Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Nice work, Guy. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks gogo girls are fun.

[Guy93]

Most beautiful lady I have seen here yet and she was available for LT. Best time I have had so far in Pattaya.

But it was not cheap. 1 LD 200, BF 1500, LT 5000, dinner at restaurant and shopping at 7 eleven 500. Total costs over 7000. She left at 1 PM.

[Java Man]

Not to be confused with "The Raid" movies.

Old Englishman caught with his pants down as district-chief comes knocking on short time room door. YIKES!! Apart from the Englishman and the Thai lady in the short time room the raiders also found other evidence at the Windmill. The manageress was arrested and charged with running a sex business on the premises without a license.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGG1KXA1gjQ

[Banana Boi]

Looks like the cops weren't too happy with Windmill having sex rooms on the premises.

[Alchy]

I don't know what else to add that has t been said before other than: it is mission impossible to go a night without fucking some Pattaya working girl.

Was staying near Soi six at a hotel called at mind. They ask for for your girl's ID and book her name in the guest book and return her ID when she decides to leave but not before giving you a call to your room to make sure everything is OK.

I can write a book end run out of ink so I will make this short:

At mind serviced room hotel. The room was great. Bedroom. Kitchen. Living room. Balcony. Swimming pool. Massage girls that are on the lobby level behind the reception past the small convenience shop are available to come to to your room for service. Massage. Handjob. Blowjob. Fuck service. All is on the menu depending on the girl for an extra fee.

So six is right down second road and it was okay but it was full of old ex patriots nasty looking girls and cheap thrills if that is your thing. I prefer more the walking street girls at bars that are also visiting Pattaya or the freelancers found inside 505 or insomnia late at night. Run anywhere from 1 k thb to 2.5 k for a free lancer. Overnight.

It is really impossible to go a day without fucking. Never partook on any beach road girls or the famous LK metro area but did visit those areas to see the talent. LK metro is better. Beach road only if you want low quality fucks at 300-1000 baht short time.

The Thai baht buses 10 baht. Nice to get around.

Food is cheap.

I went into Casanova one of the first bars in walking street. Finger banged a girl and promised in would be back to bar fine her but never did. Stay away from Baccara. Highway robbery. Or the Russian girls on that one bar dance place on the second floor.

There is just too much to write about here. And anywhere you go any girl you see is available to fuck. Love this place.

Felt safe to walk alone at night or day.

Stayed mostly on beach road and second road and Checked all the small streets from Soi 2 thru walking street. Stay away from Indian businesses. And all should be fine.

Enjoy Pattaya. It is a great place to monger.

[Banana Boi]

I have tried some of the well known massage joints like Sabai dee etc

Did a search and didn't see any reviews. I'll still help you this time. Soi 6, Soi Honey, Kinnaree. Most of us are still with the girl from the night before. Please provide us with a review after.

[Plan77]

I have tried some of the well known massage joints like Sabai dee etc but there is got to be some cheaper massage shops that provide FS at a cheaper price. Sometimes I am horny at noon and don't know what to do. I have read reports if FL at beach road during day time but never saw anyone despite trying twice. Getting phone numbers of FLs in advance is another trick that didn't work often as most ladies are still asleep after hard night work and party!

So what is a horny GMan supposed to due when it is high noon?

[Mai Yao]

Any tips from Senior Mongers on how to avoid soreness. When you're mid-trip and going 3-4 times daily? On my last trip I had to slow my pace around day 4. I figured I'd ask. I can't be the only one having issues with this.

Any advice is appreciated!

Along with using a decent lube (KY, Durex) available at all 7-11's there is a cream called VILERM sold at all pharmacy's. It is specifically for Herpes treatment but I have found it to be excellent for any soreness or chaffing. Small1 gr tube but just a little does the job.

One other suggestion is to make sure you buy comfortable condoms that fit you well.

[Banana Boi]

Definitely an odd Soi to make their presence known. A bunch of bars no one goes to except Windmill. Assume they were the target.

I was at Ice bar (or whatever it's called) one night and there was the same show of force on Soi Diamond. Not sure which clubs they hit but that's the soi with Sapphire, What's Up, Electric Blue, etc.

Second girl I took from Gold gogo bar at LK metro. Agreed on 1000 BF and 3000 LT.

For those who don't recognize this name it is the old Amethyst gogo bar beside Showgirls.

[ItIsMe83]

Chatter on a Pattaya messaging group has reports of the Army and BIB on Soi Honey and WS. Windmills and Heaven Above on WS closed for the night. Unknown reason or for how long.

Correct. I literally walked towards walking street when it all happened. They came in 20+ vehicles and scooters with lights on and then proceeded to line-up at the beginning of the street for some sort of speech or instructions. They seemed bit full of themselves and all smiling and filming each other. Then they proceeded to Star a gogo but they were done there within 3-4 minute and moved on to the next bar (I think it was a ladyboy bar, next door). Then they went towards the Windmill. I think we stood there for about 10-15 minutes. From what I could see girls were moved off the stage. Customers were still allowed to stay inside but most left but new ones were still allowed to enter. It was CSD (Police, Military with all sorts of badges and about 8 tourist police (who just tried to act all interesting and as if they were important, but more so just traffic directors.). From what I saw they were checking staff for weapons (and drugs?) and they were checking all their pockets and such. Can't tell what went on inside but I overheard one of the tourist police guys say it was all just a routine check. But then again he could just say that cause they couldn't disclose anything. They then left the windmill and they were just letting new customers enter and all. They then proceeded back towards walking street and up some stairs to another bar (sorry I don't know the names). I then left so can't give any more info. However I did walk by the windmill at 00:30 and doors were indeed closed. Other bars that they've checked were still open.

[Java Man]

Chatter on a Pattaya messaging group has reports of the Army and BIB on Soi Honey and WS. Windmills and Heaven Above on WS closed for the night. Unknown reason or for how long.

[Java Man]

FYI: There is a scheduled power outage for this Wednesday, 2/15 from 9 a to 5 p, that will affect significant portions of Pattaya. If you had a blackout this past Sunday, you'll probably be affected Wednesday. And if they're on Thai Time, It may last longer.

[Dodgy Asian]

Of course staying at a table with a group of buddies is more fun than going alone (at least until you find the right chick and start making out and fondling her - 555). But (at least for me) it works better if I go find the girl that I like rather than wait for her to come to me.

Partly because I am kind of picky. I hate getting stuck with a girl I don't; like. It's much easier to bounce when you aren't' chained to a table and a bottle And partly, I guess, it's because I am impatient. As my friend Haven123 will attest to, I kind of like to grab my girls and get the hell out of there. 5555.

I've also had fun nights hanging with a girl I've already paired up with and our group of friends hanging out at the table with a few bottles. So it really depends on your mood what and you objectives.

555 yeah I'm fairly impatient too. But I also enjoy playing with my did so to speak.

You should tip the same amount as the girls do, most of them would never tip more than 40 baht. Giving more than that would make you look like a newbie in my opinion. And tipping the staff should not be automatic, it's good to tip the ones that are nice with you, but many of them are real a**holes and deserve nothing at all, especially in places like Insomnia or Mixx (Pattaya).

Mostly agree although Thai's do watch out for their own and I dare say that most of the girls are fairly chummy with the staff in the clubs. Quite often my girls have taken the change from them and over tip for me. Perhaps it's so that they come often for service or maybe it's so that the bar staff will watch over them in the present or future. Yes I normally tip the greens but come on. After a few rounds who has any 20 baht notes in their wallet? I also didn't find the bar waitstaff that bad tbh, the actual bartenders and the cashiers we're mostly pricks tho. I've never had any run ins with the security either, however I do notice that they can be brutally effective when they want to be unlike Australia where it often becomes a pissing contest.

[Guy93]

This is my sixth day in Pattaya, never been in Thailand before.

A man who I met on the plane wanted to share a taxi to Pattaya and paid the fare for both of us. I had pre-ordered a taxi from pt taxi service.

I reserved a room from Sea me spring hotel for the first week. It is located at soi 10 which is quite peaceful location in my opinion and everything is nearby. Rooms are large and clean, there are safety box in the room and there is a pool on the roof which I like. I think it is a good hotel for a first timer like me.

About girls.

First girl I had in Kawaii bar at soi 6. 350 BF and 1000 st. Was a good experience even though we had to sex upstairs in the bar. I would had taken her to my hotel but she could not come for some reason.

Second girl I took from Gold gogo bar at LK metro. Agreed on 1000 BF and 3000 LT. When we went back to my place I fucked her until I got tired and wanted to rest before another round. I found out she does not understand or speak english so we had to communicate through google translator and she wanted to go eat and there was no chemistry at all. So I offered her 1000 if she wants to leave and she accepted and left.

Third girl I found at soi diana from some of the beer bars. Very cute and funny with big breasts.
For some reason she did not do LT when I asked. Agreed to pay 300 BF and 1000 for st at my hotel. This was a very good experience, too bad I forgot to ask her number.

Fourth girl I found at WS. Beautiful 24 yo FL who wanted 1500 for st at my hotel and gave me her number.

Fifth girl I found at soi diana again from some of the beer bars. This girl was older than the girls I had before but she was fine. Paid 300 BF and 2000 for LT at my hotel and she left about mid day. I will keep picking up young girls instead.

Last night one guy from another forum showed me two places which I had not visited alone before. The drinking street and soi made in Thailand. They were ok but I think they were bit pricey and the best looking girls were already barfined.

From there we ended up to WS and went to some beer bar.

I don't know is it normal but at those beer bars we visited last night the girls were asking me 600 BF and 3000-4000 for LT. Drinks were also same price and even more expensive than a lady drink in a Gogo club so I did not get a good impression. I would rather go to a Gogo club than pay those prices at beer bars.

Took the 24 yo FL again to my hotel in the same night because I reached her on a Line and she was at WS.

Pictures of the girls number three and four.

[ItIsMe83]

ItIsMe, consider checking out the gogo bars in LK Metro. Although much smaller, I have more favorite girls from LK than I do in WS.

Thank you. I did so last night. I ended up at Soi Diana at the beer bar complex. Now. I had the most fun there I think of last 1.5 week. Girls were hilarious and fun. Played loads of (drinking) games (no: no cheating) and you could drink and give rounds all night long for the same money you could be done within a hour in Soi Cowboy for example. LK Metro was interesting too only visit 1-2 places yet. But the whole area is interesting to walk through. Way less 'touristy' indeed and bars fulled with people who seem to be here for a while and know their way around. Def. Nice for a change!

Did learn last night that taking girls back who just arrived in Pattaya and are so fresh they speak at most 2 words English isn't really my thing. In my mind it sounded like a fun idea but it's such hard work at the end and the cuteness and her being all shy (she was 19, and just started work 2 weeks ago) was nice for a while it almost felt like high school again where you would be all excited about holding hands and giving kisses and all. The bar owner told me to take good care of her and be gentle and sweet and was at first bit afraid to let her go with someone yet but because I spend almost whole night there and got to know them she was cool with it. In bed she was nice (same high school feeling) but nah. I leave it at this one time I think. English Thai google translation gets you only so far.

Tomorrow should be a interesting day everywhere with it being Valentines.