Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Aren't you talking about Dollhouse? Crazy house is everything but crazy?

Crazy house on walking street can get as wild as Windmill for a few of the nude models. Problem is they are miles away from what I would describe as a top gogo girl lookswise imo.

[JoeFox]

Hi Paul.

In Crazy house me and my wingman had about 5 to 6 girls naked and us half naked getting BJs and all but having sex in the place.

Rob.

Aren't you talking about Dollhouse? Crazy house is everything but crazy?

[Rob Jones]

Paul.

You will have a ball. Compared to Bali where thru the day things can be a little slow if you don't have things organised in Pattaya there is always somewhere you can score. I took the attitude with me that I use in Bali by having contacts from online for any day adventures so planning is imperative but going with the flow is the way to go and you will have a blast. Will you have a wingman? I think with at least 2 of you the experience will be better. Good to see you have TF already but don't act to fast as they may not take you seriously if you make contact to far in advance.

All the Best.

Rob.

[AlexWP]

I tried Nok from devil's den for 1 hour. I was satisfied by her services. The agency was very cooperative and with professional behaviour.

[PaulAlbert]

God that sounds like an amazing time. Just what I am looking for, I've done the Bali / Java thing a few times and Phuket / Patong once, but I'm hoping Pattaya takes it to a whole different level. I'm on TF also just to get an idea of the fish I hook and its good so far, lots of hot things. I'll be staying with the family but will have a lot of time for adventures during the day and night when away from the resort.

Thanks for the detailed report.

Hi Paul.

I have just returned from my first visit to Pattaya and after going thru Bali and Java you will find Pattaya raunchy! My overall experience was fantastic and I can't wait to return. I had all the plans you have and ticked most of the boxes but threw the plan out and went with the flow. I went to a BJ bar but chose the wrong one, I wanted a BJ in the bar but I was taken upstairs, I should have left but I didn't so my bad. Earlier that day I had a girl I met on Thai Friendly come to my hotel and she gave me a great BJ. I didn't do any freelancers in ST hotels as my hotel was very central and the FLs came to me anyhow as I met them on Thai Friendly. I had 2 threesomes, one with a girl from a gogo who said her friend would be interested and another that I organised with a couple I met on, you guessed it, Thai Friendly. I was thinking of going to the Devils Den but the 2 girls from TF were great and I don't think the girls from DD would have been any better. I didn't do any massage girls..

[Rob Jones]

Hi fellow ISG members,

I've been sleeping my way through Asia for the last five years and have had many memorable experiences in Bali and Phuket but the opportunity to try Pattaya has always escaped me until now. I'll be travelling to Pattaya this November for my 40th birthday and I will be with Family staying in a resort about a 15 minute walk to all the action. I've read the forum and have a good idea of what to expect but is Pattaya as raunchy as its made out to be? That's kinda what I want with my trip there, I want to try all that is on offer, BJ bars, freelancers in short time hotels, threesomes and massage girls, the raunchier the better. So do any Pattaya vets have any advice for a Pattaya newbie looking to try it all?

Hi Paul.

I have just returned from my first visit to Pattaya and after going thru Bali and Java you will find Pattaya raunchy! My overall experience was fantastic and I can't wait to return. I had all the plans you have and ticked most of the boxes but threw the plan out and went with the flow. I went to a BJ bar but chose the wrong one, I wanted a BJ in the bar but I was taken upstairs, I should have left but I didn't so my bad. Earlier that day I had a girl I met on Thai Friendly come to my hotel and she gave me a great BJ. I didn't do any freelancers in ST hotels as my hotel was very central and the FLs came to me anyhow as I met them on Thai Friendly. I had 2 threesomes, one with a girl from a gogo who said her friend would be interested and another that I organised with a couple I met on, you guessed it, Thai Friendly. I was thinking of going to the Devils Den but the 2 girls from TF were great and I don't think the girls from DD would have been any better. I didn't do any massage girls.

In regards to the raunchiness I found that the Agogos on Walking Street provided that for us but it may depend on the mood of the place when you enter and your willingness to get down and dirty. We had some great times in some of them like Windmill I think and definitely Crazy House. In Crazy house me and my wingman had about 5 to 6 girls naked and us half naked getting BJs and all but having sex in the place. You will never see anything like it in Bali! As you may of guessed getting line IDs from Thai Friendly works, of the 11 girls I did in Pattaya I barfined 4 from agogos, 1 from a beer bar on Soi 8, 1 from a BJ bar, a threesome from TF, 1 half of threesome from the gogo girl and 2 from TF and one of them bought a friend for my wingman LOL.

For my next visit I will stick with the TF contacts but I won't be planning too much as going with the flow I found lot's of opportunities. We only spent 5 nights in Pattaya and next visit I want to stay at least 7 to 9 nights to really get into the action. I think just being there will offer you the action that you desire. In regards to location of your hotel is it in the Beach Road Second Road area? If so catch the 10 Baht bus, I they do continuous circuits of Beach road and Second Road so that will be better value then taxis.

Good luck and happy travels.

Rob.

[Mr Enternational]

Another drink saving tip. Just because a girl asks for another drink or the waitress motions that you buy another drink, you definitely DO NOT have to buy another drink at that moment. The girl WILL NOT leave you if she thinks you are her John for the night or more drinks will eventually come her way. If she does leave, she wasn't the right girl you want to be with in the first place.

That depends on the gogo. My girl just got fired from a gogo (will tell the story later.) Sometimes I would go up there just to buy her and her best friend a drink. If their drink finished and I was not buying another and that mamasan was around then she would make them get up and leave.

She got fired two nights ago. Some customer was buying her and her best friend a lot of drinks. They get 50 baht from each drink. The mamasan got mad that they didn't get the guy to buy her any drinks and fired them both. We went up there last night at 1 am to get the money they were owed but the mamasan was not there. They will go back again tonight to try to get their money.

[Mr Enternational]

99% of the Thai girls I don't know can't say the word "serious". Much less even know what it means. Entertaining story though.

LOL. We were speaking in Thai and I was paraphrasing for the story. Sillius!

[Crazy4Thai]

99% of the Thai girls I don't know can't say the word "serious". Much less even know what it means. Entertaining story though.

Interesting conclusion. IME Thai girls use the word serious frequently. As in "too serious; think too mutt".

[Banana Boi]

The girl I bar fined grabbed me within 10 minutes and was ready to go. It was really hard to choose the other girl. How do people who do this regularly manage this,

It's your money it's up to you on who you spend it on.

How do people who do this regularly manage this, I can't go back to sapphire today as 3-4 girls will expect lady drinks!

It's your money it's up to you on who you spend it on.

There is no obligation to buy drinks for anyone except maybe the girl you want to barfine for the night. Don't worry about not getting a girl a drink who you previously bought a drink for. If they are upset they're only acting. They will be your 'best friend' again the next time you visit seeking out their next lady drink.

Another drink saving tip. Just because a girl asks for another drink or the waitress motions that you buy another drink, you definitely DO NOT have to buy another drink at that moment. The girl WILL NOT leave you if she thinks you are her John for the night or more drinks will eventually come her way. If she does leave, she wasn't the right girl you want to be with in the first place.

Sapphire girls are some of the best in the city to hustle naive tourists for drinks. Been there done that. Average drink time is under 15 minutes.

[MonkeyPaw]

Thank you MonkeyPaw for the reply. I went to Sapphire yesterday and bar fined one of the white top girls (#441). Her name is ice and she told me that her age is 33 even though she doesn't look a day older than 25. She was an amazing choice as she came with me to insomnia and then later spend 90 minutes in the room all for a ST price. Even after the 90 minutes, she was ready to take me to a nice thai place if I wanted. Overall a very good experience and I would highly recommend.

One interesting thing is that I usually don't barfine from the same gogo consecutively, this time as wanted to test the bar fine structure in sapphire I went again. The girl I bar fined grabbed me within 10 minutes and was ready to go. It was really hard to choose the other girl. How do people who do this regularly manage this, I can't go back to sapphire today as 3-4 girls will expect lady drinks!

Sapphire has a Facebook page. Search under Sapphire Pattaya. There you will find girls photos with their numbers. Make a list of those girls you are interested in before you step in the club. Once you get inside, just ask for them by number. It's like catalog shopping before you arrive at the store. Each time I go to Sapphire, I spend about 1500 in drinks. Girls there make 10,000 for every 45 drinks in 10 days. That's the contract with the bar. I don't mind helping them if I've already been with them. Often the friendlier ones will help me connect with one of their friends. And when their friend arrives, they will leave. Once I got stuck with 4 girls sitting with me, but it was fine. The pic below I posted has 4 girls that I previously have had sex with. It's funny that they were chosen to take a group picture for the club. I limit their drinks to 1 or 2 as a courtesy that we've had good sex before. If the experience was not good, they know better than come even try for a drink. Keep in mind, I've barfined over 200 Go Go Bar girls on Walking Street, so it gets very interesting every time I go out and take another girl. The drama and jealousy I see in their eyes at each other is almost worth the price of admission.

P.S: Thanks for sharing the girl's dance number and her club.

[PaulAlbert]

Hi fellow ISG members,

I've been sleeping my way through Asia for the last five years and have had many memorable experiences in Bali and Phuket but the opportunity to try Pattaya has always escaped me until now. I'll be travelling to Pattaya this November for my 40th birthday and I will be with Family staying in a resort about a 15 minute walk to all the action. I've read the forum and have a good idea of what to expect but is Pattaya as raunchy as its made out to be? That's kinda what I want with my trip there, I want to try all that is on offer, BJ bars, freelancers in short time hotels, threesomes and massage girls, the raunchier the better. So do any Pattaya vets have any advice for a Pattaya newbie looking to try it all?

[PicDoody387]

All girls can be barfined at Sapphire. However they may or may not want to go with you. The girls are divided into dancing groups according to height. The all white being the most petite. Stunners always get at least 1 or maybe 2 customers a night, so they can pick and choose who they want to go with. Be careful as they will work you for drinks. My advice is that if you want a stunner is to barfine her early before 9:00 for short time. That will allow her to come back and grab a second customer. I've barfined over 20 girls at Sapphire, so I would know. Next time, ask the mamasan if you have questions.

Thank you MonkeyPaw for the reply. I went to Sapphire yesterday and bar fined one of the white top girls (#441). Her name is ice and she told me that her age is 33 even though she doesn't look a day older than 25. She was an amazing choice as she came with me to insomnia and then later spend 90 minutes in the room all for a ST price. Even after the 90 minutes, she was ready to take me to a nice thai place if I wanted. Overall a very good experience and I would highly recommend.

One interesting thing is that I usually don't barfine from the same gogo consecutively, this time as wanted to test the bar fine structure in sapphire I went again. The girl I bar fined grabbed me within 10 minutes and was ready to go. It was really hard to choose the other girl. How do people who do this regularly manage this, I can't go back to sapphire today as 3-4 girls will expect lady drinks!

[MonkeyPaw]

At 7:30pm my friends and I had finished eating on Made in Thailand and were walking back to our bikes at the Buakhao market when two chicks on a bike pulled up about to make a left. I asked the chick on the back where they were going. She said to the store. I said no. You are coming with me and grabbed her hand. She said are you serious? I said yes. So she got off the bike and gave her friend the money that was in her hand. Come to find out she is 19 with no kids and works in a bar. Before she worked at Family Mart (8,000 baht/month) and sold shoes and bags but it didn't pay enough. Her and her friend were headed to buy whiskey for the bar.

We get to my place and fuck then take a shower together. I am thinking that she will get dressed and head back to the bar, but she gets in bed. Oh fucking well. I get in bed too. It is 1:30am and she is still here. Guess I will give her 1000 baht when she leaves tomorrow. Spur of the moment shit like that is what I like about Pattaya. You don't need to buy any lady drinks or throw any ping pong balls. Just walk down the street and tell a random chick to come with you.

99% of the Thai girls I don't know can't say the word "serious". Much less even know what it means. Entertaining story though.

[Mr Enternational]

At 7:30pm my friends and I had finished eating on Made in Thailand and were walking back to our bikes at the Buakhao market when two chicks on a bike pulled up about to make a left. I asked the chick on the back where they were going. She said to the store. I said no. You are coming with me and grabbed her hand. She said are you serious? I said yes. So she got off the bike and gave her friend the money that was in her hand. Come to find out she is 19 with no kids and works in a bar. Before she worked at Family Mart (8,000 baht/month) and sold shoes and bags but it didn't pay enough. Her and her friend were headed to buy whiskey for the bar.

We get to my place and fuck then take a shower together. I am thinking that she will get dressed and head back to the bar, but she gets in bed. Oh fucking well. I get in bed too. It is 1:30am and she is still here. Guess I will give her 1000 baht when she leaves tomorrow. Spur of the moment shit like that is what I like about Pattaya. You don't need to buy any lady drinks or throw any ping pong balls. Just walk down the street and tell a random chick to come with you.