Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

any places near Central Festival you recommend for changing USD at a good rate without commission?

Across the street on 2nd Road right beside Pattaya Night Bazaar has decent rates. I think the sign is pink and says Money Exchange. The further away you are from somewhere touristy like Walking Street the better rates you will find.

[Haven123]

If you are looking for anything but a legit one this is not the place to go. The majority of the ladies here are nothing to look at fun to shoot the bull around with them but they are there to toss you around like a rag doll.

Ok thanks much. BTW any places near Central Festival you recommend for changing USD at a good rate without commission?

Thanks and cheers.

[Cool]

Do Blowjob Bars exist?

I'm sorry for the stupid question, but years ago I heard about blowjob bars in Thailand / Pattaya. They were bars where you could sit and get a beer, and then pay for a girl / woman / old woman? To get under your table and give you a blowjob while you drink, for like 20 minutes+.

Do these places actually exist or is it an urban myth?

How much does it cost?

Are the women hot or are they kinda rejects?

I'm in South East Asia but not Thailand yet.

The BJ bars in Nana BKK and Cowboy pretty much had 4's and below. A lot of them had bad teeth and I wouldn't do them for free. Some elderly men have lower standards but I have seen some with higher standards. Most guys don't suffer jet lag for that rag tag lineup. For 85% of guys they won't stimulate a hard-on and that era with passable BJ girls ended 10-15 years ago.

[JohnPhoenix]

Woke early as per my own standards. Went for a hefty European breakfast in a cafe opposite the Mixx disco. Was one of the beat breakfast I had. Coffee was unlimited however it was slightly on a higher side as compared to Pattaya standards. 300 be.

While having breakfast I saw a single Caucasian girl sitting alone and having brunch in the cafe. I am not sure what happened to me but a few glances from her gave the courage to say 'Privet'. And bingo she was indeed Russian. She thought I knew Russian language but I apologetically said I was not aware and it was just a lame ass attempt from my side to say Hi. Anyways we shared stories and told her how I had been to Murmansk a western city in Russia and how her home was closer to that place. Ended up exchanging numbers.

Post the hearty breakfast went for Foot massage in a shop in the second road. Took a baht bus to Soi six and strolled a bit. Found a girl that took my fancy. Grabbed her a drink. Took her upstairs and baam baam thank you ma'am. All inclusive 1250 be.

Came back and took a nap in the room and woke up around 2000 Hrs. Went out and had some local cuisine. Got a bottle of water and took a stroll of the Beach road. Found a MILF age approx 35 (looks 30- don't they all). Found her upbeat and eager to please. She said long time 2000 be. I smilingly asked her- you don't like me? She got the hint. I said 1000 LT and a dinner thrown in. She happily agreed. I asked what time would you leave. She said up to you. Fair enough.

Headed back to hotel.

Took shower together. No marks on belly although she was a mother of two. Boobs big enough to excite me. Skin was flawless. Had a soft and passionate session later. Throughly exhausted we took shower again and went for dinner. Went to a good seafood restaurant and had some proper dinner. Bill was 550 be. Popped my K pill for future support.

Came back to hotel and had two more pops before calling it a night. She was eager to please since she thought I would repeat as I was staying for a week more. Woke early morning. I asked for another pop. She said she was having pain down there (maybe maybe not). She offered BBBJ. I was a happy man.

She left 8 in the morning after giving me her number.

3 pops + 1 BBBJ: 1000+ 550 (dinner) not bad.

Meanwhile I saw the message of the Russian girl in the morning. She had texted late night at 3 am but I did not read as I was busy in other amorous activities.

[LittleBigMan]

Thanks, LBM. I will check it out and post my feedback on Soi Buakhao during the upcoming week. I like hanging out with the pros but I prefer the non-pros (or semi pros) when I am ready. In my experience unless there is some special chemistry, the higher the girl is on the 1-10 scale, the lower is my experience once away from the club. There are exceptions of course, but I prefer to play the higher % stats. OF course, YMMV may wary if you are a young, hot dude, which I am not. LOL .

But, I do ok sometimes.

If you are looking for anything but a legit one this is not the place to go. The majority of the ladies here are nothing to look at fun to shoot the bull around with them but they are there to toss you around like a rag doll.

[Mogwai]

Well there are about 50 massage shops on Soi Buakhao, so you will have your pick.

Or you will have your dick if you don't pay attention, LOL!

[Haven123]

If you are looking for a legit one, give Eden a try it is located on Soi Diana just off the entrance to L. K. Metro where all the Go Go are located.

Thanks, LBM. I will check it out and post my feedback on Soi Buakhao during the upcoming week. I like hanging out with the pros but I prefer the non-pros (or semi pros) when I am ready. In my experience unless there is some special chemistry, the higher the girl is on the 1-10 scale, the lower is my experience once away from the club. There are exceptions of course, but I prefer to play the higher % stats. OF course, YMMV may wary if you are a young, hot dude, which I am not. LOL 😟.

But, I do ok sometimes.

[LittleBigMan]

Haha, Mr Ent. Well I guess I will have to see which one has a Mr Ent special that day? I'll tell them you sent me!

If you are looking for a legit one, give Eden a try it is located on Soi Diana just off the entrance to L. K. Metro where all the Go Go are located.

[Haven123]

Well there are about 50 massage shops on Soi Buakhao, so you will have your pick.

Haha, Mr Ent. Well I guess I will have to see which one has a Mr Ent special that day? I'll tell them you sent me!

[Mr Enternational]

Thanks, dude. BTW I was not kidding. The only time I have been to Pattaya was years ago and all I visited was 1'soapie in some huge building. No idea where or the name. It is all a blur now.

But, with your info I plan to try out one in Soi Buakhao. Thanks! Much appreciated.

Well there are about 50 massage shops on Soi Buakhao, so you will have your pick.

[Haven123]

You got to be kidding right? I've never been to a massage place here in Pattaya, and that includes Soi B.....even the worse dump have A/C and I've been here a while. But of course anything is possible?

Thanks, dude. BTW I was not kidding. The only time I have been to Pattaya was years ago and all I visited was 1'soapie in some huge building. No idea where or the name. It is all a blur now.

But, with your info I plan to try out one in Soi Buakhao. Thanks! Much appreciated.

[LittleBigMan]

Anyone have any suggestions? Given the heat index in May, I'd rather have AC, than not, if I'm going to spend an hour on a massage.

Thanks!

You got to be kidding right? I've never been to a massage place here in Pattaya, and that includes Soi B.....even the worse dump have A/C and I've been here a while. But of course anything is possible?

[Haven123]

Anyone have any suggestions? Given the heat index in May, I'd rather have AC, than not, if I'm going to spend an hour on a massage.

Thanks!

[Harry2]

Do Blowjob Bars exist?

I'm sorry for the stupid question, but years ago I heard about blowjob bars in Thailand / Pattaya. They were bars where you could sit and get a beer, and then pay for a girl / woman / old woman? To get under your table and give you a blowjob while you drink, for like 20 minutes+.

Do these places actually exist or is it an urban myth?

How much does it cost?

Are the women hot or are they kinda rejects?

I'm in South East Asia but not Thailand yet.

[Cmdr K]

Commander K,

I'm a black guy from the State as well I just got back from Thailand over a month ago still working on my reports, it was my first time to the land of smiles. I traveled to Phuket, Pattaya & Bangkok and had no problems meeting ladies for fun. From soapy, go-go and streetwalkers. Just keep and smile on your smile and a positive attitude and you have the time of your life!

Thanks for the warm welcome! And you all have set my mind at ease. I'll be leaving soon for my romp in the land of smiles. And every detail I'll post. Hitting it with a buddy of mine. I inform when I have a more specific date in mind and welcome any other of my brethren to join me when you can.

Thanks again!

Commander.