Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

I suspect that many readers who were heretofore hesitant about visiting Pattaya are, after reading posts of Sir Lancelot's 2024 visit, now all gung ho for a Pattaya rollick.

[Coolie High]

All sir Lancelot's posting are very long and yet there are never any specifics like name of bars or massage parlors. No useful information that anyone can use whether a newbie or a vet. I know if I was that busy and having that much fun I could not find the time to post so much nor would I want to. It is all purely literotica. All that endless posting and no info what so ever.

Yeah it sounds like you lack imagination or inspiration for that matter. Theres plenty of post for newbies and vets to see what places cost and how much are the ladies, as well as the cost for lady drinks and blah blah blah. You see his post are remnants from the Old School ISG (15-20 yrs ago) when monger gents took time out of their day to tell you more then logistics. They told you a story. How they move thru the city, how the girls interacted with you and vise versa. Basically the "intangibles of life" that most members fail to post about anymore. Hes giving you the full flavor of the city. And because of his perspective it gives newbies a greater all around sense of what to expect when they travel there besides the general X / O's of cost etc.

So easy up on the haterade and instead go grab yourself a cup a joe, add a tequila shot to it, ease back on your lazy boy chair, relax and read his adventures as he shares his stories on how he finds his new freak of the week while navigating thru the concrete jungle we call Pattaya.

Cus one thing for sure I rather be online reading his adventures then looking at daily news from me and/or your hometown where constant negativity reigns supreme AND then afterwards go view the constant garbage off of tik tok / onlyfan hoes that filter their face and body so much that you wouldve thought you watched a retarded Grimlock with fake tits twerk in a dress.

[Sir Lancelot]

The plan this afternoon was to have another ThaiFriendly meet. I'd chatted yesterday with a pretty 20 year old with pigtails and we'd agreed for her to come to my hotel at 2 pm. I sent her a confirmation message at breakfast but she didn't reply. 2 pm came and went without any contact so I turned my attention elsewhere, exchanging messages with several other candidates. A few girls tempted me but suddenly I had a dawning realisation, why spend 1500 on what is essentially a blind date, when you can window shop on soi 6 for a similar amount?

I was just about to step out of my hotel at 4 pm when my Line pinged. It was the ThaiFriendly girl apologising profusely. She claimed that she'd fallen asleep.

I took the baht bus up 2nd Road and stepped on to soi 6 at 4. 20 pm. It was a hot afternoon and lots of the girls on the right hand side of the street (where generally the prettier girls can be seen) were sheltering inside their bars. I saw two girls I'd fucked a few weeks earlier. I gave them a wave but kept walking as I wanted to find my 40th girl of the trip.

I reached one of the popular bars towards the Beach Road end of the street and went inside for a drink. It's amusing that LoveItHere criticised my reports yesterday for having no useful information as I never name the bars, because I used to do exactly that until the class clown ElMexican't started trying to post photos of the girls I fucked. As a result I'm having to redact a lot of information because of one man's trolling.

But what I will say is that it's a bar I fucked a gorgeous girl at earlier in the trip. She was there today too, stood on the street in front of the bar trying to cajole customers inside. She looked great. Tall and slim, dark skin with a beautiful face. I had to pinch myself to think I'd fucked this same girl only a few weeks earlier.

But I had my eyes set on another girl, sat on a stool opposite, vaping away. She was small and skinny and very cute indeed. I bought her a drink and she was exactly the type I go for. Her English was limited but her friend sat opposite told me she was 18 and it was her second day. She had a funny sense of humour and enjoyed showing off her eyebrow gymnastics.

The room was 400 and although the girl asked for 2000 baht, she accepted 1500. Young pretty girls will aim for 1500 or 2000 these days on soi 6.

She led me upstairs. The rooms are always dark and shabby with cartoon characters on the bedding. I showered first and then lay on the bed expectantly as she had her turn. When she was drying herself off she was very small with tiny, almost non-existant tits.

However, despite only being 18 she surprised me with a very assertive and enthusiastic performance.

For a start, she crawled on top of me and kissed me passionately, sticking her tongue down my throat while rubbing her bald pussy against my dick. Then without prompting she crawled down and gave me a really good blowjob that belied her tender years. I slipped a condom on and fucked her gently but I misread her somewhat as when she was on top she really went for it, riding me for all she was worth. I sat up on the edge of the bed and she thrust her hips in to mine, groaning frantically, showering me with kisses, until she came.

Sorry to talk about sex on a sex forum. I know it upsets some prudes.

The down side of pursuing young and innocent types is that sometimes the girls can be timid but this girl was a tiger. She gave a 10/10 performance and was one of the best girls of the trip.

After devouring a tasty plate of spaghetti bolognese at Dre restaurant on soi Lengkee, I spent a few hours relaxing in my room. I considered arranging a ThaiFriendly meet but got itchy feet and decided to go for a walk around the bars instead.

It's my penultimate day of the trip so inevitably I started to see pretty girls pop up at bars that had previously failed to deliver. There was a nice looker outside what had previously been the erroneously named Pretty Bar on Tree Town and a sexy girl at 89 Bar, next to Piss Stop.

Generally Myth Night has disappointed me on this trip. Although it's great to see a new complex like this opening, a lot of the bars are still quiet and most of the girls are older. You see lots of chicks it's hard to believe ever get a customer. However if you're patient there are a small number of decent lookers and I ended up buying a lady-drink for a skinny girl who was a lot of fun.

After ten minutes she started a video call and introduced me to her Mum and Dad! It was awkward as I didn't know what to say. 'Your daughter is very sexy, I look forward to fucking her' seemed somehow inappropriate to my potential future in-laws. Although it was awkward, it was flattering that the girl felt comfortable enough to introduce me to her loved ones.

I decided to pay the barfine but when I asked her how much for her, she said 'up to you'. After jokingly settling on a price of 100 baht (which I'm sure the village elders here on this page will still claim is too much) we took the baht bus along soi Buakhao and walked back to my hotel from the top of soi Lengkee.

The sex was a slow-burner. At first I thought she was going to pass out as she'd clearly had a lot to drink. Eventually she remembered what she was in my room for and began poking my dick as if to say 'wake up'. It wasn't the sexiest of foreplay but fortunately I didn't need need much encouragement and the sex that followed was very enjoyable.

She was the polar opposite of the soi 6 girl earlier. In the bar she came across as a firecracker, confident and assertive, yet she was shy in the bedroom, riding me in an inexperienced manner. The soi 6 girl on the other hand was only 18 but fucked me like a pornstar. Sometimes appearances can be deceptive.

[Mangalgm]

Hi,

I got Generic Viagra (sildenafil 100 MG) - 4 Pill in 100 Baht in Pattaya.

Details in PM.

Enjoy Pattaya.

[Mangalgm]

FYI I'd load up on Viagra in US its much cheaper. https://www.goodrx.com/viagra.

You can get it in Pattaya at 100 Baht (4 pills of 100 MG).

[Mangalgm]

You won't need to bring Viagra to Thailand. And its cheaper.

I got it for 100 Baht (4 Tabs of 100 MG).

[ElMexicant]

Saturday night was at a new GoGo bar called Opium on WS. Very nice interior and exterior. But that's about it. I know it's probably been open for a bit now, but it's still new to me. Hell even Showgirls in LK would be new to me, because I've never been. See how that works? Anyways, chatted with a hostess that I previously knew when she was a coyote at Imagine Club ages ago. I really wasn't interested in banging her again, but for the drink I bought her, she was cool enough to refer me to one of her "under the radar" friends who had a civilian job and needed some extra cash.

Knowing that I am quite picky, she showed her friend's pics on LINE and I liked them and agreed. The girl was only 23. Then she forwarded me her LINE profile. I guess I have that innocent trustable look because I get passed around a shit load by these girls to their friends (this was not the first time this happened). The girls perceive me as a guy who wouldn't hurt a fly, though today I did drown a spider in the shower.

I contacted her the next day and initially offered her 1300 with 100 bump for taxi to meet me in my room at Pattaya Central. She wanted to see my pic. Maybe she wanted to see who was going to be ramming her for 30 minutes or so. And when I sent some, she dropped the price to 1200 and asked me to come to her room. I gladly did because it on was the 10 baht bus line. Yay! Anyways, did not disappoint.

The civi session was unlike a bar girl session at all. Also hardly like a Thermae or FF session. Lots of chit chat. And even cooked me some Mama ramen with shrimp after we had sex. I think I stayed at least 1:45 hours. What a bargain. I made a promise to see her 4 more times. A whopping 6000 baht she is making off me total for 5 sessions. Once again, I think guys who stay here most of the year, this is nothing new. We like being looked as if we are ATMS with no attachments when the right girls come along so easily.

On the way back, I walked to burn some calories. Saw a cute tiny pretty white thing across from the Pizza place next to McDs on Beach Road. Started inching closer to get a look and then saw no boobs. Looked at her friend who was next to her and she look like a LB. Did a 360 before they both noticed that I almost seemed interested. Close call, hurried my ass out of there for some 10 baht chicken strips. Next step, need to get these Thais to learn to make that Cane's sauce.

BTW Panda and her tig ole biddies back at Palace. Plus there is a copy cat of Cat Ears now.

[LittleBigMan]

It's a Thai gogo bar scam. Mamasan figures you can afford another lady drink or are desperate so mama or the girl tells you that there's a drink quota the girl needs to meet. This happens a lot to guys who don't know better at Walking Street gogo bars. Why we have that popular poster named "Forty Drinks". This is the first I've heard this at a LK Metro gogo bar though.

What you should have did in that situation was walk. Tell the girl to find a lady drink from another customer while you wait at another gogo bar. Ask her to Line you once she has that drink and you will come back if you haven't found another girl by then. Believe me 9 times out of 10 that girl will pay her half of the lady drink if it's really a rule or mamasan will say ok you can BF her now. They know you don't live there. If you live in Pattaya they would never pull that stunt on you.

The extra 40 baht randomly added to the BF is a new one. Wish you had questioned it just to hear what mama said it was for.

This started happening around a year ago to my experience! Not just Thai Bars, HR on Soi Pot Hole, many of the girls who started when it opened have moved on, Mamasan and Papasan only the hard-core girls who would do anything are left. Today you see a sign outside campaigning for girls. When they first opened, they had a room top floor 500 baht ST. 1500-2000 baht for girl. As time went on things started to change whenever I visited drank outside with girls I had known for some time. Many getting older from their young days at a top gogo, and these changes have them very worried.

They are on drink contracts and fee off each other many of their customers don't BF ST, but like LT which the girls don't like to do beyond 6 am. The place is set as a drink magnet I have had girls tell me that moved on back to GoGo, they or their BF don't like them working there the majority of the time they come home drunk. Funny they rather have their babes being fucked than drunk LOL.

I was there last last Oct-Nov before many girls left. Then they no longer had ST, rooms 3rd Floor, there was one across the Soi for 500 baht. Now the girls wanted 2500ST, catch BF was 1000 baht but you had to buy 5 drinks for the girl to have the privilege. Even my cousin who has plenty of money to lose did the math 1000 BF, 200 a drink for girl x 5 = 1000 total 2000 baht BF add that with 500 baht room, another 2500 to girl. Come on!

As I noted back In family in town we hit lots of GoGo WS, LK, all the same pressure for drinks and more drinks, my go-to place Bacarra just out of control from the two mamasans I had known for years with their hands constantly out one even came up started rubbing her throat and telling me she was hungry. I haven't visited since nor do I plan to girls I know need money I meet them on the side.

[CaliGuy33]

All sir Lancelot's posting are very long and yet there are never any specifics like name of bars or massage parlors. No useful information that anyone can use whether a newbie or a vet. I know if I was that busy and having that much fun I could not find the time to post so much nor would I want to. It is all purely literotica. All that endless posting and no info what so ever.

"She kissed me. I kissed her back. I was so horny both heads were going to explode. I quickly swept her off her feet and onto the nearest moto-chariot to my castle". Garbage!

My turn. I have spent the last 9 days on SOI 6. Not sure when the bars open but anything before 5:00 pm is too hot for me to care. So before 6:30 there are few girls out in the streets and few customers walking down the street. The girls are in the bars and usually sitting down so it is hard to see all the girls available. But once they come out into the street the best ones quickly get grabbed and taken into the back of the bar for drinks, taken upstairs for sex, or taken to the guys place so you may never see them. If you always visit SOI 6 after 10:00 pm you may never see any of the really pretty girls. Now come rainy season I would assume around 3:00-5:00 pm may be the best time because if it is rainy the girls will not be out in the streets as much.

See how my post is informational? Useful for newbies and vets who never thought of coming early thinking the party never starts that early.

You make some good points. Lancelot's comments are basically long form version's of Explorer's LOL.

Having said that, I enjoy reading their comments even though they're not useful.

[Forty Drinks]

Time to clear up some more misinformation Propaganda.

I'm parroting from another Forum on Pattaya. Seem info there more Believable. LOL.

XS. Say 200 girls working. Someone say Labor bill must be Humumgous. Another said no way san jose.

Those contracts are only paid if girl brings in Money. Kind of what I thought.

EZ example. Girl brings in No Money she doesn't get one baht from XS.

Majority girls are not Making it guys.

[LoveItHere]

What I don't get is that Sir Lancelot posts nice long detailed reports on what his day and night is like and some "members" can't resisit having a dig, a "query", a snide remark etc. But well done to Sir Lancelot (wonderful, ridiculous member name) and lighten up all the guys who enjoy being members of the commentariat.

All sir Lancelot's posting are very long and yet there are never any specifics like name of bars or massage parlors. No useful information that anyone can use whether a newbie or a vet. I know if I was that busy and having that much fun I could not find the time to post so much nor would I want to. It is all purely literotica. All that endless posting and no info what so ever.

"She kissed me. I kissed her back. I was so horny both heads were going to explode. I quickly swept her off her feet and onto the nearest moto-chariot to my castle". Garbage!

My turn. I have spent the last 9 days on SOI 6. Not sure when the bars open but anything before 5:00 pm is too hot for me to care. So before 6:30 there are few girls out in the streets and few customers walking down the street. The girls are in the bars and usually sitting down so it is hard to see all the girls available. But once they come out into the street the best ones quickly get grabbed and taken into the back of the bar for drinks, taken upstairs for sex, or taken to the guys place so you may never see them. If you always visit SOI 6 after 10:00 pm you may never see any of the really pretty girls. Now come rainy season I would assume around 3:00-5:00 pm may be the best time because if it is rainy the girls will not be out in the streets as much.

See how my post is informational? Useful for newbies and vets who never thought of coming early thinking the party never starts that early.

[Sir Lancelot]

Hi, I read a lot about contacting the girl's Line ID; I'm a resident for a few months in Jomtien; can someone post me a Line ID, please? Cheers.

Line is basically the Thai version of WhatsApp. Just download the App on your phone before you go and quickly set up a profile. All Thai girls have got it. If you meet a girl you like, get her Line.

[Tradewinds]

Ice water runs through my veins. Not quite God's gift to women, but damn close. I consider myself doing charity every time I pay these girls for sex. Honestly, I think I am a "good catch" when it comes to girls. So my approach on TF has always been straight to the point. See pic. I do the same at bars / GoGo bars / or at a club. I don't need to get to know them with silly question or small talk. I just want to bang. And my logic is "better me than the next guy. " Take my dinero. I may even ask for a handsome man discount.

Hi, I read a lot about contacting the girl's Line ID; I'm a resident for a few months in Jomtien; can someone post me a Line ID, please? Cheers.

[Banana Boi]

The barfine here is 1540 baht. That's right, 40 baht added for good measure!

But it doesn't stop there. The mamasan added that girls can only leave for short-time if they've been bought three lady-drinks. I presume this is not the case and it was just a greedy mamasan trying to squeeze a few extra baht, but I'd already bought the girl two drinks so wearily agreed to a third. If the mamasan was speaking the truth, then the barfine here is not 1540 baht, it's essentially 2170 baht.

It's a Thai gogo bar scam. Mamasan figures you can afford another lady drink or are desperate so mama or the girl tells you that there's a drink quota the girl needs to meet. This happens a lot to guys who don't know better at Walking Street gogo bars. Why we have that popular poster named "Forty Drinks". This is the first I've heard this at a LK Metro gogo bar though.

What you should have did in that situation was walk. Tell the girl to find a lady drink from another customer while you wait at another gogo bar. Ask her to Line you once she has that drink and you will come back if you haven't found another girl by then. Believe me 9 times out of 10 that girl will pay her half of the lady drink if it's really a rule or mamasan will say ok you can BF her now. They know you don't live there. If you live in Pattaya they would never pull that stunt on you.

The extra 40 baht randomly added to the BF is a new one. Wish you had questioned it just to hear what mama said it was for.

[Sir Lancelot]

Just keeping it Real Sir.

Again for the 40th time there are very fiW pretty girls on Soi 6.

By saying there are very few pretty girls on soi 6 you are in fact admitting there are some pretty girls.

Glad we see eye to eye, I'm always keen to get your approval.