make yours so special to draw people? I know a chick that opened up a bar on Soi Lengkee. (Of course some poor foreign sap that obviously knows nothing about business funded the place.) Everytime I passed I never saw 1 customer in it. I mean, who even goes to the Third Road end of Soi Lengkee to go to a bar? It finally closed down and Retox and Bronx Pizza are in the spot now.

Another thing that tickles me. There is a lady on my soi with a shed that I bring my clothes to for repair. A couple of weeks ago I saw her out about 100 meters from the old spot having a new shed built. So I thought maybe she moved the location. I wave at her and keep riding. I pass the old spot and she still has that location too, with another lady working in it. I just shrugged my shoulders. I guess it is beyond my understanding. You figure someone would open a second location across town somewhere, but I guess not.

Mr E I will add to your observation and say it's an Asian thing because I seen similar in Indonesia too. One night there will be a dude BBQing corn on the side of the road, the next night 2 and the 3rd night 6. They can do unimaginative that none of them will cross the road for the opposite traffic LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

Perhaps its the time of the year, but specially with the massage joints, I saw a very growing number of them, but almost no clients, it made me some kind of confusion, how can that places be open?

Around 7 pm I had a foot massage on 2nd road, there were more that 10 women working there, but duroing the full hour nobody entered ther place, its a mistery.

Pattaya is a monkey see monkey do city. When I first started coming there were like 2 tattoo shops in town. Now there are customerless tattoo places on every corner. (I had a friend that opened one in an obscure location on Kopai. Needless to say that it is now closed.) The other new trend now is those coffee stands. Those have popped up everywhere in the last few months. One person had the idea, and everyone wants to run to cash in on it, which pretty much means that either noone or only a select few actually will.

Other than the massage parlors, the shit that kills me is when someone wants to open up a bar. 8000 bars in Pattaya and a blind man can see that 95% of them are not making any money. What is going to make yours so special to draw people? I know a chick that opened up a bar on Soi Lengkee. (Of course some poor foreign sap that obviously knows nothing about business funded the place.) Everytime I passed I never saw 1 customer in it. I mean, who even goes to the Third Road end of Soi Lengkee to go to a bar? It finally closed down and Retox and Bronx Pizza are in the spot now.

Another thing that tickles me. There is a lady on my soi with a shed that I bring my clothes to for repair. A couple of weeks ago I saw her out about 100 meters from the old spot having a new shed built. So I thought maybe she moved the location. I wave at her and keep riding. I pass the old spot and she still has that location too, with another lady working in it. I just shrugged my shoulders. I guess it is beyond my understanding. You figure someone would open a second location across town somewhere, but I guess not.

[Mr Enternational]

I had the misfortune of using Cupid sites, Tinder etc on my regular phone for one trip. Even after deleting all apps, caches, and chats, I still received FB auto generated Friend Recommendations for girls I had matched or chated with well after I returned home. I'm assuming some also received recommendations to beFriend me too.

That has nothing to do with the Cupid. That is more to do with you having the person's phone number or whatsapp and facebook matching it up to the phone number in their profile, sending the friend recommendation from that.

[Montecristo]

With my last trip in the beggining of the decade, I was curious about what changes could I expect to find, everybody gives their opinion, but our own has always a special meaning.

It was just a few days, and I plan to do the same report in Bangkok.

Generally Pattaya seemed the same old place, a very lively city, a unique experience.

In the last years, it seems the place has grown larger, I found much more shops specially in the boundaries of the city.

Also the number of families and couples around continued to grow, sooner or later Walking Street will be just a show people come to watch taking pictures, and the mongers will be part of the show, like in a Circus, I had that feeling specially with the Japanese and Chinese tourists.

Perhaps its the time of the year, but specially with the massage joints, I saw a very growing number of them, but almost no clients, it made me some kind of confusion, how can that places be open?

Around 7 pm I had a foot massage on 2nd road, there were more that 10 women working there, but duroing the full hour nobody entered ther place, its a mistery.

In terms of mongering, and despite it was just a few days, I will divide by areas.

Beach Road. I witnessed dozen of discussions about if there were or not some hidden gems, but in my walks in the afternoon, 9 pm and 11 pm, I saw a very low quality, almost no one was doable in my opinion, perhaps some years ago was a little better, perhaps I was unlucky, but its a forgettable thing.

Soi 7 and 8 seemed worst, less bars, less girls (specially on one of them, but I don't recall).

Soi 6 saw the upgrade of my visit, it seems there was a refill of young girls, not pretty most of them, but since many are under 25, when I walked I saw a considerable number of girls I might choose in a future visit. In the past soi 6 seemed almost like beach road, but people should take for now a second look.

Go Go Bars. I like full nudity, and in the past it was an abundant situation, I just went to two this Time, Happy-A-Go Go, where there were some topless, but no nudity, even in the special shows, some girls were very attractive, but despite the fact I am a millionnaire for a short period, I will feel cheated if I go pay the current asking prices for Top Go Go Girls.

The other Go Go was a huge disappointement, Silver Star, a favorite of mine on Walking street, but it has vanished and I went to Soi 7, and it was very bad, some girls in Jacuzzi, but terribly bad looking, I stayed for less than 5 minutes.

I might return to Pattaya this trip, and at the time I hope I will be bettter informed about the full nude A Go Go, with minimum quality.

Massage Parlors. I went to Dream Teen Massage, which is the most famous oil massage here, in the album they have some interesting girls, but when I arrived, between working, and absence none were available.

Sudenly some clients entered the store, and tey asked all the girls for a line up. But they were just 4, and not acceptable, I left and went to PP Massage where in the past I had a girl many would consider between 8 and 9.

It was around 6. 30 pm, and not too many girls, several of them waived and smiled, prices at 2000 Red Badge and 2500 Blue Badge, to the right 2 girls in a sideline for 3000, one of the was the best in the room, but seemed truly bored, because it wasn't such a big difference I went for a blue badge girl. A young girl from Chiang Mai, very nice, and took a long time in the bath and the matress, unlike some of their counterparts that rush the process. The only minus was she had a A- cup, sometimes I wonder if its better to have a boob job or very little boobs, I think sooner or later she will invest some money on herself.

But I just can say well about her service.

I hope to have one more report during this trip.

[Pv118]

I was hanging out with a really cute girl from Where's Angels Play with A Harley Quinn Tattoo on one leg and a joker tattoo on the other (Suicide Squad). But because of a bug in the Photo Vault App, I lost all my photos. If anyone here can get pictures (especially of that tattoo), I would be super grateful and consider you a literal God. In fact, if you even just go up and ask to take a picture of her leg tattoo, she will say yes.

[Pv118]

As a seasoned Pattaya mongerer, I have learned that for cheap sex, one should go to Soi 6, and for entertainment, one should go to Walking Street. Rarely do I ever go to LK Metro. But when I heard there was a new club opening last Saturday, I couldn't miss the opportunity.

My definition of a good Go-Go bar is that there needs to be.

1. Copious Amounts of Gratuitous Nudity.

2. Sexual Chemistry / Funness of the Girls.

That is the reason why I HATE the majority of clubs on Walking Street: many clubs, once you enter, you pay for an overly priced drink only to watch clothed girls sadly line dance in front of a mirror. The only worthy clubs on Walking Street are:

1. Heaven Above Pattaya, where there are always naked girls playing around.

2. Windmill A GoGo, 2 Floors with panty-less miniskirt girls, shower shows, pairs of naked girls that sometime play around (or strangely, cut their nails and give each other manicures).

Now, Kink offers something entirely different. The first floor is your standard go-go bar with some nudity. But, on the second floor, there are eight very fun, very friendly naked girls who play around in a central pen. And these girls extremely enjoy their job. For just a single lady drink (around 150 bhat), I have seen these girls.

1. While naked, straddle your lap and ride you.

2. Let you eat them out on the coach or right above the pen (There is a ton of pussy eating on the second floor of Kink. In fact, I have seen one guy pay for two drinks, and one girl ate the pussy of the other).

3. Allow you to smack them in the ass, as hard as you can with a foam tube.

But what was really amazing is that at the start of every hour, the pen, which is actually an elevator, lowers into the first floor. And all 8 girls have a full on lesbian orgy, from intertwined tongues to massive tongue to pussy daisy chains. And what most impressed me was that, from their faces, they were sincerely aroused and enthusiastic. It's one of the best things I've seen in all of Pattaya. It's no surprise that the owner (Wally) and the manager (David) are themselves foreigners because only a fellow monger can think of a place so fresh, fun, and exciting.

The only two concerns I have about this club is 1) how long they can maintain such enthusiasm 2) The price of short time and long time. The bar fine for 7 pm until Midnight is 1500 bht and the barfine after midnight is 1000 bht. But one of the girls quoted me an additional 3000 bht for short time, which is pretty steep. Of course, with each of these girls, YMMV, and she was the cutest tomboy from the second floor. But I think one should go to Kink more for the show than for the sex.

Thank you Wally and David for bringing such an innovative club to Pattaya! As soon as they send me photos, I will upload them here.

[Goferring]

It is, but given the amount of data Facebook collects (including from other websites you visit), don't expect to stay truly anonymous.

I had the misfortune of using Cupid sites, Tinder etc on my regular phone for one trip. Even after deleting all apps, caches, and chats, I still received FB auto generated Friend Recommendations for girls I had matched or chated with well after I returned home. I'm assuming some also received recommendations to beFriend me too.

Moral of the story: never use FB on the phone you are contacting girls with. I have one phone for my personal life and another for my mongering. I NEVER share gmail addresses, contact lists or App accounts between the two.

[Crocodilexp]

It is still possible to create a dedicated ID on FB, giving the ability to separate contacts from your normal fb.

It is, but given the amount of data Facebook collects (including from other websites you visit), don't expect to stay truly anonymous.

[Albert9989]

You don't actually have to add any friends to Facebook and primarily use it as a search engine for photos of gogo girls and soi 6 girls by just searching the bar name. You will remain anonymous to all except Facebook itself. Not sure if your Bangkok bars use Facebook as I've never searched for any but it's a great source in pattaya for many photos.

It is still possible to create a dedicated ID on FB, giving the ability to separate contacts from your normal fb.

[Banana Boi]

Actually I don't use Facebook. One day I might just be forced to give in, not sure. I am not keen on the "social" concept really. Being anonymous seems better.

You don't actually have to add any friends to Facebook and primarily use it as a search engine for photos of gogo girls and soi 6 girls by just searching the bar name. You will remain anonymous to all except Facebook itself. Not sure if your Bangkok bars use Facebook as I've never searched for any but it's a great source in pattaya for many photos.