Pattaya Reports

[Mogwai]

Seems like you can't deal with simple truths. No problem, you aren't alone.

So it's a simple truth that door-to-door service or private car with AC is the answer for normal Westerners and that Westerners who travel by bus are cheapskates and not normal and are denigrating themselves?

[Fast Eddie 48]

So one arrives for the first time in Pattaya, has to drag say two bags to the road and up the baht bus, get to understand which one goes near to his hotel and change one or two times, figure out what's the amount to give, put up with smelling or drunk strangers depending on the time, still dragging and watching bags, all that in the scorching hot. That is what is called "arriving in style" really.

You should always travel lite left big luggage in Bangkok carry only small pack, you lucky you didn't arrive during sonkran like I did you be soak no bht bus you be carry 2 bag on a moto bike.

FE.

[Mogwai]

You must have got pissed because of something that I wrote before, but couldn't find anything better to attack me with than an empty, meaningless statement. Try harder a next time.

No, it's because of what you wrote in the two posts I quoted. I suggest you read those two posts again and try harder to figure out what pissed me off. It's pretty obvious.

[Haven123]

You were talking about Soi Buakhao before your trip. Did you ever get by there? Thai massages are only 100 baht in that area.



I am 44, so a long way from young and hot looking, but I have been saying all along that FL are 1000 LT and now you have heard it from the horse's mouth. You said that she said "they both ask for more", leading to me to believe that this particular girl also goes for 1000. If she had told me this my response to her would have been, "So why the hell do you want 2500 from me, if you go with other guys for 1000?"

Hey, thanks Mr ENT. I did go to Soi Buakhao twice to check out Soi Diana, LK Metro and change $ at TT.

I did not see any massage places that from the outside seemed good. I did go to Soi 3 for an oil massage and that was a rip off. I am talking about Masaage places now without any happy ending options, and where I was given a private room or an area of 2-3 massage beds cordoned off with the curtains.

The best massage person I have encountered so far is Aree Massage (Prae) on 2nd RD right after Soi Diana inter, and she is really good and speaks super excellent English ( and accent ) is 30, has twins and is from Isaan and flies (yeah) to Isaan twice a year (at least that is what she told me) and is trying to get to Australia next year, to furher her English education or a business diploma. (don't know how but she said she has a friend there). Who knows how much of that is true ?

As for the other girl and what she told me, yes that is what she implied and she told me that after we got to the room and the deal was done. I am pretty sure if there is a young, hot and sexy (I am guessing for her that is a 20 something) guy that she likes, digs she will go ST for 1000. That's cause she has a German boyfriend who gives her a base amount of serious baht once a year, I believe.

Although her tone implied, that she disagreed with her friend going that low to 1000. So, I don't know for sure. She is mostly a lone operator at Insomnia. I am in my mid 50's, I don't live in Thailand, and speak zero Thai. So your YMMV. And I have a beer belly. LOL but I'm still 190 lbs something lbs and 5' 9. In any event, I gave her 2500 for LT and she was nice and talked and talked and talked and enjoy getting to know and their thoughts, experiences, life, life history. But, I had to do zero prompting and it was all stream of consciousness at about 730 am. She was a bit drunk it was 7 am closing time at Insomnia when we left and I chatted her up at 6 am (and that was a major beef with her, with her saying that she'd me there for many days and I am always dancing and that I like hip hop and rap (she does too) and asked why I did not talk to her on the other days and why I waited until 6 am (perhaps implying that she thought She was a last minute decision by me. Etc. LOL. So, there's a lot of stuff I think, embedded in the negotiation. I did dance with her for about 20 minutes before we left.

BTW, I think she does really well as she is hot and has a almost perfect ass and tits and overall face, body etc. And, she's got the English thing down too. She is pretty street smart and is I believe very afraid of men she thinks may ra-e her, murder her etc. These were all specific things she talked about and about a black guy, who had another black guy enter once she got to the guys place. Anyways she poured stuff out and I have not even given you like 50 PC of what I learned. Yeah, I am but crazy for being interested in all this shit, but I now see my life more as an adventure and learning about interesting peoples/ girls lives and just hanging with them too. It is quite rewarding for me on its own and intellectually too (about life, consciousness, the universe, free will, math universe vs 2 D projection and tons of other theories but I better not go there. Since some people think I am a bit nuts and who knows maybe I am, but I am having fun).

Anyways, thanks for everything Mr ENT. BTW, I may have met you briefly in Sosua when I was hanging around with Kelvin there at his favorite haunt (which I don't care for as all the chicas I see are from Cupid after I have chatted with them for months. Another 50 or so new ones to add to the hopper for my next trip to Pto Pta!).

[Lone Punter]

Do any of you local guys know of an English speaking dermatologist? I'm looking to get some minor work done in Pattaya?

I have excellent experience with dr Nitivadee (LaNitivadee Dermatology & Aesthetic Laser), its on second floor of Nautica Plaza, between Mike's shopping mall and soi 11 on Beach road. She is a senior dermatologist with extensive experience. Treatment will certainly be more affordable then in a major hospital without any compromise in quality. I assume you are looking for some laser surgery and not sex reassignment. I took also my teacher to see her for an outburst of acne and she got great help.

[Mr Enternational]

So, my day actually started out with me feeling pretty good and fresh, I went for a massage close to 1 pm at Rhee massage on 2nd RD. Thai body massage, 1 HR, excellent, strong, 200 baht and 100 tip.

You were talking about Soi Buakhao before your trip. Did you ever get by there? Thai massages are only 100 baht in that area.

Went up to Insomnia right away, and danced and partied as usual, and at about 6 am picked up this 9, 21 Y. O. who was also a great dancer and we danced for at least 30-45 minutes. LT For 2500... One tidbit, Her girlfriend roommate she tells me does guys for 1000 if they are young and hot looking and but they both ask for more, as the age and looks of the guy goes south.

I am 44, so a long way from young and hot looking, but I have been saying all along that FL are 1000 LT and now you have heard it from the horse's mouth. You said that she said "they both ask for more", leading to me to believe that this particular girl also goes for 1000. If she had told me this my response to her would have been, "So why the hell do you want 2500 from me, if you go with other guys for 1000?"

[Christian G]

3) Is Pattaya walking street is the only place to hook with SW?

You can find SW on Beach Road.

4) I see quite a few Russian SW is it a common sight in there, are there any other SW from other countries works there?

African girls

5) What is the low to high price in US Dollar you will pay for any sex act from a female SW ?

Low price 500 baht for short time from some SW on Beach Road.

[Wolvenvacht]

To all the Mongers, I have few question if you could answer please?

Pattaya videos from YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/results?q=pattaya.

1) What is best time to be visiting Pattaya, when there is not much tourist around or does it matter when you travel?

It doesn't matter. The number of sex workers is so big, you will always find enough choice.

2) Around here (pattaya walking street) where is cheapest place to stay to rent a room with your own bathroom and shower?

There is no reason you have to stay close to Walking Street. There are enough other areas (see question 3) that have hookers available, so your choice is much wider than Walking Street alone. Also the circuits of the baht busses make it very convenient and cheap to get to any "interesting" part of Pattaya. Take a look at http://booking.com and check what is available. It is easy to sort the hotels according to price.

3) Is Pattaya walking street is the only place to hook with SW?

No. Essentially the whole of Breach Road and the connecting roads (called "Soi" + a number) between Beach Road and Second Road are full of bars, clubs, massage parlors and street walkers.

4) I see quite a few Russian SW is it a common sight in there, are there any other SW from other countries works there?

The Russian SWs are actually very very rare. Most are not even Russian but rather from the "*stans", Asian republics in the south of the former Soviet Union. They are expensive and provide no service worth mentioning. My advice is to steer quite clear of them.

Other nationalities are available, but I guess you are not thinking of girls from Myanmar, Laos or Cambodia. Once in a while an African hooker is spotted on Beach Road.

5) What is the low to high price in US Dollar you will pay for any sex act from a female SW ?

Short time fun with a SW picked up from Beach Road can start at about USD 20 and that will buy you one pop of ordinary straigth sex in your hotel room. At that price there is no guarantee of any quality. One pop with a top performer from a high level agogo club in Walking Street can easily set you back USD 150 to USD 200 or more if you count the barfine and your and her drinks. Unfortunately even at that level there is no guarantee of the quality of service.

If you really like "expensive" try the Russian SWs: they are masters of the science of emptying your wallet and not providing anything.

6) I like American, Japanese, Chinese & Indian food. Is there any place to get these food in there at a cheaper price?

Cheaper than what else? Almost by definition, foreign food will be more expensive than local Thai food bought from a street vendor.

P.S: if anybody want to add some suggestion that will be useful please do so.

My suggestion is not to be overly concerned with getting cheap services. Set yourself a realistic budget and try to optimise within that budget. List what you desire from "most wanted" to "easily droppable" and then ask here again if you need more info.

[HookersHunter]

To all the Mongers, I have few question if you could answer please?

Pattaya videos from YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/results?q=pattaya.

1) What is best time to be visiting Pattaya, when there is not much tourist around or does it matter when you travel?

2) Around here (pattaya walking street) where is cheapest place to stay to rent a room with your own bathroom and shower?

3) Is Pattaya walking street is the only place to hook with SW?

4) I see quite a few Russian SW is it a common sight in there, are there any other SW from other countries works there?

5) What is the low to high price in US Dollar you will pay for any sex act from a female SW ?

6) I like American, Japanese, Chinese & Indian food. Is there any place to get these food in there at a cheaper price?

P.S: if anybody want to add some suggestion that will be useful please do so.

[Christian G]

Anyone have updates on the other G-clubs around? Not even sure which ones are still open. M, Venus, Winchester, Rioja, Passion (may have got shut down), Jade House, Viper (rumors it has been shut down), 007, Club 4, and a bunch on the Dark Side.

Aside from the Viper (I don't know if they re-open yet and is more a coyote bar for me than G-clubs) they are all hit and miss, more miss. Difficult to find in the clubs you've mentioned the same Kinnaree's good looking girls.

[Banana Boi]

Under these circumstances an extra $20 does not seem all that much to pay.

I have to side with this. When I'm coming off a 20 hour flight I want to arrive at my hotel ASAP to get some rest. Paying $20 more for door to door taxi is the last thing on my mind.

I had opted to skip Kinnaree Place yesterday as the Saturday BBQ scene didn't appeal to me. That was a mistake. As I was getting ready for the trek over there today the heavens opened up and my plans were washed away in the downpour. I'll have to put it as a higher priority on my trip this fall. Too bad, it really sounds good.

Too bad.

Anyone have updates on the other G-clubs around? Not even sure which ones are still open. M, Venus, Winchester, Rioja, Passion (may have got shut down), Jade House, Viper (rumors it has been shut down), 007, Club 4, and a bunch on the Dark Side. I know guys post about Telephone Bar and La Poste but we don't hear much about the rest of them. I'll eventually get around to all of them but a heads up on some to be avoided would be appreciated.

[Uncle Volodya]

Nowadays there's an airconditioned and reasonably comfortable bus that doesn't stop everywhere and goes straight to Pattaya.
From Ekkamai it usually takes 2 to 3 hours depending on traffic and from the airport 1,5 to 2 hours.

Well the indeed sounds better. But still too much of a pain in the ass for me. I am usually coming off an all night flight with a considerable amount of luggage and such.

Under these circumstances an extra $20 does not seem all that much to pay.

But to each his own. The main thing is that we get to the Mongering Mecca. The conveyance we use does not matter all that much).

[Oosik]

Still pretty beat from the trip over, yesterday I didn't venture from the condo complex until it was time to go to Walking Street. Not much to report. Tried Skyfall. A handful of doables if I were into the BF thing. Overall maybe above average largely because of the relative paucity of below average girls.

Moved on to Wildcats. Really no one there that caught my attention, though I do think there are fewer tats per square foot of dancer than in most bars nowadays. One plus was that instead of the ubiquitous sporting events on the bar TV's there was some German porn cartoon running. It had a vintage look to it and that is reinforced by the obvious lack of child labor laws in its era: The thing was clearly drawn by elementary school children, and not the artistically gifted. Also, they had obviously been molested by men with French bread sized equipment. The plot was hard to follow as it seemed to have a lot of twists and turns, plus who really wants to be caught watching child-drawn porn when the real thing was there to be watched? So the viewing was sporadic but one can only admire the directing ability to somehow segue from a scene involving a guy derailing a train by intentionally putting his dick on the track (in truth, trains derailed a lot back then, and the train in question looked like something an eight year old would draw) to a scene with a woman having her womanly orifice cleaned by a chimney sweep.

But back to reality, where some blessing rite involving two dancers clanging the crap out of the bells for about two minutes as a naked dancer orbited the room blessing people and objects with a drink she was carrying, or perhaps her [CodeWord109] sample. It was deafening and convinced me to leave even though I'll never know if the woman in the cartoon ever got everything, including household items, vacuumed from her apparently very commodious womanly parts.

A few bars later I was back at Heaven Above to see if the Laughing Lesbians were back at it. No, though I did see one on stage. Unfortunately she soon left with another customer and the day before's Miss Halitosis spotted me so I fled.

Today I got a demonstration of carpe diem: I had opted to skip Kinnaree Place yesterday as the Saturday BBQ scene didn't appeal to me. That was a mistake. As I was getting ready for the trek over there today the heavens opened up and my plans were washed away in the downpour. I'll have to put it as a higher priority on my trip this fall. Too bad, it really sounds good.

Instead, when things had dried a bit I headed for Bliss Lounge, deciding that I would risk the Barbie / Ken helmet ripping my scalp open. Oh! What we won't do for a blow job! It turned out I needn't have fretted: Neither coming nor going was I offered a helmet. The Bliss entrance has been renovated since my last visit. Now they are setting up an area with moderate A / see for the girls to sit in instead of out in the heat and noise of 3rd Road. I sweat enough for both of us: I don't need a sweaty sucker as well. I got a not unfortunate looking lass as first in queue and she did an awesome job. Great work ethic, lots of tongue, no bitching about the geologic era changing before the geyser spewed forth, nor about the inappropriate places the geyser ended up.

This evening I took the Baht Bus to Walking Street, making two trips in a row that actually went where I expected them to and raising my batting average in that department to. 500. I know it's not rocket science but I have a troubled history with those damned things. Still prefer the motos.

[Old New Guy]

Geez mate, the only one denigrating himself is you. Looking down on people from your ivory tower.

You must have got pissed because of something that I wrote before, but couldn't find anything better to attack me with than an empty, meaningless statement. Try harder a next time.

[Mogwai]

Not for me!

My first trip to Thailand I took the slow bus to Pattyaa from Ekkamai. I think it took 4-5 hours. No AC. And the bus stopped at every little town to pick up people. Plus I was staying in Jomtien and had no idea how to get there from where they dropped me off.

I was so wiped out by the time I got to Patts I just flopped in the bed and slept 11 hours. And this was after 3 days in BKK, so it wasn't jet lag.

Never again!

Nowadays there's an airconditioned and reasonably comfortable bus that doesn't stop everywhere and goes straight to Pattaya.
From Ekkamai it usually takes 2 to 3 hours depending on traffic and from the airport 1,5 to 2 hours.