Pattaya Reports

[Gin And Tonic]

Really? I'm 6'6" 265 lbs, think we'd be doing a wheelie back to the hotel. But the Evergreen is very close to WS, probably could manage. But wouldn't two people on one bike cost 40?

Usually same price. They 2 x the price for 2 on a bike so you are better off taking 2 motorbike taxis.

[Breadman]

They always let me take one moto with the girl. Never had them insist on 2. And I am not a small guy.

Really? I'm 6'6" 265 lbs, think we'd be doing a wheelie back to the hotel. But the Evergreen is very close to WS, probably could manage. But wouldn't two people on one bike cost 40?

[Uncle Volodya]

Problem with picking up a girl from WS and needing to get to your hotel is having to grab two motorbikes. One reason why I like the tuktuks of Bangkok, your girl is next to you.

They always let me take one moto with the girl. Never had them insist on 2. And I am not a small guy.

[Breadman]

Problem with picking up a girl from WS and needing to get to your hotel is having to grab two motorbikes. One reason why I like the tuktuks of Bangkok, your girl is next to you.

[AyranMan]

I'm planning my next trip to Asia. I was already in Bangkok. Should I go to Bangkok again or Pattaya? Only would have time for one of the cities. What one is better and why?

I didn't go to many places in Bangkok (only one or two) since it was my first time in Asia and I wanted to get acquainted with it first. Do the bars in BKK or Pattaya allow you to go in for free and look at the girls to see if you like them first? What are some good questions to ask at the door to make sure the place isn't a scam?

[Breadman]

At ultra happy, how much useful information are you looking for? There are over 20000 bars in pattaya, you land and just start walking. This board gives you ideas on hotels, what areas to hit and more if you add research to your reading. It can't hold your hand when you're on the ground.

[UltraHappy]

I for one enjoy reading Banana Boi's "live-blogging"-style reporting. It's nice to read things from a Newbie perspective and to read the helpful answers.

What is really annoying is all the assholes who are constantly criticizing him and his sharing of information simply because his questions and reporting don't meet some people's so-called criteria for posting here.

The constant criticizing only serves to inhibit the sharing of information and drive readers away. If you don't like reading Banana Boi's post, then by damn, don't read them. Or add him to your ignore list. It's super easy. Just click on his name, then click on "view profile," then click on "add to ignore list. " Very simple. Instead of merely not reading his posts or adding him to your ignore list, no, instead, you guys go to all this trouble to point out all the ways his reporting doesn't live up to your so-called posting standards.

It doesn't surprise me that this thread lacks a lot of truly useful information with all the negativity here.

Next time, think about spreading good energy. For people who are living somewhere with so much pussy, some of you guys sure seem to be wound up pretty tight.

Relax a little!

If anyone should be uptight and wound up, it ought to be me since I'm stuck in USA sex prison!

[Uncle Volodya]

Hey, leave the Shaoln out of this, you talking about my relatives. From the sound of things they might be getting more pussy than this guy?

LMAO! Too good LBM.

[LittleBigMan]

Natty dropping the hammer! 555.

Grasshopper, aka BB, you are not even close to getting the stone out of the master's hand. Time to go back to the Shaolin temple and meditate on where you have gone wrong.

Hey, leave the Shaoln out of this, you talking about my relatives. From the sound of things they might be getting more pussy than this guy?

[Member #4698]

Natty dropping the hammer! 555.

Yeah I am a real tough guy. LOL. But in truth, BB is only the 2nd BM I have called out personally since I became a ISG member. I just get a weird vibe from him. He asks and asks his small questions yet it does not really look to me like he pays much attention to the answers he receives. I generally just ignore him.

But when you queried him with the question, "What's the story with the freebie girl? Where did you meet her? Sounds like a fun story. " Which is certainly a fair and legitimate question, he responded by answering a different unasked strawman question: "As for my freebie girl, I hope you understand she isn't being named unless I figure out she's a scam. " So you responded with a gentle, "I am just curious where and how you met her," and we are still left waiting for BB's reply. UHM!

Now why is this question relevant? Because there could be real informational content here that might be of use to new visitors to Pattaya. Who knows? At the present all we do know is that a first time visitor to Pattaya on his first night in town hits a few bars and what not and then at some point in the night he hooks up with a girl who convinces him she is an amateur or "freebie" in the OP's words. Later we are to understand that this "freebie" is denied access to the OP's hotel room by hotel security.

So what are we supposed to make of this bare set of information? It might be exactly as stated by the OP. But what are the odds of that? Rather small I think. Or maybe the girl was not a "freebie" and there was some kind of honest communication gap between the two which seems to me to be a much more likely scenario. Or maybe a con was going on and maybe that is why the hotel security denied the girl access to the OP's room. WHO knows? That's why it would be nice if we had more information about this incident like where they met, what happened between them during the 1st hour of conversation, and at what point did she present herself to the OP as an amateur not interested in his money.

So let's hear the whole story BB. Inquiring minds want to know so we can then offer our insights and some informed opinions of what actually went down. And by the way BB, I don't care what you like to do or not do with girls, guys, or ladyboys. As John Lennon said, "Whatever gets you through the night is all right" as long as it is between consenting adults and nobody is physically or mentally hurt.

[Uncle Volodya]

Don't be sorry. It's your trip. Whatever turns you on.



And don't try to lay a bullshit guilt trip on me. Boo Hoo Hoo. I am not the reason for your lack of reporting. If you find me offensive and boorish then by all means put me on ignore. But so far I fail to see any significant contribution to the Thai forum on your part. It is 95% baby questions with scant informational content on your part. Other board members who have responded to your questions have provided the content. I might be wrong about you being a friendly troll. A couple of real posts from you would demonstrate this. But in the meantime you still have not answered my simple question: Have you gotten your dick wet yet in Pattaya?

Natty dropping the hammer! 555.

Grasshopper, aka BB, you are not even close to getting the stone out of the master's hand. Time to go back to the Shaolin temple and meditate on where you have gone wrong.

[Member #4698]

Don't be sorry. It's your trip. Whatever turns you on.

I will stop reviewing my stuff for the next 3 weeks. Guys who want to pm me and trade info please feel free to do so.

And don't try to lay a bullshit guilt trip on me. Boo Hoo Hoo. I am not the reason for your lack of reporting. If you find me offensive and boorish then by all means put me on ignore. But so far I fail to see any significant contribution to the Thai forum on your part. It is 95% baby questions with scant informational content on your part. Other board members who have responded to your questions have provided the content. I might be wrong about you being a friendly troll. A couple of real posts from you would demonstrate this. But in the meantime you still have not answered my simple question: Have you gotten your dick wet yet in Pattaya?

[Banana Boi]

Sorry lord natty. I will stop reviewing my stuff for the next 3 weeks. Guys who want to pm me and trade info please feel free to do so.

[Member #4698]

I know I've only been here 4 days but

You are still asking an extraordinary amount of baby questions. Well I have a question for you; have you gotten laid yet since you arrived in LOS? I am sorry if this sounds disrespectful, but I think it is a valid question because so far in your scant reports it appears not. Let me summarize and PLEASE TELL US WHERE I AM WRONG.

1st night you are out an about until 5am. You say you picked up a "freebee" at one point in the evening, but then fail to report, EVEN AFTER BEING ASKED TO DO SO, on any details like where you met her or under what circumstances. You do report the freebie was denied entry at your hotel. Although I personally would have done something about it, hint: TIP the security guard, OK, your loss not mine. But then instead of heading to a ST hotel you apparently let the girl go and head back out into the night winding up at Marine disco at around 5am complaining about the quality of girls there. Uhm!

Another night you report heading to Windmill and am I getting this right; you hang out there fooling around with a girl or girls for a long, long time, but again you apparently do not barfine her or anyone else that night. Am I missing something? Look it is your trip, DO WHAT YOU LIKE! It is just that I find it mighty curious your lack of reporting on anything close to an actual boom boom and your never ending small questions. For example, you say came across a place with some attractive girls hanging out outside. Instead of asking about the place; how about going in, taking a girl upstairs, find out for yourself first hand what is going on, and post a report on your adventure. That's what travel is all about; exploring and trying new things.

[Banana Boi]

Anyone have experience getting extras with the massage girls of the Privi suites (on 2nd Road where Baywalk Residence and Aya Boutique hotel are)? There's about 15 of them there and a couple I really like. If so I should have stayed at Privi Suites to have to come up to my room.