Pattaya Reports

[Forty Drinks]

Mr E played by Fat Albert. Getting HoT girls from WS for 1,000 LT and having them Clean his Apt in the morning.

No reports from yesterday. I was watching a Crazytawn stream from Soi 6. He was with an unattractive girl. Killed my desire. Watched the Stock Market instead. LOL.

[XXL]

Is this still a thing? I just can't imagine top looking online girls taking video calls from guys they never met before. If this is your rule you will only get the girls who are desperate for business.

Many many years ago every single gogo girl I met used to video call me on video chat daily. I guess that was part of the game back in those days cause guys felt special some Thai chick was video chatting with them. I quickly stopped answering video calls I hate that shit.

For me it's one of the risks for doing TF, Fiwfans, Gaito, etc. Not worth my time or aggravation. Just pay and get the hottest girl you see in person.

XXL, was this a photo of the girl from 15 years ago or a totally fake photo?

Rather a pic from long ago. It was the same girl all right. It usually is on TF. Fake pics are rare. Fact is, some girls age but remain the same type of girl, ie young slender girl becomes older slender girl. Many girls however age AND change, so while remaining the same person forensically speaking, they are not at all what their pics suggest.

I wouldn't put too much faith in video calls either. I mean it's all I can do to get girls 1) to reply to my messages 2) to actually come. If I add the further requirement of a video call my success rate in getting girls will be zero. Those girls have horny cash-laden men lined-up, that's the problem. Yesterday I had a very passable MILF from TF in my room (she came after the disaster I describe below). Well, that very passable MILF, by no means a top model, had messages hitting her phone every minute.

[Houston Player]

Haha. I think it's fair to say you squeezed every last pun out of Sir Lancelot! (P. S. I tried to email you directly but your inbox is full).

A big thank you to all of the people who left nice comments about my diary, it is nice to know some people enjoy reading. The exciting news is I'm in talks with Netflix about a 12 part serialisation starring Daniel Craig as me, Robert De Niro as Mr Enternational and Gabriel Jesus Iglesias as ElMexicant. It's going to be box office.

(Before FortyDrinks accuses me of lying again, this was a joke).

I think Denzel Washington or Will Smith would make a better Mr Enternational.

[Banana Boi]

Video call

Bro, always do a video call before confirming them. If they reject your call or make excuses you know you have to turn them down and move on. Make this a religious habit, LOL.

Is this still a thing? I just can't imagine top looking online girls taking video calls from guys they never met before. If this is your rule you will only get the girls who are desperate for business.

Many many years ago every single gogo girl I met used to video call me on video chat daily. I guess that was part of the game back in those days cause guys felt special some Thai chick was video chatting with them. I quickly stopped answering video calls I hate that shit.

For me it's one of the risks for doing TF, Fiwfans, Gaito, etc. Not worth my time or aggravation. Just pay and get the hottest girl you see in person.

XXL, was this a photo of the girl from 15 years ago or a totally fake photo?

[Explorer8939]

Last night had a buddy visiting Pattaya for the first time at Iron Club, ask me what a simp was, when I mentioned the word to describe a guy in the stands. My buddy is a frequent on another US based mongering forum that uses the term white knight and fucktard a bunch. The latter is self explanatory. Anyways, I told him those two terms were not the same. Simps can be spotted out when they carry the girls' purses or wear matching outfits. Doesn't matter of the girls are average or lookers. White knights always think they are somehow chivalrous and protecting girls by hiding their identities after glorifying tales of conquest with the fairies of all maidens in the kingdom. Never with the wicked stepsisters. Lest, they forget the devil was in the details. He said to me how do the white knights reveal themselves everywhere and online. I said, how do you know Mickey is a mouse?

BTW There was a Brit who got killed yesterday because he walked into his shower glass door without opening it. Cut him bad and bleed to death. No tempted glass in Thailand. How sad and painful.

Actually, a "white knight" is worse than that. A WK will pass along a photo of a bargirl posted here to the bargirl, so she can complain to her customer who posted it.

[Breadman]

Won't cost you anything except time cause hopefully you're coming to Thailand WITH insurance!

Not sure how many of you guys drive a car in Pattaya but no one looks in this city before stepping right in front a car. For some reason tourists think they have the right away no matter where they're walking. If I weren't an excellent driver I'm sure a few of them would be 6 feet under by now.

If your driving a car in Thailand, The Philippines, Malaysia etc and your a foreigner know one thing. No matter who was at fault if its a foreigner vs a local the foreigner will always be at fault. Have the cash on hand to pay off the other people and the first cop who shows up. They won't be asking you for your auto insurance card. You'll be expected to pay for all damages and for all of the lost wages of anyone who's hurt even if its your fault or not. Local sees a foreigner driving a car and there's always that chance that they'll try to get into an accident for a payday. Oh you can argue but the person with the most money is expected to pay. But this also works in your favor if you do something like driving drunk, just bribe the first cop you see and off you go in most cases.

[Sir Lancelot]

This knight of the round table did not have to partake in any battles, quests or tournaments to win the hands and hearts of many a beauteous Thai Guinevere. He is no doubt famed as a nearly unrivalled swordsman and jouster on the Pattaya battleground who has defeated ISG all comers whether they be taco eaters, numerical boozers or otherwise in the arenas on Soi 6, Walking Street and elsewhere if one is to judge from reports on ISG.

Haha. I think it's fair to say you squeezed every last pun out of Sir Lancelot! (P. S. I tried to email you directly but your inbox is full).

A big thank you to all of the people who left nice comments about my diary, it is nice to know some people enjoy reading. The exciting news is I'm in talks with Netflix about a 12 part serialisation starring Daniel Craig as me, Robert De Niro as Mr Enternational and Gabriel Jesus Iglesias as ElMexicant. It's going to be box office.

(Before FortyDrinks accuses me of lying again, this was a joke).

[Turgid]

This knight of the round table did not have to partake in any battles, quests or tournaments to win the hands and hearts of many a beauteous Thai Guinevere. He is no doubt famed as a nearly unrivalled swordsman and jouster on the Pattaya battleground who has defeated ISG all comers whether they be taco eaters, numerical boozers or otherwise in the arenas on Soi 6, Walking Street and elsewhere if one is to judge from reports on ISG.

[Explorer8939]

One note about Pattaya being busy: due to loosening visa rules, Pattaya is overrun with Indian and Chinese families. So, the roads are jammed, but the bars not so much.

Fortunately, those same Indians and Chinese don't use Bolt, so no problem getting around.

The ladies are not getting so many new customers, but there are still holdovers from High Season, wannabe boyfriends.

[ElMexicant]

Last night had a buddy visiting Pattaya for the first time at Iron Club, ask me what a simp was, when I mentioned the word to describe a guy in the stands. My buddy is a frequent on another US based mongering forum that uses the term white knight and fucktard a bunch. The latter is self explanatory. Anyways, I told him those two terms were not the same. Simps can be spotted out when they carry the girls' purses or wear matching outfits. Doesn't matter of the girls are average or lookers. White knights always think they are somehow chivalrous and protecting girls by hiding their identities after glorifying tales of conquest with the fairies of all maidens in the kingdom. Never with the wicked stepsisters. Lest, they forget the devil was in the details. He said to me how do the white knights reveal themselves everywhere and online. I said, how do you know Mickey is a mouse?

BTW There was a Brit who got killed yesterday because he walked into his shower glass door without opening it. Cut him bad and bleed to death. No tempted glass in Thailand. How sad and painful.

[SuperLove]

Bro, always do a video call before confirming them. If they reject your call or make excuses you know you have to turn them down and move on. Make this a religious habit, LOL.

This is the Line pic of the girl. Somehow she managed to make her TF Profile vanish from TF right after she sent me her Line ID. On this pic (and on her TF pics) you see a youngish petite skinny girl. In real she's well over 35 and grossly overweight. A pig.

A tip: whenever a girl says she does ""massage", forget her! If she says that it's because something is wrong with what she has to offer in terms of sex.

[Coolie High]

Everyone already knows about WS, Soi 6, GCs, Massage places etc. Most posts on this board arent worth the electrons they consume. Detailed reads like Sir L's are enjoyable and interesting. However, these kinds of "old school" reports are now frowned upon by ISG moderators. I have posted many such detailed reports in Phiilippines, Thailand, Indonesia etc but the last time I did I got trolled. When I called out the trolls, moderators took down my posts and put me on moderation. Guess who is never sharing detailed trip reports on ISG anymore? I guess we should all just post about bars everyone knows about over and over again so "newbies" don't have to scroll back a few pages. I know many seasoned mongers who I meet up with have given up totally on sharing on this board. The quality of postings (much like the girls) has sadly deteriorated dramatically.

Theres a great quote from the legendary Bob Marley himself of when they asked him why should he continue on and perform at a peace rally when folks came to his residence and tried to kill him and his family and he responds.

"The people who are trying to make the world worse are not taking a day off. How can I? Bob Marley.

Thats my same sentiments when you have trolls on here posting bullshit. They aint stoping so why should you. The stories of how OG mongers move in another country is why I originally came to this site when I was a young freshman in college over 20 years ago. And I can honestly say the knowledge I've learned on here thru the many years has made me an overall better man. I to use to post stories as well but as we get older we get stubborn in our ways and if we don't feel appreciated we're like fuck it and just stop writing completely. Thats why I salute Sirlancelot and others that continue to take time to post their stories and good quality content because its what's vital for the young generation to here and for us old school ISG members to here as well, as it gets us inspired again and post about our adventures.

So yeah, don't let the trolls stop you from posting your adventures. Like Marley said, They not taking a day off so why should you!!

Peace.

P.S. Enjoyed your adventures Sirlancelot. I still say you shouldve given big mama from Africa a try. Ooh well maybe next time 🤣.

[Paolo99]

She could have just blocked you after sending Line ID. Guessing you don't remember her TF profile name? I could check if she's still listed.

She did not necessarily block him, she can put her account on or off whenever she wants to, by enabling or disabling it.

Once she disable it nobody will see her, and if she wants to use it again, she can enable it by one click.

[Forty Drinks]

Kudos to the guy who has been saying Pattaya is busy the last few months ad infinitum.

It's actually very busy today. April 4. Central Japanese eats like Fuji have a Lunch crowd.

I'm here for just a song,. Whenever SongSucks starts I'm out.

[XXL]

She could have just blocked you after sending Line ID. Guessing you don't remember her TF profile name? I could check if she's still listed.

I think it was Mina or something like that. She blocked me because she knew she was a fraud and wanted to erase her tracks? Not impossible.