Pattaya Reports

[Haven123]

Awesome stuff. It's 5:15 there right now and I still see a ton of girls walking by that I would not hesitate to pick up. I think I might add Pattaya to my itinerary in February.

You can find decent ones at Insomnia past 6 am! And then if you are desperate there may be stragglers even after 7 am.

[Phuquer]

Awesome stuff. It's 5:15 there right now and I still see a ton of girls walking by that I would not hesitate to pick up. I think I might add Pattaya to my itinerary in February.

A lot of places close and the street opens back up for traffic at 3 or 3:30. That is why it looks lively. It is like when a movie or sporting event lets out. Nobody is standing around. They are either grabbing something to eat from a food cart, walking to the next club that is open (iBar or Flexx) or going home.

[Mr Enternational]

Is it possible? I just checked out a Pattaya Walking Street webcam (http://www.pattayastreetcams.com/walking-street-1/) at around 3:45 AM Pattaya time and I see that the street is quite lively still. I thought things died down after 2 AM.

A lot of places close and the street opens back up for traffic at 3 or 3:30. That is why it looks lively. It is like when a movie or sporting event lets out. Nobody is standing around. They are either grabbing something to eat from a food cart, walking to the next club that is open (iBar or Flexx) or going home.

[Phuquer]

Is it possible? I just checked out a Pattaya Walking Street webcam (http://www.pattayastreetcams.com/walking-street-1/) at around 3:45 AM Pattaya time and I see that the street is quite lively still. I thought things died down after 2 AM. Just looking at the webcam I can see there are plenty of nice looking girls at that time of the night. I'm getting the urge to head down to Pattaya, even though I usually avoid the place.

[Java Man]

Thank you so much for the G club reviews, Java. Also to inform me of a new club I never heard of, Camel Toe. Out of Rioja, Care Blanc, and Camel Toe, which had the better girls? Hopefully prettier than La Poste. If you've been to Club 007, Pirates. Excite, M Club, Kinnaree, how does the talent compare?

IMHO, Rioja ladies slightly better looking than Camel Toe and Carre Blanc. Kinnaree probably has the best line up. I also like the lineup at 007, Club 4, Excite and the new Fairy club. I have not visited M Club on this trip. M Club has a new lineup based on their Facebook page. I have yet to visit Montana club and Le Poste aka Telephone Bar 2 as well as the original Telephone Bar. Caveat: Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

[Banana Boi]

Thank you so much for the G club reviews, Java. Also to inform me of a new club I never heard of, Camel Toe. Out of Rioja, Care Blanc, and Camel Toe, which had the better girls?

Hopefully prettier than La Poste. If you've been to Club 007, Pirates. Excite, M Club, Kinnaree, how does the talent compare?

[Java Man]

This is another bar that's far out, but not in the middle of nowhere. It's on Soi 17, south of Third Road. Same Soi that Montana Bar is on, (If you're familiar with that Bar,) but here its called Soi KhoPai 10. Google search "Camel Toe Pattaya. " The second search results has pics of the ladies uniform. However, most were wearing normal street clothes, not a camel toe in sight. Not what the search result showed. I was disappointed. Also none of the ladies on that website were present.

It's behind a gate. I thought it was closed when I arrived at 8:15p, (they close at 9p.) It's bigger on the inside than how it looks from the outside. There was a decent crowd in the place. Since I had just partaken at Rioja, I was not looking for a second round. My beer was 80Bht, LD was 130Bht or 120Bht. Like many of the Gentlemen's bars, the ladies are late twenties and up, no stunners unfortunately. But that can always change. They don't have on premise rooms, one has to walk 2 min to nearby room I was told. I don't remember the cost for the room, maybe 300Bht, but ladies time was 1000Bht. Not sure if a return visit is warranted. Pic purloined from the net.

[Java Man]

This place is out in the middle of Fa-King nowhere. And I thought The Telephone bar was far. It's a converted Spanish colonial mansion. Its almost Due east of Underwater World Pattaya. In the outskirts of Jomtiem, if not in it. I got there around 6p. This is mainly an expat bar. However, when I got there, there were two other young farange drinking. They musta been staying nearby. They quickly left after I got there. There were about 9 ladies present, late twenties and up. Decent bodies for their age, IMHO.

LD is 120Bht. My beer was 65bht, IIRC. The bar is well stocked. The place also has a Jacuzzi available and a pool table.

What lured me here, was a post in a competing forum that mentioned a very petite lady working here. Nok4, (there are 4 Nok's working here,) is 4.5 ft or 1.37 meters tall, and 34 yrs old. Not a midget, just very short, proportioned to her height. Luckily, she was there. I thought she was cute. Her roommate, Nok 3 was also cute and slightly younger, with big tits. (I may return to get to know her better.).

I took Nok4 to ST room, on the premises (350Bht for the hour,) her contribution was 1000Bht. The room had hot water and AC. About the 30-40 min mark she started worrying about the time limit. I told her we had plenty of time and I'd pay extra of we went over the time. We did the usual calisthenics. It was fun playing with such a little woman, but nothing spectacular. I got her contact info, as she was interested in coming to my hotel. BTW, Rioja opens at 11a or 12p, and closes at 9p, but most of the ladies were gone by 8p.

Motocy charged me 60Bht starting from Tukcom area. They had to call a motocy for my return trip, he wanted 100Bht to go to another club near by: Camel Toe. (Review to follow.)
The Motocy didn't know about Rioja nor Camel Toe. I had to show them the location on Google map

Google "Rioja Pattaya" for location info.

[Java Man]

I went to their party this past Monday evening. They had a decent crowd, more ladies present than my previous visit. They also had a nice buffet that evening. They ladies are much the same as they were at the previous location: they're a little older, but look decent for their age. Here's the new deal with Carre Blanc: 1st LD, and she drops her panties. 2nd LD and bra comes off. 3rd LD and they get nekked. LD is 130bht, IIRC. Like the old place, as soon as you walk in, whoever is on queue latches on to you.

I settled in at the bar, got my 1's beer. Bought my 1st LD, and got some food. Pat, my favorite Carre Blanc girl became available, and I got her a LD too. Pretty soon, a 3rd lady joined in She earned a LD after she started licking my nipple. The LD were flying, clothes were coming off, (theirs and mine.) Then they switched to tequila shots. I had Pat sitting at the bar facing me, spread eagled, Occasionally, the 3rd lady would lick Pat's puss, (apparently they're close.).

At one point I had 1 lady on each nipple and the third one taking care of junior. Each lady took turns servicing Junior. This they did on their own, no prompting from me. So, yes I was sexually assaulted. Plenty of witnesses to this too, and none came to my aid. Yeah, I'll be going back for more. BTW, Pat was the best one with junior.

It all came to a crashing end, when the many Tequila shots took their toll. 2nd lady bailed to the toilet. Pat got hammered. Only the 3rd lady was OK.

Warning: Then the cashier REALLY tried to REAM me. During my previous trips I've visited Carre Blanc, and never had a problem with the bar tab. This time they overcharged me 470bht. It was brought to their attention and corrected. In spite of that, I'll be returning to Carre Blanc. I need to play with Pat some more.

[Wolvenvacht]

Is it safe to carry some pills or enhancement intakes, or its risky affair at airport?

If the pills are of the normal prescription variety in the original pharma packaging and in personal use quantities you should be fine.

You better check the Thai customs website at http://en.customs.go.th/content.php?...stoms_offences as it is a bit more complicated than just "carry a prescription". Some medication can be prohibited or restricted even with a prescription (e.g. those containing narcotic substances). In case of doubt check with the local Thai Embassy or Consulate.

Beach road hookers, are they safe and hygienic, as few suggested not to go for them because some might have threatening diseases while compared to safe play chicks at gogo bars.

Thai girls are generally clean and hygienic and it doesn't matter if they ply their trade at Beach Road or in an expensive agogo club. Never assume that girls in gogo bars are "safe play". Practicing safe sex is always your better option wherever you pick up your girl.

Would love to have at least a Russian or Uzbek hottie as recommendations of getting one at the right price and good service..

Unfortunately it seems "Russian / Uzbek", "right price" and "good service" is a matter of "choose two out of three only". Most reports indicate that these ladies are either high price and / or bad service (if any service at all).

Are Thai chicks into threesome and good action with each other?

Generally no, although some establishments have made it into their speciality, such as Eden Club in Bangkok.

[Haven123]

Thanks for the price report and layout of the venues. I would agree with your pricing although I have never paid more than 3 k for the hottest girls in Insomnia and that was Long Time, so I am not sure how you state the range there is up to 5 k baht short time. Otherwise, pricing spot on.

I agree. The 5 K baht for LT or 3000 for ST makes no sense. Unless Chris is sooooo looonnggg that the girl thinks she could be out of comission for a whole week after him. And so needs to be compensated accordingly. Kinda of the opposite effect of Mr. ENT? 😜.

[Socker]

Thanks for the price report and layout of the venues. I would agree with your pricing although I have never paid more than 3 k for the hottest girls in Insomnia and that was Long Time, so I am not sure how you state the range there is up to 5 k baht short time. Otherwise, pricing spot on.

I agree a stellar write up by CL w / a lot of great info on where, how much and quality levels. He is a top pro monger.

As for the 5000 b pricing I think he is spot on because if the good looking women will try for for 3000 be than the super fine will try for higher and probably get it.

His LK Metro strategy after the bars close is simple and invaluable.

I appreciate the in depth information he put forth here. Very straight forward and concise.

[StudBucket]

Thanks for the price report and layout of the venues. I would agree with your pricing although I have never paid more than 3 k for the hottest girls in Insomnia and that was Long Time, so I am not sure how you state the range there is up to 5 k baht short time. Otherwise, pricing spot on.

Beach Road: this is where you will find your best deals 700 to 1000 short time. (some even as low as 500) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but most women are in their late 20's to early 30's. There are however some younger (18 and up) girls sprinkled in, there and also some real diamonds to be found on beach road as well. The girls start at the beginning of walking street and go all the way down to Soi 6 (maybe even further, I've never gone past that point). A few available during the day but mostly they start to gather around 7: pm and start leaving by 2: am. The best looking girls in my opinion stand from Mike mall down to walking street.

Soi 11/ Soi Honey MPs: the best in my opinion are the two at the corner of Soi 11 and Soi Buakhao. Again beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it fluctuates but these two always seem to have some hotties available. The MPs on this street will have girls available 24/7 it fluctuates but the two at the far end will often have a dozen or more girls available as late as 3,4,5,or 6 am, again it fluctuates but often have some super hotties available at that hour of the morning as well. Pricing is 1000 short time in house and 300 for takeout. I always take out. Some of the MPs here have decent rooms and decent beds but many just have a row of mats laying on the floor with curtains separating them. Have had an occasional Prima Donna ask for 1500 for herself.

Soi Diana and Soi 7 & 8 beer gardens: can find some decent talent in many of them, standard price is 1000 short time for the girl and between 300 to 400 bar fine. The beer gardens on Sois 7 & 8 all generally want 400 bar fine.

Soi 6: Always a fun time, here you will find some OK looking women and some really hot looking women. The talent in my opinion always seems to fluctuate. That is on one trip I find many hotties to be working at one or two particular bars and then on another trip it seems like different bars have what I consider to be the hotties. It is best to just walk up and down Soi 6 until you see the one you want and then go over to her bar. Bar fine is generally 300 to 350 in some bars and the girls all go for 1000 short time in house. You can also take the girls out for an increased price. I have always done the girls in house as I find the rooms to be decent, clean, AC and good beds.

Walking Street Freelancers: most stand in groups of two or more along the side of the street. You will know they are freelancers because most people on walking street are doing just that walking and these girls will be standing along the side of the street. Some nice looking girls here but in my opinion nothing better than you can find on beach road. Most will want 1500 short time.

Gogo bars: here you will find some OK looking girls to some really hot looking girls. Here you will also find some of the most expensive girls. It fluctuates depending upon the bar and in some depending upon the time of night. But generally plan on paying 1000 bar fine. The girls can be negotiated but generally plan on paying 2000 short time for the girl. Have had a few on LK metro want 2500 for short time. Again it can fluctuate but plan on paying around 3000 to get the girl out the door for short time and this does not include the drinks you buy for yourself and her.

Discos: Insomnia, 808, and Marine disco: In my opinion the best and hottest girls available in Pattaya are found in the discos. Again in my opinion the best is Insomnia, Here you will find some OK looking girls to some super super hotties. Short time prices can be anywhere from 1000 to as much as 5000. Price will depend upon two things how attractive the girl is and how attractive you are to the girl. The super hotties can be very stand offish and difficult to approach they will not send signals out to you (unless of course your Brad Pitt). I personally always go for what I consider to be the hottest girls in whatever venue I am in and the discos are no exception. I take a Kamikaze approach and put on my friendliest face give my best smile and my sweetest voice and approach the table of the super hottie and introduce myself and ask her name. They are almost always cold fish give the 1000 yard stare and not very enthusiastic. I smile pay them some complements ask a little about themselves pretend I am interested and within five to ten minutes of me approaching their table I ask them if they want to go with me. I have had about a 70% to 80% success rate getting what I consider to be the super hottie to go with me. Socially I'm more of a Potsy than a Fonzi and the ideal of spending the evening drinking at her table wondering if she will go with me at the end of the night is not very much fun for me. I would much rather cut right to the chase. I have been paying 2000 on average for short time on occasion in the past I have paid as much as 3000 for a super hottie that I just had to have and on occasion have been able to get a super hottie for 1000 (usually in the wee hours of the morning when the guy she really wanted went with someone else the number of likely customers is dwindling and figuring something is better than nothing she agrees). I have had many super hotties tell me if they really like a guy they will go for as little as 1000 and if they don't like the guy will ask for as much as 5000 and if hes willing to pay that then they will go with him. The discos don't really get going until midnight or 1: am and will go until the sun comes up. Many of the Soi 6 girls like to go to 808 disco after their bar closes at 1: am and can be picked up there for 1000 short time.

(A word or two about the super hot prima donnas with attitude at the discos. I have found that these unsociable prima donnas once in the bed room and in the bed enjoy a good stick man and a good hard pounding. If your a good stick man (practice makes perfect) these stuck up to good to talk to you in the disco girls always respond accordingly and once in the bed and the action starts these stuck on themselves prima donnas really like the services of a good stick man and really like getting a good hard pounding. I have found this to be the case overwhelmingly with the supper hotties with attitude in the discos of Pattaya and the world over).

After work Gogo girls: I have also had a lot of luck picking up walking street and LK metro gogo girls late at night after their bar closes. Wait at the end of walking street or LK metro after the gogos close and watch the stream of girls leaving. Many are quite friendly and easy to pick up because they want to make some money and many will do short time for 1000.

Long time is also available at almost every venue but at an increased rate.

Chris.

[StudBucket]

I think Natty has hit the nail pretty much on the head. Top quality girls are in Bangkok, Jakarta, then Manila last in my opinion. Manila has really gone downhill in terms of places to go to so I don't see as many top quality girls. Havana Cafe sucks. Leaves you really with Burgos street. Angeles City can turn out some good girls like the top shelf girls in some of the better gogos or at High Society Disco. I have had more top quality girls there than Manila and the vast number of girls over Manila gives you more opportunities. Just got back from Pattaya (after AC and Manila), and gorgeous girls can be found at the top Gogo bars and some gems are to be found at Insomnia and I-Bar (just below Insomnia). I have been to many cities all over Asia. Phnom Penh does have some nice girls but the quality of the girls is a notch down over the rest. The Khmer girls can be very GFE, friendly, and well priced so its worth a visit. Of course, keep in mind AC, Pattaya, and Phnom Penh are so much less expensive than Bangkok, Jakarta or Manila for our hobby.

The triumvirate as far as I am concerned is Bangkok, Manila, & Jakarta. I easily find the top quality girls I am looking for in these 3 major cities, but it does come at high price. If you are a budget hunter, I think you will find that prices vary widely from really cheap to very expensive girls depending on the venue and the girls you choose to see. There are always some very pretty diamonds waiting to be discovered in the less expensive bordellos and bars.

In the resort town category, there is Pattaya and AC. If you like Pattaya, you will like AC. I am not saying you will like AC more than Pat, that is an unknown - many guys like it more and many guys like it less; what I am saying is I think you will like it. Filipinas are known for their GFE and they speak English. Prices are slightly cheaper in AC as compared to Pattaya for similar quality. You should also give Subic (Barrio Barreto) a look see while you are visiting AC. The Subic nightlife scene is smaller than AC's nightlife, but the girls are super friendly and this is probably the cheapest destination you can find with reasonable accessibility in all of SE Asia. The good news is you can combine an AC / Subic excursion into one trip by spending 4 or 5 days in each town to see if you like it. I think you will.

Lastly Phnom Penh is another Asian city I think you might want to check out at least one time while you are visiting Thailand. Khmer girls are petite and very friendly and prices are generally way cheaper than in Pattaya.

Stay Thirsty,

NB

[GermanShepherd]

Thanks a ton guys for all your inputs.

Few days left to arrive LOSP (land of smiling pussies).

With so many choices and places to cover up think the time will be too little to explore all, but then too will try to make to best and update you all.

Cheers Fellas. Pattaya here I come.