Pattaya Reports

[Hotman 666]

Never ask a girl to give you a HJ while she's eating somtam.

Or a blow job!!

Hotman.

[Breadman]

I'm sure it didn't help that I interrupted her while she was eating her somtam.

Never ask a girl to give you a HJ while she's eating somtam.

[BionicMan]

I was strolling along soi 6 when a group of girls caught my attention. When I approached them, one of them was pushed in my direction by the others. Until then I had only seen her from behind: perfect legs, slim but not skinny, about 165 cm tall, beautiful face with long black hair. She made me feel decades younger.

Afterwards I proposed marriage and having babies together; to my surprise she declined. I can't imagine why.

Very simple, you did not offer the right amount of baht to become your future ex wife.

[Traveller747]

I was strolling along soi 6 when a group of girls caught my attention. When I approached them, one of them was pushed in my direction by the others. Until then I had only seen her from behind: perfect legs, slim but not skinny, about 165 cm tall, beautiful face with long black hair. It was obvious, that the others wanted her to go with me, even though I didn't understand a word of their conversation. And why not, I didn't see a reason to decline. She was a bit hesitant and I had the impression, that her friends assured her, that she would be in good hands with me.

We took a seat in the bar and had a drink together. Obviously she was inexperienced; it turned out she is 22, no baby and on her second week away from Isaan. But she was willing and ready to go for it.

In the room when her upholstered bra came off, it revealed almost nonexistant tits, but nice long nipples. After the shower she gave a long BBBJ while I had a finger on her pussy, which became wet pretty soon. She seemed surprised, when I did DATY on her young pussy; her moaning confirmed that she liked it.

There was no doubt that she was new to the business and not a hardened trooper, so I wanted to make it as enjoyable as possible for her. We kissed a lot and I caressed her nipples with fingers and lips, they responded by becoming hard and erect. Now it was time to enter her pussy. She in a sitting position, and I was kneeling in front of her. One of my hands supported her butt while I gently and very slowly guided her pussy onto my dick. She clasped one hand around my wrist and breathed harder the deeper I came. It was very tight, almost like defloration. Maybe the first time for her with a goodsized western male organ; and I have to admit I'm proud of my little friend: he really rose to the occasion.

When I was all in, I gave her time to relax, kissing and caressing her wonderful mouth and nipples. Slowly I began to move in and out, giving her time to be comfortable. Soon we found a rhythm, but the sounds she made, made me think she was in pain. I was worried and asked her about it, but she assured me everything was fine! She sucked my lips in passionte DFK; her tightness and beauty didn't allow me to last very long. She made me feel decades younger.

Afterwards I proposed marriage and having babies together; to my surprise she declined. I can't imagine why.

[JoeFox]

Why stay away from FL's who won't let you pay?

Of course the gogo girl is willing to pay her own barfine if you pay her the going rates for a ST/LT. You're an easy date since she doesn't have to fuck you.

Uhm. She also do not want me to pay ST / LT. Didn't pay at all #freebies #everywhere.

And you are right. No reason not the meet the FL's who say they won't charge.

Thanks.

[Christian G]

We have all faced that you do not know what the hell you are talking about.

This is obvious, he just have fun to trolling around. Is useless to waste our time to answer him.

I know chicks that go to 808 and iBar after they leave Beach Road.

Yes, me too. This is normal, only he can't understand this.

[Mr Enternational]

If that is the case, they go ibar, if they are old and crusty and basically unfuckable, they go beach road. Young attractive freelancers absolutely can be found in ibar. Though, they don't strike me to be as clean or as fresh as those in the gogo bars. Possibly they are mid to late 20's wash outs who for whatever reason don't want to work in a gogo bar any longer.

We have all faced that you do not know what the hell you are talking about. I know chicks that go to 808 and iBar after they leave Beach Road.

[MrManGuy]

You just refuse to understand that chicks go down to Beach Road as a means to get quick money and not to be employed full time. I know chicks that have normal jobs in Bangkok but come to Pattaya some weekends just to go to Beach Road. Should I let them know they should go work at the gogo bar or on Soi 6 because if not then it means they have HIV?

Not everyone wants to have to show up in a gogo for 8 hours a night 29 nights a month and be under pressure to hawk drinks and keep the party going. Some people prefer to go get some quick money and take their ass back home. The same way some mongers prefer Beach Road, beer bar, soapie, a gogo, gentlemen's club, bj bar, massage jack shack, disco, or chat app, why can't you face that there are hookers that have their preference on which part of the circuit to work as well?

If that is the case, they go ibar, if they are old and crusty and basically unfuckable, they go beach road. Young attractive freelancers absolutely can be found in ibar. Though, they don't strike me to be as clean or as fresh as those in the gogo bars. Possibly they are mid to late 20's wash outs who for whatever reason don't want to work in a gogo bar any longer.

[LittleBigMan]

Maybe it was the size or shape of the banana?

[David 2]

The other day I went to an afternoon massage on Soi 3 (the soi where Honey 1 is). I always thought these girls provided extras as I have had sex in a place on Soi 3 in the past. The girl I chose was around 20 and she looked very cute imo. I did get a decent massage from her but when I asked for a handjob with tip she looked absolutely disgusted. Just wondering if she just hated me or she really didn't provide even a HJ. I'm sure it didn't help that I interrupted her while she was eating her somtam.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but she hated you. I've never NOT been offered at least a handjob in the dozens of times I've indulged in that Soi. 🤓.

[EihTooms]

The other day I went to an afternoon massage on Soi 3 (the soi where Honey 1 is). I always thought these girls provided extras as I have had sex in a place on Soi 3 in the past. The girl I chose was around 20 and she looked very cute imo. I did get a decent massage from her but when I asked for a handjob with tip she looked absolutely disgusted. Just wondering if she just hated me or she really didn't provide even a HJ. I'm sure it didn't help that I interrupted her while she was eating her somtam.

LOL. I swear, BananaBoi, that is the exact same reaction I have gotten from virtually every P4 P girl on Walking Street and Soi 6 I asked about giving me a BBBJ+CIM in the past 4-5 trips I've wasted, I mean taken, to Pattaya. Talking about a couple of dozen girls I have approached, bought drinks for and chatted up about it by now. I had no idea some or all of those girls might have reacted just as dramatically negative if I had only been asking for a HJ, but I would not be surprised if they did.

[Christian G]

On beach road, getting paid 500 for ST and going all the way to some strange man's hotel is an awful deal.

Oh yes because gogo girls, bar girls and freelancers from disco don't going to some strange man's hotel.

or they have something wrong with them. Very likely HIV.

LOL again with this BS? Do you kidding us? The only one who has something wrong is you. Probably you are mentally ill.

If she was pretty and had a "sick kid" then Soi 6 would be a definite for her

Maybe she don't have time to spend all day sit on a stool in soi 6, but she want some quick money.

Especially not when you have ibar down the road; which is a different story all together. Still dangerous but much better than BR.

WOW customer from disco, because girls working in disco can't find a problematic customer, right? Many farangs in disco are drunk or worse high with some drugs.

[EihTooms]

I only say this out of public service for any new mongers reading this board that might be sucked in to going on BR.

-snip-

There might be 1 or 2 girls out of 1000 who are stupid enough to think BR is a good deal, but for the rest, they're either ugly or they have something wrong with them. Very likely HIV. I went for numerous walks down BR and I did not see a single woman I would ever consider.

As a public service to anyone reading this thread I would like to point out how utterly illogical your thinking is, particularly with regard to the subject of HIV and other STDs.

Has your circular illogic brought you to the conclusion that only ugly women are susceptible to contracing HIV or other STDs? Because, if the girls reduced (in your way of thinking) to working Beach Road are there because they didn't pass a medical check to either get a job or keep a job in a venue that requires a clean one, then there ought to be at least a notable percentage of younger, hotter girls kicked out of the go-go bars and beer bars for this same reason standing right along side of the ugly ones, wouldn't you say?

I mean, some that even you might be attracted to enough to consider taking for 1,000 baht or less, no?

[Banana Boi]

The other day I went to an afternoon massage on Soi 3 (the soi where Honey 1 is). I always thought these girls provided extras as I have had sex in a place on Soi 3 in the past. The girl I chose was around 20 and she looked very cute imo. I did get a decent massage from her but when I asked for a handjob with tip she looked absolutely disgusted. Just wondering if she just hated me or she really didn't provide even a HJ. I'm sure it didn't help that I interrupted her while she was eating her somtam.

[Banana Boi]

Not everyone wants to have to show up in a gogo for 8 hours a night 29 nights a month

Which gogo bars force the girls to work 29 nights per month? As far as I know it's usually 7 or 10 days working if they want their base salary, then off until they want to begin their next pay schedule.

I'm no expert at this since it's unimportant to me but my understanding of some gogo bars is that girls are not paid if they do not work 7 or 10 day shifts. Missing a day, coming in late, forgetting your badge number result in heavy fines. Sure some bars offer 10 k plus drinks per 7 days but most of these girls are so forgetful, flaky, and disorganized that they only get half of that by the end of the week. For this reason, many girls are not cut out for working in a gogo bar, especially as Mr. E points out regarding girls visiting from other cities for only a few days. Not sure on Soi 6 girl payment structure for salary and drinks.

So far I have few freelancers who want to meet me but told me they won't let me pay. (so I keep them at a distance.).

One gogogirl I went out with 2 nights still didn't have sex with but keeps asking me to go out again. She even said she pays the barfine herself next time (WTF).

Why stay away from FL's who won't let you pay?

Of course the gogo girl is willing to pay her own barfine if you pay her the going rates for a ST/LT. You're an easy date since she doesn't have to fuck you.

(1) Did you get body to body massage when you did soapy massage?

Getting a bodyslide / body to body massage is a given in any soapie.