Pattaya Reports

[Broxy]

I have read in reports previously about a place on Soi Buakhao near to central Pattaya road about a shop well known for selling good quality watches (Phillipe Patak comes to mind) can anyone tell me what it is called or name of owner? If I remem er correctly there are 2 similar shops next to each other near end of Soi Buakhao so which one is it? Is it Mr Jacks or something similar? Thanks for any help on this matter.

[FunExplorer]

Syzzgies,

Thanks for making a point here. You don't have to be Indian to stink (again broad generalization by a lot of folks here on these forums). I live and work in US and travel worldwide and I have been in the vicinity of French and Belgian business folks that smelt like they haven't showered in ages. Asians (non-Indians) do smell- especially if they had fish for lunch or dinner and you are meeting them and they open their mouth for a conversation. At the end of the day, behave well and spend that money (and I think Indians are starting to exert their economic clout. I won't be surprised them buying beer bars and such in Pattaya or Bangkok- just like they bought Nashaa out in Pattaya) and girls don't care a hoot about anything else.

I agree with you. Generalization would be incorrect. I have experienced men stinking irrespective of the nationalities. Also I endorse your point that girls don't care a hoot as long its money, honey, though basic hygiene is essential for every one not only here in Pattaya, else where also.

[FunExplorer]

Hi,

Myself from India and went for my first trip this April. With my online research I was having a feeling that there was going to be a lot of rejection. But we were welcome in most places and had an awesome trip. I'm ugly as fuck and we didn't dress all that well (cheap looking t-shirt, shorts and flipflops). Occasionally some reject you (some freelancers, gogos, clubs etc) and also while many girls jump on top of other tourists you may have to take the initial step and approach girls. As long as you have money there are plenty of pussies out there, you just have to go with the flow.

Regarding sharing rooms, not only its convenient to get separate rooms but also its more economical. If you decide to pay the joiner fees instead and if you fuck more than once you have already paid for the second room.

When you go out you can always go in with your friends unless you have a large group. I felt the large groups were mostly getting rejected but not exactly sure what there were discussing.

Large unruly crowd of young men are not welcome in gogos. That is because they create rucus and nuisance for other clients. I have seen several groups getting rejected from not only Australia, India, Pakistan etc. Unruly behavior is not uncommon when young men are in groups and tend to over react and thus get rejected.

[Banana Boi]

Anyone heard about a chick doing duo jobs in sin city?

Lots of girls work at one place during the day then switching to another at night. For example Kinnaree closes at 7 pm so after it closes the girls rush off to work at beer bars, karaoke bars, etc. Many Soi 6 girls hop over to iBar after Soi 6 closes around 1 am.

[Deeepster]

Flying in from Denpasar, hit BKK airport after noon.

Immigration and waiting at baggage belt 50 minutes in total.

Went down to lower ground floor to buy a bus ticket to Pattaya.

Bell bus to Arcea Lodge, arrived after 2,5 hours.

Napped 5 hours and went out for a meal and some pints at Soi Langkee.

Relocated to Windmill and was surprised how few guests in there.

Same sleaze as always, but bored out after two LITs.

Went over to Iron club 11.30, Namtan told me she start her light show at midnight.

Rejected company from some of her colleagues.

It went to a Limhal (never ending story) show but at 1.30 we took a McTaxi stopping at.

LK metro to buy some Pizza slices and Somtam.

Back at the the room the fuzzy story started, we showered together and she went down.

Headed to the bed and after 30 minutes or so she said she had to go to balcony for a zip of fresh air, in Soi Diana.

She hailed out a small water pipe and said lets go together on this.

I told her Big NoNo! If you want you can but not on my balcony, neither in my room.

She told me if so, no more bombom. Angry as a wasp she went and throw 3 x 500 baht bills on the floor.

Dressed and shouted don't you dare tell mamasan here is your BF money, never want to see you again!

Never ever enter Iron again you weak heart.

Anyone here had here or talked to her before?

She told me before she is working at Mona Lisa soi6 until 11 pm and after do her show at Iron club, emailing.

Funny thing is that she left her knicker but brought the plastic bag with SomtamCrab.

Anyone heard about a chick doing duo jobs in sin city?

Confused.

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[Cool]

I'm American and I think I know my hygiene better than anyone on this board. On top of that I don't work outside.

Sounds good in theory. However be aware that a large portion of guys that stink, do not know they stink. I had to tell a Farang guy that I worked with that he ponged, especially after returning from the Gym and the whole office knew about it, and he wore these synthetic shirts. He was able to largely rectify the problem after being told. He probably realised a shower after Gym was important, maybe deodorant was important, and not to put a stinky shirt back on. He simply did not know, until I had the guts to tell him. No one else was game to.

I used to know an Italian guy that claimed one shower a day was sufficient. He ponged badly enough. He did not know.

One shower per day is certainly not enough when going to see Thai girls. As I said before, very important to take a shower just before going to them (with clean shirt), and shower before and after sex. Don't kid yourself that you know better. Thai girls will not respect a guy that skips a shower. It is very anti Thai culture. In Thailand you have to be prepared to change the way you do things. Thorough mouth cleaning is also very important if you want kissing..

[Sammyt]

Sounds like a good book for me to read as well. I had recently a nasty episode with one money-grubbing hooker I knew long time, which left bad taste in my mouth.

No, you're thinking of a blowjob;-P.

[Darpra]

Hi everyone,

Requesting some tips from experts. Have done my research here plus online, still hope to receive some valuable tips.

Being Indian (38 years, physically quite fit), seems I will have to work hard to get great ladies. (good clothing, cologne, treating working women as humans, good budget-ticked) Hope you guys don't have preconceived notions me being an Indian.

Will be in Pattaya in first week of May. Staying at Siam. Me plus one friend. Do we need to split or 2 is OK?

Planning to experience following.

Soapy. Rasputin. BJ bar. Club104 or some on Soi6. Oily. Whatever strikes on way.

Gogos. Not much inclined. Maybe visit Windmill and whatsapp.

Clubs. Insomina / Ibar. More interested in freelancers. Hope to find at this bar. Also will try walking street or beach road. Bit skeptical about beach road..

Hi,

Myself from India and went for my first trip this April. With my online research I was having a feeling that there was going to be a lot of rejection. But we were welcome in most places and had an awesome trip. I'm ugly as fuck and we didn't dress all that well (cheap looking t-shirt, shorts and flipflops). Occasionally some reject you (some freelancers, gogos, clubs etc) and also while many girls jump on top of other tourists you may have to take the initial step and approach girls. As long as you have money there are plenty of pussies out there, you just have to go with the flow.

Regarding sharing rooms, not only its convenient to get separate rooms but also its more economical. If you decide to pay the joiner fees instead and if you fuck more than once you have already paid for the second room.

When you go out you can always go in with your friends unless you have a large group. I felt the large groups were mostly getting rejected but not exactly sure what there were discussing.

[KrisMonger]

Sounds good in theory. However be aware that a large portion of guys that stink, do not know they stink. I had to tell a Farang guy that I worked with that he ponged, especially after returning from the Gym and the whole office knew about it, and he wore these synthetic shirts. He was able to largely rectify the problem after being told. He probably realised a shower after Gym was important, maybe deodorant was important, and not to put a stinky shirt back on. He simply did not know, until I had the guts to tell him. No one else was game to.

I used to know an Italian guy that claimed one shower a day was sufficient. He ponged badly enough. He did not know..

Syzzgies,

Thanks for making a point here. You don't have to be Indian to stink (again broad generalization by a lot of folks here on these forums). I live and work in US and travel worldwide and I have been in the vicinity of French and Belgian business folks that smelt like they haven't showered in ages. Asians (non-Indians) do smell- especially if they had fish for lunch or dinner and you are meeting them and they open their mouth for a conversation. At the end of the day, behave well and spend that money (and I think Indians are starting to exert their economic clout. I won't be surprised them buying beer bars and such in Pattaya or Bangkok- just like they bought Nashaa out in Pattaya) and girls don't care a hoot about anything else.

[Syzygies]

I wear cologne but I was also blessed with a low body chemistry so 95% of the time a shower and clean clothes to start the day is all I need.

Sounds good in theory. However be aware that a large portion of guys that stink, do not know they stink. I had to tell a Farang guy that I worked with that he ponged, especially after returning from the Gym and the whole office knew about it, and he wore these synthetic shirts. He was able to largely rectify the problem after being told. He probably realised a shower after Gym was important, maybe deodorant was important, and not to put a stinky shirt back on. He simply did not know, until I had the guts to tell him. No one else was game to.

I used to know an Italian guy that claimed one shower a day was sufficient. He ponged badly enough. He did not know.

One shower per day is certainly not enough when going to see Thai girls. As I said before, very important to take a shower just before going to them (with clean shirt), and shower before and after sex. Don't kid yourself that you know better. Thai girls will not respect a guy that skips a shower. It is very anti Thai culture. In Thailand you have to be prepared to change the way you do things. Thorough mouth cleaning is also very important if you want kissing. Sure I believe I stink less than average guys but I still take the extra precautions. Trying to skip a shower is just inexcusable behaviour, even if you believe you don't need it. Just accept that it is required and go with it. I never try to skip the shower no matter how recently I already showered. It is better to conform to the standard expected.

Be aware that others may have a 10 times more sensitive nose than you have, and that some guys do not smell acrid under arm at all. They are clueless.

Perhaps avoid food very high in garlic, unless its the very mild Large garlic they use on steamed fish. The odours stay too long.

[Haven123]

Anyone had experience hiring a girl for a week or a few days?

I have a few times, and most recently in Jan (with a girl I had met earlier in May who had returned back to her family's farm in Isaan).

1. Ensure you have been with such a girl (before you make such a deal) and for at least a few days. You want to be very sure you would enjoy the girls company 24*7. Also, looks do matter. Since you will be out and about with her. Do you want to be seen with an old hag or a just an average girl who dresses and carries herself in a mediocre way. For me, I was looking for true girl friend experience for 10 days.

2. FYI, Only found out she'd left Pattaya after I got there. We never discussed money and she took a overnight bus with a back pack and stayed with me for 10 days. We hit a number of bars, restaurants and discos together and did other touristy things that I wanted to do. It will cost you a lot more since you will be paying for everything. I love the brunch buffets at the Hilton and teppanyaki places and shopping / movies at Central Festival, a couple of massages etc, so I factored that in. I always bring perfumes and dresses since I was there for a month. This one (about 27-28 years old, and an 8 spinner, cute face, excellent skin, teeth, hair etc.) , got 5-6 dresses from Nordstrom Rack as well, as I liked her looking chic. Besides everything else I paid for, and the in kind gifts, I gave her 25 k cash, plus 1. 5 K for transport. Daily expenses for food and drink for her while hanging with me was about 1. 5 k- 2 K per day. It was great GFE experinece and never had a single issue. A really nice person. I don't maintain any email or social media site contacts once I leave the country. If she is still single and not working, and wants to, I will repeat in Jan when I return. I am learning the hard way that girls like her are hard to find. Your personality and the girls personality have to mesh for something like this to work. You have to settle into a nice, comfortable and agreeable cohabitation. For me, such a girl needs to act refined and have great manners and personal touch.

Therefore, I would say that this is NOT a high probability outcome since there are too many variables, if it is a week or more 24* 7.

Best to keep moving for me. And I probably like Latin girls somewhat better. Thai girls are always looking for something that could be a LT relationship , from their point of view. Can't blame them. 18-23 Latin girls, in my experience, are more interested in partying and staying single, and that works better for me. YMMV, if you like Thai girls more. Good Luck and all the best.

[FunExplorer]

Hi everyone,

Requesting some tips from experts. Have done my research here plus online, still hope to receive some valuable tips.

Being Indian (38 years, physically quite fit), seems I will have to work hard to get great ladies. (good clothing, cologne, treating working women as humans, good budget-ticked) Hope you guys don't have preconceived notions me being an Indian.

Will be in Pattaya in first week of May. Staying at Siam. Me plus one friend. Do we need to split or 2 is OK?

Planning to experience following.

Soapy. Rasputin. BJ bar. Club104 or some on Soi6. Oily. Whatever strikes on way.

Gogos. Not much inclined. Maybe visit Windmill and whatsapp.

Clubs. Insomina / Ibar. More interested in freelancers. Hope to find at this bar. Also will try walking street or beach road. Bit skeptical about beach road..

First of all your notion that being an Indian, you will have to work hard to get great ladies is wrong and not based on facts. Girls just do not care about your dress though one is expected to be decent enough and maintain normal hygiene not smell bad. At the end of the day, all that matters is money for the girls, at least in most of the cases, as there may be some rare exceptions. I have never experienced any difficulty in getting top girls and they have treated me very well. Be courteous and nice to girls.

To answer your second question, it is entirely up to you to stay in a double room together or separately. Most of us prefer to stay separate so that we can bring girls and have our own pace.

Of course, you can go together for hunting!

There are plenty of beer bars and I am surprised you are not able to find one!

[Breadman]

Indians regularly share 23 square m rooms where I stay. In a lot of cases it will be 4-5 guys sharing the room. Almost hostel conditions..

I think the comment about staying 2 or more to the room had to do with taking a girl back to your room. I've read that in many cases all the guys in the room want a shot with the girl without paying her anything extra.

No, we are not sharing rooms. Booked separate rooms. Was asking about roaming around in group of 2 or solo..

There's nothing wrong with taking a wingman along for the hunt, just don't approach one girl together. And don't you or your buddy hover in the background either or walk back to the hotel at the same time if only one of you scores a girl. A wingman is to be left behind and then found again after the deed. I would also suggest walking into a gogo separately, one of you might have a better chance at getting in some of the clubs alone vs two walking up to the door.

[Cool]

Indians regularly share 23 square m rooms where I stay. In a lot of cases it will be 4-5 guys sharing the room. Almost hostel conditions. As long as you smell clean and pleasant you will be fine. I wear cologne but I was also blessed with a low body chemistry so 95% of the time a shower and clean clothes to start the day is all I need. You don't need need fancy clothes The girls are more concerned with their bottom line. Just clean even though I myself would be in the top 1% of dressers. At popular discos most farangs travel light so they may rotate the same 2-3 outfits each weekend during their stay.

[Syzygies]

I am back!! Got in a few hours ago and managed to get a couple hours of rest so I am ready to go out and monger. Unfortunately, I am recovering from some allergies from back home for the last 2 weeks, and the long airplane flight clogged me up and I blew my nose too hard and it is bleeding now. Ugh. Can't go out with a bleeding nose, so I have it stuffed with some tissue and when it stops, it will be to the drug store for some loratadine, then probably off to Soi 6! Just got dark, but I want to check on a super hotty at Full Moon Bar who amazed me with her looks last November. I would not be surprised if she is no longer there as she was a 10 and would do well in a WS gogo, but it is a place to start.

Ha ha. Thailand is a great place to recover from Allergies. I have sinus problems that clear up quickly in Thailand, and also an unusual allergy that is not a problem here. I think the air humidity helps a lot with my sinuses, so I like it. Fortunately the antihistamine you mention should not interfere with your dick working properly. Some cold and flu medications can cause limp dick, like cough suppressants. Okay Your nose is blocked, cut back on the DATY, everything else should be fine. Pseudo Ephedrine used to help shrink nose blood vessels and alleviate nose bleeds as well, but I think maybe was banned a few years already, since it used to be misused a precursor to making Cocaine or Ice, or Amephetamines, I forget exactly.

Can't let a simple nose bleed hold you back from important things.

I recall news of Hospitals in Thailand NE importing large quantities from Laos in the past, much larger quantities than could ever be used for colds, and reselling it to crooks. Some medications in your suitcase require documentary permits / prescriptions. Hopefully guys do not have Codeine, Temazepam, etc.

You could still have sex even with one nostril stuffed and out of action. The worst problem from nose bleed is probably just causing bad breath, so use the mouth gargle wash, etc.