Pattaya Reports

[Oterri]

I was surprised to see quite a few SWs on Beach Road at 10 am today. They were easier to assess in daylight. I had two in succession. Both were very happy with 800 baths. Good to know if one gets horny right after the breakfast coffee shot.

This is a welcome news. I wish Pattaya had some options for picking up freelancers during the day. Often they all go to sleep and there is hardly any action to be have had during the day unless prior arrangements are made.

I am wondering how is action in massage shops these days?

[BionicMan]

No I think they were regulars, and of poor quality at that. Picking up girls when they leave hotels may be a better idea. If you're prepared to set up shop in the lobby.

A few time had to wait an hour or so in the bkk hotel lobby waiting for my room to be made for chick in at 7 am.

By the amount of girls leaving at that time you can size up how the business was at nana the night before.

The braver could still be seen at breakfast with the future ex husband of the night.

[Uncle Volodya]

No I think they were regulars, and of poor quality at that. Picking up girls when they leave hotels may be a better idea. If you're prepared to set up shop in the lobby.

Haha even I am not that sleazy.

But I have toyed with the idea of staying in one night to get up early to hit JP bar at 6 AM when Insomnia closes.

[XXL]

Interesting. But were any of them attractive? Or the usual BR quality.

One of my older buddies (who does not stay out late but gets up super early every morning) talks about pickign up girls in the early AM as they are leaving the clubs or coming back form their hookups. Maybe these girls were in the same boat?

No I think they were regulars, and of poor quality at that. Picking up girls when they leave hotels may be a better idea. If you're prepared to set up shop in the lobby.

[Uncle Volodya]

I was surprised to see quite a few SWs on Beach Road at 10 am today. They were easier to assess in daylight. I had two in succession. Both were very happy with 800 baths. Good to know if one gets horny right after the breakfast coffee shot.

Interesting. But were any of them attractive? Or the usual BR quality.

One of my older buddies (who does not stay out late but gets up super early every morning) talks about pickign up girls in the early AM as they are leaving the clubs or coming back form their hookups. Maybe these girls were in the same boat?

[Christian G]

Went to LE Carre Blanc around 4 pm. 6-8 girls and 3-4 customers, quality is better than Club4 but still nothing that worth my baht. I'll avoid to visit the other 3 clubs in the soi.

Will check Kinnaree, The Den, maybe Passion and KitCat in Jomtien. Rioja is open? Mclub have no short time room so useless to visit. Heaven's have ST rooms available?

[XXL]

Maybe I am misinterpreting this but are you saying Germany will tax my pension when I start receiving one? How if I'm not German? I wasn't aware of this.

My original plan was to move to Germany but I leaned towards pattaya instead since the FKK clubs are not like they once were. Girls became more sharky with the bbbj law and it's 90% Romanians. Still may end up in Germany eventually but way too many 'freebies' in Thailand. Right now I prefer my Thai and Indo girls over Romanians but I still love my German girls.

Beach Road around which soi?

If your pension is taxed in the country where it originates tax treaties may apply so that you don't pay double. Otherwise you will be liable for income (and capital gains) tax in Germany. EU countries where pensions are tax-free are Hungary, Cyprus, Malta and I think maybe Bulgaria. In Portugal foreign pensions are tax-free for the first ten years if I'm not mistaken, and here tax treaties may play out in your favour if you're French or Belgian for instance. Morocco has a set-up similar to Portugal. I once checked the tax rates in Rumania and they were very low (something like 10 or 15%).

The girls I saw on Beach Road yesterday morning were between central festival and soi Post Office but there may have been more elsewhere.

P.S. Just back from Beach Road today. Only a handful of girls, opposite Mike shopping mall. One of them was the same I had yesterday, a sign absolute numbers must be low.

[LittleBigMan]

Maybe I am misinterpreting this but are you saying Germany will tax my pension when I start receiving one? How if I'm not German? I wasn't aware of this.

My original plan was to move to Germany but I leaned towards pattaya instead since the FKK clubs are not like they once were. Girls became more sharky with the bbbj law and it's 90% Romanians. Still may end up in Germany eventually but way too many 'freebies' in Thailand. Right now I prefer my Thai and Indo girls over Romanians but I still love my German girls.



Beach Road around which soi?

You will find them in front or near Mike's shopping. Further down Soi 13/1. Corner near the Starbucks or McDonalds?

[UShobbyist]

Absolutely. Now if I could trade my American citizenship for EU, I'd do it in a heartbeat!

There are so many countries in the EU. Romania is a country in the EU. Do you really want to trade your US citizenship for Romania citizenship? LOL.

[Banana Boi]

If I could enjoy my pension taxfree in Germany like I do in Thailand it would be a no brainer.

Maybe I am misinterpreting this but are you saying Germany will tax my pension when I start receiving one? How if I'm not German? I wasn't aware of this.

My original plan was to move to Germany but I leaned towards pattaya instead since the FKK clubs are not like they once were. Girls became more sharky with the bbbj law and it's 90% Romanians. Still may end up in Germany eventually but way too many 'freebies' in Thailand. Right now I prefer my Thai and Indo girls over Romanians but I still love my German girls.

I was surprised to see quite a few SWs on Beach Road at 10 am today.

Beach Road around which soi?

[Goatscrot]

Geez mate, do you want to trade places? I live only 3 hours by train from Frankfurt LOL.

Absolutely. Now if I could trade my American citizenship for EU, I'd do it in a heartbeat!

[XXL]

I was surprised to see quite a few SWs on Beach Road at 10 am today. They were easier to assess in daylight. I had two in succession. Both were very happy with 800 baths. Good to know if one gets horny right after the breakfast coffee shot.

[Banana Boi]

Few days a go went to soi Full Love Inn around 3 pm, check out Pirates and leave immediately, there were only 2 girls and 0 customers. Cashier told me that they have more girls and can sit and wait, thanks but no thanks.

Move to Club4, 5 girls available and 1 girl busy on the couch with the only customer besides me. All 5 girls available were old and fat, also they were too insistent because I chose a girl right away. No way!
Disappointed I did not visit the other clubs in the soi.


I found soi6 with weak line up and less girls compared to last November. Nightwish groups Bars have rooms for 400 baht now.

Don't expect to find too many gems on Soi Full Love Inn and the G clubs. Other than the girl Uncle V mentioned and my main G club girl who works once or twice a week on Soi Full Love Inn, there is nothing special there. All the other G clubs only have average at best girls. I try to do the circuit monthly. I know you like the G clubs but let me save you a lot of time. Kit Cat in Jomtien can have some hidden gems at times but that place is so lame as far as G clubs go.

Like G clubs, the best word to describe Soi 6 these days is inconsistent. Don't give up on Soi 6. I have walked through many days wondering why I wasted my time getting off the baht bus but when it's good it can still be a lot of fun. Timing is everything for Soi 6. The girls are still there.

[LittleBigMan]

You guys see where this is all headed?

Recently there was a conversation about all the white chicks etc back home middle age or older with money or no money that you can get online, now it is about Pattaya not living up to expectation or Germany? See there are very few guys very few that can stick with the same cow their whole life. No matter the situation or where you are or how great the sex sooner or later it starts up it gets old and you want more, something different. So the first chance one gets they are lying their ass off just to get there thinking the grass might be greener but when you try something new or haven't tried it for a while it looks greener but after a few times of watering and cutting you get tired of it, why? Because it is too much damn work. Now it starts all over again but where the little head is never satisfied NEVER! What goes around will come around? It always does but as men the little controls it all sooner or later we get tired of it regardless of Love?

[XXL]

Geez mate, do you want to trade places? I live only 3 hours by train from Frankfurt LOL.

If I could enjoy my pension taxfree in Germany like I do in Thailand it would be a no brainer.