Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for your reports Lew. Sounds like you had a blast.

Because of your reports my plan was to check out skyfall last night. Unfortunately I didn't make it. Infinity didn't have many girls but certainly some nice ones last night. I haven't been able to say that of late. Palace oth was as weak as I've seen it last night. Still about 60 girls but seemed like many of the nice ones were missing. Understandable I guess after a weekend of fireworks.

[Lew Ashby]

I'm a stickler for the bro code and the following night at CH another BM and myself were recruiting for "party" and both of Girls who dissappointed Lew applied and were rejected I told mamasan why and wouldn't buy them a drink either even after they spent 10 minutes working on my stiff boy.

I reminded them that us guys talk about the girls as well!

Good report Lew.

Yeah and I'd do the same for you brother!

I thought back to that night, it was pretty hilarious when we took 6 of the better girls in there! Sure didn't leave much for the other punters haha.

[Steve 9696]

Lew, dude, you get way more bareback than is common. And not pre-negotiated. Just spur of the moment BB. Wow. Can you give us a little background (without giving yourself away) I am guessing you are not your average 50+ year old fat balding punter? What are your deets? Any other tips?

Also, if married how are you doing the STD tests? I am paranoid my wife would find out.

In the spirit of returning a tiny bit following your massive contribution, let me suggest you work your threesome into the following position. One girl on all fours on the bed and you standing on the floor. Girl 1 faces you for BBBJ or away for Doggie. Girl two stands on bed and straddles girl number 1 facing you. With girl 2 you can DFK continuously and choose hands on tits or FIV for her while pounding either the mouth or pussy of girl 1. Swap it up when you feel like it.

This for me is the epic position my 2 Ro-girls in London taught me. I could do it to the exclusion of all else! Course I love to kiss, so that a big part of this.

[Rob Jones]

I'm a stickler for the bro code and the following night at CH another BM and myself were recruiting for "party" and both of Girls who dissappointed Lew applied and were rejected I told mamasan why and wouldn't buy them a drink either even after they spent 10 minutes working on my stiff boy.

I reminded them that us guys talk about the girls as well!

Good report Lew.

[Lew Ashby]

Oh the time creeps up on you in Patts, doesn't it? Ahhh well it's been great so far! Let's not get down, but rather go out with a bang!

Every time I wake up Namtarn is awake so I opt to get it in again around 3:30 then pass back out. I awake at 9 am and she is still wide awake. So weird (Looking back on it and discussing with RJ- maybe that is just her sleeping pattern with the #bargirl life LOL) I'm guessing she is a light sleeper and my snoring did not help the cause. I get it in again and then we go down for bfast. Thinking she would leave, she undresses when we get back to the room and says she is going to sleep. She asks if I want to barfine her again today and I say I am not sure. She says if I pay the 1500 barfine then she will just stay with me for nothing. That makes her 5000 LT rate a bit cheaper and I consider but do not commit. Realizing she probably hasn't slept all night, I head down to the hotel gym to give my other muscles some action.

I get back to the room and ole girl is passed out. A little after 3 pm, Rob messages me saying his girl just left and asks what I am doing. I say this girl is sleeping here still, and he says he will come over in 5 minutes. He comes in and we are being loud but nothing, we go next door to his room to have a beer and talk strategy. I say I am considering taking her up on her offer, and his girl from last night gave him the same offer, but says he has twin sisters lined up to meet us for dinner at 7 and that we should hit soi 6, 7, and 8 between now and then. I realize that I've already been doing too many repeats and wake her up and kick her at $$ out. She is not happy about this, and maybe she thought I was going to barfine her again, but I did not commit so do not feel that bad. She gets up slowly and still cleans the room before she goes haha. I give her 5000 and Rob and I are off to soi 6!

We walk down and look around; he said he will just follow my lead so we go into Red Point for a beer. I see a nice looking spinner right as we walk in the sliding door and make the drink motion. She sits down next to me, and I am getting pretty turned on. She feels my member, says I am big size and that she will not go upstairs. Wtf? Seriously I am below average in the US LOL. Rob hears it and is wondering what her deal is. I tell him I have no idea. The girl he had was pretty sexy and he asks if I want her, before I can answer (I totally would have) she says she wants to go with him, haha. Wow that's a first for me rejected in soi 6! Twice! We slam our beers, pay the bill and bounce. Nothing else catches our eye between there and Beach Road so we baht bus it to Soi 7. We walk through the beer bar complexes and one catches my eye. We stop in and decide to play pool with 2 of them. I initially went after the hardened one, but the one Rob had is younger and much sweeter. Well the next thing you know Rob has me set up to take both of them back to my room haha. 300 BF for each and 2000 to each for ST. Rob is talking to them and it will be their first 3 some. I am wondering how this will go. I finish my beer, and Rob says he will meet me back at the hotel.

Back at the room and the hardened one (on the left in the first picture) showers alone, while the younger one showers with me. I am thinking that this will just end up being me with the younger one and I am right. We are all lying on the bed and the blowjob that I was hoping to come from both of them at the same time does not happen. Instead one blows me while the other kisses me. Rubber on and the hardened one mounts me for some cowgirl. I have the younger one sit on my face. Ok this is alright. After a while of that, new rubber and they trade places. The younger one feels much better and I'm thinking I will just do her moving forward. That is what I do as the other one just lays there watching. I tell her to at least play with herself and she does. I am just pounding away with the one doggie style looking at my reflection in the mirror Patrick Bateman style and can't resist the urge to flex my bicep LOL. The young one is saying that her pussy is sore, so I have her to apply some KY. Going a little soft from the condoms, so I tell the hardened one to blow me. Back to 95% strength (ha) and I put on a natural lamb (going to hell I know) I lay back and tell the one I like to finish me. Cowgirl never fails! I ask which one wants me to finish in their mouth then and they both say no, ah worth a try. Younger girl is starting to get fatigued but I am close, so I help her move up and down until I finish. Man she had a pretty nice vajajay, I would have liked to went in there BB. I ask what she is doing later but she does not seem interested. Rob messages me at 7:15 saying he is back and I tell him to come in as the girls are getting dressed haha. He enters and asks how it was, I say it was ok but a little awkward; he reminds me that it was their first time doing this, and I am not as disappointed. He mentions that the sisters are meeting us at 7:30 so we push the Soi 7 girls out and head to Robin Hood Tavern to meet some twins for dinner.

We meet them and his is definitely the superior looking one with bolt ONS and better figure, but mine is super sweet and I get a vibe she has not been doing this very long. We order food and play 2 on 2 pool. I am absolutely terrible, and it comes down to me with an easy direct shot of the 8 ball in the side pocket. I straight up botch it but miraculously it banks of the other side and still goes in the pocket. I fall on the floor laughing and then our food arrives. We finish the food and beers and head to the hotel. I wasn't sure how this was going down, but figured we would just bang the sisters in the same room so I did not waste any time when we got back to my room and went in for it (in the back of my head I'm thinking "eat them up, beat them up, then switch sides? LOL) Rob's twin did not seem down and they left the room together. Although my twin did not have the spinner body that I was looking for, we did have some chemistry and we had a good flow. She asked if I had any condoms, and I say "mai chawwwp" (don't like). She said she cannot, but I showed her my std results as all negative and she smiles and says ok. Went for some DATY to and then went in. Her pussy was the tightest of the trip! It was almost a little painful on my member, but it felt pretty good. Finished and was up for another session. Her sister and Rob came over, and the expression on RJ girl's face was that she was ready to go, but I still proceeded to go after my twin and entered her again. She was a bit dry at this point and I didn't feel like lubing it up so we stopped. As she was getting dressed, I asked Rob what to give her and he said 1000. I was like that's it? What a steal! I liking where this night was heading.

We took a baht bus down to Walking Street and went straight to Crazy House. This ended up being our only stop of the night as he arranged four girls to accompany him back! Respect! I recall one that I turned away as I was not a fan of her nose and lip piercing (Fi: on the left in the second picture) previously but tonight she does not have the lip in, and she is smiling at me again so I buy her a drink. Then one of her friends (Fah: green dress) sits down on the other side of me. At this point Rob has rubbed off on me and I am contemplating this threesome. He negotiates 1 k barfines for us at 10:30 pm so I say screw it and do it. We pay the barfines, and I am eager to GTFO, but we buy them a couple more rounds of drinks as the girls seem to be having fun. Now this is where things got complicated for me, and although I was pretty upset at the conclusion of this, I never locked down expectations. They say 3 k ST and I counter with 2 k and they say they will. I then ask how long they will stay if we go LT and they say all night. I verify that they will indeed both blow me at the same time, eat eachother out, and I can cum on both of their faces and they are down. I say "ao ao ao (I want I want I want). So I was totally thinking that they are staying LT at this point- but I'm willing to take the blame here for not establishing that outright. I have my girls change and then tell Rob that I'll be back. I quickly head to say bye to my Mamasan at Simon where, she sends me off with 2 tequillas. Rather than buy the girls drinks, I just tip 20 baht (getting low on funds haha) and they seem content with that. For the girl I took last night (Namtarn) I give 100 baht for her to feel special and I depart back to CH.

I get back and Rob is gone with his 4 girls; my 2 are waiting for me outside and we head back to the hotel around midnight. We get back to the hotel sometime between 12:30 and 1 am and waste a bit of time- rooftop bar for drinks, to the pool for a make-out session, and even to the gym (pictured haha). We get to the room and everything is going well. Fi's body shows some baby damage, and her curves were not in all the right places as they appeared in the club haha. Fah has the spinner body that I am looking for and we definitely vibe better. At least this started out well with both giving me a BJ at the same time licking up and down the shaft. From here I survey both vaginas and Fah feels much better. I proceed to give her more attention while Fi excuses herself to go to the bathroom. Next thing you know, she is showered and dressed. I say wtf? And unfortunately Fah has little English competency. I ask her what Fi is doing and then suggest that Fi should just leave. I get up, give her 2000 and say she doesn't have to stay. She just goes and sits in the bathroom, and I am confused. Whatever, I enter Fah bareback and she does not object. Going at it mish, I see Fi standing nearby on her phone out of the corner of my eye and ask her what she is still doing here. I say she doesn't have to stay LT anymore, and that I will just have FAH spend the night. She says something to Fah in thai and finally departs at 2:30. Ok back to business. BBFS resumes and then 15 minutes later Fah says she has to go back to the bar by 3 am to get something and I have no idea wtf is going on. I am assuming that the 2 k ST to Fi to send her off was ok, and that Fah would just stay LT, but it seems we had a failure to communicate. She is adamant that she has to go back to the bar, and that she will come back. Realizing that this is a losing battle I give up; she gives me her line and says she will be back after. Before getting on the motorbike taxi, she asks for 2 k, and I say why if she is coming back. Now I am sure that she isn't coming back, so I say I'll give her 1500 now and the rest when she returns. She takes it and gets on a motorbike taxi.

*Side note: I was obviously not happy about this, and told Rob to question them the following night when he was there. He said that he talked to them and that they said I was unclear. I guess technically I was so I'll take the blame there for not being savvy enough to establish a clear understanding by all up front. It is clear that these girls thought it was just a ST venture, and what had so much potential was cut short by a bunch of wasted time spent everywhere in the hotel but my goddamn room. Oh well, it was a good time, but I think I am just a one girl type of guy. At least I got some solid video of making out with them and them making out with eachother LOL. Fa and Fi were not really my style of girls, but they were down to get nasty so chalk it up as a new experience. Moving forward, I will probably just stick to Skyfall, Bliss and Palace and my goto gogos.

Now it is closing in on 3 am and I have blue balls from not even blowing it so I hit up Namtarn and she says that the bar is about to close and that I can just meet her outside Frog Bar to save the barfine. I head down to Walking street on a motorbike taxi, and on my way there guess who I see- f'in Fah. She seems surprised then takes me by the arm and we walk. Hmm maybe she wasn't lying? She leads me to Fi and I see a very surprised look on her face where I am sure she asked her why she brought me here. They converse in thai, and then Fi types something into Fah's phone via google translate that says she is going home because she is too drunk. I just give her a hug and walk away.

About 3:15 am now and I am surprised at all the talent I am seeing! Next time, I am going to just walk the strip at 3 am and stake out some potential partners, then just hit a disco if all else fails. Namtarn meets me and we head to the hotel. She knows I am going to Bangkok tomorrow, and said she had the next 2 days off and that she could come. I am already planning on meeting my Skyfall girl so I just ignore it. In the room, she is not too thrilled with all of the used towels and condom wrappers that I didn't bother cleaning up haha. She ends up cleaning the whole room as I just lie down and wait. She showers and then lies next to me and I immediately go in for some DATY and lick all the way up to her neck. Teasing her with my dik rubbing it against her, I enter raw. After 10 or so insertions she says condom and I pull out and look for one, but do not see any handy. We just continue to go at it, and bareback it for the rest of the night. Is this her trying to get to come to Bangkok? Well it worked. I ask her if she wants to come spend a night (key word - 1 night) in Bkk with me and come back tomorrow to which she happily agrees. I told my Skyfall girl that I was just spending another day in Pattaya and brought Namtarn with me. I will touch on this in the Bangkok forum, but that turned out to be a big mistake. She was fun and bubbly, but just expected to be pampered and babied. Not my style. And night 1 Namtarn came out in BKK she literally did not sleep that first night in BKK and I knew she would just sleep from after bfast through the afternoon so it just gave me more ammo to kick her at $$ out when we get back to the room. 3000 to her for the 2 nights and I didn't even wait for her taxi to show up. She tried to call and sent me a bunch of messages trying to guilt trip me for opting to meet up with another girl (below), but I just ignored. RJ can attest to what a deadbeat she was. My style is to "treat a working girl like a princess and a princess like a working girl" haha, sure she was a 21 yr old hottie with a great ass who offered me BBFS, but attitude goes a long way right felllas? And for those curious. My planned departure was Saturday (6/2) night, but the 2 days with my skyfall girl went so well that I regretted wasting that day with ole girl. What makes the most sense? The only option in my head was to call an audible and change my flight haha. Changed it to Wednesday 6/6, not a bad way to spend 100 bucks hahahaha.

[Lew Ashby]

LA, mate just one little observation. I am sorry to break it to you, but all those girls you think are non-WG. Think again. More power and respect you for the reports. Keeps the thread alive and a welcome distraction from the bickering on prices or STD or performance enhancement drugs.

Rob Jones, another shout out to you as well.

Hahaha touche Blanc! What I meant there was that "bargirl" is not their primary profession with one being a student and another being a working professional. But I still paid for everything and gave them 1 k per day so if we drew a line in the sand, no doubt they would be considered prostitutes haha. I am definitely not as naive to think that this was either of their first time being a "holiday GF" .

And thank you for the kind words, RJ and I came together after my last trip reports came just before his first trip earlier this year. We have been in contact discussing, scheming, and hyping eachother up for this past trip ever since! Still complete noobs with many things to work on (I have to seriously get spending under control), we appreciate all of the input from more experience board members and try to contribute as well since it is definitely a continuous improvement process. What a time to be alive eh?

Cheers,

Lew.

[Rob Jones]

Lew Ashby has really come through with some wonderful reports, along with pics. His posts offer tremendous learning opportunity to anyone visiting Pattaya. The story of those losers he took along to Skyfall is a real eyeopener.

LA, mate just one little observation. I am sorry to break it to you, but all those girls you think are non-WG. Think again. More power and respect you for the reports. Keeps the thread alive and a welcome distraction from the bickering on prices or STD or performance enhancement drugs.

Rob Jones, another shout out to you as well.

Thanks Blanq.

I think both Lew and myself look at the thread as an information sharing platform and in turn it becomes a learning tool as well. We spent about 3 days together and our fun was only enhanced by information we gleaned from the forum so it's right for us to share our experiences too so others can learn or educate us with feedback.

Thanks.

Rob.

[Blanquiceleste]

Lew Ashby has really come through with some wonderful reports, along with pics. His posts offer tremendous learning opportunity to anyone visiting Pattaya. The story of those losers he took along to Skyfall is a real eyeopener.

LA, mate just one little observation. I am sorry to break it to you, but all those girls you think are non-WG. Think again. More power and respect you for the reports. Keeps the thread alive and a welcome distraction from the bickering on prices or STD or performance enhancement drugs.

Rob Jones, another shout out to you as well.

[MonkeyPaw]

Well, she is indeed hot. Sometimes the hotness of a girl can make up for lack of performance of the girl and for her being overpriced by far. Maybe once or twice. But 10,000 bhat total? Yikes.

2000 barfine, 5000 for her, drinks at Palace and What's Up with a few of her friends and my own were about 3000. She's a no repeat for me. She is 100% all hustle. I think I knew that and that's why we never connected in 2 years. It was just that I was tipsy and decided to get her off my check list.

[Rob Jones]

Without fathering a child out of wedlock but familiar with Australian laws regarding child support etc. I'm thinking in Thailand and other Asian countries that enforcing any form of compensation particularly if one is a foreigner would be hard? And unless you agree to a DNA test proving fatherhood would be hit and miss?

I'm snipped so not a problem but I'm interested in any stories.

[Oosik]

You could be right, but I have never gotten an STD. Definitely gotten a kid though.

That is pretty much my worst nightmare. I'd rather stick my dick in and have it spontaneously burst into flames than get the bad news phone call / visit / lawsuit. Couldn't be much worse than the post-Thai food BJ at the DD.

Erectile medications are reactively cheap in Thailand and available without prescription. They definitely help.

Yes, they do help, but only to a small degree in my case. I've been supporting the drug and condom companies pretty heavily. The medication that works best for me is a smoking hot girl or two, but these are getting increasingly hard to find, at least in a middle class monger's price range. In BKK last month I coupled a cute little spinner escort with some serious pharmaceuticals and got to the next level in the video game of sex: It stayed rock hard but there was just not enough feeling to climax. I guess I got my money's worth based on how, um, stiff I was the next day.

Maybe some VR goggles with decent porn would work. Indecent porn would probably work better.

[Rob Jones]

Reading your post bro with a grin a mile wide and my missus is wondering what I'm so amused at! Man it was a blast hey. I forgot about jumping the bar at Simons. LOL. Keep up with the reports.

[Lew Ashby]

At 5 am Bee wakes me up and tells me that she has to go. I say I didn't even get a pop, so she proceeds to give me a 15 minute BBBJ that still isn't getting it done. Just needing sleep I say she can go. Reach into my pockets and empty dang it I forgot I used all my funds paying that douchebag's bill and tipping the staff out of embarrassment. Walk outside to an ATM, give her 3000 and back to the room to pass the f out. Wake up at 11 and get one more cold bfast at Grand and ask for a late checkout as I pass through, no problem 1 pm. I get my laundry and start to pack up. Rob calls me at 12:44 and says he is in the lobby with Cat from Crazy House. I go down and meet them and joke with her a bit and she looks like she wants to punch me in the face LOL. She departs and we find a taxi to takes us to Baraquda. We look like a bunch of degenerates with our abundance of beer and a lady at the taxi station nearby has to help us carry it all haha. We tip her 100 baht for her troubles.

We get to the hotel and what a sweet place, I think that I will stay here from now on. Grand is prime location wise, but it's not like soi 13/2 is that far away. We get to the rooms and talk game plan. We are both hungover from the previous night and Rob says he is going to hit up some TF contacts. I am leaning towards hitting up the girl I took to Krabi as she is only 30 minutes away. She said she will be there around 4. 5 rolls through and she says she had to turn around? Wtf. Ok no explanation I still have no idea what happened. She asks if 8 pm is ok and I say I'll let her know. I start to work on the many beers that I have and hit up other pre trip line contacts that I established. Nothing, they are all either flaky or non-responsive. I head to Central Festival to get a sim card as my first one expired. With time on my hands, I decide to walk down Soi Buakhao and get a haircut at this Barber Shop I wanted to check out (Together Old School barber- best haircut ever by the way). I take a taxi back to hotel and take a shower, then decide to walk down to Walking street via beach road. A few decent looking ones and I laugh when I see 5 indian guys talking to one girl haha. Get to Walking Street and as expected everything is closed. I head to my Simon Beer Bar and a bunch of the girls are just chatting and eating. Soon one of the younger ones (pictured) that I liked the first night and have not seen since walks in. She shoots me a smile, I barfine her for 1500 and we go. We head back to the room and get busy; she is 21 and I am not sure if she is cool or not. She has a good sense of humor, and seems outgoing, but I get this vibe that she could be a bich. She is an alright kisser and gives a good BBBJ so I am thinking she could be a decent GFE. We get in a session and then I ask if she's hungry. She wants Japanese food, ok one place open near walking street so we head there. It was meh. Back to the room and we get to it again. At this point I am pretty exhausted and I pass out around 1 am.

[Lew Ashby]

Ok, So the time with My tinder girl in Krabi was better than imagined, and I was not ready to let it end after 2 days. As V was flying out of BKK 5/28, we opted to stay in BKK 5/27 so he could barfine his MVL of the trip- Jae from Baccara. My girl was down to stay and would still drive me to Pattaya the next day, so I made the executive decision to stay in BKK for another bb PSE / GFE sex marathon.

She left me off at Walking Street around 3 pm and I checked into the Grand. The plan worked out with Rob Jones was to stay here for 2 nights, then stay in Baraquda for the next 2. Well for me I guess it was now 1 at Grand haha. I get in and head to 7/11 to load up on beer with tomorrow being a holiday and no booze sold from midnight to midnight. RJ said he is in his room so I head that way. We crack some beers and exchange stories of events so far. It seems his first night was a busy one and I am excited to monger with him. I've been talking up Kinnaree to him prior to his arrival so we head there.

We get in and get my favorite spots on the couch. In literally 30 seconds he has a girl on each arm, haha. We were just talking about if 3 somes are really worth it, but hey you only live once! I was hoping Tay would be there, but no sign of her. Nothing really stands out, and you know who ended up sitting next to me Nan, haha. I call over to Rob, pull down her shirt and tell him to check out these tits. He is a fan haha. The drinks are flowing and he books a room to take the 2 girls back. I was not really expecting to get a room, but with 2 days left I realized that this was probably my last trip to Kinnaree for a while, I tell Nan to book the room. We get there and she mixes it up a little bit by blowing me in the shower. We go to the bed and I have her sit on my face for some 69. I love it when the girl enjoys it so much that she is having a hard time blowing you. She gets off and pushes my legs back for an intense rim job. Cover on and CG, rcg, and some doggie. I go for some DATY while pressing the G spot and she says she is going to cum. I don't believe it until I feel her contract with my fingers. Such a turn on. I say I want A+ so she puts on a new cover and applies the KY to herself. She pops her at $$ out and I go to town. I push her upper back down and am enjoying the view- the POV with her butt popped out with her titties squeezing out from the bed. That gets me off and I erupt in her mouth. Ahhh thanks baby. She showers me up, says she loves my power and asks for cash. I say this one should be free since I made her cum haha. I give her 1300, and she mentions the 1500 from last time, I just say fine and we go back out for a drink. We close out our tabs and head back to Walking Street.

Rob and I get to Walking Street around 7 pm and we both mention we love walking the strip at this time as we can keep an eye out for any lookers and see where they work haha. We get a doner at Istanbul and then head to my favorite beer bar in Simon. I can't believe it- the mamasan knows Rob, what a small world haha. She gets us tequillas and I am surprised that those two newer girls are still not there, unbelievable! I look over and Rob is sitting behind the bar making out with one of the chicks. Goddamn I am doing it wrong LOL. We check out around 8 and head to Palace. There are certainly some lookers, but he makes a good point that the girls do not seem very playful or forthcoming. We bounce and head to Skyfall which I have been hyping up all week haha. We go in and my goal is to be on best behavior- with the plan of meeting my skyfall girl later this week, I am thinking it would be detrimental to get involved with any of the other talent as tempting as it would be. Am I overthinking it? I introduce Rob to the Mamasan and manager Noom and buy a round of drinks for everyone. Mamasan said that she will cover our tequillas so I am obliged to buy her a shot for every round she gets us. I look over again and Rob has a girl on each arm- I love it haha! I am thinking that my second threesome this trip will be inevitable while with him. Next thing you know Rob and I are getting faded and things get a little hazy. We cash out and head to Windmil. Again he has 2 girls and I take a liking to one. They tell us 1000 barfine so we say ok let's do it. The mamasan comes over and asks for 1500 barfine, and we are confused. Not sure if it was a failure to communicate or what, but we pay our bins and head to Crazy House which he has good things to say about. We get in and a girl he already has had flocks him. I am talking to a couple, but not really vibing with either. I buy one a drink and proceed to go down on her. An American dude nearby laughs and calls me crazy, I chat him up a bit and he says it's he and his GF's first night of 2 here. They seem to have no idea how these places work so I take on my ambassador role again. They ask where the hottest girls are so I say I got the place and tell Rob that I am headed back to Skyfall. Now I am on the verge of blacking out after all of the night's tequillas and the next events are hazy. We get to Skyfall, and I take this dude under my wing introducing him to the Mamasan and Noom. I then ask him which girl he fancies and proceed to offer her a drink on his behalf. He said he is looking for a 3 some, but his girl seems very disinterested and does not seem cool at all. I goto the bathroom and come back, and they both vanished. Wtf? The waiter comes up to me and tells me my friends are bad people and I am trying to explain that they are not my friends and that I just met them. I settle the tab, apologize to the staff, and leave. I am not a violent person, but if I see that pasty POS ever again I'll have a hard time not beating 10 shades of $hit out of him.

I should have just passed out at this point as its close to midnight and I am f'ed up. But my degenerate side does not want to spend a night alone in the LOS so I hit up one of my TF contacts (Weganda 1988). 2500 LT ok let's do it. While waiting for her in the lobby Rob shows up with the 3 crazy house girls. I mumble something belligerent as they walk past and then my girl shows up. I am not thrilled as she is much curvier than her pictures would suggest. We go to the room and she seems on a mission to get me to blow. Even if I wasn't close to blackout drunk I would have a hard time with her junk in the trunk. I pass out.

[FL Hawk]

Last night at Palace I barfined a model #401, named Fern. According to most of the girls there, Fern is one of the top girls if not the top girl in hustling drinks for the bar. The day before, she got 42 drinks from customers. We have seen each other for about 2 years now, but last night was the first time I approached her when I saw her standing alone. She had been on my list to do, but for some reason she and I never connected. Before last night I have already barfined about 10 other models from Palace. Apparently her scheme was just to go and let me barfine her so that it kept he status as one of the top girls there. Meaning it looked odd to the other girls working there that after 2 years, I never took her. I think it's an ego and competition thing amongst the girls at each club. Anyways, she was lame in bed. No BJ, complained too much about everything. Still at least I got her off my check list. Most guys she won't even sit with unless she knows you have lots of money or status. Total damage was 10,000 including drinks, barfine, and for the girl for 3 hours. Wonder if anybody has had better luck with her?

Of note, she does have one of the sexiest slender all natural body in the entire Walking Street.

Well, she is indeed hot. Sometimes the hotness of a girl can make up for lack of performance of the girl and for her being overpriced by far. Maybe once or twice. But 10,000 bhat total? Yikes.