Pattaya Reports

[Sir Lancelot]

Today was my final day of my month-long trip Thailand and Philippines. It would prove to be one of the best.

My flight tomorrow leaves Suvanarbhumi Airport at 9. 05 am, so I booked a taxi for the ungodly hour of 4. 30 am. As a result I'd try to conclude any girlie action early in the evening, to give me chance to pack and have an early night. Did it work out like that? Of course not.

After breakfast I was tempted to arrange a ThaiFriendly date. Problem was, the prettiest girl let me down yesterday and I didn't want any frustrations today. The only other girl that I considered was an older girl with the biggest natural tits I've seen for a long time. But the rest of her was pretty big too and I can get those kinds of chicks in England.

So I headed to soi 6 at 3. 30 pm. It was an easy decision in truth. I love this street and wanted to visit it one last time on this trip.

I made my first recce down the street. 3 Angels, Exotica and Wrath seem to be some of the better bets currently for young and pretty girls, but I chose to go in to Kawaii for a drink to cool down from the seering midafternoon sun. The girls wore nurse outfits and I was tempted to buy one of them a drink to see if she could fix my bad chest. The best looking girl, a small spinner with big blowjob lips, was sat with a customer.

The traffic was gridlocked back out on the street due to a delivery blocking all through traffic. The traffic is a nuisance on this road. You can never fully admire the girls lined up infront of their bars for fear of getting ran over.

A lot of the popular bars at the bottom end of the street, like Avarice, Wrath and Seduction were either yet to open or only just showing signs of life. The small smattering of girls in these bars were eating. Thai girls are like cattle, they graze little but often.

I backtracked up the street and spotted a healthy selection of girls wearing sailor outfits outside one of the bars halfway up the street. I stopped for a closer inspection and saw a familiar face. We locked eyes on each other at the exact same time, had a split second of confusion before finally the penny dropped and we recognised each other. It was an ultra-cute girl I fucked at this very bar 18 months ago. She looked great so I couldn't resist buying her a drink.

She was the same cute, bubbly girl with the same manic laugh but she's blossomed in the time since I saw her last. Back then she was 18 and although very cute, slightly 'pum pui'. Not any more though, she was slim and oozed sex appeal. She seemed pleased to see me and took selfies of us both on her phone. She told me that she resumed working at the bar a few weeks earlier after six months back home in Isaan.

The poky room cost 400 but it was one of the better ones on soi 6 as it had a mirror alongside the bed, something that always makes things more fun. The shower didn't work so I had to use a plastic scoop to pour cold water over myself.

18 months ago this girl was new to the job and very inexperienced, pretty much a starfish with one of the tightest pussies I've ever fucked, but she's now an accomplished pro. She was a passionate kisser and willingly ticked off my ticklist of positions one by one. She had perky tits and big nipples. My favourite position of the trip is sat up at the end of the bed, girl on top grinding in to me. My ex girlfriend told me this was the position guaranteed to make her cum and judging by the groans this girl made, it works on Thai girls too.

A fabulous girl and a great way to say goodbye to soi 6.

I walked along the beach in the afternoon sun and cut through soi 7 and Myth to soi Buakhao. After a tasty dinner at Hungry Hippo, tapping my toes to The Beatles and Ed Sheeran, I relaxed in my room for a couple of hours.

My plan tonight was to visit the gogo bars on soi LK Metro. I'd barfine the first hottie I saw and hopefully have an early night. It proved to be wishful thinking.

Sugar Sugar had ten topless girls on stage, two of whom tempted me. One had the most perfect natural tits that gave me a semi just looking, the other was a slinky mover with a flower in her hair and erect bullet-like nipples. On my last visit to this bar the incessant pressure to buy ladydrinks irritated me, but that seems to be a thing of the past thankfully. I wasn't pressured to buy one ladydrink, which seems to be the case in most soi LK Metro gogo bars and even when I visited Walking Street.

The perfect end to the trip would be for me to walk in to Las Vegas agogo and see the 21 year old Terminal 21 girl I was due to go on a date with two years ago before covid intervened. But she wasn't there again. I watched two dance shifts and there were a couple of standout girls. One was pale-skinned with jewels around her eyes and fake tits, a guaranteed wild-time I thought, the other was a beautiful girl with a perfect body. She was a sexy, confident mover too so probably a carnal creature in the bedroom. I was about to offer her a drink when her dance shift left the stage and she vanished in to thin air.

I tried Destiny again and it had eight older girls. A few were nice enough but not at gogo prices. Catch Me only had five girls dancing and I was the only customer. The best looker by far was one of the waitresses, who was sat on a step on the other side of the bar, waiting for customers. She was probably about 20 and had a really lovely face. She saw me looking and smiled. Are bar-staff barfinable in these places? I presume so.

Again LK Metro has disappointed me. I came with a pocket full of cash and a mission to barfine early, but four bars down the line and I was still none the wiser who my last girl of the trip would be.

I decided to go for a walk around Tree Town but the girl I like at Buddy Bar, who messaged me on Line earlier in the afternoon, was conspicuous by her absence. I saw the cute girl I like at Ass 95 but when I asked about her barfine, her first reaction was to look at her watch. She'd been a clockwatcher the first time I fucked her so it wasn't a good sign. 'Drink?' she asked, hustling me, but I decided to move on.

It was 10 pm and time was marching on with a 4 am alarm call tomorrow morning fast approaching. I decided to head back to soi LK Metro and barfine the first likely candidate.

One of the gogo bars on this street (name redacted due to ElMexicant's mission to try to post photographs of girls I've fucked) has delivered me a few lovely girls in the past but things didn't look very promising when I entered, with only five average older girls on stage. One of them looked mid-thirties with big fake tits.

But it's often wise to wait for the second shift in gogo bars. A beautiful girl stepped up on stage that looked about ten years younger than the rest of the girls. She had a perfect body and when she saw me looking flashed me a radiant smile. She was good fun too. She clearly loved to dance so I got her to do my trademark towel dance on stage. I think when girls are prepared to be silly they're far more likely to deliver in the bedroom. I thought she looked Vietnamese but when I invited her down for a drink she told me she was from Laos. She was 24 and a fabulous looking girl.

On the down side she asked for a tequila rose. A scam you sometimes get in gogo bars is the girl will order a shot and neck it straight away, then a member of bar staff will magically appear asking if you want to buy another. 'Maybe later' I always reply.

Although there was a language barrier, she was a lovely girl, smiling almost constantly, so I enquired about prices. She looked confused and called the mamasan over who told me the barfine was 1500 baht and the girl charged 3000 for short-time. Not cheap. I hit back with my usual '2000 plus tip' but the girl looked uncertain. The mamasan had just told her the price was 3000 for short-time and she seemed too inexperienced to realise it was nothing to do with the mamasan what she charged. It was late and I didn't want to miss this girl so bit the bullet and agreed. I needed a gorgeous girl to finish this trip in style and this girl ticked all the boxes.

Back in my room we were chatting on my bed when the girl video-called her sister and introduced me without warning. I had to laugh. Last night the Myth girl put me on a video call with both her parents and tonight it was the girl's sister! It's an awkward conversation chatting to family members of a girl you're about to fuck. Despite this I looked at the pretty girl's face and she seemed genuinely happy. I got the impression she was showing me off. The conversation went on for ages. I had hoped to have her out of my room by 11 pm, but here we were approaching midnight and the conversation with her sister was in full flow. I shrugged it off. I'd be able to sleep on the plane.

After the phone call had finished we both showered and then chatted via Google Translate. She told me I was her first customer, not the first time I've heard that on this trip. But then she typed another message which seemed to reinforce her statement.

'I'm shy. Don't know what to do'.

We kissed and she very quickly warmed to her task, caressing my dick. Before long we were fucking. She was a passionate performer but very shy, pulling a pillow over her face when she saw me admiring her beauty. She had nothing to be shy about of course, she looked beautiful with her luscious hair spread across the pillow. She had a fabulous body and was a sight to behold as she rode me.

Afterwards she curled up to me and showed me photos on her phone of her dancing at events wearing colourful feathery costumes. She was extremely photogenic. Then she typed another message in to Google.

'How long is short time? ' she asked.

Haha, I loved this girl. She was learning on the job and I was her mentor.

I told her one to two hours, explaining that if you get a customer you don't like, like ElMexicant, FortyDrinks or LoveItHere for example, you can leave straight after you've had sex, but if you get someone you like you can stay for two hours. She wasn't the best student as she stayed well over two hours. I had to start packing to give her the hint it was time to leave.

What a lovely girl to end my trip.

It's been a great trip overall. I spent 19 days in Pattaya, as well as 10 in Manila and Angeles and fucked 43 girls in total. The quality of girls was excellent, the large majority of whom were under 23 years old. I fucked girls from gogo bars, beer bars, soi 6, massage-with-extras, a Gents club, as well as freelancers from Tinder, ThaiFriendly and even from the street. It's one of the reasons I enjoy Pattaya, there are so many different ways to meet girls.

Pattaya is a great place. Sometimes I read all of the negativity on this forum and it's so far divorced from reality I think I'm reading about Palestine. The place is a candy store, stocked full of eager girls willing to spread their legs for cash. Ignore the tedious naysayers and perpetual moaners who sadly dominate this page, they just hate seeing outsiders having a fucking awesome time on their patch. My advice to anyone considering a trip to Pattaya, get a ticket booked as soon as you can.

The End

[Explorer8939]

Although High Season is slipping away, I am still running into ladies who are booked up, or have to decline other customers to go with me. Its going to be that way until May 1. Then, almost no one will have customers.

[Explorer8939]

I'm. Thinking I may be interested in visiting Pattaya bro. Would you say it is as good as Medellin? Is 1000 to 1500 baht the going rate? What about condoms? Are they required or just optional? Or just up to you if you want to use one?

RTFF.

Are you paying $27 a pop in Medellin? If so, Medellin is better.

[Explorer8939]

Pattaya is probably the safest red light area in the world. I've never been to Tijuana but I'm sure it's far more dangerous than Pattaya.

Been to both.

Tijuana is much more dangerous. In fact, the cops in Tijuana are more dangerous than the criminals in Pattaya.

[Explorer8939]

Checked it out. Why are they only going to the same "GC" clubs and not going to the best ones? Just what I want 20 guys with me as I enter a GC. Most of them don't even have 20 girls working. Would rather go when I'm alone instead of fighting over the hottest girl with 19 other guys. Maybe only me but I endure bars for the girls, not to hang around with other guys.

Do any of the "GC" on the crawl list have over 20 girls on a weekday at 1 pm when the crawl starts?

Typically, bars round up as many girls as possible when a bar crawl is scheduled.

[Banana Boi]

I see there is a Bar Crawl every Thursday leaving Maggie Mays (my favourite by the way) from 1 pm. Just go on Google and put in gents clubs Pattaya

Checked it out. Why are they only going to the same "GC" clubs and not going to the best ones? Just what I want 20 guys with me as I enter a GC. Most of them don't even have 20 girls working. Would rather go when I'm alone instead of fighting over the hottest girl with 19 other guys. Maybe only me but I endure bars for the girls, not to hang around with other guys.

Do any of the "GC" on the crawl list have over 20 girls on a weekday at 1 pm when the crawl starts?

[Sir Lancelot]

This is the Problem. Guys will think the Sir is getting Hotties off the street for 1 k-1. 5 k.

So not True.

Every word of my diary, good or bad, is true. On this trip I've written about having a chest infection, falling victim to a Tinder bait and switch, the soi 7 girl who didn't want to have sex, being quoted high prices at times, being stood up by a ThaiFriendly chick. I bet you're perfectly happy to accept all of those things happened as described. Yet when I talk about my positive experiences, which far outweigh the negative ones, you call foul.

It doesn't exactly reflect well on the kind of time you yourself must have if you assume anyone who fucks pretty girls must be lying!

Ps when did I say I got a 'hottie off the street for 1K'? I didn't. You're so desperate to criticise you'll even make things up, which is ironic really.

[Expat American]

Yeah it sounds like you lack imagination or inspiration for that matter. Theres plenty of post for newbies and vets to see what places cost and how much are the ladies, as well as the cost for lady drinks and blah blah blah. You see his post are remnants from the Old School ISG (15-20 yrs ago) when monger gents took time out of their day to tell you more then logistics. They told you a story. How they move thru the city, how the girls interacted with you and vise versa. Basically the "intangibles of life" that most members fail to post about anymore. Hes giving you the full flavor of the city. And because of his perspective it gives newbies a greater all around sense of what to expect when they travel there besides the general X / O's of cost etc.

So easy up on the haterade and instead go grab yourself a cup a joe, add a tequila shot to it, ease back on your lazy boy chair, relax and read his adventures as he shares his stories on how he finds his new freak of the week while navigating thru the concrete jungle we call Pattaya.

Cus one thing for sure I rather be online reading his adventures then looking at daily news from me and/or your hometown where constant negativity reigns supreme AND then afterwards go view the constant garbage off of tik tok / onlyfan hoes that filter their face and body so much that you wouldve thought you watched a retarded Grimlock with fake tits twerk in a dress.

Everyone already knows about WS, Soi 6, GCs, Massage places etc. Most posts on this board arent worth the electrons they consume. Detailed reads like Sir L's are enjoyable and interesting. However, these kinds of "old school" reports are now frowned upon by ISG moderators. I have posted many such detailed reports in Phiilippines, Thailand, Indonesia etc but the last time I did I got trolled. When I called out the trolls, moderators took down my posts and put me on moderation. Guess who is never sharing detailed trip reports on ISG anymore? I guess we should all just post about bars everyone knows about over and over again so "newbies" don't have to scroll back a few pages. I know many seasoned mongers who I meet up with have given up totally on sharing on this board. The quality of postings (much like the girls) has sadly deteriorated dramatically.

[SoberHans69]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Pattaya is probably the safest red light area in the world. I've never been to Tijuana but I'm sure it's far more dangerous than Pattaya.

[Forty Drinks]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Be careful applies to Bars. Not unusual for Hooligans to get Beaten over who knows what.

If you are Chill safety shouldn't even be an Issue. If you are in a desolate area and see 3 teens coming your way you most likely won't be Robbed or Beaten.

On the other Hand be careful walking, Thailand is not Walker friendly.

[Tlito]

Thanks, Tlito. Just from watching the videos of these areas I can tell a lot of people go solo. I'm not familiar with the GC tour? I'm sure I'll grow tired of walking street within a few days and I'm likely to move to different areas as I grow more comfortable. This has been on the bucket list for a while but the flight is so damn long from the US. Figure I'm not getting any younger (early 40's) if I enjoy it, and I know I will, I'll probably be back every year for the foreseeable future LOL.

Hi Mate.

I see there is a Bar Crawl every Thursday leaving Maggie Mays (my favourite by the way) from 1 pm. Just go on Google and put in gents clubs Pattaya. Have a read.

Cheers.

[Gabacho]

All sir Lancelot's posting are very long and yet there are never any specifics like name of bars or massage parlors. No useful information that anyone can use whether a newbie or a vet. I know if I was that busy and having that much fun I could not find the time to post so much nor would I want to. It is all purely literotica. All that endless posting and no info what so ever.

"She kissed me. I kissed her back. I was so horny both heads were going to explode. I quickly swept her off her feet and onto the nearest moto-chariot to my castle". Garbage!

My turn. I have spent the last 9 days on SOI 6. Not sure when the bars open but anything before 5:00 pm is too hot for me to care. So before 6:30 there are few girls out in the streets and few customers walking down the street. The girls are in the bars and usually sitting down so it is hard to see all the girls available. But once they come out into the street the best ones quickly get grabbed and taken into the back of the bar for drinks, taken upstairs for sex, or taken to the guys place so you may never see them. If you always visit SOI 6 after 10:00 pm you may never see any of the really pretty girls. Now come rainy season I would assume around 3:00-5:00 pm may be the best time because if it is rainy the girls will not be out in the streets as much.

See how my post is informational? Useful for newbies and vets who never thought of coming early thinking the party never starts that early.

I'm. Thinking I may be interested in visiting Pattaya bro. Would you say it is as good as Medellin? Is 1000 to 1500 baht the going rate? What about condoms? Are they required or just optional? Or just up to you if you want to use one?

[Explorer8939]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Thailand is just about the safest country in the world. Except Soi 6/1 in Pattaya, have to watch your back there.

Sir Lancelot's posts are super. But posts about other posters are worthless. Please post about the ladies, not other men.

Speaking of ladies, I exported a Pattaya bargirl to Phuket and am enjoying her company. She has lots of stories about stupid mongers throwing money at her.

[TwatHunter]

Been many times solo. I am 5 foot 7 and 70 Kg.

I wander around half pissed all hours of the night up back alleys and down Soi 6/1 .

Never been the slightest bit worried about anyone. Especially me.

Make sure you get down to Soi Honey.

Soi 6.

Have a good walk along Beach Road.

Do a GC tour.

I was only going to go once but. As long as your breathing you will want to be in Thailand.

Have fun.

Thanks, Tlito. Just from watching the videos of these areas I can tell a lot of people go solo. I'm not familiar with the GC tour? I'm sure I'll grow tired of walking street within a few days and I'm likely to move to different areas as I grow more comfortable. This has been on the bucket list for a while but the flight is so damn long from the US. Figure I'm not getting any younger (early 40's) if I enjoy it, and I know I will, I'll probably be back every year for the foreseeable future LOL.

[Tlito]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Been many times solo. I am 5 foot 7 and 70 Kg.

I wander around half pissed all hours of the night up back alleys and down Soi 6/1 .

Never been the slightest bit worried about anyone. Especially me.

Make sure you get down to Soi Honey.

Soi 6.

Have a good walk along Beach Road.

Do a GC tour.

I was only going to go once but. As long as your breathing you will want to be in Thailand.

Have fun.