Pattaya Reports

[ElMexicant]

Another always dilemma for me when I am in Patts and hungry. I am a picky eater with only 18 different things I eat while in Thailand.

1. New Thai dish for called pad Thai with chicken for 50 baht from the market.

2. New Japanese ramen tom yum noodle with pork for 79 baht from a food court.

3. Stick to my my foodie list of 18 items like roasted chicken breast for 60 baht off a cart lady.

35+ grams of protein seems to win most of the time.

[Mogwai]

I guess you just have to know him. He is nothing like you are thinking. When I read all the stuff you quoted I laugh because I know him. He is just talking trash. 4 years ago during covid he was telling me a story about the cat with the fist that waves. To this day I laugh every time I think of that shit or see one of those cats. I had never really paid much attention to those things until he brought it up.

In the past, when his handle was still MonkeyPaw, other board members who met him also said he was a really nice guy. Makes me wonder why he comes across as such an arrogant asshole in his posts.

[Mr Enternational]

You, and apparently the moderator, read the post from the top down instead of bottom up, which was the correct way. If you had looked at the time stamps, you would have seen that the price was discussed first, with her justifying the price because she was young, and then her revealing her age and him turning her down because she was 17.

Exactly. The first thing she said was the price. Then she said how old she really was because I think the profile said 19. Then he said sorry 17 and 18 is too young.

I ran into one the other day where the profile did not show an age, but after I was writing with the person, in my inbox under her name you could see the age. I asked how old she was and she said 1 year older than what the age in the thing said. For some reason the ages are sometimes not right in TF. It even switched my age 5 years less in my profile somewhere along the 13 years or so that I have had my account.

[ElMexicant]

No possible way a new girl can mean new on my list to do, as opposed to a repeat. It has to mean new, as in her first time working ever at a bar. Who keeps track of the 1000's of girls? LOL.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.

Post seems to be deleted BTW?

You, and apparently the moderator, read the post from the top down instead of bottom up, which was the correct way. If you had looked at the time stamps, you would have seen that the price was discussed first, with her justifying the price because she was young, and then her revealing her age and him turning her down because she was 17.

[ElMexicant]

Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.

Post seems to be deleted BTW?

Time stamps? The work like this. The lower the time is the earlier the message. So I asked pricing FIRST like I do every girl. I don't dance around with "get to know you" questions. Jimmy Boy was correct. Not sure what the law is, but I did nothing wrong or illegal.

Apology accepted.

LOL.

[MartinFlevo]

Her profile said she was 19. She told him she was 17. He told her he could not meet her since she was too young for him because she was 17. He did not meet her. What is your issue?

Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.

Post seems to be deleted BTW?

[Rexy1234]

While I prefer to meet girls in the flesh, my chest infection has meant I've had to change my modus operandi towards the back end of the trip, to try and spend less time in smoky bars. I joined ThaiFriendly to try and set up some afternoon meets, so girls come straight to my hotel. Plus there's a cost implication. I've fucked 43 girls on this trip and going online is a good way of saving some money (cheaper prices, no lady-drinks etc).

Hi, rarely chip in but have posted some reports on actual trips, bars, girls, good times. What I don't get is that Sir Lancelot posts nice long detailed reports on what his day and night is like and some "members" can't resisit having a dig, a "query", a snide remark etc. My experience is that we are all punters and bars I have visited in Thailand, Cambodia and Philippines can all be wonderful and you get the time of your life and then next visit - 3 months, 6 months, 1 week later, whatever. Nothing is going on that appeals to you. All this means is that the girls you liked last time have a job, have a life, have days off, have family visits etc. They are not deperately waiting for you to turn up again, anxiously looking at the door (some are of course.). Um, not sure what other contributions to make here. But well done to Sir Lancelot (wonderful, ridiculous member name) and lighten up all the guys who enjoy being members of the commentariat. Lastly, I was in Angeles on 3 visits last year and went mainly with girls I knew from previous trips: 27 year old who is my travel buddy and is a lovely person and very cute, slim, funny, A 19 year old with a perfect body, very cute face and the friendliest manner, and a 20 year old who had a baby when she turned 18 , met me before and after work for cheaper sessions and is gorgeous, goes swimming with me and her daughter and has never had a difficult moment with me. Bla bla bla. Enjoy guys. Covid nailed things down and now tourism is taking off again. You are lucky.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

A disgusting one. Meeting minors. Should be banned from this website.

Her profile said she was 19. She told him she was 17. He told her he could not meet her since she was too young for him because she was 17. He did not meet her. What is your issue?

[MartinFlevo]

Now you know what type of monger I am. In these wise words of Homey the Clown, "Homey don't play that!

A disgusting one. Meeting minors. Should be banned from this website.

[Free Dude]

At sirlancalot, just a tip for TF. If you search for the user name of a 'popular' girl, you will be able to access her profile and send a message.

Typically I pay for a month of premium when I'm there, but when I am browsing in the weeks before, this trick helps.

[Sir Lancelot]

This is Puzzling.

You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.

While I prefer to meet girls in the flesh, my chest infection has meant I've had to change my modus operandi towards the back end of the trip, to try and spend less time in smoky bars. I joined ThaiFriendly to try and set up some afternoon meets, so girls come straight to my hotel. Plus there's a cost implication. I've fucked 43 girls on this trip and going online is a good way of saving some money (cheaper prices, no lady-drinks etc).

[ElMexicant]

This is Puzzling.

You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.

Anybody who has a good and fun time in Angeles City loses credibility with me. Years before COVID, I booked 10 days in AC. Left after 3, they can keep my paid hotel fare for the 10 day stay. It was that bad. Had to get out of that shit hole. But here we got a Superstar at the AC GoGos, but Mr. Beer Bar Goggles in Pattaya. Says much?

[Mr Enternational]

Why would someone be telling an audience of men how big their biceps are? And how is that relevant to the topic at hand? I also cannot imagine coming on a public forum and being so arrogant:

I guess you just have to know him. He is nothing like you are thinking. When I read all the stuff you quoted I laugh because I know him. He is just talking trash. 4 years ago during covid he was telling me a story about the cat with the fist that waves. To this day I laugh every time I think of that shit or see one of those cats. I had never really paid much attention to those things until he brought it up.

[Forty Drinks]

Breaking news, I have been banned from Tinder. I thought my messages were generally very tame but I think I used the word 'short-time' and have been suspended as a result. I find it amusing that an App which essentially facilitates one night stands should take any kind of moral high ground on sex for sale.

So I joined ThaiFriendly and immediately got a few bites. The free version of the site has a few annoyances, mainly the fact you can only send a message every 10 minutes! It's not conducive to flowing conversation. Secondly the prettiest girls have a 'popular' sticker on their profile and only members are allowed to message them. If I lived in Pattaya I'd be tempted to join but it's not worth it for the remaining four days of my trip.

My plan today was to find a girl on soi 6 and then maybe another from one of the bars later. Time is running out on my trip so I'm on the final dash to the finishing line, two girls a day minimum.

It was Saturday night and the roads were busy. Tourists had paint on their faces, as there was a festival going on at the beach. I reached the top of soi 6 at 6. 40 pm and the street was packed. Deep breath, game face on, go.

I spotted a little blond outside Lust and a skinny girl with green hair at another bar that would satisfy my urge to tick off all hair colours of the spectrum.

I couldn't resist stopping at Omega Bar for a beer to see if ElMexicant's 'new girl' was there, from his 'eternal dilemma' post in which he claimed he was on a different playing field to everyone else. It turns out his 'new girl' hasn't worked in Pattaya for two months.

Back on the street I saw a lovely girl sat on the step in front of a crowded bar. She was tall, had luscious long hair and no tattoos. She looked like a step-back-in-time girl from how these streets might have looked decades ago. I couldn't resist. She asked for 2000 but accepted 1500.

She got undressed and had the body of a model. Tall and slender with tiny tits. Despite this she pinched her slender belly and said 'pum pui! ' Thai girls always do this, even if they're skinny. I knew I was in for a good time when she crawled on to the bed and made cat claws with her hands, then prowled vixen-like over my body and kissed me passionately on the lips. The sex lived up to expectations. I think she watches a lot of porn in her spare time because she kept repeating 'oh baby, oh baby' as I gave her pussy a good pounding.

I took some photos afterwards for my own collection and she looked great in the pics in which she was smiling but I managed to capture one photo when she wasn't and my god her resting face was photogenic. It's funny how some girls tense up in front of a camera and some girls don't.

With a spring in my step I walked back along 2nd Road, through Myth, and bought a drink for a pretty girl at Oh Bar I've had my eyes on for a while. This has been my favourite beer bar for several years but has disappointed me on this trip as it has always been quiet with hardly any girls. Tonight however there were five or six nice girls, clinking glasses with the barflies.

I ate at Hungry Hippo on soi Buakhao, which does lots of home-made western favourites, as well as an array of desserts.

Ordinarily I'd enjoy a leisurely bar-crawl in the evening but my chest infection means I've only got a limited amount of time before the cigarette smoke makes me start coughing. So my plan was to do a circuit of the usual spots and pounce upon any attractive girl. I saw a candidate at Buddy Bar but she was eating food, my favourite at Ass 95 was with a customer. I trudged past, head bowed in an Oscar-worthy performance, making sure she saw my pain.

It's sad to walk past Moonlight. Two years ago this was my favourite bar and I had some great nights in there, but now the girls sit in a line outside, barely looking up from their mobile phones. The bar has become so geared to Korean customers it's lost all personality and the girls always look so bored.

It was 10.15 pm and I had an idea. I'd go to soi LK Metro and see if my Terminal 21 girl was at Las Vegas. But when I got to the door two bouncers converged on me and insisted I hand over the bottle of honey lemon iced tea I'd purchased from the 7 Eleven. Ever since I've had a bad chest I've tried tablets, lozenges, powders and now antibiotics, yet it's this iced tea which has the most soothing effect. I explained I needed it but they wouldn't let me in, so I walked away.

On the fork of LK Metro heading towards soi Buakhao there are a lot of bars with excitable girls outside. I spotted a nice girl with a big metallic smile and the tiniest waist I've ever seen and bought her a drink. We clicked so I enquired about prices. She told me the barfine was 1000 but I could also pay for a room upstairs for 650 baht. I hadn't considered that these bars would have short-time rooms. She quoted an ambitious 2500 short-time price but came down to 1500 and soon I was following her peachy little bum up the dimly lit back staircase. She was extraordinarily skinny.

The room wouldn't score highly on TripAdvisor. Loud music from the bars below rattled the window and the bed was rock hard. The air-con tried in vain to keep the temperature sub-tropical.

It was her first week at the bar and I've scarcely experience such a tight pussy. I got in two or three inches as she grimaced and tossed her head around. 'Are you okay? ' I asked. We struggled clumsily like this for about a minute, like two virgins having sex for the first time. I thought this was as good as it was going to get, but then she wiggled her hips and arched her back and suddenly my dick slid all the way in, making her gasp and clutch the pillow. The sex was great. I was slow and gentle at first but soon I was fucking her hard in doggy.

By midnight I was back in my room, reflecting on another great day in Pattaya. I've had to amend my modus operandi due to my chest infection but I'm picking up some great girls.

This is Puzzling.

You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.