Pattaya Reports

[BionicMan]

This 300mtr long Soi starts from triangle bar, just off soi buakhow opposite LK metro entrance.

You will find tens of massage places one after the other.

Each will have from 3-4 to 10-12 girls of any kind, shape, age and. Gender (not strictly dedicated, so you need to be atebyive of that is not your scene and ask before picking, even if some are prey obvious).

Walk it up and down to get a feeling before choosing one where to lay your bones.

Prices are average on 200 baht for the venue, a sort of BF / ST bed with curtain partitions.

The fee to the girl you negotI ate directly, even of one thousand bahts will make them happy and not moaning.

Cheap Charlie's can possibiy negotiate for less. Being now a buyer market there might be a good Success rate.

Few bars are scattered every now and then and. They do offer massage too! Surprise surprise.

I have bumps into a rather new one, maybe a 2-3 month old, called Anny's, halfway throUgh the Soi.

6-8 girls are there to give you a good time and check the chemistry. Do buy them a LD and they will be grateful.

A nice clean room is in the back, with brand new bathroom / shower facility.

350 is the BF and ST room, plus the fee to the girl.

Slightly more than a massage, all in all, but you can sample goods and attitude before buying.

(Side note: check the farang manager or owner does not take you in one of the pictures he posts on FB to promote the bar.

He is a bit careless about it and did not understand not all customers want such a 15 minute of glory as Warhol said.

You can easily find the page on FB by searching under Anny 's bar.

Here is a good shot of Prew, great oral skills and might be even worth LT or a few days (never break the 3-day rule, folks) for those interested. Very affectionate, slim but not skinny, enjoys bed activities if you trigger the right switch in her.

[Mr Enternational]

I could be wrong so beware. I know it can be hard to tell a ladyboy from a woman sometimes.

It is not hard at all. If you closed your eyes, could you tell the difference whether there was a man or woman talking to you? Ladyboys do not sound like women. Maybe it is like magic; you let your eyes fool you.

[HorneeFalang]

I haven't really been nervous on the planning phase of this trip until someone told a story about a nana bar experience and another monger (BKKDOG I think) pointed out it was a post op ladyboy bar. I feel very knowledgeable about lots of things thanks to forums. But is there a complete list somewhere of the ladyboy gogos or which ones are mixed and so on? I searched on here and came up with a few but man I'd like a exact list. HAHA. Thought of drinking one too many and getting into that situation is only thing left bothering me. Studying ways with arms or Adams apple or big feet or tall leaves me not too sure

Relax about the Katoey bars. If in doubt simply ask. I have never had an issue when I have sought clarification. "Are you ladyboy?" if yes, simply tell them that they are very beautiful but you want a lady, get up and leave. Under no circumstances be disrespectful or show aggression. Trust me, I have seen other rookies freak out and lose it. This has ended in blood on occasions. Not Thai blood. As far as arms and Adam's apples goes, be weary. In this country we have many skilled plastic surgeons. My checklist is 1) Height. 2) Voice. 3) Veins on back of hands. Its perfectly normal to have the fear of encountering the Katoey. It was something I was always got nervous about as well. These days I ask up front, compliment them and even have bought them a beer. But make it clear you don't want that little something extra. Good luck.

[Horatio]

First off I'd like to say thank you to all who helped me feel great about my first adventure overseas. Still have a couple things that I have question's about.

I haven't really been nervous on the planning phase of this trip until someone told a story about a nana bar experience and another monger (BKKDOG I think) pointed out it was a post op ladyboy bar. I feel very knowledgeable about lots of things thanks to forums. But is there a complete list somewhere of the ladyboy gogos or which ones are mixed and so on? I searched on here and came up with a few but man I'd like a exact list. HAHA. Thought of drinking one too many and getting into that situation is only thing left bothering me. Studying ways with arms or Adams apple or big feet or tall leaves me not too sure.

Motobike. I have a well reviewed taxi service for transportation from airport to BKK and then to Pattaya. Does anyone have a goto motorbike favorite that speaks decent english? I plan on being everywhere all throughout the day / night for some good reports. Motobike seems like a easier way with less walking. Especially when visiting some of the off-the-beaten path gentleman clubs, spas and restaurants. As well as Benjamit coffee shop, fountain of youth, temple of truth and beertopia. In Pattaya I will be utilizing the baht bus most of the time. But anyone have a good local motobike favorite that understands english?

Finally got my membership so feel free to pm me Motobike information.

Thanks.

I could be wrong so beware. I know it can be hard to tell a ladyboy from a woman sometimes. I accidently went into a ladybar gogo and pass by ladyboy bars on the different streets. With a bunch of them together you will notice. First off there will be a lot of tall "women". I mean the majority and I notice without thinking about it. Second maybe some lady boys are beautiful, but some just look like men. If you see several women who look like men in a bar, then maybe up your awareness. Of course if I am wrong then I wouldn't know so like I said take my post for what its worth.

I take the baht bus. I think it is better way to see city. But if you want motorbike driver they are everywhere. Just take the closest one. If they don't speak enough english just go to the next one, or take a baht bus. Motorbikes will be better if you are headed somewhere specific that takes some getting used to, but for motel to bars baht bus will work fine unless your motel is some place odd.

You might be better off waiting for someone e with more experience then me for a better answer though.

[ThatGuy68]

First off I'd like to say thank you to all who helped me feel great about my first adventure overseas. Still have a couple things that I have question's about.

I haven't really been nervous on the planning phase of this trip until someone told a story about a nana bar experience and another monger (BKKDOG I think) pointed out it was a post op ladyboy bar. I feel very knowledgeable about lots of things thanks to forums. But is there a complete list somewhere of the ladyboy gogos or which ones are mixed and so on? I searched on here and came up with a few but man I'd like a exact list. HAHA. Thought of drinking one too many and getting into that situation is only thing left bothering me. Studying ways with arms or Adams apple or big feet or tall leaves me not too sure.

Motobike. I have a well reviewed taxi service for transportation from airport to BKK and then to Pattaya. Does anyone have a goto motorbike favorite that speaks decent english? I plan on being everywhere all throughout the day / night for some good reports. Motobike seems like a easier way with less walking. Especially when visiting some of the off-the-beaten path gentleman clubs, spas and restaurants. As well as Benjamit coffee shop, fountain of youth, temple of truth and beertopia. In Pattaya I will be utilizing the baht bus most of the time. But anyone have a good local motobike favorite that understands english?

Finally got my membership so feel free to pm me Motobike information.

Thanks.

[Horatio]

I did a bit of exploring today. Went to soi 6 and soi buakhao. I am not sure I was at soi buakhao. I am pretty sure I found soi diana or soi LK metro. I know I was on soi bukhao. I found one place off buakhao full of bars and gogos. Buakhao worried me I was going to get ran over. There is no sidewalk and lots of traffic. I am not sure I am going back. The Web page I found on it really talked it up, but I don't know.

The thing I don't like about the gogos on walking street is they are all doing the same thing at the same time. When I was here long ago, beach club was my favorite. They had small dance stages spread out across the club. So if one set of dancers didn't seem interesting I would watch another. I went into several gogos this trip where it is 20 girls lined up on one stage just gyrating monotonously. Some where they never took their top off. The worst, they did that, and after what seemed 10 minutes would rotate one dancer over. All this to just a loud dance beat. I like music that you want to hear in a club.

I also found soi 6. I'm not sure what to think of it either. It seems cool and I will go back again tommorrow. It has several BJ bars. There are many other bars that look the same as a BJ bar so I don't know what I am entering when I go I to one. There were a lot of girls and quite a few young, pretty ones. I would like to find me a really pretty small young woman and there were some there. I am going to get the girl from post below tommorrow and probably the one from a few posts ago on Tuesday, so maybe on Wednesday. I have never fucked a butt so I am kind of looking forward to that tommorrow.

[Mr Enternational]

It kind of worries me, cheap, eager to please, butt stuff, no condom. We used condom, I said we had to. Should that be any kind of worry. I am guessing people here would rate her on lower half of scale.

Well according to most people here the best girls always have customers and are more in demand, hence the higher probability of them contracting something and passing it on to you. If your girl is on the lower half of the scale then maybe that would mean nobody ever takes her so there is less probability of her contracting something and passing it on to you.

[Horatio]

I was really wanting to have a small woman. I found one today, about 35 yo, 4'10, and maybe 90 lbs. I went to finger her butt hole, she asked if I wanted to do her butt. I said yes, and she said wait a minute and ran to the bath room. She come back out a couple minutes later and said no butt tonight, but next time. After things were done I asked her if I come back tommorrow we could do in her ass. She said sure. This is where she took my shoes. She walked over in probably 4 inch hells and was having a tough time. She put on my sandals and told me to get them when I get her tommorrow. I try really hard to go back when I say I will, so I knew I was going back there tommorrow. Anyway she ended up taking my sandals. It is just now 1030 and her bar is about 5 minute walk. I think I will go back tonight. They are about $50 Chaco sandals that I love.

Also I was having a hard time cumming, she pulled off condom and thought that would help. She was not rough looking but not pristine. She had a good body but some scars. Bar fine was 300, and I only had 1000 so that was total. I think she would have done whatever I wanted. It kind of worries me, cheap, eager to please, butt stuff, no condom. We used condom, I said we had to. Should that be any kind of worry. I am guessing people here would rate her on lower half of scale.

[MrManGuy]

I love to work, but I am not rice farmer earning 10 k baht a month. When in Asia live as the Asians do. Don't think like western. Morals don't matter here.

Soi 6 seems good recently. More pretty girls than I remember.

I really want to go for a walk along the beech; but I hear it is not safe at night.

[NishimuraEU]

Hi,

Has anyone tried freelancers that advertise on ThaiFriendly?

Some of them assist at their rooms in Condos. Is that safe? Are the photos real?

As I am not really into bars and all that stuff, I am interested in more discreet options like freelancers during the day. So I wonder if the ones on ThaiFriendly could be a solution.

Thanks.

[APReport]

Fan stands across the road from Tahitian Queen. Petite, under 5 ft, slender, straight dark hair, white skin. Spoke English, said she's 20 why, from Surin, first week in Pattaya. Quoted 1000ST. In the hotel room she wanted me to pay first. Told her I always pay after. She demanded that I pay first. I said then she can leave. She refused to leave and started shouting for the money. As I called hotel security she threatened to phone her police boyfriend and claimed that she's only 19 thus I would have to pay 10000 to stay out of jail. She pretended to phone someone. Hotel security escorted her out.

Two nights later from a distance I witnessed her arguing with a customer at her spot on BR.

[Banana Boi]

Say I take a woman back to the motel at 10. We are finished by 11, then what? Neither of us would be ready for sleep. Do we go back out and do what?

Take her to eat, go to a late movie, go experience a Thai bar on the Dark Side, go play pool, go to a disco, take her to some gogo bars, watch TV with her and grope her for a couple hours before you sleep. it's all up to you. The fair is on now. Located on 3rd Road behind Central Festival. Girls love it there. Otherwise, save some cash and do ST and go get a second ST girl at midnight.

[Horatio]

Say I take a woman back to the motel at 10. We are finished by 11, then what? Neither of us would be ready for sleep. Do we go back out and do what?

When I was here long ago, I would sleep and assumed she did also. I don't know if the night life lasted as late then. Now I am not ready for sleep til later and would just lie awake.

[LaoMan]

I have been wrestling with the tipping issue since I first visited here. When I am out with my Thai GF I let her handle most all of the spending, and she will tip more or less a fixed amount, such as BB's recommended 20 Baht, rather than a percentage. (I think she only tips because I question her when she doesn't)!) In other words, I concur with BB's recommendations, though I will still often try to give a 10% tip. If the service happens to be outstanding, I will give more. But who gives outstanding waiter service over here? I mean, how often do the waiters come around in Thailand to ask how the food is, do you need anything else, do you want dessert, are you ready for your check, etc? They do things differently there, which means we should tip differently as well.

For some of us that obsequiousness is not good service. I do not want a waiter asking me how I like my food; they don't give a stuff, so why should they ask? I realise this sort of behaviour is the norm in the US, but people in other countries are not happy with this. A good waiter is unobtrusive until he / she is required. If I ask for advice, say about a certain wine, and get a good recommendation, that is what I regard as good service. This "Hi my name is. And I am your server tonight. " is rubbish I can do without.

[Horatio]

Me: A drink? She can't be thirsty. She has not done anything to make her thirsty yet.

Like Banana Boi said, drinks need to be earned, not just given out because someone comes to sit next to you.

Take their hand and put it on your dick.

I guess you have yet to realize that that is why they are there. If there were no 50 year old men around to grope them, then they would be out of a job. And to some it may be less depressing sitting around in the ac with a guy groping them, than working outside in the scorching sun on a rice farm. I am always a bit depressed about going to work too though, so I can sympathize.

So I am giving impressions for what they are worth, and sometimes I am going to be wrong. I think I was wrong on that. I met a real friendly mid 20's last night. The 40 year old was a big let down. I took a girl from some beer bar. I was a bit drunk and told her I might not be able. She said she would make it work. And damned if she didn't.

I agree on the work thing. I asked the 40 year old how she liked her job. She said she didn't really, but it paid better then her last job as a cook. That should have been a warning I guess. The girl last night said she didn't visit home because she missed the money when she did.

I like the beer bars better then gogos. I like playing games.

I will try the putting their hand on my dick thing. Thanks for the replies.