Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

Yes you will get girls going with you from I bar for 1500/2000 long time, but usually that's after you've spent a fortune buying them drinks.

Yes that's the rub with Ibar. Sometimes it is worthwhile to just offer her a little more off the bat (say 500 baht) and escape that drink tax (especially if she is there with a big group of friends). And you will have her back in your "loom" for much longer too.

Then again, you can develop a better rapport when you drink and party with them. Which leads to a better experience overall. So there is no exact science to this. Just don't let them lead you by the nose and take charge when you feel its time to go home. This is a country where the man is king. Don't forget that.

[Banana Boi]

I would say all in all it's quite hard to find a good girl. At the moment.

I was a bit shocked at your statement until I remembered you were the guy who wrote this.

I must write too about what kind of women I am looking for because I don't look for small (around 150 cm) young (look like schoolgirl) but for a more taller (at least 160 cm) and also a bit mor mature woman. Not exactly MILF but say mid-twenties. I did see girls looking like 14 and girls with a superb body. But if she looks and behaves like a schoolgirl its just nothing for me (exceptions are rare but exist)

The most discussed WS gogo's are likely not the best place to find your type of girls. They're full of young petite girls. You may want to try some of the lesser discussed gogo's like Casanovy's (sp?) or a place like Marine Disco for the older girls.

[Steppenwolf11]

I am currently in Pattaya and wow its full. Lots of Chinese, Russian, Indian Guys and wherever they come from. I even saw a whole chinese damily leaving a Gogo. And I spotted a Gogo I overlooked on my last visits: Champions Gogo. Maybe I take a look tonight as most gogos yesterday were not really to my liking.

Whats Up:

I visited just a few minutes after they opened. They were still going down the list of girls and calling every girl by name. So every girl was standing at the pole / dancing areas. Nice experience and nice decoration too, but like last time I just did not like the place.

Mistys:

I was there around midnight and although I did find the girls to be not attractive they were fun even if the place had only a handful of customers. So I had a good time there.

Angelwitch:

No reason to go there.

Sapphire:

I like the place and a few girls there. But they are just a bit too short for my taste.

Living Dolls 1:

Probably won't visit again.

Iron and Skyfall:

Quite good but also quite a few chinese there. Also Lineup seems to be thinned out / some good girls missing when I was there. I saw some thai customers there too.

I would say all in all it's quite hard to find a good girl. At the moment.

[Haven123]

It is not a personal invention, but a method that was discovered / developed by some statisticians to find an answer to the following problem:

"How to choose the best candidate from a list of candidates, given that you do not know what quality the next candidate has and once a candidate has been examined and not chosen, you cannot go back and choose her".

This is of course very close to our mongering experience: you see a lovely in one bar, but you hesitate to take her since there is likely to be a better one in the next bar. But if you don't find that next more lovely one, it appears your first choice is now already taken by another punter.

So how to solve this problem?

It turns out to be quite simple (I spare you the underlying statistics).

Just go on your usual bar / agogo / club / disco / . . . Crawl and choose as you usually do. Interview likely candidates and give them a score. That is of course the hairy part and is highly individual. Your high score may not be my high score, but that doesn't matter provided you use a consistent scoring system during the same experiment and a higher score means the candidate is better in your eyes.

Remember the highest score among the first three or four (the actual cut-off point lies somewhere between 3 and 4, but one cannot do a "half interview") , but don't take any of these candidates. Just be cool and relaxed about this rule: if you meet a girl that gives you an instant hard-on and makes you almost cream your shorts just by looking into her eyes, by all means take her and f*ck the experiment and science.

Then continue your quest and keep on scoring next candidates until you find one that scores higher than the top score of the first three. That's the one to take.

It can be proven statistically that it is more likely than not that if you continue your search (and assume you cannot interview more than 10 candidates in one night) you will not find a better one. If I remember well, the odds are about 60 against 40 this method finds you the best candidate.

Of course you will agree it is a rather strange method: examining three candidates knowing you will not pick them. Though luck for those early birds, indeed and you will probably best move to another bar after each interview in order not to draw strange glances. Also it takes some effort and time (and money) that we cannot always invest.

But there is a short-cut possible!

Assuming the population of WG remains more or less the same during a certain period of time (say a few weeks maximum) and you can keep your scoring system the same, then each next night you can simply skip the "first three interviews" and use the highest score of your first night as the threshold point for the next nights.

Mind you this method does not guarantee you end up with the best possible candidate, but it will guarantee you that your choice is likely to be better than making a random choice from a sequential list of candidates where the quality of the "next candidate" is an unknown.

Dude, the Universe is fucking with you and you don't seem to realize it! It's a mathematical Universe, silly! You only think you can control the events of the future. It's all an illusion. LOL.

[TellAll]

That's right. Always better to ask them first. I get my drink first then talk to the one or two that interest me. After a minute or two of conversation, if I am considering taking the girl out of the bar, I will ask her if she can barfine tonight. This way at least I know she is available or not. She might say no; already been barfined and waiting for the guy to pick her up; on her period, etc. In that case, no need to buy her a drink.
Now, if she is actually good company, and I want to keep around a little bit, sure she can have a drink.
But for the one I am thinking of barfining, I generally ask upfront. Better to find out sooner than later. Plus if she is not available, you can immediately start to look for an alternate, or finish your drink and go to another bar.

Be careful PL99. You are making to much common sense.

What these guys need to understand is they are not your fucking girlfriend. You are entering into a business transaction, weather a BF or just for her company in the club and you should act accordingly. Find out where you stand up front as you would in any Bizz transaction before you pay.

Example:

Hello, I would like a Pizza. Here's $20. Ok here is your pizza. Wait I wanted pepperoni and this is just cheese. You didn't say you wanted pepperoni so fuck off.

Always best to be clear on what you want up front.

[Pipe Layer99]

Not all girls are available to barfine as a warning. If you spot a girl and want to buy her a drink to losen her up for a barfine, make sure you ask if she barfines. If your ok with buying a drink just to talk to a cute girl and aren't bothered with spending a few extra bucks, do so and enjoy her company. That being said, I was at Pandora agogo in LK Metro, bought a girl a ladydrink and when I asked about barfining she basically cut me off any possible takeout. She then went onstage and then came back to sit down with her friend, mamasan was soon in front asking if I wanted to buy them both drinks when I informed her "this girl won't barfine, why would I buy ladydrinks" and walked out. They don't want to barfine for whatever reason but are still decent company, I'll buy them a drink but if they flat out refuse to go with you outside the club but will go with others, then I tell them to shove off.

That's right. Always better to ask them first. I get my drink first then talk to the one or two that interest me. After a minute or two of conversation, if I am considering taking the girl out of the bar, I will ask her if she can barfine tonight. This way at least I know she is available or not. She might say no; already been barfined and waiting for the guy to pick her up; on her period, etc. In that case, no need to buy her a drink.
Now, if she is actually good company, and I want to keep around a little bit, sure she can have a drink.
But for the one I am thinking of barfining, I generally ask upfront. Better to find out sooner than later. Plus if she is not available, you can immediately start to look for an alternate, or finish your drink and go to another bar.

[How14]

I live in Pattaya and speak fluent Thai also. Yes you get the occasional comment but maybe more is directed at you? Do you sit all day drinking LEO in a wife beater never smiling or using your fluent Thai to be polite to people? Couple of questions for you. Q 1. Why are you on a sex forum if you're not sleeping with Thai women. Q 2. If you hate or distrust half the population (or more) that much why don't you fuck off somewhere where you actually like and respect the people?

Oh dear dear, must have touched a nerve Mr Cusland, go back and read the posts my touchy friend, where did I say I never slept with Thai women? I never said that, I said I don't get involved in relations with them, I fuck them short time, I even stated here they make great fuck buddies. For gods sake, can you not read dear man,? Maybe I should write it in Thai for you?

Secondly, I can live where the fuck I like, and I can comment on what the fuck I like, because of free speech, now if you don't like my posts, you can fuck off from the forum, its easy enough, our simply don't read my posts. Oh, and thirdly, I don't drink either, so, no, don't drink LEO, or beat the wife, so your wrong on all 3 points, never mind sir, we can't all be right can we? Have a nice day.

[Dinghy]

Yes this is great info. Thanks for posting. Does the Jomtien baht bus charge 10 baht to go from Pattaya to Jomtien?

Yes B10 from the corner of south road and 2nd road to about soi 9 on Jomtien beach road. They wait until full to go though.

[Breadman]

Not all girls are available to barfine as a warning. If you spot a girl and want to buy her a drink to losen her up for a barfine, make sure you ask if she barfines. If your ok with buying a drink just to talk to a cute girl and aren't bothered with spending a few extra bucks, do so and enjoy her company. That being said, I was at Pandora agogo in LK Metro, bought a girl a ladydrink and when I asked about barfining she basically cut me off any possible takeout. She then went onstage and then came back to sit down with her friend, mamasan was soon in front asking if I wanted to buy them both drinks when I informed her "this girl won't barfine, why would I buy ladydrinks" and walked out. They don't want to barfine for whatever reason but are still decent company, I'll buy them a drink but if they flat out refuse to go with you outside the club but will go with others, then I tell them to shove off.

[Banana Boi]

First stop was Windmill. While the girls overall aren't the best looking, I must say this was the most fun atmosphere I've experienced in a gogo. The place was packed. But everyone, guys and girls alike had big smiles and was having a really good time. I didn't get much attention, not upset by that though as pretty much every girl was either on stage or occupied with another guy. A really fun vibe to the place though, and I'm sure I'll be back another night.

Patience is definitely required waiting for the girl you want at Windmill. Since it's so cheap to keep the same girl for hours returning another night may be the best option.

Looking forward to the rest of your Pattaya reviews.

[Cusland]

What I know about Thai women I could write a fucking book, I speak fluent Thai, been here 12 years, if you knew what they say about us in there own language you would be shocked, we are ATM machines simple as that, put it this way if there was a list of 10 things, faring would be at the bottom, even buffalo is above us, so, don't try to tell me anything about life here and what goes on, they are the biggest liars in the world and Thais have a long game, they will sit and wait 10 years while they wear you down and get your cash.

Wake up and smell the coffee dude.

I live in Pattaya and speak fluent Thai also. Yes you get the occasional comment but maybe more is directed at you? Do you sit all day drinking LEO in a wife beater never smiling or using your fluent Thai to be polite to people? Couple of questions for you. Q 1. Why are you on a sex forum if you're not sleeping with Thai women. Q 2. If you hate or distrust half the population (or more) that much why don't you fuck off somewhere where you actually like and respect the people?

[Wolvenvacht]

I live in Pattaya and not really need the MAP. But anyway I did Google and did find the MAP. But get blocked from Avast. The Page contains Maleware!!

Of course, all bar-maps are MALE-ware!

[Beno69]

...Do a Google image search for: "Pattaya Soi 6 bar map".

I live in Pattaya and not really need the MAP. But anyway I did Google and did find the MAP. But get blocked from Avast. The Page contains Maleware!!

[Wolvenvacht]

Yes this is great info. Thanks for posting. Does the Jomtien baht bus charge 10 baht to go from Pattaya to Jomtien?

Yes, it appears that distance is not a factor in the pricing.

[Allover]

Thanks for the great info. I'm usually on a scooter but this map.

Makes it easy to explore the city on the bath bus.

Yes this is great info. Thanks for posting. Does the Jomtien baht bus charge 10 baht to go from Pattaya to Jomtien?