Pattaya Reports

[Jean Sean]

Just returned from a week in Pattaya, stayed at the holiday inn on the beach front. Nothing has changed much apart from the number of tourists, I have never seen it so quiet there are bargains to be had!

May the force be with you.

We must have crossed, LOL, 1 week also.

Best sense of guest friendly, rooms are great and the girls love it. I like the transparent shower cabins, watching a shy girl preparing for the deed is a great appetizer.

I had a top floor (26'th) executive room, with a fantastic view of the bay and Pattaya city. As it's above neighbouring Markland hotel and condos you have enough privacy to fuck your girls on the balcony at nighttime when the sea breeze chills you down for such activities.

Soi 6 within walking distance and a motorbike station right at the ground floor Havana bar makes it easy to get to other points of action.

[The Cane]

Or you can cut out Pattaya, reduce your days in Bangkok, and spend most of your time in Phuket or Ko Samui, (especially Samui). Not as much girl action as Pattaya, but enough for you. And a much nicer place!

I agree with you 100% that of the three places Phuket is the nicest and the most comfortable place to be. I wish I had spent less time in Pattaya and more in Phuket. In my opinion, Phuket requires a minimum of 3 days for the first time visitor. That said, I have so far found the best talent to be in Bangkok followed by Phuket.

It figures that the place I liked the least as a city (Bangkok) would have the best talent according to my personal tastes. Such is life! But if you're a newbie to Thailand, you can't cut out Bangkok. You have to go to Bangkok. There's just too much to see and do there. On a first trip, I think Bangkok deserves 4 to 5 days minimum.

Pattaya has the most talent in a more compact radius when you add it all up, but I did not find it to be the best talent. For example, I was in Pattaya for four days before I found somebody I wanted to bang!

Now, I have to admit that I'm not attracted to most Asian women, so that's what was going on with me. But if Asian women are your thing, then Pattaya will be like you died and went to Heaven.

Tank, if you only have 9 days, then I would take one away from Pattaya and give it to Phuket, As Breadman noted, it would be better if you could plan a little longer trip so as to give each major Thai mongering destination it's due consideration.

[Henry R]

You'll be spending more time flying and in taxi's when you should be on the ground. I'd cut out Phuket until you can manage a longer trip. I notice most of your posts are in the India section, if your Indian be warned you might not get into many of the clubs.

Or you can cut out Pattaya, reduce your days in Bangkok, and spend most of your time in Phuket or Ko Samui, (especially Samui). Not as much girl action as Pattaya, but enough for you. And a much nicer place!

[LukeSkyWanker]

Just returned from a week in Pattaya, stayed at the holiday inn on the beach front. Nothing has changed much apart from the number of tourists, I have never seen it so quiet there are bargains to be had!

May the force be with you.

[Banana Boi]

Tank,

Make sure your booking is for 2 people. As others said, read the hotels forums for the cities you want to visit. All the info is in there.

For me best talent in BKK gogo was Baccara. Also check out Crazy House. Girls are full nude there.

You can get to Honey 1, Honey 2, Rasputin, Sabai Dee, Sabai Room, soi 6, soi 7 and 8, Walking Street, Beach Road FL's all for 10 baht on a baht bus. Hopefully you're not trying to save 10 baht. Google map everywhere you want to go before your trip. I found getting around a breeze.

I negotiated a tuk tuk to take me from Soi Cowboy to drive me up and down to check out the soi 4 FL's, then to Nana for 80 baht. Not sure if that was cheap or not but really inexpensive imo. Otherwise take the BTS from Asoke to Nana for 15(?) baht or just walk they are not far apart.

[The Cane]

You guys who have been posting about it are right. These Thai girls have a sort of fascination with skin color and prefer lighter skin as "better". I never doubted this was true, but to be here and experience it is something. I was with a very attractive girl from Baccara tonight, and in between sessions her "skin speech" went something like this. "You brown, you brown. You no black you brown! You chocolate man. You brown like Asian. I like brown. You no black. I had chocolate boyfriend from San Francisco. He brown like you. I like white too. I like white. But when falang get old skin no good. Skin wrinkly and ugly. Old white lady too skin no good. Brown skin like Asian good". WTF LOL?

I have not noticed a lot of really dark-skinned guys with Thai girls here in Thailand, but I have noticed a few. Holding hands and making plans. At least for the next couple of hours anyway hahaha! So, I guess there's somebody for everybody here. But if you're really dark-skinned in Thailand, you are definitely going to be seen as "less beautiful" or maybe even unattractive by many, many of the Thai tutes. Not saying they won't go with you. Just reporting on what I've been hearing from the horse's mouth in Pattaya and Phuket too so far.

[Breadman]

I am planning for a nine day trip to Pattaya (4 Days), Phuket (2 Days) and then to end it with Bangkok (3 Days).

You'll be spending more time flying and in taxi's when you should be on the ground. I'd cut out Phuket until you can manage a longer trip. I notice most of your posts are in the India section, if your Indian be warned you might not get into many of the clubs.

[TellAll]

Hi guys,

I am in the planning phase of my trip to Thailand in the beginning of February in 2016.

I am planning for a nine day trip to Pattaya (4 Days), Phuket (2 Days) and then to end it with Bangkok (3 Days).

I had a couple of questions regarding how things work over in Thailand.

1) A friend told me that if we are taking a Tuk Tuk or a Taxi to a club or a massage place, then we don't have to pay the driver as the establishment pays them a commission to bring customers. Is this true? If so how does it work?

2) From RTFF I gather that the bar fine for a girl is fixed and her rate is subject to bargaining. Is my understanding correct?

3) When I go to a massage place like Honey or Rasputin are we allowed to talk with the girl before we select her and go to the room to do the deed? Or is it just a selection based on looks and we get whatever service the girl wants to provide?

4) What are the Clubs\Go Go's which are a "must visit"?

5) When we book a double bedroom in a hotel is it understood by the hotel that we will bring a "guest" with us for the night? Or do they create issues and ask for a joiner fee?

I understand how valuable mongering time is, so any help on the above mentioned points or any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Unbelieveable. I am speechless.

[JjBee62]

Hi guys,

I am in the planning phase of my trip to Thailand in the beginning of February in 2016.

I am planning for a nine day trip to Pattaya (4 Days), Phuket (2 Days) and then to end it with Bangkok (3 Days).

I had a couple of questions regarding how things work over in Thailand.

1) A friend told me that if we are taking a Tuk Tuk or a Taxi to a club or a massage place, then we don't have to pay the driver as the establishment pays them a commission to bring customers. Is this true? If so how does it work?

2) From RTFF I gather that the bar fine for a girl is fixed and her rate is subject to bargaining. Is my understanding correct?

3) When I go to a massage place like Honey or Rasputin are we allowed to talk with the girl before we select her and go to the room to do the deed? Or is it just a selection based on looks and we get whatever service the girl wants to provide?

4) What are the Clubs\Go Go's which are a "must visit"?

5) When we book a double bedroom in a hotel is it understood by the hotel that we will bring a "guest" with us for the night? Or do they create issues and ask for a joiner fee?

I understand how valuable mongering time is, so any help on the above mentioned points or any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

1. Having a taxi take you to a massage or club is probably going to be an expensive mistake. The driver isn't going to take you to the best place, he'll take you to the place that pays him the most. The establishment will then jack their prices above and beyond. If the place has nothing worth your interest, you're stuck paying for a wasted trip.

Instead, choose a hotel that's convenient. In Pattaya, if you are close to 2nd road or Beach Rd, you can catch a baht bus to go to the most promising areas, in Bangkok, close to a BTS station makes getting around easy.

4. The forum has all the answers. Or a Google search for Bangkok gogo will give a good list.

5. The Bangkok Hotels thread and Pattaya Hotels thread will help you choose a girl friendly hotel, Google search for some other good resources. Many hotels will check and hold the girl's ID, some only allow 1 girl at a time or 1 per day, without charging extra. It's best to confirm with the individual hotels on their exact policy.

I wouldn't recommend setting your schedule in stone. You may want to spend more or less time in each place. Book your first hotel for one night and decide from there.

[Dinghy]

Try the Skyscanner App. Seems to routinely find flights for about 20% less than Kayak. The Kayak App has one great feature, Explore. Pick your home airport and it pops up a world map, with cheapest prices to each city. Useful if your choosing between a few destinations.

I yield to superior research. I checked them against each other and skyscanner seems to do a better job. I never tried the explore function in kayak, though.

[TheTank85]

Hi guys,

I am in the planning phase of my trip to Thailand in the beginning of February in 2016.

I am planning for a nine day trip to Pattaya (4 Days), Phuket (2 Days) and then to end it with Bangkok (3 Days).

I had a couple of questions regarding how things work over in Thailand.

1) A friend told me that if we are taking a Tuk Tuk or a Taxi to a club or a massage place, then we don't have to pay the driver as the establishment pays them a commission to bring customers. Is this true? If so how does it work?

2) From RTFF I gather that the bar fine for a girl is fixed and her rate is subject to bargaining. Is my understanding correct?

3) When I go to a massage place like Honey or Rasputin are we allowed to talk with the girl before we select her and go to the room to do the deed? Or is it just a selection based on looks and we get whatever service the girl wants to provide?

4) What are the Clubs\Go Go's which are a "must visit"?

5) When we book a double bedroom in a hotel is it understood by the hotel that we will bring a "guest" with us for the night? Or do they create issues and ask for a joiner fee?

I understand how valuable mongering time is, so any help on the above mentioned points or any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

[Wolvenvacht]

From the airline's website? That is usually quite expensive.

Pussylicker2, just google "cheap flights" (in your own language, if your language is not English) or something like that to find cheap, local on line ticket sellers.

Maybe, but he didn't say he wanted a cheap flight. He even asked for a travel agent!

[RockHound74]

Great report. Thanks for sharing. You got me all revved up for my trip. Wheels up in 8 days!

I wouldn't sweat your girl Nat too much on the infidelity. She needs to make a living while you are away. And I would not sweat the lying too much, either. Thais are obsessed with saving face (your's and hers) and that, rather than any serious ill intentions, is often at the root of their dishonesty.

She seems to give you a pretty side berth while you are in Thailand. This is rare as Thai girls tend to be very jealous and possessive. Especially my current regular. I would have gotten the 5th degree about the whole "Singapore business" trip LOL.

Sounds like you have a good thing going. Why mess it up?

Best of luck and I look forward to your next report!

Stay horny my friend and keep those creampies coming (no pun intended) 555.

Uncle-V.

Thanks and I agree with you! I will be in BKK in 3 days and Nat is "cumming" to see me of course. She will have the night and I will have the days. Maybe a soapie, BJ bar. Etc. She and I will be talking about the whole "you see people and I will too". She does like girls too but is embarrassed to bring a girl back with us. I am going to try to change that this trip!

Stay safe!

The Rock

[Blanquiceleste]

What might a motobike taxi charge you to go from the Areca lodge up to Kinaree?

I have taken a motorbike taxi several times from the bars Soi 8 / Soi 7 to Pratumnak Hill. Never paid a baht more than 80.

[Breadman]

What might a motobike taxi charge you to go from the Areca lodge up to Kinaree?