Pattaya Reports

[OlderMan4U]

Great report Thomkatt.

Sounds like you did great. Even though it seems like Inn had that business side down patt, she still gave you a good time, with two shag sessions. Being a pro and giving a guy a good time aren't mutually exclusive concepts.

[ThomKatt]

Hey fellas,

Just another long trip report. I had a 3 day weekend and wanted to spend it in pattaya. Unfortunately I got real sick leading up to it, I couldn't get out of bed to catch my flight (I was too ill to move) and contemplating if I should go or just eat the costs, but the roundtrip tickets were cheap and I had already booked for 4 days at my hotel, so I bought into the sunken cost theory that I had to go and try to have a good time (this would end up being a bad idea). So I bought another one-way ticket (also turns out to be a bad idea). Once I arrived, took the bus to pattaya, and crashed at my hotel to rest up for later that night. I head to Soi 6 first and check out the talent on display, and it wasn't great. So I head into Ruby club and asked for Nikki, the girl I long timed with about 10 months ago, but everyone says she doesn't work there anymore. This guy from Finland or Norway chats me up, and no offense to my Scandinavian brothers out there, but every single one of you guys are the most awkward people to have a conversation with, not just mongers, but in general. Anyways, I notice a couple of lookers there, but nothing great enough to jump the gun on. I head to walking street and go through the motions. First Baccara, and it's funny that most of the girls that were here 10 months ago are still working here, and what I've noticed is that my tastes have changed. The girls that I bought drinks for and chatted up then, I didn't find as attractive now, which really surprised me. Saw a gorgeous 23 year old named Yoyo and chatted her up, it was about 8 pm and she wanted 8000 for long time. Get the fuck out of here! That was insane, and I weren't even going to attempt to negotiate as I'm super offended by this outrageous number. So many gorgeous women here though, but I already know I will have to pay an insane amount for terrible service.

I head to Iron club. Maybe 1 or 2 hotties. A bunch of chinese dudes comes in and just ruins the place. They're getting on top of the stage and just throwing cash around like the fools that they are. No one else in the entire place will be getting attention nor service, from anybody. I finish my drink and leave.

Skyfall, this is my go to and the reason for that is because my first time I had such a great time with a great girl, that I keep coming back desperately looking for that same experience. Unfortunately, here today, gone tomorrow is one of the motto's of Pattaya. 10 Months ago, I had an ok time. It's the same this time as well. The hottest girls here, would probably be the middle to worst looking girls at Baccara. I go through a lot of drinks and chatted up about 4 girls (I was also investing for tomorrow night as well since they were all working again). I picked my girl, who's a "model", which only means they get naked on stage and command a higher barfine price, and generally they also all have fake tits. Her name is Inn, pretty hot body and a pretty face. Price for all the girls is 5000 for long time and that doesnt include barfine, which is ridiculous considering I barfined a model for long time for 2000 about 2 years ago. Even negotiating with Inn, I'm starting to understand the game these girls play. First and foremost, they ONLY want drinks. They really don't want to fuck anyone, they will if near the end of the night there's no more chumps to buy them drinks, or they get the guys to buy them a drink to talk to them, and then give them an insane price. If the loser pays it (and it seems like the Koreans, Japanese, and Chinese men do), then that's fine for her, she's guaranteed to make a ton and not have to work anymore and only has to bang one guy. If the loser doesn't take the price, then she got her drink and can get back on stage and get more drinks. Even though Inn agreed to go with me long time, she wanted me to barfine her AFTER midnight for 2 reasons, the barfine goes from 2000 to 1500 (save me 500 baht, what a sweetheart), AND it will give her more time to scam for drinks. We agreed on long time at around 11:00 pm. So I let her get as many lady drinks as possible, and this girl was working the shit out of the room, literally moving from table to table because of the long queue of men wanting to talk to her. During this time, I was also chatting up other girls, scoping them out to be barfined tomorrow. Now, it was about 11:30 pm, and I was sick, and tired, and didn't really want to wait. I told her I wanted to leave now, so she went to go get changed, and I went and chatted up one of the previous girls again to make sure she will long time me tomorrow, which she said yes. I forgot her name, but she's insanely hot and looks mostly Indian mixed with Thai.

Inn, which I would later find out, is fucking wild and crazy, in a good and bad way. She wanted to go to disco, so we went to Lucifer (which was dead, so we immediately left), and then Insomnia where we danced most of the night away. We had a really good time and I knew the chemistry was there, the sex is going to be pretty awesome. Unfortunately, beer and alcohol in my stomach with the shaking from dancing makes me sick to death, on top of already being sick, I vomit a ton outside the 7-11, where Inn was picking us up some food, near the entrance of walking street.

Head back to my hotel, and I had to pass out. I wake up in the middle of the night and fingerbang her awake. She responds nicely by shoving her tongue down my throat, soaking the sheets, and letting me DATY her. She then gives me a BBBJ and then I slip on the cover and go into mish. Now, this is the point while I'm on top that I get a real good look at her face (she took a shower when I passed out and removed most of her makeup), and this was not the insanely hot girl from last night, she was at best average looking. God dammit, I'm so bad at spotting naturally hot girls, my dick gets easily fooled too much. Good thing her body was hot, which definitely helped me get my first nut out as fast as possible. We go back to sleep and wake up in the morning and same thing again. Fingerbang, BBBJ, DFK, mish, doggy, back to mish where I asked if I can CIM, which she smiled and said no. So I finished in mish. She told me that I'm not allowed to go back to skyfall to barfine any of those girls, she told me she's insanely jealous and it would make her look awful if I came back to barfine another girl because she didn't do a good enough job to "satisfy" me, but it's really because I like being with different girls. Well, I'm a chump, and I didn't want to make her feel bad, so I agreed not to come back the next night. All that time and drinks. Wasted.

I head to Soi 6 the next night, and walk up and down the street but no good talent, so I head back into Ruby bar. Turns out I said the wrong name, it wasn't Nikki, I was looking for Mimi, who to my luck, still worked there! She even looked so much better than I remember her. But she doesn't remember me at all. It was late at night and someone short timed her and went upstairs, it was 1 am or 2 am or something like that and the entire street was closing down, and Mimi finally comes down, after over an hour! Fuck you, whichever one of you had her! I asked if she wanted to do long time, which she agrees to, but I still had to pay the 300 barfine, wtf? The place is closed, why do I still have to pay? Haha oh well.

Go back to my hotel, and everything was starting to come back to her, I stayed at the same hotel. We caught up like old friends, and even fucked like old lovers. I asked her to put on a pair of panties I brought for her to wear and to soak them, which she willingly obliges. I fingerbang her with them on, and then she goes and gives me an amazing BBBJ. We DFK, I slip on the cover, and also a vibrating johnny ring, which drives her insane. She's soaking everything, including the panties. I only stayed in mish and blasted inside of her after pounding her so hard. During the pillow talk, I showed her my review of her on ISG, and she had such a fun time reading it. While reading it, she remembered that night. We then go eat, and she even takes me to the same restaurant we ate at last time. Go back and go to sleep. I then wake up, fingerbang, slip the cover on and do her in the spoon position, and then mish, and then blast. She's seriously such a good girl, that I will probably see her at least once whenever I am in pattaya, because I feel that it's sometimes such a hassle to try to find someone who is both beautiful on the inside and outside, and will give good service for such a good value. She instantly takes away all the frustrations from this hobby.

Anyways, the next day I head to Red point bar, and chat some girls up, some weren't bad looking, I may come back for a short time. Then I go to Me and You bar and the next girl up, was this cute 24 year old named Am. She had a really pretty face, but with some makeup on. We started flirting about what kind of bar this was, and then she starts rubbing my Johnson, and I was ready to go get serviced. She brings me to sit on the couches in the back, where there's very little privacy, but I don't care. She does a pretty good BBBJ sitting on the floor with some eye contact, but when she realizes that it's going to be pretty hard to get me to finish, she moves me to the love seat, takes off her top, and goes to town on me from the side, giving me access to her body, which I promptly fingerbang (she was soaked already) and squeeze her tits and ass. I unleash a massive load into her mouth. She keeps on sucking for 20 more seconds after, making sure every single drop is emptied out. She even cleans me up while holding my load in her mouth. Wow! What great service! We head to the bar and chit chat for a bit. She showed me her son, and a picture of herself without makeup, and for the first time, a girl who was naturally beautiful, her makeup was enhancing her features, not masking her face. She was really fun and flirty, sitting on my lap and joking around with me. She's a great girl, I think I even got into a conversation with the bar owners. Anyways, I pay the tab of 1385 with a small tip for her.

Head to Ruby bar one last time, and hang out with Mimi, we drink and eat dinner together there. I see some of the other girls that I want to short time, but it would have been a bit of a wait, but I had to head to the airport, and was too drunk and drained to probably even attempt anything. Anyways, I take a taxi to BKK, and unfortunately, because I missed the first leg of my roundtrip flight, Hong Kong Airlines cancelled my return ticket. I arrived at the airport about 2 hours before the flight, but they stop selling tickets 3 hours prior to the flight. I needed to catch this flight, as I was heading straight to work after my flight back to Hong Kong. They sold me my seat back to me, but at an insane price of $653 usd for a one-way 2 hour flight!! This is so fucking illegal, that's definitely price gouging. The flight wasn't even half full, how can they get away with doing this shit? Other than this stupid incident, I had a pretty good time, except for being massively sick, which limited my ability go hunting DAY and night. Oh well, you live and you learn right?

Happy Hunting Fellas!

[Mr Enternational]

My first time to Pattaya was to meet a chick online. She was a hairdresser. Me and my wingman were coming down from Bangkok for 1 day so I could meet her. Neither of us had any idea what Pattaya was about. (I had already met a guy in Nana Hotel lobby in Bangkok that said he was on his way to Pattaya and when I asked what that was he said it is better and cheaper. I still didn't go there til maybe 2 trips later.)

We got there early before anything was going on so we still didn't realize what we had gotten into. But when evening came and the bars started opening up and and we walked down Soi 8 with chicks screaming at us and grabbing and pulling on us we were like what the fuck is this place.

Then she got off work and came and took us to a place called Walking Street. Rooftop (In my head I can still hear her saying Looftop) bar and Lucifer. Shit neither of our lives have been the same since. I wonder whatever happened to that chick. She was a tall slim chick with a lot of tattoos named Mam. I swear on my whole family that she was literally begging to suck my dick when we got back to the room.

[Mr Enternational]

One, if she is "normal", her willingness to meet up in Pattaya is highly suspect.

Not true at all. Many normal chicks would like to meet up in Pattaya; especially those who have never been because they want to see what it is like. To you it is a sex paradise where men go to get laid and women go to get paid, but not everyone sees it with those same eyes.

Two, if she needs travel funds this is often a scam of various types. Possibly being a no show, or she's already in Pattaya.

Now this one I may have to call into question. I have met a lot of fucking Thai chicks online. And the ones who did come to visit me in Pattaya never asked for 1 fucking baht to get there. They would just wait until they had the money if they didn't already. Chicks in Philippines and Dominican Republic will try that shit, but a Thai chick never that I have experienced. I would have been curious and asked her how much she would need to get to Pattaya. That would have given you a better idea of whether it was legit or not.

Remember guys that you do not go to Disneyworld and just keep riding the same ride over and over. You save that for an obscure low budget carnival where there are only 2 rides. In a place like Pattaya you do not want to tie yourself down to one person. Now if you were going to Chiang Mai then I would say go ahead and tie yourself down. But Pattaya is one of the few places on this planet where all you have to do to get laid is literally walk outside.

[OlderMan4U]

If you're coming to Pattaya why commit yourself to one girl especially a girl you have never met or seen before. Pattaya is pretty cheap if you limit yourself to Beach Road, Red Car, Insomnia, Kinnaree, and Soi 6 (Soi Full Love Inn, Soi Honey) girls daily.

Pattaya is booming with girls now I can guarantee you your 35 year old "normal" girl is not better than girls you can find walking around Pattaya for an hour (or minutes).

I totally agree.

It seems like a topic we read here from time to time, where guys ask our thoughts about meeting up with a girl they met online.

Last time this subject came up, several of us advised the guy not to take a girl he met online only, on an extended trip. Of course he ignored our advice and went ahead anyways, and he ended up having a bad time and validated our previous advice.

My guess is that he will still meet up with her. My take is that he is probably fishing for a 'good' girl that he might be looking for on the side, but at the same time wanting to have his fun with the working girls. Happens all the time with guys.

I wouldn't do such a thing myself, especially if I have to pay for a girl to meet me from afar. But it is his time off in Thailand to do as he wishes. It may turn out good, who knows.

[Crazy4Thai]

Sir, I invite you to consider two additional points beyond the valid ones already presented to you. One, if she is "normal", her willingness to meet up in Pattaya is highly suspect. Two, if she needs travel funds this is often a scam of various types. Possibly being a no show, or she's already in Pattaya.

[Crazy4Thai]

I stopped into a few places on Monday night in walking street area. I had never been in Secrets, I had one drink and left, It was too quiet about 10 PM. Next went to Dollhouse because it was right there. The 2 girls in the soapy tub were fun, as previously reported, otherwise nothing special. Nudity is apparently up to the individual. And older dancer trying to compete with the more prevalent younger ones was completely nude. Many ladies danced topless. I was too quick to accept my change and discovered too late that I had been shorted 100 baht. My bad. Next I went to "Red Car" which for the newbies is actually named Walking Street Pub and has a 1955 Chevie hanging on the wall at the entrance. This was my first time in there, by now it is midnight and it is packed. However it looked to me like men outnumbered women 2 to 1. The music is current and good. I am a senior monger in every sense. I was attracted to an older woman with an amazing sense of style. We made eye contact across the room more than once. When I approached her she abruptly turned her back to me and slammed that door shut. I then moved on to Bamboo Bar right around the corner. Mostly dregs to be found. A few so bad I cannot imagine how they get by. I considered trying Beach Road FLs but I chose to go home alone at 2 AM.

[Member #2041]

I have been chatting with a normal girl from up.

North. Now she wants to meet me in Pattaya while I am on vacation. Will have to pay for her travel there and back home. Not sure if I should bring her with me or not. Told her it would only be for a few days. But she still wants to come with me. She says she is normal girl. She is 35. I am 50. I think it would be OK for a few days but don't want to get tied down to just. 1 girl. Would probably be cheaper than go go and bar girls. She is pretty from the pics she has sent but not sure if I should bring her. I leave in the morning. Long flight. But have a layover in Dubai so that should help. Guess I will make up.

My mind and let her know tomorrow when I get to Dubai.

If you are already going to be in Pattaya, I can assure you that you will not have any need nor desire to import a 35-year old woman to be with you. The beach already has sand, and does not need you to bring any. The ocean already has water, and does not need you to bring any. Similarly, the bars and streets and massage places and clubs already have tons of girls who will fuck you for very little money, and there is no need for you to bring any.

[DuckMan2]

If you're coming to Pattaya why commit yourself to one girl especially a girl you have never met or seen before. Pattaya is pretty cheap if you limit yourself to Beach Road, Red Car, Insomnia, Kinnaree, and Soi 6 (Soi Full Love Inn, Soi Honey) girls daily.

Pattaya is booming with girls now I can guarantee you your 35 year old "normal" girl is not better than girls you can find walking around Pattaya for an hour (or minutes).

Thanks Banana.

She has been blowing my phone up for hours. She is very clingy. I will just solo it. Fly out in a few hours. Pattaya here I come.

[Banana Boi]

If you're coming to Pattaya why commit yourself to one girl especially a girl you have never met or seen before. Pattaya is pretty cheap if you limit yourself to Beach Road, Red Car, Insomnia, Kinnaree, and Soi 6 (Soi Full Love Inn, Soi Honey) girls daily.

Pattaya is booming with girls now I can guarantee you your 35 year old "normal" girl is not better than girls you can find walking around Pattaya for an hour (or minutes).

[DuckMan2]

I have been chatting with a normal girl from up.

North. Now she wants to meet me in Pattaya while I am on vacation. Will have to pay for her travel there and back home. Not sure if I should bring her with me or not. Told her it would only be for a few days. But she still wants to come with me. She says she is normal girl. She is 35. I am 50. I think it would be OK for a few days but don't want to get tied down to just. 1 girl. Would probably be cheaper than go go and bar girls. She is pretty from the pics she has sent but not sure if I should bring her. I leave in the morning. Long flight. But have a layover in Dubai so that should help. Guess I will make up.

My mind and let her know tomorrow when I get to Dubai.

[TomSf]

In Pattaya today. Walking down one of the beer bar alleys around 2 pm. Some guy from England is walking the speed of a turtle almost in the middle of the road. There was a big truck behind him that they guy did not see. I guess the truck drivers are not allowed to honk at the foreigners. I am walking toward the guy almost in the same line just opposite direction. I make motions with my hands in a nice way to move and get off the street. He looks at me like I'll do what I want. The guy in the truck was ready to explode he was literally 1 foot behind the guy. The guy continued to walk I guess thinking in his mind ill do what I want. The Truck stopped let the guys walk about 4 feet in front of it and gassed it. I was 20 feet in front off the guy. I stepped top the side and kinda cringed like when you are going to see an accident like a guy going to get creamed. The guy walking just walked slowly forward looking at me like fuck you Ill do what I want not having any idea about his surroundings. The truck gassed it. The guy walking looks back at the last second and jumps out of the way as the truck missed him by an inch. I think the truck driver felt the guys was disrespecting him but the guy walking and did not see the truck. The guy that almost got hit did not even Thank me. LOL.

[TomSf]

It's funny watching one culture trying to figure out the other. Tattoos are loved in Thailand, not just by the sex workers. Everybody has them, even their new king.

Let's not act like we know what's going through their minds simply because we've visited a few of their bars.

Adrena,

Cute, but maybe you are speaking from you own experience dropping by a few bars and understanding their culture. I have been coming here year for almost 20 years and staying many times for a month each time. So my experience is a little deeper than a visiting a few bars.

The tattoos theory is just my theory. No need for johns to take things personally. I understand that many guys come to Thailand and cannot get a girl in the real world so they come to Thailand and in their mind these girls love them and are their girlfriends. They believe the fantasy. Don't drink the kool-aid and believe Thailand is real. Thailand is just a fantasy and it is not real. No money no honey. I love the this girls and I do like trial culture. These Thai girls have a very tough job. It not easy going with customers everyday.

[DuckMan2]

Looking forward to a trip during New Years. Got a room at LK empress on beach road. Not sure if that was the best choice after rtff. Will be on the ground for 10 days. I have learned a lot on here. This is my 3 Road trip to Thailand first was BKK the 2nd was to Phuket. Hope Pattaya does not disappoint. From what I have been reading it seems go go girls are as much as Internet escort sites by the time you pay the bar fine and the girl. Anyway I guess I will figure it out over the next few weeks. That's part of the adventure. How is the talent looking hoping lots of new girls for the high season.

[OlderMan4U]

Those tattoos are definitely not fake. Cite anything credible saying they are.

I can cite several sources affirming they are real.

I have seen several women with them. I lived in Phuket and met plenty of people with them. Some bar girls get them for the reasons mentioned earlier, but stereotyping them all is stupid.

Old people just can't accept what they can't understand.

Sure, here goes one link (of multiple that make the same observation that these are not real tattoos):

http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/...d5270347ea72bd

"Various images showed the Prince wearing different variations of tattoo, leaving "the only plausible conclusion is that these are not permanent tattoos, they are fake tattoos, probably transfers", according to journalist Andrew Marshall. "

I will eagerly await your citation of several sources that these are real tattoos.

By the way, I have no idea why you seem to be making this into an ageist thread. Not sure what being old or young has anything to do with observing what is going on in society.