Pattaya Reports

[Haven123]

No need. Many who have come before you have already done the experimenting for you. Might I suggest you read Neil Hutchison's series of books. All of them should be required reading for any guy going to Thailand. My favorite story is about the girlfriend he had who he loaned 1000 baht to because she wanted to make sweets to sell in front of the grocery store. Don't remember exactly, but it was something like this. For the 1000 baht she was able to make 100 units, so they cost her 10 baht each. She sold all the sweets and came home with 300 baht for the day. To her, the business was a success.

There is a saying: If you want to make a small fortune in Thailand, then start with a large one.

I am on my way to Philippines and will not reach Thailand until next week. I wish you could have stuck around, but I will pick up where you left off.

Ok. Got it. Thanks.

[Mr Enternational]

That girl in Isaan may be worth backing for a little kiosk shop ( rent starts at $500/ month for a small kiosk).

No need. Many who have come before you have already done the experimenting for you. Might I suggest you read Neil Hutchison's series of books. All of them should be required reading for any guy going to Thailand. My favorite story is about the girlfriend he had who he loaned 1000 baht to because she wanted to make sweets to sell in front of the grocery store. Don't remember exactly, but it was something like this. For the 1000 baht she was able to make 100 units, so they cost her 10 baht each. She sold all the sweets and came home with 300 baht for the day. To her, the business was a success.

There is a saying: If you want to make a small fortune in Thailand, then start with a large one.

I am on my way to Philippines and will not reach Thailand until next week. I wish you could have stuck around, but I will pick up where you left off.

[Haven123]

Stick with what works for you. Leaving now may be hard but it will make coming back so much sweeter.

As for the inverstment idea, I am confident in your busienss accumen, but I'd be remiss as a freind if I did not advise some caution.

Enjoy your last hours in Pattaya and post your experiences (after downing all that kramagra. LOL) for us SOBs stuck in the boring old "real" world.

Yes, noted and thanks, Uncle V. As I mentioned, IF I do it will be in the medium term, meaning 18 months from now, or later. But it's not an investment, rather a sociology experiment purely for my interest.

[Uncle Volodya]

Haha. My mom will see right through that. And I will get grief. She's a frickin ex-shrink. It's way better if I just go different places every quarter for 3-5 weeks. And stick to my dep and return dates. It's been working for a few years now and I'm not going to try to fix what is working so far.

Stick with what works for you. Leaving now may be hard but it will make coming back so much sweeter.

As for the inverstment idea, I am confident in your busienss accumen, but I'd be remiss as a freind if I did not advise some caution.

Enjoy your last hours in Pattaya and post your experiences (after downing all that kramagra. LOL) for us SOBs stuck in the boring old "real" world.

[Haven123]

Haha. You are right. What's wrong with the truth (or at least part of it)? "Guys I am having a wonderful time and will be here for another 2 weeks. Deal with it!

Haha. My mom will see right through that. And I will get grief. She's a frickin ex-shrink. It's way better if I just go different places every quarter for 3-5 weeks. And stick to my dep and return dates. It's been working for a few years now and I'm not going to try to fix what is working so far.

All of a sudden, I don't come back and it will raise too many red flags. Will have to wait now until Oct or even Jan, sadly to return here as I have trips booked through August. But, small investment (non profit from my end or just return of principal and let the bird free after it learns to fly)kind of idea maybe a good one to think about, not now but in the medium term. Need to chat with Mr Ent if I decide to do that. That girl in Isaan may be worth backing for a little kiosk shop ( rent starts at $500/ month for a small kiosk) . Well she wants to open a salon in Udon Thani or sakhon Nakom but that's a dumb idea with too many labor mangement issues and difficult to scale. Maybe in Central Festival mall, start with a kiosk. I see some gaps in there that could be potential opening. But both total gross revenues and absolute $ return will be be bupkas, but so will total $ invested as well. As low as $15 k ( with 1 yr prepaid rent) and maybe $25 k purely as an experiment for a multiple kiosk operation to experiment with intra mall locatioms and merchandise, with statistically valid retail experimentation. Don't worry. I'm about as close you can get to a human computer emotionally. This has zero to do with relationship or feelings of any kind. My feelings are always fleeting and transitory. Pure sociology experiment....

But, then I don't want to be tied down with some frickin business, cause I absolutely will not accept anything but some level of success. When I get into something like that I will be 100 pc intense and go into don't take any prisoners mode, from a business standpoint, even if just a sociology experiment. So that is the mental and rational barrier. Why complicate an easy, peaceful and calm lifestyle. No hurry, no worries. But always thinking.....and have been noodling this kind of experiment now also for another similar sociology expeiment in Lima, Peru.

( and please I don't wanna get blowback on this post from others cause as I said earlier people who know me, including ex and family all say I have no feelings and think purely like a computer ( well they mean devoid of feelings ) ). So, no need to caution me or anyone thinking I am trying to rescue a girl or doing some great deed....just as a sociology experiment purely for my own enlightened selfishness ( as Ayn Rand may say) and self actualization need in the Maslows hierarchy.

[Haven123]

Don't do all of those gel packs in one go! LOL.

Great to hear you are having such an awesome time, my friend. I also always hit my stride before I leave too. Sad indeed.

But why not stay? Some cockamamie excuse can always be thought up for the family. Tell them you are investigating into some investment opportunities there or some such nonsense. It will buy you another couple of weeks in paradise. Pity to leave if you have the moolah and the time.

Really? Are you sure? Only 1 at a time?? ROFLMAO!!

And on the other. No can do! Not my MO. Besides one thing like that leads to another and another. Too much work to make shit up. And cover your tracks. Life is easier when I stick to my MO. Straight up. But I may not tell everything because I don't talk about my private life is what I say. And leave it at that. Anyways YMMV.

[Uncle Volodya]

Too TRUE. You can think of something to tell them. Even the truth, "having a wonderful time, I'm not coming back". The whole world already thinks they know what you are up to anyway.

Haha. You are right. What's wrong with the truth (or at least part of it)? "Guys I am having a wonderful time and will be here for another 2 weeks. Deal with it!

[Crazy4Thai]

Don't do all of those gel packs in one go! LOL.

Great to hear you are having such an awesome time, my friend. I also always hit my stride before I leave too. Sad indeed.

But why not stay? Some cockamamie excuse can always be thought up for the family. Tell them you are investigating into some investment opportunities there or some such nonsense. It will buy you another couple of weeks in paradise. Pity to leave if you have the moolah and the time.

Too TRUE. You can think of something to tell them. Even the truth, "having a wonderful time, I'm not coming back". The whole world already thinks they know what you are up to anyway.

[Uncle Volodya]

And I am frickin leaving in 36 hours with plans already for tonight LT. Ok, and I found a pharmacy on 2nd RD where I bought 50 100 MG Kamagra gel packets (made in India, LOL) and I've never tried it before. 1800 for a box of 50. Hope it works for me. Lol

Don't do all of those gel packs in one go! LOL.

Great to hear you are having such an awesome time, my friend. I also always hit my stride before I leave too. Sad indeed.

But why not stay? Some cockamamie excuse can always be thought up for the family. Tell them you are investigating into some investment opportunities there or some such nonsense. It will buy you another couple of weeks in paradise. Pity to leave if you have the moolah and the time.

[Dad Fun 555]

Is it really called "Papagayo"? If correct, it's amusing. I guess its a Latin American term. It looks like a mash up of "Papaya Go". I remember Papagei is the German word for Parrot.

Papagayo is Spanish for Parrot. There was a legendary brothel in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico which operated under that name for 50 years, and various other strip clubs, restaurants and such with the same name.

The place in Pattaya is on Soi Diana and is unique in that it has windows all around the perimeter which you can see in / out of. I wasn't all that impressed with it but I did bring a date there.

[Dodgy Asian]

Hiya folks,

Haven't posted here in while and on my phone so I'll keep it short.

Checked into my favorite hotel dynasty inn on Soi 13. I cannot speak highly of it. Cheap, great service and most of the crew have been there for years.

Caught the scooter around 6 pm to Sabai and was shut. Guess I should read here more often. So I crossed the road to honey 2, about 40 ish girls there. Honestly mostly 4 and 5's. None caught my eyes. A couple in the "model" section looked OK but seemed uninterested. I'm not sure if the M on blue buttons were a new pricing or not as I don't remember it last time I was here. So I walked over to honey 1 with the knowledge that Rasputin was a last resort. Less girls maybe 30 ish. But better looking girls all round. Had a about half a dozen girls perk up and try to catch my eye. I guess they were not keen on the 10 odd Indian punters in the room. Number 58 called New have me the biggest smile and was decent on the eyes. Probably a 7.5 in my books. The second the mamasan came over she singled her out to me too. All in all I sat for 10 seconds before standing up to pay at the cashier. LOL. I could feel eyes burning from the punters behind me. Yes I don't mess about.

Pretty standard foam mattress massage, she grunted a lot which was a bit weird. Bath tub massage was great, she sat in front of me facing away and gave a awesome foot and calf massage, great access to her A cups and tight frame. Her performance in bed was also good, CBJ and jumped on me like a good trooper. Had to slow her down a bit thought. Went to doggy after and pumped her hard and fuck she was loud. Did my best to hold it in and knew that I couldn't hold much longer so finished in laying down doggy. Afterwards she was OK with photos without her face in them which was nice as some go apeshit when you try, when we were about to leave to room I tipped her 200 and that opened her right up to some selfies and full body photography. Walked out and instantly regretted not getting her line details for morning glory. All well, nice to fuck sober for a change.

Face- 8.

Body- 7 very skinny with just past shoulder height hair. Pretty hairy downstairs. Not really my thing, hence no missionary.

Massage- 8.

Performance- 8.

Damage- 2500+200.100 for mamasan.

Lovely girl. 32 yo. Treat her well. Great first 2 hours in patty.

[Haven123]

So true! And it always seems to happen to me in Patts. Just when I am about to give up hope fortune smiles on me and sends me a Sweet and Pretty Young Thing to knock me out of the doldrums.

Happened again, in a beer bar playing pool, noticed two cute early 20 girls. Looked like out playing and enjoying after work. Did not think they were bar finable.

So, went to Insomnia, crazy crowded, poor quality, so cam back around 330 pm they were not there. Walked a few blocks to a beer bar with a live band on 2nd st, saw them by themselves playing pool at 345 am. No men in that beer bar! Got a drink and a few minutes said I'd play with them. Turned out to be very sexy pool playing time with them and I both fingering or stroking them as they were getting set to play with cue stick in position. Hung around with them until 5 am and they both wanted to go with me. But was told one was very new to Pattaya and does not go with man. No experience. I said only 1 and they said cannot. I said ok and they said money not important. No bar fine, nothing. They come back with me. The new one did not like to do much of anything and so I was a bit uncomfortable. At about 11 am I sent her yo their room with 1000 and the other fun one from Isaan who works at a massage place stayed with me until 6 pm. No talk ever of money. When I gave them they seemed surprised but very happy. The massage girl is coming back to tonight for another LT. Again no discussion of money. Big, real boobs. Said her mom gave it to her, when I asked. Does not like to wear a bra! I even gave her a dress I bought at Nordstrom Rack in the US (I'd bought about a dozen and those come in super handy and useful). They don't expect it and always XS or S US sizes.

What can I say? I never expected this at all. About 6. 5- 7 . Face a 6 , body at least a 7.

Then last night, saw this girl leaving VT 6 and works in a beer bar close by and wow looked great from behind, but maybe 30 yo face. Body close to 8, face at least a 6. Gave me her number and she said 1500 LT ok! LOL. And today randomly smiled and said Hello, to a girl leaving an ATM on second road and she told me the beer bar where she works. And the other one a real stunner in black dress. And I am frickin leaving in 36 hours with plans already for tonight LT. Ok, and I found a pharmacy on 2nd RD where I bought 50 100 MG Kamagra gel packets (made in India, LOL) and I've never tried it before. 1800 for a box of 50. Hope it works for me. Will find out tonight. Going for an oil massage now. Would be happy to stay for another month. But cannot explain adequately to family although I have both time and moola. Sad!

Oh and now at Insomnia girls recognize me and ask if I come everyday or just say all girls say I come everyday. BTW, buying drinks in Inomsnia and just be seen by other girls as dancing, fun, buying drinks etc....builds up some perceptual and subconscious equity in their eyes ( I Think ) and just started doing this about 5 days ago, since I was below budget and was ready to throw some money around. And it works...girls come up, not just in Insomnia or even at Mixx got tapped from behind , turned around and see this 20 something giving the Thai hand welcome/ hello greeting sign and bending knee ...with a big smile...I know you !!! BTW at Insomnia after 230-3 am is best for this and many girls are mao mao. And here I am about to leave....not fair ! Lol

[Juicyclamlover]

One of my fav's is CASANOVY, the second gogo on the right when you come to WS. Always a few real tight and nude bodys there.

It's now called Taboo.

[Banana Boi]

But I will check out your suggestions.

Enter at own risk. Imo the girl quality at Windmill, Electric Blue, Sugar Baby, and Sweethearts is all pretty horrible on most nights, the exception would be Electric Blue may have a decent one on occasion. Sweethearts is likely the worst on Walking Street or LK Metro.

[Jimmy Di]

Does take it all off mean full nude or topless? If full nude the only place is Windmill (maybe Sugar Baby and Sweethearts too? However, the talent at Windmill is about as bad as Crazy House in BKK. Girls with natural Thai look only. Electric Blue is also another club with full nude but there is a small set of girls on the side stage who take nothing off. Like most of the other BKK clubs, for the other Walking Street clubs there is usually a group of girls who are topless and a group who are non nude. You didn't stay in Glass House long enough since there are topless girls there. There are some Walking Street gogo bars that have no nudity at all. Some of these like Sapphire (farang bar) and Sensations (Japanese bar) are the most popular since they have some of the best girls.

I meant to say full nude. Actually when I was in Crazy House in BKK, the girl quality was pretty good. But I will check out your suggestions.

Thanks for your comments.