Pattaya Reports

[Eric Swiss]

I went out to Walking Street on a Saturday night. First I went to Insomnia just before midnight to get the cheap San Mig Light, but for once I did not see anything to my liking. Then Happy go-go bar. Nice atmosphere, but the talent level wasn't huge.

I decided to try Skyfall for the first time. There were some super cute girls outside. It is a pleasant club, and the staff are eager to sit you well.

There was a girl dancing close by with the cutest buttocks you've ever seen. Firm like a teenager's and well-rounded. The rest of the body was not bad either. Not an ounce of fat on her.

I offered her a lady drink, and found out her name was Rung. She said she was 23 years old, but I think she was a little bit older than that.

She asked for 3000 Baht short-time, which I negotiated down to 2500. So I barfined her and took her to Oasis short-time hotel on Soi Happy.

I don't remember much about the sex, except that it was good and went on for quite a while. The key is to set the lighting in the room to an intimate setting, which you can do very nicely at Oasis.

At the end, I gave her a tip. All in all, I would recommend her, as she was quite committed in the sack, but mostly I recommend Skyfall, which is a relatively classy place, if you can say such a thing about Pattaya, and they know how to attract real beauties.

[Amit S]

It is easy to see Bangkok in one day. I think the tourist venues open at 10 am. The best thing to do is to take a taxi to the airport and leave your things in the luggage room. Then take a taxi to the Grand Palace. The temple of the Emerald Buddha is actually inside of that complex. When you finish there you will take another taxi to the next place on your list. Then when you finish that back to the airport. No need to keep the same taxi. Taxis are plentiful and cheap. Plus there is really no place for the taxis to wait for people.

What I really recommend is staying in Bangkok the night before your sightseeing so you will be well-rested instead of rushing trying to get out of Pattaya that morning. Also get a late check-out so you can at least shower before your flight back home. You are sure to do a lot of sweating in Bangkok.

Thanks Mr. Enternational. Your suggestion to take new taxi everytime looks sensible.

Thanks Blanquiceleste and Wolvenvacht for your replies.

Actually this would be my third visit to Thailand andI I've already visited three temples. But my friend is coming for the first time. So considering the available well visit The Palace first and then if time permits well decide for the rest.

Peace!

[Blanquiceleste]

I have reported before that a girl who works there said they generally only do BJ in the vehicle.

Thanks Me E. That's an awful lot for a BJ. Even it was Britney Spears doing it.

I must have missed your report.

[Mr Enternational]

Devil's Den is an excellent choice for a threesome. In fact they only allow a threesome if you want services in-house. You made good choices. You seem to be very generous with the tip, but if they made you come thrice in 90 minutes then one could argue its money well spent.

On a separate note. Has anyone tried DD's meals on wheels service? I have been thinking about it for a few years now but never got down to booking it. It seems a bit over the top on pricing.

I have reported before that a girl who works there said they generally only do BJ in the vehicle.

[Blanquiceleste]

....Compared to other places, DD prefers threesome and gives excellent services.

I was so impressed by their attitude. I tipped them 1 k each.

Devil's Den is an excellent choice for a threesome. In fact they only allow a threesome if you want services in-house. You made good choices. You seem to be very generous with the tip, but if they made you come thrice in 90 minutes then one could argue its money well spent.

On a separate note. Has anyone tried DD's meals on wheels service? I have been thinking about it for a few years now but never got down to booking it. It seems a bit over the top on pricing.

[Blanquiceleste]

HI,

I was just reading the report about visit during 'songkran'. I've also seen some videos of soi6-7 during sogkran on youtube. I'm planing to visit pats in the last week of March or first week of April'16 and in either case I'm leaving before April 10th. So that there won't be any problem.

Also, I am coming there with a friend who is visiting Thailand for the first time. So we are planning to go for a city and temple tour of Bangkok in one day.

Actually our departure flight we'll be at 2115 hrs from BKK. So we are planning to hire a cab / take a bus from pattaya which will take us to famous 3 temples, Royal Palace, Emerald Buddha, Vimanmek Royal Mansion (I know the list is long but certainly possible) and will leave us at BKK around 1730 hrs.

In short we need a ride for two from pattaya at 8-9 am which will show us above places and leave us at BKK by 5. 30-6 pm.

Does anyone know any such travel operator? Any idea of rental car tarrif? Preferrably honda city or corrola.

Thanks

Songkran is the worst time to visit Pattaya. Most girls go home to their provinces. Also, its no fun after the first few minutes to walk around getting drenched at every turn.

To cover all the touristy places in BKK in 1 day is next to impossible. They all demand a lot of walking around and easily take upward of 2 hours per place. None of them open before 10.00 am. I presume you don't want to just "see" these places as part of a checklist. Allow time in between for food and movement from one attraction to another. All of them are large complexes and you will get tired in the tropical climate. Stay hydrated at all times.

There are several private taxis advertising on the internet for PYX-BKK rides. A ride to the airport costs THB 1000 while a ride to BKK city will cost THB 1200. A trip to BKK city and then onward to Airport with all this sightseeing thrown in will take some negotiation, but expect THB 2000. If you are staying in one of the recommended hotels, then simply asking the front desk to arrange a taxi will do the trick. They are pretty reliable. You can get a Camry or an Accord for the price I am quoting here. Alternately, if you have PM please let me know, I can send you a contact number for a service provider I have been using for several years without any complaints.

[Wolvenvacht]

HI,
So we are planning to go for a city and temple tour of Bangkok in one day.

Actually our departure flight we'll be at 2115 hrs from BKK. So we are planning to hire a cab / take a bus from pattaya which will take us to famous 3 temples, Royal Palace, Emerald Buddha, Vimanmek Royal Mansion (I know the list is long but certainly possible) and will leave us at BKK around 1730 hrs.

In short we need a ride for two from pattaya at 8-9 am which will show us above places and leave us at BKK by 5. 30-6 pm.

Does anyone know any such travel operator? Any idea of rental car tarrif? Preferrably honda city or corrola.

Thanks

You can take a taxi from Pattaya to Bangkok. That takes between 1. 5 to 2 hours to get to the airport and at least 2 hours (and more if the traffic is bad) to get to the Royal Palace.

Taking a proper visit to the Royal Palace and the Temple of the Emerald Buddha will take a few hours at least.

Vimanmek Palace is also quite beautiful but you have to take a guided tour inside and there are much more nice things to see there, such as the stables of the White Elephants.

Combining the transfer from Pattaya to Bangkok, the Royal Palace / Emerald Buddha and Vimanmek Palace and then getting back in time to the airport (by that time it is rush hour in Bangkok) would be next to impossible and will stress you out and cost you a fair amount of "waiting time" for the taxi, unless you want to lug your luggage around to all these places?.

Far better indeed, as has been suggested, to arrive in Bangkok the night before. A hotel near Khao San Road would make it a lot easier to visit the places you want to see and they will keep your luggage during the day.

And hey, being in Bangkok the night before may give you enough time to visit an oily or soapy massage place!

[JjBee62]

It may be fun for the first 5 minutes, but after that you will surely get tired of getting drenched with ice cold water every time you walk or ride down the street. Maybe coincide your trip to get there and just do the last day of Songkran. Foreigners that are in the know try to avoid even going outside during that time, if they don't leave town altogether.

Three days worth might be a bit too much. As always, I'll change plans 30 times before I ever board the plane and then change again after I arrive.

[Mr Enternational]

I have been hoping to plan my trip to coincide with Songkran. Arrive the day before it begins and then stay 2 weeks and celebrate my birthday.

I'm not really interested in a straight mongering vacation. I'd rather split my time between playing tourist and mongering. Songkran just looks like a fun, messy experience.

It may be fun for the first 5 minutes, but after that you will surely get tired of getting drenched with ice cold water every time you walk or ride down the street. Maybe coincide your trip to get there and just do the last day of Songkran. Foreigners that are in the know try to avoid even going outside during that time, if they don't leave town altogether.

[Mr Enternational]

Actually our departure flight we'll be at 2115 hrs from BKK. So we are planning to hire a cab / take a bus from pattaya which will take us to famous 3 temples, Royal Palace, Emerald Buddha, Vimanmek Royal Mansion (I know the list is long but certainly possible) and will leave us at BKK around 1730 hrs.

In short we need a ride for two from pattaya at 8-9 am which will show us above places and leave us at BKK by 5. 30-6 pm.

It is easy to see Bangkok in one day. I think the tourist venues open at 10 am. The best thing to do is to take a taxi to the airport and leave your things in the luggage room. Then take a taxi to the Grand Palace. The temple of the Emerald Buddha is actually inside of that complex. When you finish there you will take another taxi to the next place on your list. Then when you finish that back to the airport. No need to keep the same taxi. Taxis are plentiful and cheap. Plus there is really no place for the taxis to wait for people.

What I really recommend is staying in Bangkok the night before your sightseeing so you will be well-rested instead of rushing trying to get out of Pattaya that morning. Also get a late check-out so you can at least shower before your flight back home. You are sure to do a lot of sweating in Bangkok.

[Banana Boi]

Even if suddenly 50% of all bargirls would disappear in Pattaya, there will still be more ladies can you can ever hope to make love to.

Agree. The amount of girls here is just insane. There's not only a lot of them but they're everywhere!

Even this morning as I was heading out for lunch I noticed a hot girl picking up her ID at my hotel concierge. I asked if she was available she said not right now but gave me her number to call her when I wanted her to come back.

[JjBee62]

The only time of year you might wish to avoid is around "Songkhran", the Thai New Year. Some girls will go to visit their family (but again, there will be more than enough still in Pattaya and Bangkok), but most that stay will just party and throw water around. That period of year will be bad for mongering, but fun for participating in the festivities.

I have been hoping to plan my trip to coincide with Songkran. Arrive the day before it begins and then stay 2 weeks and celebrate my birthday.

I'm not really interested in a straight mongering vacation. I'd rather split my time between playing tourist and mongering. Songkran just looks like a fun, messy experience.

[FloridaGuy]

This is an old report. Around June 2015. I was active on another pattaya forum and I saw that DD was highly recommended on that forum. Taking their advice I had booked Cory and Apple in advance over the emails. David is of lot of help. Since I was reaching late in pattaya. I had booked a two hour slot at 11 pm. Compared to other places, DD prefers threesome and gives excellent services. There is no limit to number of Orgasms in the prescribed time limit. Best part about that place is focus on Hygiene. As soon as I reached, both the ladies walked me to the room and helped me undress. Cory helped me take a shower and Apple soaped me thoroughly twice. Both of them took showers and used mouthwash. I was really impressed with their details on cleanliness. The room was big and nice. It had a tv playing porno, a sex swing, and mirror on walls and ceiling. After the shower, I was lying on the bed and cory started with cat bath while apple started with BBBJ. Both of them are very well coordinated with the threesome act. I came in few minutes. It was a CIM. Now this was new. After the CIM they made me take a shower. Soaping me again. Entire process was repeated and then they started withe massage. COry was focussing on my back and Apple was giving me a rim job. After a bit of massage, action started. Apple was in WOT and Corry was playing my nipples. I finished in under ten minutes in this position. NOw I was too tired for round 3 due to travelling. But Cory took it as a challenge. Both of them started giving me HJ. Cory was playing with the balls and Apple was busy with HJ. I didn't know I could cum again so soon but due to their diligent effort, I came in few minutes. I was so impressed by their attitude. I tipped them 1 k each.

Total damage 4 k + 2 k (tips).

Time stayed - 1. 30 minutes.

Level of service - 9/10.

Value for money - 9/10.

You can google for Devil's den pattaya for pics and address.

[Amit S]

HI,

I was just reading the report about visit during 'songkran'. I've also seen some videos of soi6-7 during sogkran on youtube. I'm planing to visit pats in the last week of March or first week of April'16 and in either case I'm leaving before April 10th. So that there won't be any problem.

Also, I am coming there with a friend who is visiting Thailand for the first time. So we are planning to go for a city and temple tour of Bangkok in one day.

Actually our departure flight we'll be at 2115 hrs from BKK. So we are planning to hire a cab / take a bus from pattaya which will take us to famous 3 temples, Royal Palace, Emerald Buddha, Vimanmek Royal Mansion (I know the list is long but certainly possible) and will leave us at BKK around 1730 hrs.

In short we need a ride for two from pattaya at 8-9 am which will show us above places and leave us at BKK by 5. 30-6 pm.

Does anyone know any such travel operator? Any idea of rental car tarrif? Preferrably honda city or corrola.

Thanks

[Gin And Tonic]

I did a currency conversion and that figure she agreed to is probably not random. 3500 is just shy of $100 at the currency market rates. For the regular guy, who doesn't get that favorable rate, that conversion would likely be over a $100 - maybe closer to 100 Euros? I just got back from Berlin, and have a good grasp on what a Russian girl gets for an hour of love. Around 100 Euros (or less) in the bordellos or as an independent. So she is wanting to be compensated on a West European pay scale. In my travels in the former Soviet States, I never had to P4 P with any Russian girls. Women in the former Soviet Union are not able to use their tw*t as a precious commodity as in other nations. And with the average monthly Russian wage down to around $500 (food taking up half of the average Russian household's income), I wouldn't imagine she would be making much in any "Russian club". That's probably why she is in Thailand.

My thoughts? When on the ocean, eat the fish. In the Mideast, go for the lamb. In Argentina eat the beef. But don't bother ordering a pierogi until you are in Eastern Europe (if you catch my drift).

The "Russian Girls" on walking are not Russian but former USSR. It has been sometime since I was last in Berlin but then the quality of the true Russian chicks far surpassed what is at Galaxy.