Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

Very good advice Mr. E. I saw some attractive looking condominiums near Jomtien beach on airbnb but will most likely follow your advice and check into a hotel and then go apartment hunting.

Thanks much, Banana Boi.

Lots of options so best to get a temporary place and do your homework. I liked staying at Centara and City Garden. But the latter has new management now and I don't' get the same deals I used to. Internet connection is also spotty. I have a friend who is at Urban and really likes it, but they only do long time leases so never tried personally.

You may also want to join the Pattaya Addicts board as there is a lot of info about condos and other daily non mongering life stuff: food, immigration issues, healthcare, services, etc.

I envy you and hope to follow in your footsteps when retirement time comes. Though I think I may end up trying to split my time 50/50 between SE Asia and Latin America.

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle V.

[Banana Boi]

I saw some attractive looking condominiums near Jomtien beach on airbnb but will most likely follow your advice and check into a hotel and then go apartment hunting.

FYI Airbnb is officially illegal now in Thailand so be careful especially if this is a place you plan on retiring at. Not sure if they will come down on renters. I haven't heard any cases being moved forward yet. Any black mark could hinder your ability to renew your Visa.

Jomtien is nice but it's a bit far if you want to go to Soi 6 or Terminal 21, even with a motorbike.

Yes, if you haven't decided on an area yet, rent hotels or a guest house and go around to different parts of the city and start walking. Not only will you lose 10-20 kg in the first month but you will find many interesting bars you may have never found otherwise and believe me there are MANY never mentioned in ISG.

Based on your experience Mr E, to live comfortably in Pattaya, what would your yearly budget be approximately?

I'm a simple guy. But I have a buddy that lives in a 1 BR at VT Residences for 20000 baht says that he budgets US $3000 per month. Most of the time he comes in under that. Then you might get a house somewhere and end up needing even less.

100,000 baht is a pretty good ballpark figure for most. You will have to monitor your hobbying budget or not hobby daily though. Don't forget to factor in things like making Visa runs every 60 days. You can rent apartments for under 10k baht near Central Pattaya if you are not looking for something new and have a motorbike. You can rent newer but very small condos near a baht bus route for 15-20k baht.

So that is it 10 girls in 24 hours. And yes I still made it for a quick McDonalds breakfast before getting the taxi. Thanks to Rob, the staff at Baraquda and of course all the girls for their good attitude and fun.

I want to know what GoGoGuyz or MP's monthly budget would be.

[Mr Enternational]

Based on your experience Mr E, to live comfortably in Pattaya, what would your yearly budget be approximately?

I'm a simple guy. But I have a buddy that lives in a 1 BR at VT Residences for 20000 baht says that he budgets US $3000 per month. Most of the time he comes in under that. Then you might get a house somewhere and end up needing even less.

[Turgid]

Best to get a temporary place then go searching when you arrive. You not only see what you are getting and where it is located, but you can bargain the price. Just stop into the office of any condo. They usually have a message board of people trying to sell and rent out their places.

Very good advice Mr. E. I saw some attractive looking condominiums near Jomtien beach on airbnb but will most likely follow your advice and check into a hotel and then go apartment hunting.

Thanks much, Banana Boi.

[Rob Jones]

Best to get a temporary place then go searching when you arrive. You not only see what you are getting and where it is located, but you can bargain the price. Just stop into the office of any condo. They usually have a message board of people trying to sell and rent out their places.

Based on your experience Mr E, to live comfortably in Pattaya, what would your yearly budget be approximately?

[Mr Enternational]

I'm currently checking out condominiums. Looking forward to rubbing shoulders with you guys next year.

Best to get a temporary place then go searching when you arrive. You not only see what you are getting and where it is located, but you can bargain the price. Just stop into the office of any condo. They usually have a message board of people trying to sell and rent out their places.

[Banana Boi]

Tmy choice is Thailand. Its hassle free. I like to walk around day and night without having to be concerned about being robbed. Furthermore Thailand is cheaper in every respect. Accomodation, food, groceries and yes sex. I'm currently checking out condominiums. Looking forward to rubbing shoulders with you guys next year.

You won't regret the move. You'll find things very different moving here vs. Being here as a tourist. First and foremost, never having to pay a barfine at gogo and beer bars and free sex from girls if you play your cards right. If you are moving to Pattaya, feel free to PM me with any questions. I'm always here to help FKK guys.

[Turgid]

I'm nowhere near 50 but I have gotten rejected in Brazil, albeit less than Pattaya. In SE Asia girls can refuse barfines because they have preconceived notions about the monger demographic. Some of the hotties have 4 or 5 sponsors and that allows them to just hang out with their girlfriends for the night. The girls in Patts love to party and if they have a day job they can afford to take nights off. In Latin America the girl just wouldn't show up for work unless she just wants to juice guys for drinks (see drink ****). The picky 8+ are a drag and a waste of space since they give no action 90% of the time. We know some guys overspend for the perceived white glove treatment. I will admit Thailand is tourist centric so a lot of punters are not easy on the eyes compared to Tijuana which is on the US border. Your friend made the correct choice to discontinue LOS. Latin America vs SE Asia has its pros and cons.

The Thailand vs Brazil issue is one that has been engaging my attention for some time now. Reason being I want to retire to one of these 2 destinations next year. I spent 3 months in Thailand in 2015 and 3 months in Brazil earlier this year to aid in making a decision. Regarding our hobby Brazil wins hands down no question about it. No star fishes there and no picky prima donnas and all Brazilian women seem to enjoy sex and give the impression that they do it not just for the money. However, my choice is Thailand. Its hassle free. I like to walk around day and night without having to be concerned about being robbed. Furthermore Thailand is cheaper in every respect. Accomodation, food, groceries and yes sex. I'm currently checking out condominiums. Looking forward to rubbing shoulders with you guys next year.

[Member #4698]

IMHO this does nothing. What is she going to do more or less of when you get to the room because you sat there and had a drink and joked around with her? I doubt if her pussy gets any wetter.

If I sat there and talked to a plumber for 30 minutes before he started on my pipes does it mean he will do any better of a job than had I not built up a rapport. They could have the best intentions in the world, but some people are just shitty at their job. Hell, there are normal chicks I know that are shitty at fucking and I have tons of rapport with them.

Yes, it can go either way. No getting to know ya & great sex vs lots of getting to know ya & nothing to write home about sex, BUT clearly one of the advantages of Go Go's, bars & clubs is that these venues offer punters the opportunity to evaluate the girl first to see if there is or isn't any chemistry before making the commitment. I have found that more times than not establishing some kind of rapport / chemistry with a bar girl before shagging her works to both parties advantage. A simple analogy might be establishing a friendly rapport with a particular waitress in your favorite coffee house. Over time I expect and do receive better service. As always, do what works for you ie what maximizes your utility.

I also enjoy brothels, saunas, houses, and massage parlors and walking in off the street, picking a new girl in the lineup, going upstairs, and getting it on without pre-establishing any rapport or chemistry, but it is always part of my routine to perform a few warm up sexual preliminaries to turn the girl and myself on as best I can before the actual sex act ie penetration. I never just plow right in although that might work with some girls too. 555!

[Cool]

In my opinion you don't need to learn nothing, but sure she should learn out to treat the customers and how to work, asking money in advance = scam / starfish for me.

Money has no age, but unfortunately some girls thinking to be a "superstar" and be picky. I have one friend, he is over 50 but looking good, fit body (go to the gym often) dress well, he is a Brasil Lover but for few years he stop to go to Brasil due to the bad exchange rate and safety issue, after few years of Thailand he give up and back to Brasil, why? Because he like to party and drink all night long and pick up freelancers in the disco, but he found the best Ibar / Insomnia girl to be very picky and sometimes they refuse his money (he don't have problem to pay 3. 000 baht and up for LT). In Brasil he pick up stunning young girls, age doesn't matter there (he said) just need money.

I'm nowhere near 50 but I have gotten rejected in Brazil, albeit less than Pattaya. In SE Asia girls can refuse barfines because they have preconceived notions about the monger demographic. Some of the hotties have 4 or 5 sponsors and that allows them to just hang out with their girlfriends for the night. The girls in Patts love to party and if they have a day job they can afford to take nights off. In Latin America the girl just wouldn't show up for work unless she just wants to juice guys for drinks (see drink ****). The picky 8+ are a drag and a waste of space since they give no action 90% of the time. We know some guys overspend for the perceived white glove treatment. I will admit Thailand is tourist centric so a lot of punters are not easy on the eyes compared to Tijuana which is on the US border. Your friend made the correct choice to discontinue LOS. Latin America vs SE Asia has its pros and cons.

[Uncle Volodya]

IMHO this does nothing. What is she going to do more or less of when you get to the room because you sat there and had a drink and joked around with her? I doubt if her pussy gets any wetter.

If I sat there and talked to a plumber for 30 minutes before he started on my pipes does it mean he will do any better of a job than had I not built up a rapport. They could have the best intentions in the world, but some people are just shitty at their job. Hell, there are normal chicks I know that are shitty at fucking and I have tons of rapport with them.

I guess you could also say "check to see if there is some chemistry" and "see if she is affectionate / attentive / etc. " rather then "build up rapport". Thought I'd argue that building up arpport is still important. And its not just restricted to her. I'm not a slam bam guy and like to hang a bit and relax before going up to loom.

Call me Mr. Sentimental. 555.

[Mr Enternational]

Nor do I remember ever having a bad shag on Soi 6. But I always take time to see if I can build up some kind of rapport first before I take a girl upstairs.

IMHO this does nothing. What is she going to do more or less of when you get to the room because you sat there and had a drink and joked around with her? I doubt if her pussy gets any wetter.

If I sat there and talked to a plumber for 30 minutes before he started on my pipes does it mean he will do any better of a job than had I not built up a rapport. They could have the best intentions in the world, but some people are just shitty at their job. Hell, there are normal chicks I know that are shitty at fucking and I have tons of rapport with them.

[Uncle Volodya]

You are right about me being asked to pay first twice now. I hadn't realized that. I think it is just a odd coincidence. The first girl was just that way I think. She gave me a go to hell look when I walked by her today. I think it is click bars policy, but I don't know that.

If anyone has been there would you post it here please?

There is nothing about me that looks sketchy. Just a middle age guy in shorts and t shirt. Conservative hair cut, no tattoos or pierced face. I did ask how things work there when I was there. I did not know if there was a room charge like rest of soi 6.

Who knows. I hope it isn't me looking like I won't pay.

I don't ever remember having to pay first anywhere on Soi 6. Nor do I remember ever having a bad shag on Soi 6. But I always take time to see if I can build up some kind of rapport first before I take a girl upstairs.

The bigger problem for me is finding a girl I am attracted to on the 6. Sometimes it's like finding a needle in a haystack. Though judging from the pics that some of the Bars are posting online and from what I've heard from friends on the ground the situation has been looking up lately.

[Horatio]

You are right about me being asked to pay first twice now. I hadn't realized that. I think it is just a odd coincidence. The first girl was just that way I think. She gave me a go to hell look when I walked by her today. I think it is click bars policy, but I don't know that.

If anyone has been there would you post it here please?

There is nothing about me that looks sketchy. Just a middle age guy in shorts and t shirt. Conservative hair cut, no tattoos or pierced face. I did ask how things work there when I was there. I did not know if there was a room charge like rest of soi 6.

Who knows. I hope it isn't me looking like I won't pay.

I haven't heard about guys having to pay first on Soi 6 and I see you have been asked to do it twice now. I'm not familiar with Click Bar so maybe that is their policy. Not sure it flies with many Soi 6 regulars though.

[Banana Boi]

I haven't heard about guys having to pay first on Soi 6 and I see you have been asked to do it twice now. I'm not familiar with Click Bar so maybe that is their policy. Not sure it flies with many Soi 6 regulars though.