Pattaya Reports

[Lew Ashby]

If you were a VIP customer, they would lifted the lid off the big stage in the middle and opened up the tub. You can clearly see the shower spray for the tub in the first pic. That's why it's always better to keep an open mind to others, even those who have less post numbers than ourselves.

I have only been in CH Pattaya twice, but aren't those pictures of CH BKK?

If not, well doesn't matter as I don't plan on setting foot in CH Patts ever again anyway haha.

[Cool]

What is your friend's draw to LOS? Work? Seems like he could bag chicks from home. Why bang working girls when he could get hot civilians? Would be neat if they fed and paid him.

[Rob Jones]

It is probably not very wise to use terms like "definitely" when it comes to a lot of things. You have been to Crazy House 6 times in last 6 months, so you should be the expert. You say there isn't a tub. I say just because a person can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The third pic shows girls at Crazy House dancing on the stage. It's more than a stage, look at the rings above for the water to come down. If you were a VIP customer, they would lifted the lid off the big stage in the middle and opened up the tub. You can clearly see the shower spray for the tub in the first pic. That's why it's always better to keep an open mind to others, even those who have less post numbers than ourselves.

Unless they renovated the joint in the last 6 weeks those photos are not Crazy House Pattaya. I don't know why I feel I have to elaborate with you on this. I have 2 other board members I have been into the joint with who probably both have been in both Crazy Houses who can verify this.

[Breadman]

I actually feel sorry for my buddy, you have a hard time remembering the girls name from last night he has that problem a few hours after meeting them. My bad though, I exaggerated a bit on his 3000 line ID contacts, he only has 2371 although he has yet to add on the 383 girls that keep adding him to their line accounts. Poor guy has to put their club name next to their name so he has any chance of remembering just who they are.

[Breadman]

Some guys will be offended by this but imo you need more game in Pattaya than BKK to get the top gogo girls. I see many gogo girls in Pattaya who decline drinks from older Farang so forget about them ever getting to barfine that girl. One girl at Tantra last night looked disgusted when a bald headed Farang in his 50s wanted to buy her a drink. She quickly sucked down about 5 shooters from him and as soon as the drinks ran out she bolted to a young Asian guy, ordering a full size drink.

Utter bullshit, has nothing to do with 'your game' its the color of your skin. If your Asian that's 75% of the battle. Tell you what, next time I'm in town I'll create a Thai friendly profile for you using some old ass fat white guy's profile and I'll set one up for myself as a old Asian guy and we'll see who has "game". If your game is so good it won't matter what kind of photo's are in the profile. No matter what anyone says here the guy with the best game in all of Thailand is a buddy of mine from Bangkok, young guy totally in shape and not much taller than the girls so they aren't intimidated by him. He's never paid one penny for any of the girls and he's done all of these hot gogo dancers that you guys talking about. The proof is in his line account. Turn off your line account and then turn it back on, how long does it take to boot up? 30 seconds is the norm. His takes five minutes to go thru all 3000 plus contacts that he has in his phone. He runs into a girl, asks for her line id and finds out that he already has it. His notification has to be on mute because he literally gets 60 messages every 30 minutes. I think his game is better than pretty much everyone here on this board. So the next time your sitting with your girl, buying her drinks and another girl comes up and asks for her line ID, think twice and ask yourself 'is that really her phone?'. Its probably my buddy sending over another dancer to get your girls line id and later that night while your sleeping alone she's off fucking him for free. Luckily there are gems out there who will go for the non asians because they've gotten hooked on big dick.

[MonkeyPaw]

I visited Hidden Agogo last night and I'm in full agreement with Banana Boi regarding the quality of the girls. There were only 1 or 2 that I might have been interested in barfining.

The type of girls wasn't what I'm looking for, that is tall and slim girls with a beautiful faces and light skin.

We went again to Hidden at 8 pm and BB and I agreed talent was low. However that was 8 pm. When I went alone it was near 11 pm. More girls and more talent. I was able to pick up this one who I already knew and have fucked when she was at Bypass and the DClub. I know she is not all that great in the looks department, but she was an awesome performer and enjoys licking ass for some reason. The hotter girls always come very late at the clubs, unless it's Baccara (9 pm is norm for them).

[MonkeyPaw]

Some guys will be offended by this but imo you need more game in Pattaya than BKK to get the top gogo girls. I see many gogo girls in Pattaya who decline drinks from older Farang so forget about them ever getting to barfine that girl. One girl at Tantra last night looked disgusted when a bald headed Farang in his 50s wanted to buy her a drink. She quickly sucked down about 5 shooters from him and as soon as the drinks ran out she bolted to a young Asian guy, ordering a full size drink.

When you pointed her out to me the other night (the girl with cowboy hat), I told you that I know that girl, she's a good hustler, and I have already fucked the shit out her twice. She is a multi-hole and gave me full GFE to the max. She's a little mad because she thinks she's the top coyote in there, and I've swapped her ass out already. She is the only regular coyote with fake boobs at Tantra. Actually I can't remember seeing another girl with fake boobs in there at all, even most models don't have fake tits at Tantra. Anyways, the other night, I called her down for a drink just to chat and asked her about hustling customers she has no intention to go with. Her words exactly were "if they are ting tong (stupid) then can do. " I keep telling guys, pay attention to those drink size. If a girl orders a shot, then you might as well try grope her and try to kiss her for that one drink, because she's going to bounce soon anyways. So try to get something out of it. If it's a big full size drink, then she wants you to talk to her and perhaps barfine her. It's that easy. Of course there are exceptions, like girls who don't want to get fat drinking cola.

Anyways, that night I grabbed two other girls there for an awesome 3 some experience with plenty of double BBBJ, girl on girl kissing, DFK, finger fucking, titty sucking, pussy eating while I fucked from behind, and I was able to watch when the girls went at it alone. This wasn't the type of experience when one girl waits her turn, watches, and then swaps out with the next girl. Girls would be in 69 position and I would be fucking from behind and then stick my dick in the other girl's mouth below. These two girls were into each other and kept getting wetter and wetter as the session went on for 2 hours. There was so much moaning and screaming from the girls that my neighbors at this hotel got mad and banged on my wall. Jealous fucks. I ended up paying 2000 barfine total, 2000 in drinks, 4500 for each girl, 500 extra girl charge at my hotel, and 1000 for food afterwards. We spent about 4 hours together from the start at the bar. It's all about picking the right girls and allowing them to get to know each other to get this type experience from the cuter chicks. I paired up the short haired tattooed one on the right with the leggy girl holding my famous teddy bear. I assumed that the short haired girl was more of a tom type lesbian and the leggy one was bi-curious. I guessed very right as she fucked the hell out of the other girl with her fingers and mouth. There was so much pussy juice on my sheets, it crusted up like ironing starch the next day. I like playing Cupid!

[MonkeyPaw]

I am with one of partners in crimes regarding CC Pattaya and definitely no tub. Banana Boi will vouch due to his low opinion of the joint!

It is probably not very wise to use terms like "definitely" when it comes to a lot of things. You have been to Crazy House 6 times in last 6 months, so you should be the expert. You say there isn't a tub. I say just because a person can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The third pic shows girls at Crazy House dancing on the stage. It's more than a stage, look at the rings above for the water to come down. If you were a VIP customer, they would lifted the lid off the big stage in the middle and opened up the tub. You can clearly see the shower spray for the tub in the first pic. That's why it's always better to keep an open mind to others, even those who have less post numbers than ourselves.

[Mr Enternational]

You made a post about it last year and you expect me and others to search thru 3000 of your your posts? How about a rehash from what you remember? Really though the point of my comment is your retired in Thailand, do you really want to make yourself that famous? I'll let the girls try to sell their services with a HJ but won't risk a BJ out in public. My buddy had a girl at Insomnia give him a BJ right at his seat, didn't go over well with security.

Come on man. Insomnia is not a brothel. That is like talking about getting a BJ in the booth at McDonald's in Royal Garden. The bars on Soi 6 are hoarhouses. Totally different type of venue.

The point about me mentioning that I met the guy is because you said "Pretty sure you'd be sent out of the country pretty fast after spending a few days in a Thai prison. " I was just showing that was clearly not the case since this guy is still walking around Pattaya.

[Breadman]

Well that guy certainly has not gone anywhere. I made a post some time last year about meeting him on Soi 6 and asking him about it.

That being said, it has been business as usual for me on Soi 6. Had 1 chick in Red Point insist on going to the room, but the places on the other side of the Soi are the ones where anything goes (in my experience).

You made a post about it last year and you expect me and others to search thru 3000 of your your posts? How about a rehash from what you remember? Really though the point of my comment is your retired in Thailand, do you really want to make yourself that famous? I'll let the girls try to sell their services with a HJ but won't risk a BJ out in public. My buddy had a girl at Insomnia give him a BJ right at his seat, didn't go over well with security.

[Mr Enternational]

Alot of that kind of action stopped when it made headlines of the guy performing oral on the girl and it made headlines in all the papers. And do you really want to have the Thai police walk into the bar while your getting a BJ or HJ right out in public? Pretty sure you'd be sent out of the country pretty fast after spending a few days in a Thai prison.

https://www.kaotic.com/video/783oGYQb_2016524082602_t

Well that guy certainly has not gone anywhere. I made a post some time last year about meeting him on Soi 6 and asking him about it.

That being said, it has been business as usual for me on Soi 6. Had 1 chick in Red Point insist on going to the room, but the places on the other side of the Soi are the ones where anything goes (in my experience).

[Breadman]

Notwithstanding the quality and quantity of girls on Soi 6, do you guys find it's harder to get DFK, in the pants HJ, or BJ from a Soi 6 girl without going to a room. I remember 2 years ago it was a given but now you really have to either be lucky in your choice of girls or waste a lot of energy being charming.

For all tourists coming to Pattaya, please be more demanding of the Soi 6 girls even before you room with them. Luckily the G clubs are unaffected still and DFK, HJ, BJ still more likely than not for the price of a lady drink.

Alot of that kind of action stopped when it made headlines of the guy performing oral on the girl and it made headlines in all the papers. And do you really want to have the Thai police walk into the bar while your getting a BJ or HJ right out in public? Pretty sure you'd be sent out of the country pretty fast after spending a few days in a Thai prison.

https://www.kaotic.com/video/783oGYQb_2016524082602_t

[LittleBigMan]

I'm not a regular at these places and a few months away from making the rounds back, but as noted in Pattaya for CH, there isn't for sure 8 stages and that being the same for CH in Bangkok. In Bangkok the 3 times I've been there lower level I believe 1 main stages and I've been upstairs once to use the bathroom although short there isn't 8 stages upstairs either.

Hidden, was there tonight and like most openings maybe they pull out all the stops this time to bring and pay for the best looking agencies girls for opening night but tonight visit and I firmly believe and proven everyone taste is different in no way this place is ever going to be the best Go Go in Pattaya.

Space, as I remember use to be a Italian Restaurant, then M. Monroe, then Maxine the later two I don't think even a year. Same owner everything pretty much the same except small stage they put two couches in front of the small stage. The space is just too long the only difference they did some renovation in the front and change the sign personally I don't see them making it two months at best in my book. Models as they called them BF 2,000 and Coyote 1500 is a tough sell for any club with average looking girls and it doesn't matter how cheap the drinks might be. Kaos on LK, had already tried this concept it just doesn't work.

As for 100 girls not on this night!

[Lorus]

I've also been to Hidden. First week usually means a ton of girls for any gogo bar. There were 80 to 100 girls at Hidden when I went. There were less than 5 customers in this large bar so I'm guessing any girl worth anything will leave once her first contract is over, if not sooner. Out of those 100 girls I would sadly say only 1 girl was in the pretty category and 3 or 4 were ok. Not good numbers. For those of you who are satisfied with the quality at Windmill, Crazy House, etc. this may be paradise for you. No lady drinks for me. None of these girls seemed anywhere near fun enough to spend time with.

My money is the bar will once again die out in less than a month.

I visited Hidden Agogo last night and I'm in full agreement with Banana Boi regarding the quality of the girls. There were only 1 or 2 that I might have been interested in barfining.

The type of girls wasn't what I'm looking for, that is tall and slim girls with a beautiful faces and light skin.

[Banana Boi]

Notwithstanding the quality and quantity of girls on Soi 6, do you guys find it's harder to get DFK, in the pants HJ, or BJ from a Soi 6 girl without going to a room. I remember 2 years ago it was a given but now you really have to either be lucky in your choice of girls or waste a lot of energy being charming.

For all tourists coming to Pattaya, please be more demanding of the Soi 6 girls even before you room with them. Luckily the G clubs are unaffected still and DFK, HJ, BJ still more likely than not for the price of a lady drink.