Pattaya Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Pretty much every night I'm in Pattaya I will hang out at Walking Street, but not really feel the need to write a report on clubs or girls, until something dramatic or new happens. I can't possibly write 300 plus reports a year on 300 different girls. The night before last, I was just hanging out on several clubs on WS (Palace, Sapphire, Imagine, and What's Up). I did not intend to barfine any girl that night, so I just sat and drank with several girls I knew and had history with. The reason I didn't feel like grabbing a girl was that the Bliss model really tore into my dick the night before. She ripped flesh from my cock while biting it and she had braces. Mt dick was very sore. Anyways, me and several of the girls started chatting about customers. You guys should hear the things these girls tell me when it comes to hustling guys and how they choose their customers at the go go bars. I'll do a report on that sometime later. It will help some of you guys who like to frequent the better go go bars, pick up the girls there and perhaps not get scammed so much. Meaning it will step up your game if you listen to what they have to say.

However, last night started weird enough, when I changed 300 USD at the booth on WS next to Soi Diamond. I think it is adjacent to the small open air restaurant that sells yummy "suki". Every day I change money there and when I have 4 baht or less in change. I let them keep the single baht coins. Over the past month, maybe 100 baht or so in tip. Last night, I only needed 1 baht (which I didn't have to make a 20 bill). The same guy that I leave my change to all the time, didn't even offer it to me. He has several coins in his tip jar that her could have offered to me to round me off at 20 baht. What a dip shit. I'll keep changing my money there, but no more tipping for his sorry ass anymore.

We started the night at Iron Club which is ran like a night club to me with all the lasers and the music. A couple of hotties (a model and a coyote) came and chilled with myself and BB. The coyote girl is one of those types that has never gone with a customer. I have known her for over 2 years and she doesn't fuck. I pushed her off to BB and paid attention to the model. The model is very cute, but limited English. I lied to her and said my grandparents on my mom's side are Thai, but live in the States. Funny thing is that it made the model want me even more. The coyote was then like "so you have been understanding us for all these years?" It was way too early being only 8:30, so I couldn't barfine anything. The mamasan wanted me to take the new model long time, but I wanted to check out other bars. Besides, I had some Patron Silver from the USA, that I sneaked in with me in a pistil flask, that I needed to finish. I'll be back for that cute model next time I go to Iron.

Second bar was Lighthouse. A girl that I had already fucked who used to work Baccara came and sat with us. We sat there and I was showing off my skill set of being able to tell what a girl likes just by looking at her. The girl I was sitting with would point at a girl and I would immediately be able to tell her sexual preference. I was 4/4. The first and second girl she pointed at, I can tell they were into Tomboys. The third was into men and farang men at that. She was amazed at how I knew so well. She then asked about herself. I told her to take off her top because I didn't remember her boobs. When I looked at them, I told her she liked both, but guys, preferably Japanese, must be handsome and girls pretty. She didn't like tomboys, she was about making money. All that by looking at her tits and make up. She was astonished that I was able to pick her a part. I told her I know girls well. Been doing this shit with strippers all my life. They have taught me well to play this game. There was only 1 other girl I was interested in that worked Lighthouse, but I was ready to bounce after I tried to order a happy hour drink at 8:59 on my IPhone and they told me happy hour was over. Boo!

Next we headed off to Panda and the bar was packed. Talent to me, was so so, and only 1 model even caught my eye. Not sure I would pay 2000 baht barfine for her though. The club was full of girls, but the way they danced on stage is stupid. The girls don't rotate or move from song to song. So literally, for 25 to 30 minutes while they are dancing a set, you get to look at the same girl in front of you and you can't see the other girls. By this time my Patron and Jaggermeister shots were kicking in. And like the drunk crazy party animal I am, I had to run back to my condo to grab more authentic tequila. Not the crappy shit they serve at the bars. I left BB alone at Panda, but he was in good company as he was occupied with 2 girls sitting on his lap.

I went back to my room, chugged some tequila and then, was back on WS within 15 minutes. I made a dash for What's Up. By the way, What's Up is the club on Soi 15 that is at street level. Imagine Club is upstairs on the second floor. I think I read several posts by members who reported of girls, but did not know the difference. Imagine, upstairs often has shows starting at 11 pm, and is worth a look, if you like entertainment and models. I had a booking with a brand new girl, #97, at What's Up. The mamasan had arranged the booking at 10 pm on this night, but the day before, when she showed me a photo of the new, girl. She was lovely in the face, so I wanted to give her a chance. She came very late and had me waiting about 20 minutes. I don't like to wait for those who don't show up on time. So when she did finally arrive, she was indeed a lovely tall girl, slim, with big man made tits. Her face was indeed very pretty. Her ass was a bit too big for me. I think 95% of the guys on here would consider her ass just fine, but not me. Normally, I wouldn't mind it, as it was acceptable. However, she made me wait, so I told her and mamasan, that I was kicking her to the curb. She was a bit upset and asked mamasan, why was I like that? Mamasan told her, "he always that way, very unpredictable".

After my waste of time at What's Up, I rolled into Palace and this is where I struck gold. I grabbed number #149 and her identical twin. They are both tall, slim, blonde hair with bangs, big tits, and have nice asses. These girls are identical twins. Good luck telling them apart (hint tattoo). I have already been with one of the sisters in a GFE session about 4 months ago. The other keeps trying to go with me every time she comes by with the tequila tray. She would say that I already fucked her sister, so it was time for me to fuck her as well. It seemed too weird for me to jump at her offer. But I was drunk by this time at Palace, so I made my unexpected move. The two sisters were sitting with these older Japanese customers hustling drinks. As I walked from the bathroom, they grabbed my dick, and smiled at me while sitting with their customers. I looked at them, did the buy a drink signal with my hand, and then walked off to my table by the door. Within minutes, both sisters came over and were sitting with me. I bought them a couple of rounds and made them an offer to fuck both of them at the same time tonight. They quickly said "okay, but money was not discussed. I paid 2000 barfine total for both sisters to the club. In my room, I up ante their 3000 short time rate for each girl. Normally, I share about how much I tipped, but honestly, I don't remember. I just empty my wallet and told the girls I want to see some 69 ing, pussy eating, fingering, and tongue kissing. For the next hour or so, these twins did everything possible under the sun to me and to each other. They left me with bed sheets soaked in our spit, their pussy juice, sweat, and cum. I was so drunk, I slept on the stained bed as is. No wonder I kept getting porn sex dreams all night. That smell stayed with me until the next day even as I ate breakfast in my room. Identical twins with some lesbian action, another one Monkeypaw's list.

[Nixonbd]

What is red car ladies that FL hawk talks about? Thanks.

I've bee to Pattaya 7 - 8 times and last year went in for the first time. It's clean, loud music, girls that I would say are freelancers to semi-pros. Tough to get a drink at times. Once was enough for me.

[Banana Boi]

Walked past it so many times and I have not really known what is inside. Is it worth going in?

Every single bar I can think of on Walking Street is free to walk in so yes it's worth checking out.

In over 100 visits to Red Car I have picked up one single girl. Most are too old for me there. The one I chose was 21 and very cute. She also worked Kinnaree and now works at a LK Metro gogo bar. Good service. 1000 baht well spent. My average visit to Red Car is under 1 minute.

[Rob Jones]

It is called Walking Street Disco. People just call it red car because of the red car that is on the wall.

Walked past it so many times and I have not really known what is inside. Is it worth going in?

[Mr Enternational]

What is red car ladies that FL hawk talks about? Thanks.

It is called Walking Street Disco. People just call it red car because of the red car that is on the wall.

[Blanquiceleste]

What is red car ladies that FL hawk talks about? Thanks.

Red Car is a semi-disco on Walking Street. Probably more appropriate to call it a music lounge.

When you enter WS from the Beach Road end, you can find it on your left after about 50 meters or so. Surely you would have see a life size car perched upon the entrance wall?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSeHBrjA...n-at=236389572

[XXL]

What is red car ladies that FL hawk talks about? Thanks.

https://youtu.be/JFZh3VV0lhU

If you like a lot of noise. Apparently good for playing snooker. You have to hand it to Pattaya in spite of all the criticism, it's second to none for snooker.

[Horatio]

What is red car ladies that FL hawk talks about? Thanks.

[Steve 9696]

What a great report! And 17 girls for $1100 — you inspire me. I might drop that or nearly that on a night in some countries and I have to say in Thailand I've mostly done the GOgos. But seriously I am more about someone cute and a connection of sorts and your Soi 6 stories have inspired me. I will seriously check it out next time I am there. Thanks so much for broadening my worldview.

[FL Hawk]

Ok guys, I finally got around to reviewing my previous visit to Pattaya, which was from April 20 through May 2. I closed out my last report saying I felt I was less active than in my previous visits, and a review of the data showed that to be true. In 13 days I was with 17 different ladies for 21 encounters, for an average of just 1. 6 girls per day. Previously I averaged 2 to 2. 5 girls a day, so I certainly slowed down a bit. The total amount I spent for the 21 encounters was a bit under $1,100 total (fines, tips and fees only), for an average spent per encounter of about $51 per girl.

Also, of the 17 different ladies, 11 were from Soi 6. At a cost of about $43 for each (excluding drinks), even a guy on a tight budget can see a lot of action if you limit your drinking. I know many of you look down on Soi 6 girls, but there are certainly a few who are very attractive indeed, and not only that, they are often sweet and provide GFE or near-GFE experiences. I can easily afford the top notch agogo girls, but my experience with them has not been all that great. Better a near-GFE #8 cutie for $43 than an agogo #9 hottie for $200 who basically lies there and then skips out early. Each year I pledge to go with more of the top-end agogo girls, but I just seem to have more fun and better luck with the "lower-end girls" who, while less expensive, are often just as attractive but don't have the golden pussy attitude.

To continue, 1 of the 17 was from an agogo, and was quite expensive at 6,000 baht for BF and fees and was very pretty but a subpar performer; 1 from Thai Friendly for 1,500 baht; and the remaining 4 from Red Car. And don't knock Red Car too much either. Most are indeed older (but I am older still), but two of my GFE's were from sophisticated, attractive Red Car ladies, and one of the others would have been a GFE if I had gone with her again, and one was a decent looking 25 year old girl (rare at Red Car) with an awesome set of boobs (not sure if they were real or not – very well done if fake). She was not the best performer, but she became a friend of sorts, and her life's story was worth the tips I ended up paying.

And for those who say Pattaya is getting worse, in retrospect I found this last trip was probably one of the best I have had. I had a few depressing times and a minor health issue that somewhat confined me and prevented a Soi 6 trip or two, but while I had fewer women this time, the quality of the girls, from both looks and performance, was higher overall. Maybe I am getting better at finding women now. Maybe being the low season made a difference, but I always visit in April / May, so I don't know. I did have a good time and, as is usual, as I was departing Pattaya I was also thinking about my next return! And, yes, I will be back again in November!

In closing, to have 21 encounters with 17 mostly impressive ladies for $1,100 is awesome. Any guys out there who want to experience this and haven't should hurry up. Man, to have been here in even my 40's would have been incredible. Now that I am single and can afford it, I am too old to experience it as I might have. There is certainly a bit of age discrimination by the ladies, which I understand, and though I look younger than what I am, I keep looking older each year. My days in Pattaya are limited, so if you are young and free, come enjoy it while you can.

[Banana Boi]

She speaks English without any accent. If you close your eyes and talk to her, you'the swear you are speaking to an American girl. ......The model that I took this night was probably the best girl at Palace, a very beautiful girl indeed. I think BB would probably concur as he also seemed to like her beauty and body as well.

Definitely freaked me out when I started talking with her. Not only zero Thai accent but she talks with a cool American accent. I think she's the best girl at Palace. Much more natural looking than some of the Barbie dolls there. Seems like a down to earth girl too.

[Nyezhov]

Monkey Paw I love your reports. Makes me want to be young again. I want to see you in action when I get to BKK LOL 5555.

[Mr Enternational]

So, you wanted to avoid all clubs and bars in Jomtien, just because there is a gay area in town? Pattaya have a couple of gay area too, becareful :-) LOL.

To visit place like Passion and KitCat in Jomtien, you not need to go through the gay bars.

No need to worry. They know their own people. My ex-girlfriend works the midnight shift at a hotel in Boyztown. Sometimes I'll go visit her and when I am getting off my bike a guy at one of the bars will say may I help you sir like I am lost and shouldn't be over that way.

[Banana Boi]

Kinnaree is actually near Kit Cat. Best bet is to go to Kinnaree and leave before closing around 6 or 7 pm then head over to Kit Cat before it closes at 10 pm. Kinnaree is a dump compared to Kit Cat.

Anyone know if there are any NEW cute young girls at Kinnaree? All girls I see there have been around 3 years, even if they tell you they are new.

[Christian G]

Definitely worth the trip. Jomtien is back on the agenda.

So, you wanted to avoid all clubs and bars in Jomtien, just because there is a gay area in town? Pattaya have a couple of gay area too, becareful :-) LOL.

To visit place like Passion and KitCat in Jomtien, you not need to go through the gay bars.