Pattaya Reports

[Forty Drinks]

So when a particular memeber say he gets his girls from GCs this is what I imagine. LOL.

https://thailand-247.com/index.php?/...ates/page/234/

You Have to Scroll down a bit. All in Blueish Toned Sexy Outfits.

Educational Purposes Only. This is what 2 k LONGTIME girls look like.

Or we can take it down a notch. Also what 1 k girls short time look like.

[Sir Lancelot]

I had my first ThaiFriendly meet lined up for 2 pm. I sent her the location of my hotel (another useful feature on Line) and received a phone call from reception at 2. 05 pm informing me I had a guest. Only five minutes late is a major result when it comes to Asian girl's timekeeping.

When I opened the door I was reasonably pleased. The girl had enough of a resemblance to the pretty girl with tattoos in the photos on her profile. Game on. As she was riding me in cowgirl, me squeezing her small tits, there was a loud crack of thunder and suddenly rain began drumming down outside. It gave an apocalyptic soundtrack as she sucked me to a climax. Normally I find it difficult to cum when I'm being given oral as girls often stop and start too much but this girl sucked with the perfect suction, tempo and hand action, and soon I came to an intense climax. She heard me cumming and pulled her face away, laughing as I shot my load up my chest.

We lay on the bed chatting afterwards as she waited for the rain to subside. I enjoyed chatting with her. She told me she lived with two friends who are also both freelancing on ThaiFriendly.

In terms of payment, I have to confess I'm under-researched when it comes to ThaiFriendly but when I'd asked earlier and she replied '1500 with condom' it seemed a fair price. She was a cute girl.

I've lined another pretty girl from ThaiFriendly for tomorrow afternoon too. Ordinarily I find online hookups tedious but I've had to adapt my modus operandi for the last few weeks of this trip due to my bad chest. The less time I can spend in bars the better.

I had a lazy afternoon in my room, writing this diary and wasting time online. I must admit, I'm not feeling very mentally stimulated on this trip. I was supposed to be joined for the vast majority by my friend Macca but he bailed on me and Sam has been very elusive too due to dwindling funds. I enjoy mongering on my own in small doses but a month of having the same conversations over and over with bargirls is taking its toll. I'm craving male conversation, or at the very least someone to beat at pool.

Night fell quickly and soon I was striding purposefully out of my hotel, cashed up, with a few emergency condoms in my pocket in case I end up on soi 6 or soi Honey.

Last night I visited four gogo bars on soi LK Metro but was disappointed with the quality of girls. Tonight my plan was to try some different bars and attempt to barfine a girl as early as possible. For once, my plan worked.

It didn't start too promisingly. I went to Queen which in past years has been one of the top bars on soi LK Metro when it comes to pretty girls. However I walked inside to see eight rather fierce-looking older gals, all topless with big fake boobs, nipples pointing at an array of improbable angles. It was 8 pm and I was the only customer. The second dance shift was better, with a few prettier girls (natural tits, hallelujah!) but I couldn't help wondering what on earth has gone wrong with this place.

Two years ago I posted on this forum about 'the most beautiful girl in Pattaya' and now, since she has long gone, I can reveal that she used to work in this bar. Her face was exquisite and I was fortunate enough to see her first ever dance, in fact I was the first customer to slide a tip in to her G-string. No girls were even remotely up to her standard tonight.

Yet this bar definitely has talent. There's a big screen above the stage showing photos of girls and there are some stunners for sure. There were four lovely girls outside too, just sadly not much talent on stage.

When you walk along soi LK Metro you always see an enthusiastic collection of Hello, girls outside each bar, trying to cajole you inside. Consistently the prettiest lineup seems to be outside Dolls LK, next to Jibby's. I walked inside the tiny bar which had two small square stages, only big enough for two girls dancing at a time. But while the venue underwhelmed me, the quality of girls certainly did not. There were 10 girls and the quality was good. A girl with a radiant smile was chatting with a farang opposite, while a dark-skinned beauty with no tits at all slow-danced around a chrome pole. There were two cuties with shorter hair dancing on the other stage too.

I spotted a sexy girl with a curvy body and invited her over for a chat. She had a distinctive face and looked dynamite in the skimpy outfit she was wearing. She had big tits and her fishnet stockings showed off her skinny legs. She was very affectionate, holding my hand as we exchanged smalltalk, but while she looked sweet and innocent with bows in her hair, she certainly wasn't, rubbing my cock suggestively with a glint in her eye. My cock voted yes, it was rock hard for the entire duration of our conversation.

The barfine here is 1540 baht. That's right, 40 baht added for good measure!

But it doesn't stop there. The mamasan added that girls can only leave for short-time if they've been bought three lady-drinks. I presume this is not the case and it was just a greedy mamasan trying to squeeze a few extra baht, but I'd already bought the girl two drinks so wearily agreed to a third. If the mamasan was speaking the truth, then the barfine here is not 1540 baht, it's essentially 2170 baht.

The pretty girl went to get changed and reappeared five minutes later wearing ubiquitous denim shorts and a breezy floral top. She looked sexy. We walked the short distance back to my hotel hand in hand and had a really good session with lots of positions, culminating in a very pleasurable 69. She groaned loudly each time I stuck my tongue as far up her pussy as I could. She had a fabulous body, fuller boobs and was a very enthusiastic kisser. A great girl.

I have only two days remaining on this trip. Tomorrow I have another ThaiFriendly girl coming around after breakfast and then hopefully I can barfine a pretty girl from one of the bars later. I'm also keen to have one last visit to soi 6 before I fly home on Thursday.

[Forty Drinks]

Such a relief to have people like you proof-reading my posts. Once again though you're wrong. She wasn't fat at all, she was slim with fake tits. Great body and great value for 1200.

You're the guy who claimed soi 6 girls couldn't possibly be pretty enough to work on Walking Street. As a matter of interest, how do you think girls find bars? Do you think when they first arrive from their province they arrive at a toll-booth on the outskirts of Pattaya, where some officials look them up and down and tell them where to go?

'Swy mak mak, go to Pinup'.

'Oh dear, straight to Beach Road for you'.

'Hmm. I think you are soi 6 at best'.

Truth is, there are lots of very average looking girls at the gogo bars and a lot of very pretty girls on soi 6. You strike me as very naive to suggest otherwise.

Anyway good news, you've only got three more posts of mine to proof-read before my diary finishes. Must be very labour intensive for you trying to find fault all the time.

Just keeping it Real Sir.

Again for the 40th time there are very fiW pretty girls on Soi 6.

The last one was Baitoey,. And I would have to stretch as she was kind of Flat. Hahaha.

[Sir Lancelot]

Massage girl 1st one referenced. Checks out. Curvy and Cougar meaning Fat and Old-1,200 (appropriately Paid). No problems in Houston on this one.

Such a relief to have people like you proof-reading my posts. Once again though you're wrong. She wasn't fat at all, she was slim with fake tits. Great body and great value for 1200.

You're the guy who claimed soi 6 girls couldn't possibly be pretty enough to work on Walking Street. As a matter of interest, how do you think girls find bars? Do you think when they first arrive from their province they arrive at a toll-booth on the outskirts of Pattaya, where some officials look them up and down and tells them where to go?

'Swy mak mak, go to Pinup'.

'Oh dear, straight to Beach Road for you'.

'Hmm. I think you are soi 6 at best'.

Truth is, there are lots of very average looking girls at the gogo bars and a lot of very pretty girls on soi 6. You strike me as very naive to suggest otherwise.

Anyway good news, you've only got three more posts of mine to proof-read before my diary finishes. Must be very labour intensive for you trying to find fault all the time.

[EihTooms]

In the past, when his handle was still MonkeyPaw, other board members who met him also said he was a really nice guy. Makes me wonder why he comes across as such an arrogant asshole in his posts.

Interesting. If that is the way MonkeyPaw came across in person then that is quite different from the way he came across online.

His character here was that he was the Light and the Way and anyone who challenged him was a loser and only his cult followers would ever be allowed to hang with him. LOL.

He dished it out by the garbage truck load but couldn't take it. He might have had the thinnest skin of any poster here. He immediately blocked several of us who dared to question the need to rack up 90,000+ baht bar tabs just to swing covered sex with the hottest Ladydrink hustlers in the place.

Then, despite his claim to educate and tutor anyone who joined him on a bar hop in his expert Light and the Way methods for getting great sex with the hottest girls, we got lengthy sad reports from frustrated and disappointed guys who actually did fall for his pitch and never scored anything more than if they'd walked into a bar blindfolded and broke to choose a lady. LOL.

Just sayin'.

[Forty Drinks]

Red Planet has prices in the $20's for April. High season might have arrived Guys.

After staying away for 3 months was hoping for those $15-17 prices they had this past not too long ago.

[Forty Drinks]

There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting. After I'd eaten I went to the market on 2nd Road and bought a few souvenirs for the folks back home. Shopping bags in hand I backtracked down soi Honey towards my hotel.

It's funny though, sometimes when you're not looking for a girl, opportunities present themselves.

At one of the massage places I saw a sexy cougar. She had a curvy figure and a suggestive smile. 'You wan massage and boom boom? ' she said, reading my mind. I hadn't intended to find a girl but she seemed a guaranteed good time.

I followed her shapely bum upstairs having agreed to the 1200 baht price. She closed the curtain behind us in the cubicle and I knew I was in for a good time when she undressed. She had a sexy body and fake tits. Forget cute girls, these are the type of girls I should target on soi Honey! She was 34 years old and unusually from Chiang Rai. About 95% of the girls I ask are from Isaan.

She gave me a nice massage then gave me a skilful blowjob when I turned over. She rode me expertly then I fucked her in mish and doggy, before she bounced up and down on my cock Asian cowgirl until I shot my load.

An enjoyable quickie with a foxy cougar.

Back in my room I spent half an hour on ThaiFriendly. I emailed an older girl with a 2/10 face but 10/10 tits. They were massive natural breasts I couldn't help imagining wrapped around my dick. I also got chatting to two attractive younger girls, both of whom established early they were freelance and quoted 1500.

Slowly the sky turned pink, then Pattaya's skyline twinkled beneath the darkening sky. My plan tonight was to grab a pretty girl from one of the gogos. Did it work? Of course not.

I went to Las Vegas agogo at 8 pm. It was Sunday night so the place was quieter than previous visits. 12 girls were dancing and although several were older girls with pneumatic fake tits, there were a few pretty ones. Of course I was on the look-out for my Terminal 21 girl and I thought I had a possible sighting in the second dance shift, a tall, skinny cutie with luscious long dark hair, but it wasn't my girl.

I went to Mamasan Club LK next, which had a far more intimate alayout with eight girls dancing. A couple of the girls were lovely, including a tall one who had tiny tits but erect nipples. I got a stiffy just looking at her cavorting around her chrome pole. I offered her a drink but was too slow, another customer had beaten me to it.

I crossed the street to Paradise but was disappointed when I took my seat and examined the 10 girls shuffling on stage in yellow bikinis. I'd be surprised if any of them were under 30, a far cry from the young Japanese looking girl with pigtails I once barfined from this bar. Outside the toilets seems to be where girls congregate when they're not on stage. Both cubicles were locked so I used the urinal as three or four girls watched, one of them chomping on a banana.

I got a bad seat in Destiny, near the door, which meant I didn't get the best view of the girls on the T-shaped stage. This bar is very popular with expats, I don't think I've seen so many silver foxes in one place at the same time.

I decided to abandon my gogo idea and get myself some food. I was disappointed. I was prepared to barfine any pretty girl I saw but the only one I was tempted by had already been bought a drink. However I'd enjoyed visiting the bars and will try some of the others tomorrow night.

After wolfing down a tuna jacket potato at Hungry Hippo I went on my usual circuit around Tree Town and Myth. The Area 52 girl I like was with a customer so I ended up buying a drink for a cutie at Ass 95. I've known her for a few years and fucked her on my last trip, but when I enquired about barfining her tonight she kept looking at her watch (10 pm) and was keen to know where I was staying. I wasn't in the mood for a rushed meet, so I lost interest.

I ended up walking along soi Honey. While this street has lots of massage-with-extras places stocked with older cougars, including half a dozen specialising in ladyboys, it also has a series of short time bars like Pink Lady and Runway, which have younger girls and short-time rooms upstairs. Quite often the girls are not to my taste but occasionally you can find a pretty one. I got chatting with a lovely 21 year old with a Cambodian appearance, who had the winning combo of braces on her teeth and big tits. She quoted 2000 but accepted 1500 and we were soon undressing in a dark room overlooking LK Metro.

'I'm shy' she said needlessly as her clothes fell to the floor. She had a lovely curvy body and her breasts were perfection in my books, full and jiggly with big nipples. I got rock hard just squeezing them. I kissed her and she told me I was only her third customer in the month she's worked at the bar. Although she was inexperienced the sex was great. When I first slid in she was very tight and I had to go slowly, but by the end she was riding me like a bucking bronco as I squeezed her perfect tits. One of the best fucks of the trip.

She had a mischievous side too. As we left the bar she told me to say 'yamadong' to her friend, who had a shocked look on her face and looked like she was going to slap me. Any ideas what I said?

Soi Honey disappointed me on my last trip but I'd fucked two girls on this street today, a massage-with-extras with a sexy cougar during the afternoon and then an enjoyable romp with a pretty 21 year old later.

Massage girl 1st one referenced. Checks out. Curvy and Cougar meaning Fat and Old-1,200 (appropriately Paid). No problems in Houston on this one.

[Turgid]

.... Blanquiceleste and Natty Bumpo to name a couple......

Hey, I completely forgot about NB. When did he disappear from ISG? Whatever became of him?

[Werqweq]

There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting.

Sounds like you and ElMexicant finally met in person.

[Rocko20]

Tinder is unfortunately very quick to ban.

Agreed. I was also banned but was able to make another account since I have multiple emails / phone numbers. As you stated, its best to move the conversation to line app or whatsapp as soon as possible. I find bumble to be far superior but it depends on the city I'm in. Theres's also badou and several other apps but I just stick with tinder and bumble.

[Werqweq]

Breaking news, I have been banned from Tinder. I thought my messages were generally very tame but I think I used the word 'short-time' and have been suspended as a result. I find it amusing that an App which essentially facilitates one night stands should take any kind of moral high ground on sex for sale.

Tinder is unfortunately very quick to ban. They have so many users that they just don't care I think. Look the wrong way, and you'll get banned, and they seem to have a very effective ban system in place too, so you might end up having to get both a different phone, phone number, and email to login again.

I've only used tinder for normal / non-p4 p dates, and even then, best to move the conversation to line ASAP lest you risk offending some lilly flower who reports you, because, tinder is very trigger-happy on their ban-button and just don't care. Unfortunately it's also the dating app with the most users, but bumble is a good number #2 and seems to suffer slightly less from indiscriminate bans.

[Werqweq]

Maybe you missed my post about the importance of a foreigner and what he thinks come right after the importance of the fleas on their dog. No need in wasting your breath saying you were not happy. But I guess you saw that first hand.

"right after the importance of what the fleas on their dog think". Most what-the-hell thing in that whole story is that the guy actually paid her 2000. I wouldn't even have let her stink up my shower after that.

[Sir Lancelot]

There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting. After I'd eaten I went to the market on 2nd Road and bought a few souvenirs for the folks back home. Shopping bags in hand I backtracked down soi Honey towards my hotel.

It's funny though, sometimes when you're not looking for a girl, opportunities present themselves.

At one of the massage places I saw a sexy cougar. She had a curvy figure and a suggestive smile. 'You wan massage and boom boom? ' she said, reading my mind. I hadn't intended to find a girl but she seemed a guaranteed good time.

I followed her shapely bum upstairs having agreed to the 1200 baht price. She closed the curtain behind us in the cubicle and I knew I was in for a good time when she undressed. She had a sexy body and fake tits. Forget cute girls, these are the type of girls I should target on soi Honey! She was 34 years old and unusually from Chiang Rai. About 95% of the girls I ask are from Isaan.

She gave me a nice massage then gave me a skilful blowjob when I turned over. She rode me expertly then I fucked her in mish and doggy, before she bounced up and down on my cock Asian cowgirl until I shot my load.

An enjoyable quickie with a foxy cougar.

Back in my room I spent half an hour on ThaiFriendly. I emailed an older girl with a 2/10 face but 10/10 tits. They were massive natural breasts I couldn't help imagining wrapped around my dick. I also got chatting to two attractive younger girls, both of whom established early they were freelance and quoted 1500.

Slowly the sky turned pink, then Pattaya's skyline twinkled beneath the darkening sky. My plan tonight was to grab a pretty girl from one of the gogos. Did it work? Of course not.

I went to Las Vegas agogo at 8 pm. It was Sunday night so the place was quieter than previous visits. 12 girls were dancing and although several were older girls with pneumatic fake tits, there were a few pretty ones. Of course I was on the look-out for my Terminal 21 girl and I thought I had a possible sighting in the second dance shift, a tall, skinny cutie with luscious long dark hair, but it wasn't my girl.

I went to Mamasan Club LK next, which had a far more intimate layout with eight girls dancing. A couple of the girls were lovely, including a tall one who had tiny tits but erect nipples. I got a stiffy just looking at her cavorting around her chrome pole. I offered her a drink but was too slow, another customer had beaten me to it.

I crossed the street to Paradise but was disappointed when I took my seat and examined the 10 girls shuffling on stage in yellow bikinis. I'd be surprised if any of them were under 30, a far cry from the young Japanese looking girl with pigtails I once barfined from this bar. Outside the toilets seems to be where girls congregate when they're not on stage. Both cubicles were locked so I used the urinal as three or four girls watched, one of them chomping on a banana.

I got a bad seat in Destiny, near the door, which meant I didn't get the best view of the girls on the T-shaped stage. This bar is very popular with expats, I don't think I've seen so many silver foxes in one place at the same time.

I decided to abandon my gogo idea and get myself some food. I was disappointed. I was prepared to barfine any pretty girl I saw but the only one I was tempted by had already been bought a drink. However I'd enjoyed visiting the bars and will try some of the others tomorrow night.

After wolfing down a tuna jacket potato at Hungry Hippo I went on my usual circuit around Tree Town and Myth. The Area 52 girl I like was with a customer so I ended up buying a drink for a cutie at Ass 95. I've known her for a few years and fucked her on my last trip, but when I enquired about barfining her tonight she kept looking at her watch (10 pm) and was keen to know where I was staying. I wasn't in the mood for a rushed meet, so I lost interest.

I ended up walking along soi Honey. While this street has lots of massage-with-extras places stocked with older cougars, including half a dozen specialising in ladyboys, it also has a series of short time bars like Pink Lady and Runway, which have younger girls and short-time rooms upstairs. Quite often the girls are not to my taste but occasionally you can find a pretty one. I got chatting with a lovely 21 year old with a Cambodian appearance, who had the winning combo of braces on her teeth and big tits. She quoted 2000 but accepted 1500 and we were soon undressing in a dark room overlooking LK Metro.

'I'm shy' she said needlessly as her clothes fell to the floor. She had a lovely curvy body and her breasts were perfection in my books, full and jiggly with big nipples. I got rock hard just squeezing them. I kissed her and she told me I was only her third customer in the month she's worked at the bar. Although she was inexperienced the sex was great. When I first slid in she was very tight and I had to go slowly, but by the end she was riding me like a bucking bronco as I squeezed her perfect tits. One of the best fucks of the trip.

She had a mischievous side too. As we left the bar she told me to say 'yamadong' to her friend, who had a shocked look on her face and looked like she was going to slap me. Any ideas what I said?

Soi Honey disappointed me on my last trip but I'd fucked two girls on this street today, a massage-with-extras with a sexy cougar during the afternoon and then an enjoyable romp with a pretty 21 year old later.

[LittleBigMan]

Rode through Surprise BBQ today and there were no signs of life. Maps says permanently closed as well. Grand Opening, Grand Closing?

Somewhat sad, I've been eating at their hole in the wall for years. What 10 x 10 space on Buakhao 21st. I calculate they were doing a 25,000 a night?

Their new place a month a whole new location 1000 tops!

You ever on the Darkside Soi Khao Noi just after Tops Market same side is a new clean outdoor market on the top end side a Thai guy has a pizxs booth. I've had a number of Pizza from Thais at these type of markets his is by fasr the best. HR has about 20 Types starting 120 baht, his best in my opinion is 170 baht the Signature. They have tables you can eat there.

Further up from market around the bend same side Khao Noi Sportbar Wed, Thursday, they have a baby back ribs special at 199 with fries mray falls off the bone. 😁.

[Sir Lancelot]

What I don't get is that Sir Lancelot posts nice long detailed reports on what his day and night is like and some "members" can't resisit having a dig, a "query", a snide remark etc.

Firstly, thank you for your nice words. Regarding the negativity, this Pattaya thread is comfortably the worst on ISG. Maybe it's because of the high expat ratio but there are always smart-arses who feel they have to police everyone else, pick fault and criticise. I know for a fact people like these discourage newbies from posting their own experiences, which is sad.

I think the reason they do it is similar to old Western movies, you know, when an outsider walks in to a bar and the music stops and one of the locals stands up and declares 'your type aren't welcome around here'. That's what it feels like posting a report on this page! For some reason, they hate reading about other people having a good time. They immediately go on the defense and try to find fault. It says a lot about their own insecurities.

I have a theory about it actually. I think people who retire in Pattaya are finally living their dream, having their pick of the women they probably never got a second glance from back home. But for some people, the attention goes to their head and they have a God complex. ElMexicant claimed he's on a different playing field to everyone else, I had a guy on the Angeles page telling me 'leave the fucking to the big boys' ! Would-be alpha-males like these don't like the thought that outsiders like you and I can have an equally, if not better time. It undermines them, makes them realise that literally anyone can do what they're doing. They're paying girls to have sex with them. Have you noticed that these same people never pick fights with those who post about their bad experiences? Funny that, isn't it? They're not threatened by those people. Yet if anyone has the audacity to talk about what a great time they've had, they'll have a target on their back. It's pretty sad really.

To end, I just want to speak to any newbies who are thinking about visiting Pattaya. Do it. It's a sweet-shop and you'll have the time of your life. And if you do, post your experiences on here. Ignore the tiresome bores who only criticise, they are a vocal minority, I guarantee a lot of people will appreciate you sharing your experiences. I received a message this morning from a guy who has booked a trip in August after reading my diary. Sharing information is what this page should be all about, easy to forget when there is so much testosterone and unnecessary drama swirling around.