Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

Just finished 3 days in BKK and go to Pattaya. I take a door to door taxi arranged by the BKK hotel for 1800 b. A little high on price but the mini van was waiting for me when I checked out and got me to my Pattaya hotel safe.

Nice report! Thanks for sharing!

It's good to see that Lucifer is in play for pick ups. They did a really nice job renovating that club. Nice and spacious an not too smokey (something a lot of girls complain about with 808).

I was there 2 X a couple of weeks ago during my last trip. First time it was super packed because of some event and I was with one of my regulars, so did not have a chance to take a goo look at the offerings. Second time me and Illusionheart cruised through there but did not find anything that appealed to us so we ended up at Ibar.

It would be nice to have a good alternative to Ibar / Insomnia. Lucifer is still way behind Ibar as far as talent goes. It will take some time to build up the clientele in the meantime. A lot of the girls are regulars at Ibar because they are tied to promotions and points, etc. Hopefully over time Lucifer will be able to attract some of them with their promotions and to get some of the new girls coming to town.

In any case its good to have alternatives, especially on nights when Ibar is too busy and Lucifer can catch the spillover.

[TremontTed]

Wake up on day two and realize the girl from last night has given me a hickey on my neck, have not had one of these in years LOL. I sleep to noon wake up and have lunch at the hotel. I have not also slept to noon in years. This is feeling more like a vacation. I hit the pool for a couple hours then my massage lady from yesterday for a Thai massage. My first thai massage, very good with lots of stretching. Before I know it's already dinner time. I walk over to Central mall. Tried a sushi hot pot buffet place for 410 b. I think I've seen enough of Central Mall and will try new places. Kill some time back at the hotel before my night hot. No afternoon bang today.

Motor bike to walking street around 10 pm. Could be a long night so I decide to have a second dinner at Pattaya Beer Garden and some beers to start. Great place at the entrance to walking street. Nice breeze blowing. I continue where I left off yesterday trying random bars for drinks. There is just some much to see.

By 1 am I settle into Lucifer. I notice Freelancers are more low key. They never approach me and at most give a coy low key smile. A big difference from the Soi 6 girls. This is not a problem as I prefer to choose the girl. I see 2 girls I like at a table and approach them. There drinking San Miguel Lights and so and I, we all get a laugh at that. The girl I like has jean shorts and small tank top. Shorter bob style hair. Not a spinner but still a petite girl. Her friend is older but still a good looking girl. We all hit it off and drink and dance at the table. I decide to give my girl a test when her friend went to the bathroom. I give her a DFK and she responds good. I talk a little to the older friend and I get the impression my friend is new to the game and she is the mentor. We party for a couple hours and I can tell my girl really likes being out and dancing.

The older friend departs us and that's my cue to take my girl back to the hotel. Back at the hotel, we shower separate. Start with DFK, DATY and missionary. We move onto cowgirl and this is where she excels like the girls from last night. I shoot my load. I go for post sex shower. I finish my shower and I notice she is out cold sleeping well I guess she's spending the night, I prefer to sleep alone. I left 2000 P near her purse and she leaves at 8 AM.

Living the dream in Pattaya.

[TremontTed]

Just finished 3 days in BKK and go to Pattaya. I take a door to door taxi arranged by the BKK hotel for 1800 b. A little high on price but the mini van was waiting for me when I checked out and got me to my Pattaya hotel safe.

2 hour plus drive from BKK. As we enter Pattaya and turn left onto beach drive I roll down the window. I see the water and.

A nice breeze blows in. Now I feel like I'm on vacation. Driving down beach towards central I see all the shops, restaurants, bars and girls. So much to do. I arrive at my small hotel off second street and central, I will do a review of the place post trip. I drop my bags in the room have a quick lunch and head for ground zero.

I arrive at Soi 6 a little after 3 pm. Its broad daylight and I've had nothing to drink yet. I pick a random bar and go in. Pick a.

Girl and get a San Miguel light at the bar and lady drink for my new friend. She takes a handy wipe and cleans my face and.

Hands. Gives me a little neck rub too. A nice gesture. We get to know each other, she plays pocket pool while I fondle her butt. She offers boom boom upstairs but I finish my drink and head out. She was doable but I was still looking. I repeat this same act at a second bar.

I'm walking up to the pussy club and I see one of the girls from the back only. Spinner, dark tan, and a great ass in spandex shorts. She's the one. I go up to her and she turns around. She has a lot of makeup on and its all caked on, not sure what she was hiding. We go inside and get drinks. Her pocket pool is more intense then the others. She attempts to give a grind lap dance while I sit on the stool. I pull the back of her shorts, a little and peak at a tiny black thong and 2 brown butt cheeks. We finish our drinks and I motion upstairs. She informs we will have to use the short term place down the street. 1000 b for her and 300 b for the room.

We get to the short to room and both take separate showers. We exchange a couple of light kisses. Her box looks nice and I do a little DATY to get us started. I move on to missionary and then doggie. The bed had a mirror at the head rest. She pressed her hands against the mirror while I banged away in doggie position. The view of the ass and seeing her face in the mirror was priceless. I shoot my load and we clean up and part ways. I will keep an image of that ass in the spank bank for years to come.

I stumble out of the ST hotel and need a rest. I look up and see a foot massage place and go for it. I get a foot massage and my nails done. It kills 1. 5 hours and I have a nice view of soi 6. The foot massage lady did a great job and the foot massage helped with some of the aches and pains I had.

Rested for a bit at the hotel then meet 2 girls from Thai Friendly at the Central Mall. Both looked good in person but english was pretty limited. I was hungry so I got a quick bite to eat and they had some Thai teas or something. Conversation was not to good given the language barrier. Took them to the nice bowling ally on the top floor. Everyone relaxed a little and had a good time. Two games for 3 people, 1000 b. I decide to cut my losses at this point. I tell them I have to leave and meet someone at my hotel at 10 pm.

I really did head back to the hotel but to shower and freshen up. I grab a motorbike taxi to walking street for 70 b. I see walking street for the first time, wow jar drop. I decide to hit some of the bars with live bands looking for freelancers. The first one I go to is the one that has the older mature crowed. The second bar I hit was the stone house. They sit me at a table and I order a whiskey on the rocks. Waiting for my drink I look up at the table in front of me and see the girls from ThaiFriendly. I try to leave but the waiter stop me "sir your drink coming" at this point it decide to work with it. I tap the girls on the shoulder and say Hi. I join them for one drink and make another excuse to leave. They said they have office jobs in BKK and visit Pattaya for vacation. I get the feeling there semi pros or testing the waters.

At this point I resume my assault on walking street. Hit a bar, drink a beer and move on. I lose track on the number of bars and drinks. Talked to random girls was generous with drinks for them and waitstaff. Went up all the little side streets and checked out the door girls. I tried to take it all in. I knew the walking street would include a lot of drinking so I packed a Levitra in my pocket that I picked up in BKK. I settle in Lucifer and pop the Levitra and chase it with a San Miguel.

I see a girl at Lucifer that catches my eye. She is the opposite of the little spinner from the afternoon. She has a medium build but carries it well, it looks at tight. Dressed casual in t shirt and jean shorts she was out to have a good time. At first I just wanted to grab her an go. We have a round of drinks to get to know each other. Then some dancing, then more drinks. Conversation is good and we are hitting it off. Now I'm just going with the flow. We move on from dancing to full french kissing. We say bye to friends and hit another bar. More drinking, dancing, kissing and joking around. The Levitra had kicked in and now I'm sporting a woody. I try to get my shirt to conceal it. We motorbike it back to my hotel. We have not discussed money yet.

Back at the hotel we shower together. We move onto the bed. DFK, DATY, missionary and doggie. She was very vocal during sex and seemed to be one of those girls that really loves sex. The Levitra worked great and we went at it for awhile. The problem was I was getting tired. I decide to fake an orgasm. I throw the condom in the toilet before she can see it and we shower again. Still being drunk, we have drunk-talk for the next couple hours in bed. After a couple hours Mr. Levitra kicked in. We got a second round with her on top in cowgirl. This is where she excelled. She had just the prefect motion going. I shoot my load and kinda fast too. Another post sex shower. She knows from early talk that I like to sleep alone. I leave 2000 b near her purse and walk her to the front door and get her a motorbike home. Off to bed for me.

[Banana Boi]

My bad then. I assumed you were opposed to soapies since you mentioned you wanted oilies. Others have already mentioned the soapies. At Central Marina, there are Honey 2, Sabai Dee, Sabai Resort, and Rasputin. On Soi Honey off 2nd Road, there is Honey 1. Fairly close to Honey 1 there is PP Massage on Soi 21. Prime time is 6-9 pm. I guess 5 pm is doable. After 9 pm, the guys start coming. Don't worry about the East Indians. Usually only 1 person in the group of 20 takes a girl. Don't expect anything close to a GFE at a soapie. I personally find them very mechanical. All the girls have the same routine. It's fun the first time though. Choose wisely.

[Blanquiceleste]

Maybe if you drop your stinginess glasses you will see that there is a slight difference between killing time in front of 7-Eleven, or inside Lucifer, or Insomnia, LOL.

I really pity these old scrappy buggers in shorts and Chang beer a-shirt, sipping already at 11 am in open bars.

Looks like someone has a lot to learn about Pattaya. Well, we all get there sooner or later, either by learning from others of by one's own experience (aka stupidity).

[Blanquiceleste]

Every baht counts. Entire economies (at least ones the books), can be counted down to the last penny. Second, Pattaya / Bangkok get a lot of punters coming in from online forums (not so much this one). There are many punters who use reports to determine if their next trip is worth it or not, that is if they don't already have friends who go there regularly to ask. When people were saying how awesome Pattaya was because you could get a new hot 20 year old GF every night, all night, for $40, it certainly generated some hype and got people packing their bags. If that is true, I don't see why the inverse wouldn't be true (people avoiding coming when they see reports about the prices being much higher and girls being older).

The logic is good, but then. TIT.

[Eric Swiss]

Is there a reason you are opposed to the soapies? All the soapies will have the tub and the main soapies in Pattaya have WAY nicer rooms than the Superior room at Dream Teen. I've been to Club 102 in BKK too are even those rooms can't match the nice rooms as the soapies.

No, I don't have anything against the soapies. There's someone who just said they had been overrun by Indian bus tour companies, but I don't really know myself.

Although, come to think of it, I don't know if the soapies have a decent line-up mid-afternoon, or if you've got to wait till the evening before they come alive. Any nice soapies you might recommend in Pattaya?

[HurHurRahRah]

It depends on the bar. I did two STs at Red Point. But I know you can't use the upstairs at Night-Wish. They use an ST hotel nearby.

Not sure about the other bars as I did not see anyone anywhere else that I really wanted to take upstairs last trip.

A couple of lookers at Red Point this trip. Me and Illusionheart definitely indulged.

Yes, was at Nightwish last weekend and had to go to a hotel nearby for the ST.

The room was 400 baht, but don't think I got charged with a BF.

However was at Goodfellas the day after and the girl said upstairs are OK to go there.

So every bar has a different policy I guess.

[Banana Boi]

I like Cat at Dream Teen. Looks new. Many of those photos have been up for at least 2 years. 90% of the girls I wouldn't even touch.

Is there a reason you are opposed to the soapies? All the soapies will have the tub and the main soapies in Pattaya have WAY nicer rooms than the Superior room at Dream Teen. I've been to Club 102 in BKK too are even those rooms can't match the nice rooms as the soapies. You may also want to consider Kinnaree Place. The bar area is a similar feel to Club 102.

[Eric Swiss]

Maybe you could try Dream Teen Massage http://dream-teen-pattaya.com/ they have jacuzzi room. Sure isn't High End place and I don't know about their line up, but at least isn't a cheap place with mattress on the floor behind the curtains like many others shops in soi Honey or soi Chaiyapoon.

Thanks for that. The Superior room looks nice on their website, and it's 550 Baht. I may check them out.

[ParkVille]

Maybe you could try Dream Teen Massage http://dream-teen-pattaya.com/ they have jacuzzi room. Sure isn't High End place and I don't know about their line up, but at least isn't a cheap place with mattress on the floor behind the curtains like many others shops in soi Honey or soi Chaiyapoon.

I've heard rather bad reports about this place on the other forum. Just saying this as a heads-up, not a refutation to your suggestion about clean rooms.

[ParkVille]

I'm used to going to high-end full-service oily massage shops in Bangkok like Addict and Club 102. By high-end I mean that the rooms are actually very nice, and they have a large selection of young hotties from noon onwards. I have written many reports on these two shops. Is there anything comparable to them in Pattaya? I think not, but it never hurts to double-check with better-informed people.

Sadly no. Soapies used to be high end but are now just places for Indian tour groups. And the girls who work there are super mercenary and clinical (most times). Heck, in Pattaya, you're lucky if the massage shop even has a private room, let alone if its high-end. I'd say you hit jackpot if you can find a really cute girl and shag her in a private (and clean) room. I've certainly found more cute girls than clean rooms in massage shops, that's for sure. Usually, it's all about bar-fining them back to your hotel. They like it usually as they (eventually) relax and unwind, especially on repeat visits. My advice, go hunting, find the cutest girl, get a massage and let her do her teasing or whatever. When she asks what you want (eg: FS / etc), offer to BF her, maybe take her to dinner or drinks first (really helps to get them relaxed and comfortable as they may not be used to barfining much), then continue the massage back at your hotel, where it's clean and you'll likely get more mileage too.

[Old New Guy]

I'm used to going to high-end full-service oily massage shops in Bangkok like Addict and Club 102. By high-end I mean that the rooms are actually very nice, and they have a large selection of young hotties from noon onwards. I have written many reports on these two shops. Is there anything comparable to them in Pattaya? I think not, but it never hurts to double-check with better-informed people.

There *could* be, and that would be the massage / clubs that cater to Asians. One of them is a very big one is on 3rd Road, near to Pattaya North, just few meters inside a side street. I will admit that I've never been inside, but the setup stands apart looked from outside.

[Dan7373]

I'm used to going to high-end full-service oily massage shops in Bangkok like Addict and Club 102. By high-end I mean that the rooms are actually very nice, and they have a large selection of young hotties from noon onwards. I have written many reports on these two shops. Is there anything comparable to them in Pattaya? I think not, but it never hurts to double-check with better-informed people.

It's hard for me to understand guys who focus so much on the building and the room, rather than on the lady. For me, the lady is far more important, than the place she is at. Because I'm there for her and not for the place.

If the lady is really hot, then I wouldn't even mind sneaking off with her into the bathroom for some acrobatic standing hanky-panky. It's not just about the comfort. There is something to be said for the hot lady and you working together like a team to achieve hot penetrations in unusual and difficult situations.

But if the lady is not hot, then even the best room in the world wouldn't turn me on for her.

I'd say that Darling Massage has good rooms and some attractive ladies too.

http://www.darlingpattaya.com/Our-staff/7131

Sabai Room, Sabai Dee, and PP Body Massage are also the kind of places you might want to check out.

I think the ladies in Pattaya come from a different part of Thailand than the ladies in Bangkok. Pattaya ladies are mostly from Isaan. They have a different complexion and different look. I like their looks and their natural boobs. They are less likely to have boob-jobs done. Which I like. I'd rather have small natural boobs, than big silicone boobs.

The only way to know whether you will like the ladies and the places there is to go there and check them out for yourself.

The only thing I don't like about Pattaya is that their business is less transparent. You don't really know what the ladies are offering, unless you ask. And some of their bigger places, such as Sabai Room and Sabai Dee, don't even have websites where you can check out the ladies.

When I find a hot chick, and I'm with her for the first time, then I need two shots with her. One time is not enough. And my impression is that ladies in Pattaya offer this kind of thing less than in Bangkok. I can't say this for sure. But I haven't had Pattaya ladies offer me to have a second go with them. It's something you need to ask the lady for, and her answer is never sure. Lack of transparency means that there is less competition. Ladies often don't know what other ladies are doing with their guys. Which means that your experience can vary a lot from one lady to another.

[Uncle Volodya]

I heard a rumour that you can't go upstairs at Soi 6 due to some crackdown. Anyone know anything more about this?

It depends on the bar. I did two STs at Red Point. But I know you can't use the upstairs at Night-Wish. They use an ST hotel nearby.

Not sure about the other bars as I did not see anyone anywhere else that I really wanted to take upstairs last trip.

A couple of lookers at Red Point this trip. Me and Illusionheart definitely indulged.