Pattaya Reports

[Cool]

Competing massage parlors were saying Sabailand out of business. I did not hire 2 girls for sandwich massage. Honey massage was packed with an indian tour bus. They range from 2 k-4 k. All girls at Sabai dee are 2 k. Sabai room is 2-2.4 k. I originally thought I would try a girl from room and Dee. I did not like any girls for 2 k at s room. I picked 47 the darkest girl at Dee. Here is more businesslike. The mamasan asked for a tip. I finished within 45 minutes. Of 90. The girl asked for a tip and specifically she wanted 300. I gave her 200 because she cheated me out of my BJ. She licked around my crotch and quickly through condom on. Quality is better in bkk and they don't ask for tip. Cheaper than go go but go go girls hotter.

[Old New Guy]

Nice game, Mr. E. & Co! Also JohnPhoenix and his Russian for which he had to wait.

It's important that one can have the experience done according to his style. We all end get laid but how we do end there is also important. I also had my planets aligned yesterday with a cutie that was 100% good and right for me, from start to end. Doesn't happen often, but makes the entire thing worth!

[Cool]

Bangkok.com ranked Whats Up as no. 1 bar on WS. Must have been dated. On Friday night at 10 pm there were 40 mostly attractive girls sitting on the stage with school girl uniforms. The problem was the bar had a bad vibe because the girls looked disinterested, unmotivated, and bored. No surprise the bar was empty. Electric blue across the Soi was popping. Clothed girls on backstage were cheaper than nude girls on front stage. The staff were rather pushy trying to get me to buy ladies drinks and tequila shots during 50 bht promotion. I usually visit WS bars 2-3 times before buying ladies drinks. Last night I bought lady drinks at my fave WS bars. An English guy invited me to ice bar. This is a cool bar to cool off on a hot night; however, its best to bring your date with you because the bar lacks much female companionship. I paid 95 bht for bottled water at Ice / Ibar.

[Blanquiceleste]

Me and JesseJames were on Walking Street last night. We were chilling at an ice cream parlor and there was a guy on the street selling toy rats. I decided to buy a couple for my nephew and niece. I don't remember if I was speaking to the guy in Thai or not, but he showed me his sign where 1 cost 40 baht and 3 cost 100 baht. I said cool, so I bought the 3 pack. The guy showed me the other side of his sign where he had written 1 for 80 baht and 3 for 200 baht. I damn near fell out of my chair laughing.

It just goes to show that in Thailand the first price is not the final price. And also that YMMV. One guy reports he went into iBar and got a girl for 2000 baht. That does not mean the next guy is going to go in and have to give 2000 baht. He may be charged, 3000,1000, or even get her for free. That is why you always negotiate for yourself and do not let the price that someone else has paid dictate what you pay.

Invaluable lessons in the art of negotiation. A must read for all ye who cross the gates of Siam.

[Blanquiceleste]

That little Tart! You mean she has been hitting on others when I am not around. I am taking back that T-shirt! .

Aww. She's going to be heart broken and naked. See'Mon. Uncle V. You are a man with a big heart. 5555.

[Mr Enternational]

A pleasant surprise indeed. Tuesday my old navy and college buddy asked me if I would be in Thailand on Friday. I said yes. He said well I am going to buy a ticket right now and I will be there Friday at 10. I thought the mf was bullshittin. But sure as shit he shows up. His first time in Thailand after years of me begging him. And he did just what I said, went topside at the airport and got a taxi for 1000 baht.

I took him to get a soapy first thing. 2000 baht at Honey 2? The one on 2nd Rd. A lot of guys come here and get so busy that they leave it out. Then I took him to my watch man. I thought I was a hard bargainer but this fool put me to shame. He was like a junkyard dog.

Then it was on to Soi 6. The first thing he laid eyes on he was ready to take upstairs. The girl wanted 1300. I said no way. 1000 only. 300 for the room and 700 for you. She agreed.

Then my girl asked me if I wanted to go up too. I said of course. 800 baht. She said no. Same deal as the other girl. I said no way. It is my friend's first time, so I got a special price for him. It is not my first time and I live here so I pay 300 for the room and 500 to you. She said only blow job then okay? I said no way. That is for everything. She went and got the okay from the lady behind the bar and up we went.

The best part was her washing me in the shower. On the way out I stopped by my buddy's room to see his girl's pussy. He was talking about switching but that shit fell by the wayside. My room had a nice black light in it. I have been looking for that type since I first got my place here. I blew 2 120 V from the States trying to put it in this 240 V and ended up finding this bullshit black light at HomePro or something years ago. Looks like there is a new one to search for. Well my total bill ended up being 995 baht for 1 chick, 1 room, 1 drink, and 1 lady drink.

We went down and up Soi 6. This guy was unstopable. I just enjoyed watching him have a good time. He was nothing like those that come on here saying they could not find anything on the 6. He was trying to work out a deal to get 2 chicks for 800 baht. He got cussed out by the chick and a ladyboy who was close by. They said take your ass down to the Coconut Bar on Beach Road if you want to get somebody for that price. Haven't I always said that I pay 400 baht on Beach Road? Well it appears that some Soi 6 hookers know that to be the price as well.

We came back to my place for about an hour then headed to 808. As soon as I got there I saw a chick who I had not seen in a couple of years. A wingman told me that she had gotten married. I ran it by her and she asked how I knew. Shit. Everything gets back to Sweet Papa. Her and her friends invited us to partake in their bottle of Jack Daniel's. Soon my boy disappeared. I thought he was somewhere passed out from sleep deprivation. But he showed back up about 45 minutes later telling me to come on because he was on the the other side of the club with 3 chicks and a bottle of Jack. I towed the girl that had chosen me away from her friend and over there.

Eventually some guy pulled my girl away to talk and she showed back up about 20 minutes later. I said no bich. You go on back with him. Then I grabbed another chick that was watching me.

I told my boy that there would be no sleep the first 24 hours. We left 808 at 4:30 headed to Flexx with 2 chicks each in tow. Drank a bottle of Jack there as well and left out when it was daylight. It is now 10:09am and I need to take my ass to sleep!

P.S. Special shout out to the guy from LOS Angeles and his Thai wife who were in 808 and supplying us with Jaeger Bombs and making us enjoy their JW Red. All I know is I had a bunch of damn drinks last night and didn't pay for not 1!

[Mr Enternational]

Me and JesseJames were on Walking Street last night. We were chilling at an ice cream parlor and there was a guy on the street selling toy rats. I decided to buy a couple for my nephew and niece. I don't remember if I was speaking to the guy in Thai or not, but he showed me his sign where 1 cost 40 baht and 3 cost 100 baht. I said cool, so I bought the 3 pack. The guy showed me the other side of his sign where he had written 1 for 80 baht and 3 for 200 baht. I damn near fell out of my chair laughing.

It just goes to show that in Thailand the first price is not the final price. And also that YMMV. One guy reports he went into iBar and got a girl for 2000 baht. That does not mean the next guy is going to go in and have to give 2000 baht. He may be charged, 3000,1000, or even get her for free. That is why you always negotiate for yourself and do not let the price that someone else has paid dictate what you pay.

[Haven123]

That little Tart! You mean she has been hitting on others when I am not around. I am taking back that T-shirt! .

Hahaha. But she Stillll loves you. And Only you, Uncle V. LOL.

[Uncle Volodya]

Well, that was Uncle V's long term gal. He actually got her that T shirt, I believe. 😝.

But, seriously, being gay is not something someone generally chooses to do. Mostly DNA. Some life history issues. No matter how, que sera sera. So, live and let live! Let everyone be happy!

That little Tart! You mean she has been hitting on others when I am not around. I am taking back that T-shirt! .

[Haven123]

Exactly, but This Is Thailand. And a lot of others who just dress up that way in order to rob foreigners.

Oh shit! Anyway, I have never, and am even now, zero percent interested in any of them, fortunately or unfortunately, depending on ones POV.

But, yeah, that's not good Mr ENT.

Compared to when I was in Thailand last, the LB phenomenon seems to have exploded into full view.

- IGNORE the rest below unless you are interested in science shit. Fair warning-.

There's are some life forms in the ocean that change between male and female and give birth. It would not be surprising at all, if nature, I. E. Our species, is evolving back up plans, far into the future, due to some of the newer low birth rate issues at the macro level. So this may be something more fundamental that is at work at the macro species level of our DNA.

After all, omnipotent and pluripotent stem cells can, in a lab, now be directed in any direction we want for sex and other traits. Particularly with the rather new CRISPR technology (and second and third gen versions of it just announced) incredible genie type stuff is in store and in the pipeline. Less than 100 k of our 7 billion humans are aware of this technology and its implications. IMO.

[Mr Enternational]

But, seriously, being gay is not something someone generally chooses to do. Mostly DNA. Some life history issues. No matter how, que sera sera. So, live and let live! Let everyone be happy!

Exactly, but This Is Thailand. There are a lot of LBs who are gay for pay. And a lot of others who just dress up that way in order to rob foreigners.

[Haven123]

I think these are coming to the disco too. I've seen a group hitting on the dancers at I, tipping and kissing them profusely. And some girl with a "GAY OK" T-shirt.

Well, that was Uncle V's long term gal. He actually got her that T shirt, I believe. 😝.

But, seriously, being gay is not something someone generally chooses to do. Mostly DNA. Some life history issues. No matter how, que sera sera. So, live and let live! Let everyone be happy!

[Old New Guy]

In the local vernacular, a tomboy is a lesbian.

I think these are coming to the disco too. I've seen a group hitting on the dancers at I, tipping and kissing them profusely. And some girl with a "GAY OK" T-shirt.

[Banana Boi]

A Sapphire girl told me about some bars off Walking the have tomboys for takeaway. Anyone try this out? We have a 3-some date tomorrow with one to try it out.

My Sapphire girls took me to a club where girls were dressed as guys. They did it for the shock factor I'm sure. Yes weird I know. Is this what you mean?

[Phordphan]

A tomboy is a biological girl who has characteristics or behavior like a boy. Dresses more masculine and behave more masculine. Some can look pretty manly. Some are still pretty feminine with spike haircuts and tattoos. I would like to try a feminine tomboy one time or two.

One time in Paris I hooked up with a petite tomboyish 20 yo. When her t shirt and Levi's along with her combat boots came off she was all woman.

Yes, that is the western definition. However, Thais tend to call young lesbians tomboys. Hence the reason one might want a tomboy for a partner in a 3-some.