Pattaya Reports

[Romzy]

Hi all,

Looking for some newbie advice in Pattaya. Me and for of my friends are staying in a private pool villa and wanted to get 5-6 girls over for a party (and then maybe an orgy. Earlier we had thought of getting the girls from DD but the girls are not good looking. Any recommendations of places where we can get 5-6 girls who get along together and also are hot.

[Pipe Layer99]

There are about 5 - 6 soapy massage parlors in Pattaya. Does anybody have any body to body massage experiences in those soapy massage parlors in the past 30 days? Please share your experiences. Thanks.

Doesn't really matter if it's 1 month or more than 6 months. It will be the same. The experience depends on if you and the girl hit it off. IMO, it's fine for a first time visit. After that, the originality / novelty is gone. Better options out there.

[UShobbyist]

There are about 5 - 6 soapy massage parlors in Pattaya. Does anybody have any body to body massage experiences in those soapy massage parlors in the past 30 days? Please share your experiences. Thanks.

[Banana Boi]

Everything they say is fake.

They are jealous as hell.

Let me add that the jealousy is also fake. It's a game to make you feel guilty so you can't let them go. I'll also add that crying is fake too.

I agree. Never stay with the same girl more than 1 consecutive day. Maybe 2 days max per week. They will look as you as an easy mark if you do. You'll think she loves you but she's actually laughing at you behind your back.

Watch out for sick buffalo / family stories..

I'm still waiting for my first sick buffalo story. Does this really still happen?

[Mr Enternational]

I am thinking about planning my next vacations in Pattaya because I am quite attracted to that place. I love the culture, cuisine and nature of this country, and since whenever I visit a place, I also want to know how local women are, do you have any comments about their personality?

You mean the partying, mongering, hookering culture? As JoeFox said, don't believe anything that those women tell you. And I would not advise to stay with one chick 3 days. 1 is enough. Catch and release is the name of the game in Pattaya.

[JoeFox]

I am thinking about planning my next vacations in Pattaya because I am quite attracted to that place. I love the culture, cuisine and nature of this country, and since whenever I visit a place, I also want to know how local women are, do you have any comments about their personality?

Everything they say is fake.

They are jealous as hell.

There love is as deep as your wallet.

Watch out for sick buffalo / family stories.

Respect the 3 day rule (never spend more than 3 days with the same).

Besides that? Very nice people.

[TunningRob]

I am thinking about planning my next vacations in Pattaya because I am quite attracted to that place. I love the culture, cuisine and nature of this country, and since whenever I visit a place, I also want to know how local women are, do you have any comments about their personality?

[Smyke]

My girl finally pulled up and we got a quick bb session in and passed out. I woke up around 10 am and banged her out 4 or 5 times until late checkout at 1 pm.

-HBK.

Wow you are racking up some impressive stats. You don't mention your age, but you appear to be able to climax 6 or 7 times a day for 3 days straight!

You might want to consider a new career as a porn star. (LOL).

[Bugzy 69]

I have over the last couple of days

"Man, I activated my tinder and thai friendly account a month before arriving, and had all these freelancer contacts set up. Guess how many I saw guys? F'in 0! The concept was there, but shit there were just too many options. ".


Rob.

That's reality bro, thumbs up. Been there done that, prior Patts visit I have always sort of collected online contacts but man o man the live opportunities are endless.

[HorseTrader]

Got a handful of line ids but you guys know how those conversations go- there's only so many "I miss you!" and "How are you" before you're over it.

Yes, that is the majority of Line IDs that I collected too. Too many simple text messages. Same situation with girls from ThaiFriendly/ThaiFlirting, beer bars, and go go bars.

But there can be a few good ones too. I've had interesting text messages and video chats with a go-go girl ever since I met her in November. Been doing the same with a Thai girl I met in a restaurant in January. I'll spend a week with one or both on my next visit. To make this work you need a girl with a decent brain and the ability to speak English, there are a few.

[EihTooms]

The girl that I had stayed from 3 am to 1 pm. If 10 hours is not a real Long Time, then how many hours would you say is?

I already wrote a bit more detail previously why that doesn't work for me as a "LT" from a P4P perspective even though she is in my room for a "long time".

If I have to elaborate further I guess I would say it is because it runs so contrary to my own sleep and waking up schedule; if I am finishing the first round that time of the morning (say about 5 am if not later) and then finishing the second round by 12:30 pm that afternoon (likely having begun that same morning) with a few hours sleep in between, I feel like I am just packing it in twice on the same day, in fact the same morning by virtually any usual definition, in order to accommodate HER After Hours schedule instead of my normal night time interest and normal morning interest in having sex, such that it is for me these days.

And I said that is from someone who lives here, not an overseas tourist whose sleep and waking up schedule is likely mixed up for a while anyway.

[Rob Jones]

Rob, I think the pivot is a solid move. I get a bit ocd at times and overplan, but no day ever followed suit, if anything it was the complete opposite. Time flies when you're on the ground there so just manage it as effectively as possible. I love the 10 baht buses for example, but sitting in traffic repeatedly is killer. Motorbike taxis all day every day. With the online contacts there is also the risk that they aren't as good looking or have old pictures. My 'plan' was to innocently invite a bunch out to a bar for drinks and pick / choose from there. Just never got a chance to put it into motion. Why gamble when there are sure things right under your nose you know? Just my 2 cents.

Cheers, you will have a blast.

Thanks Mate.

Like you I overplan and usually it doesn't work as well as I think it should so I will save my online contacts for when I am stuck but it will be like taking ice to the Arctic.

Thanks Rob.

[Lew Ashby]

I'm thinking of changing tact and to enjoy the hunt and save my contacts when things look a bit desperate.

Rob, I think the pivot is a solid move. I get a bit ocd at times and overplan, but no day ever followed suit, if anything it was the complete opposite. Time flies when you're on the ground there so just manage it as effectively as possible. I love the 10 baht buses for example, but sitting in traffic repeatedly is killer. Motorbike taxis all day every day. With the online contacts there is also the risk that they aren't as good looking or have old pictures. My 'plan' was to innocently invite a bunch out to a bar for drinks and pick / choose from there. Just never got a chance to put it into motion. Why gamble when there are sure things right under your nose you know? Just my 2 cents.

Cheers, you will have a blast.

[Rob Jones]

I have over the last couple of days enjoyed reading Hardknocks reports and, for a first time visitor to Thailand soon found them educational.

"Man, I activated my tinder and thai friendly account a month before arriving, and had all these freelancer contacts set up. Guess how many I saw guys? F'in 0! The concept was there, but shit there were just too many options. ".

This being the most relevant to me. My trip is in 2 weeks and like the quote above I have started to make some freelance contacts. I'm thinking of changing tact and to enjoy the hunt and save my contacts when things look a bit desperate. I do have a bi-sexual couple organised for a threesome and that will be possibly the only contact I will keep.

Thanks again Hardknocks.

Rob.

[Lew Ashby]

All, thanks for the kind words! I wasn't sure how much substance my reports really offered as I didn't get into prices that much and wasn't sure what value all my "rambling" would truly offer. Reading back over them, I did leave some minor things out like I went back into Bliss after the shocker from Nam to see Dao, but she had a customer. She still came over for a drink and I could sense her customer staring so I went in for one last obnoxious make out session, haha. The cutie from earlier was also no where to be found, but I am not sure I would've taken her there as I wouldn't want to make Dao look bad. The soi 6 girl charged 2000 the first two nights and the last night didn't ask for anything. Just one of those "up to you" I hate when they say that LOL. I gave her 1000.

I really should be saying thank you to all of you who consistently contribute throughout the year; reading your posts helped keep me focused on doing better this go round! During my first visit in March, I had 2 girls in Phuket over 3 days, 3 in Pattaya, and 0 in Bangkok as I fell in love with the beer bar girl Patty and brought her with me to BKK. Fun, but limited the trip. In one of my reports I actually said "I think I'm falling for this girl" LOL! A couple members straight up called me out (thank you BkkDog, MR E and BB) for not thinking rationally.

The only rule I broke this go round was that I said I wouldn't repeat with any girls, and I did twice; Once in Bangkok due to there literally being nothing NYE and the soi 6 girl who loved sex and would do anything over the course of the night a steal when most providers consider long time 2 pops. Nam would've been 3, but I guess that one wasn't meant to be. Well ok I lied, I did break another cardinal rule and will be on edge for the next few weeks- I went bareback with a Bangkok bargirl, the soi 6 girl all 3 LTs, and a LT session with a girl in HCMC. God it felt so good. Please please let me come out of this unscathed and I will wear condoms! . until it just inadvertently happens during that next GFE. Fml.

Man, I activated my tinder and thai friendly account a month before arriving, and had all these freelancer contacts set up. Guess how many I saw guys? F'in 0! The concept was there, but shit there were just too many options. Something for everyone in the land of smiles! My buddy loved Kinnaree, I am a fan of Soi 6, we BOTH loved Walking Street haha. I talked with a couple veterans who had been there more than a dozen times and one loved the beer bars (the fact that they are behind the bar just seems limiting, there can be a gem every now and then like Joy and Patty inside Simon), and others were all about the freelancers. We did do one lap through Lucifer one night but it was so damn loud in there, I questioned my ability to build any rapport or even negotiate prices. Myself being a binge drinking idiot, I also do not need to be buying full bottles of liquor as it never ends well! In the end, we decided that buying a 5 dollar lady drink in exchange for a lapdance, inspection of the goods, and establishing rapport is the best policy. I mean shit! In north America a lapdance is $20 and you MIGHT be able to touch. But even then you are stuck with blue balls as it's incredibly hard to pull them.

Oh the Pattaya / Thailand withdrawals are real! Fortunately, I took some good videos to perk me up, but they only go so far. Got a handful of line ids but you guys know how those conversations go- there's only so many "I miss you!" and "How are you" before you're over it. I didn't really talk money but I just looked at my spends. To be expected, fun had a direct relationship with spending. My budgeted spend per day was $200, it worked the first 2 days, but then doubled on my last planned day there as I wanted to do as much as possible. The impulse "hot route" return came in $700. Veterans can shake their heads here, I know it was reckless buying all the drinks and whatnot, but I guess we just like to have fun. Wherever you are in the world when you are having fun the girls can sense it and will want in. IMHO. Honestly, I am a pretty frugal person at home, but my buddy and I were talking and shit who knows the next time we will be here, healthy, and ready to go! It really is only money and you can't take it with you. Thinking of that 15 HR flight makes me want to throw up! I used to fancy providers in the US but we are talking 3-500 dollars per hour! Now I just fight the urge, think about how far that 9-16,000 baht can go in Pattaya, and jerk off / bone my girlfriend (I have issues I know LOL). I don't know how it was in Patts 10-20 years ago, but I've mongered in Germany, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Amsterdam, USA, Canada, Spain, Mexico, and Vietnam, and all I know is that Pattaya is my best available option NOW!

TL; DR.

My buddy and I are talking about coming back in September. I said it is one of the rainier months, and he said "what do we do in Pattaya when its sunny out?" I said "bone bargirls ", he said "what do we do in Pattaya when it's raining?" . Ahh the student has become the teacher. The quote of the trip was when we were sitting in Skyfall with topless girls grinding on us after we bought them a lady drink and he said "mutherf'er why didn't you prep me for this? I guess I just didn't want to tell him too much as it's best to experience everything yourself without anyone's preconceived notions. He did thank me for pushing the individual rooms. LOL. I met a cool at $$ canadian fellow in Skyfall while I was waiting for the girl to get ready my last night and we ripped some shots. He spoke very highly of Phnom Penh and said he was doing 10 days there after 6 in Pattaya. I may try and add this to the itinerary this fall.

I think my game plan would be as follows:

-Kinnaree at 2 pm to get a place on the couch and pounce on a worthy candidate.

-Soi 6 from 5-7 to find another worthy candidate, Simon Beer complex to search out hidden gem at 8:30/ tequillas with mamasan.

-Walking street at 9, NLT 10 (we were heading out at midnight and that was an oversight on our part, we could've already had a short time with a stunner by then!

-Get a short time in, then back out to walking street to search out another ST / LT candidate while having Soi 6 / Kinnaree girls as backup options (key word backup haha).

That's all I got fellas, hopefully next time I can meet up with some of the "brotherhood"! More the merrier imo! . My buddy and I were just talking about how hard it would be to describe Pattaya to people back in America. My buddy said "it is the end of the world", I call it "heaven".