Pattaya Reports

[Lefeu]

After spending 2 nights in Tokyo and 4 nights in Seoul, I arrived in Pattaya yesterday evening. Started with my usual, body massage at the place on soy honey. I thought their prices went up quite a bit. I don't remember exactly how much I paid a year ago, but I am sure it was much less than the 3K baht they were asking for their pricy girls. I went ahead and picked Tak, #51. I was pleased with the session, but there was no GFE. Covered BJ, no kissing, no DATY, but she had a banging body and was friendly. I am easy to please I guess.

This morning, I was planning to head to the beach but the rain nixed that. I ended up sitting in a coffee shop with my iPad on hand. Once the rain stopped, I went for a walk on beach road, and picked up my first FL, a 20-year old who had one baby, according to her, but she was fit and was fun in bed. Last night, I was pleased to see so many FLs on beach road.

[FernandoAlonso]

Gents,

I know I am not a regular poster here but very busy sharing elsewhere. And I happen to not only recently having caught a STD myself but also have knowledge on this subject including antibiotics resistance. So just as a warning, what is proposed here is from a medical viewpoint very dangerous advice including wrong statements. It is exactely the described course of action that contributed to the widespread resistance especially among STD germs. 2 not 1 gram of AZT is still a recommended treatment for one STD. But it works not anymore for most others. Especially gonorrhoea shows resistance rates of up to 80% depending on geography and this not only on Zithromax, it has become very difficult to cure these days. As a matter of prevention azithromycin is absolutely ineffective! It will not safe a marriage but put you in a fake sense of security that may incourage unsafe behaviour. I am not trying to give medical advice nor pass any judgement on how everyone has fun. But for diagnosis and treatment of STDs you need have a diagnostic and specific therapy. Read the CDC website if you do not believe me. It has clear and validated medical information. And the claims on how resistance occurs are also misleading. Do yourself a favour, do not believe in magic one pill cures all approaches.

Stay safe! And enjoy.

FA.

Disclaimer: none stated above qualifies as medical or treatment advice but is just a general personal opinion reflecting information in public sources. If you contract or assume you may have contracted a STD you must contact relevant medical authority for appropriate treatment.

Resistance sets up when you don't complete a course of antibiotics. In this case, you take a single dose and you are done and, if you have a bug, it gets killed.

I certainly agree it is not the ideal way, but it can take a few days for an infection to show up on the tests. If he is leaving Friday and he gets tested on Thursday, but he caught a bug on Wednesday, his test will be negative. So, he goes home and has sex with the wife on Saturday thinking he is clean, only to wake up Sunday to a painful dick. Oops. His wife may now have the clap!

If he takes the full dose maybe 12 hours after his last P4P activity, it will kill any bacterial bugs if may have picked up and he will go home clean. It is people who are, say, prescribed 7 days of doxy and quit after 2 or 3 days, who cause resistance.

And doctors treat patients this way all the time. You go to the clinic and, just to be safe, they give you a prophylactic treatment of Zithromax or doxy or whatever as they know it is difficult to get people back in for treatment should they test positive.

Ideally, of course, he refrains from sex with the wife for a week before being tested, but if he wife is expecting sex when he gets home, what can he do? He can use the "too tired" excuse only so long. And, ideally, he should wait even longer to have sex with her to see if HPV or HSV shows up, and continue to refrain for another couple of months and then go back for an HSV panel and HIV test. These are the risks.

So, I think my advice is quite logical and is based on actual medical practices. Again, he can test clean in Thailand but still come home with a bug, and the only way to ensure he does not bring back gonorrhea or Chlamydia is either refrain from sex for a week to see if a bug develops, or by taking a prophylactic treatment two days or so before having unprotected sew with someone else. My shitty advice could possibly save a marriage.

[Uncle Volodya]

Hi,

So am not a regular monger. Of course, in Thailand, everyone converts to mongerism!

Anyway, I wanted to try something sane and tested and I, like everyone, sought after escorts post the regular dull session with a Thai masseuse. Don't get me wrong, they are great. But too expensive for too little value.

So, I walked into the Den of the beast (read 666) on the second night and boy was I glad!

The mamasan (or the male equivalent) brought a stunning array of tails. And I got to admit, there is a certain pleasure in being able to choose which one you want.

So, I picked the first one that I liked (of course, you know the saying "if it looks too good, it ain't true") . But well, I had to learn the hard way. So I picked her, Jane!

She was pretty, petite and fresh. Just the way I liked 'them women. And so I shake hands with the mamasan (or the male equivalent) and take her out of the den. A few yards out, and I was trying to just show my selection off to the world, when she goes "where are we going?" and am like "well, * * and LOL, she goes, "are you going to make me walk all the way? The main reason I picked the asterix clad hotel (only in this post) is because it was close to the Den. Anyway, she picks the two wheeled taxi and we both hop on and make it to the hotel.

I am so new to this, I am acting like a 14 year old. She signs up at the reception and we take the elevator and my wondering why I felt naked, with everyone watching me. (funny enough, and that's why I love the hotel. Look up my Pattaya hotels report, the few women who are there at that time smile at me, and one ventures to ask me if I have had a nice day and whether I need dinner in the room, got to love the Thais). Anyway, I try to make small talk with Jane. I ask the stupid question, "how long have you been doing this?" LOL. I know as soon as the words spill from my mouth that I am an Idiot. My mind wanders ahead to the time I'll be writing this post and where the senior mongers laugh their ass off. Anyway, guess what she responded, "Too Long! I go (of course in my mind), "Fuck! Tonight is going to be interesting".

I won't bore you with the next few minutes. "oh, let's shower, blah blah blah" . Anyway, we get to the act and she's exactly as I imagined her naked. Petite (Alright, I am that guy that loves the waif models) . Anyway, so she's tight and talented and everything, except, that she has the worst attitude. Anyway, we do the deed (always wanted to say that, LOL, "deed") . And I go get a smoke, and I am ready for the second. However, she is dead as tired and wants to sleep. I tell her, "wait, I got you for the night (LOL, yes, I said that) and she's like OK. With a sullen face. OK, now comes the stupid part, I actually feel sorry for her and ask her "what's up? And she says she's worked a 100 hours that day and everything. I actually decided to let her off the hook (or pole, or whatever us guys call it) and say "OK, sleep" (like really, that's it).

And she is like "really?" I say, "of course, no reason for me to say "sleep" otherwise" . My mind racing, is there a sleep-fuck fantasy somewhere that I haven't tried?

Anyway, she suddenly smiles and cuddles up to me and in a contented voice says "thank you". Imagine, what a sucker I am. I actually felt good!

Anyway, a few minutes later, when we were about to sleep, she says "I have an idea" (of course in broken English) . And goes "you have me until 6. 00 AM, but I don't report for work (well, if it's her "line of profession", then it is "work") until 12.00 noon, why don't I spend until 11.00 AM with you?" and trust me she said this, "you can do me until 111.00). That worked perfect for me. We slept, we woke up, we did the "deed" (LOL, again) and rested and did the deed again. She left A happy rested soul, and I went back to sleep with a happy rested soul.

As they do.

Face: 9/10

Body: 8/10

Attitude: 4/10

Total spend: 3500 Baht.

Total time: 11 hours (10 minutes with the taxi drivers, 10 minutes with the concierge).

Well, am going to make my own metric (you can ask me for the calculator) - JTW satisfaction ratio: 5.

Will be happy to share her. Well, anyone that has access to the internet can find her on your own, but I intend to be a monger that helps fellow mongers PM me!

PrinceMonger

P.S: JTW = Johnny to Wallet.

P.S. P.S: I did go to the Den, the next night, and found a pristine beauty. And it was a blast of a night. But then, I have to increase my posts. Err I mean, write a dedicated FR!

Nice report. Thanks for the info. Jane is cute, but with that attitude I think she is one to avoid.

I am not sure I see the logic of taking one girl LT from DD. At 3900 you can do MUCH better than the girls they have there. And get GFE to boot instead of the cold professional treatments of the girls there. For me DD is for acting out all your craziest fantasies with good performers. You take 2 girls and go through the Karma Sutra in 2 hours. Otherwise its not a good value.

Just MHO.

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

[Beno69]

... So I picked her, Jane!

Here are the Profiles from DevilDen:

http://devilsdenthailand.com/profiles.html

If you use a Proxy or browse from Europe / USA then you can see the Services. Otherwise you click search, so you can see what Girl is doing A+ etc.

[PrinceMonger]

Great first report Prince. Well done.

Thank you, Sir!

[PrinceMonger]

Great first report Prince. Well done.

Thank you, Sir!

[Mer Zues]

Great first report Prince. Well done.

[PrinceMonger]

Hi,

So am not a regular monger. Of course, in Thailand, everyone converts to mongerism!

Anyway, I wanted to try something sane and tested and I, like everyone, sought after escorts post the regular dull session with a Thai masseuse. Don't get me wrong, they are great. But too expensive for too little value.

So, I walked into the Den of the beast (read 666) on the second night and boy was I glad!

The mamasan (or the male equivalent) brought a stunning array of tails. And I got to admit, there is a certain pleasure in being able to choose which one you want.

So, I picked the first one that I liked (of course, you know the saying "if it looks too good, it ain't true") . But well, I had to learn the hard way. So I picked her, Jane!

She was pretty, petite and fresh. Just the way I liked 'them women. And so I shake hands with the mamasan (or the male equivalent) and take her out of the den. A few yards out, and I was trying to just show my selection off to the world, when she goes "where are we going?" and am like "well, * * and LOL, she goes, "are you going to make me walk all the way? The main reason I picked the asterix clad hotel (only in this post) is because it was close to the Den. Anyway, she picks the two wheeled taxi and we both hop on and make it to the hotel.

I am so new to this, I am acting like a 14 year old. She signs up at the reception and we take the elevator and my wondering why I felt naked, with everyone watching me. (funny enough, and that's why I love the hotel. Look up my Pattaya hotels report, the few women who are there at that time smile at me, and one ventures to ask me if I have had a nice day and whether I need dinner in the room, got to love the Thais). Anyway, I try to make small talk with Jane. I ask the stupid question, "how long have you been doing this?" LOL. I know as soon as the words spill from my mouth that I am an Idiot. My mind wanders ahead to the time I'll be writing this post and where the senior mongers laugh their ass off. Anyway, guess what she responded, "Too Long! I go (of course in my mind), "Fuck! Tonight is going to be interesting".

I won't bore you with the next few minutes. "oh, let's shower, blah blah blah" . Anyway, we get to the act and she's exactly as I imagined her naked. Petite (Alright, I am that guy that loves the waif models) . Anyway, so she's tight and talented and everything, except, that she has the worst attitude. Anyway, we do the deed (always wanted to say that, LOL, "deed") . And I go get a smoke, and I am ready for the second. However, she is dead as tired and wants to sleep. I tell her, "wait, I got you for the night (LOL, yes, I said that) and she's like OK. With a sullen face. OK, now comes the stupid part, I actually feel sorry for her and ask her "what's up? And she says she's worked a 100 hours that day and everything. I actually decided to let her off the hook (or pole, or whatever us guys call it) and say "OK, sleep" (like really, that's it).

And she is like "really?" I say, "of course, no reason for me to say "sleep" otherwise" . My mind racing, is there a sleep-fuck fantasy somewhere that I haven't tried?

Anyway, she suddenly smiles and cuddles up to me and in a contented voice says "thank you". Imagine, what a sucker I am. I actually felt good!

Anyway, a few minutes later, when we were about to sleep, she says "I have an idea" (of course in broken English) . And goes "you have me until 6. 00 AM, but I don't report for work (well, if it's her "line of profession", then it is "work") until 12.00 noon, why don't I spend until 11.00 AM with you?" and trust me she said this, "you can do me until 111.00). That worked perfect for me. We slept, we woke up, we did the "deed" (LOL, again) and rested and did the deed again. She left A happy rested soul, and I went back to sleep with a happy rested soul.

As they do.

Face: 9/10

Body: 8/10

Attitude: 4/10

Total spend: 3500 Baht.

Total time: 11 hours (10 minutes with the taxi drivers, 10 minutes with the concierge).

Well, am going to make my own metric (you can ask me for the calculator) - JTW satisfaction ratio: 5.

Will be happy to share her. Well, anyone that has access to the internet can find her on your own, but I intend to be a monger that helps fellow mongers PM me!

PrinceMonger

P.S: JTW = Johnny to Wallet.

P.S. P.S: I did go to the Den, the next night, and found a pristine beauty. And it was a blast of a night. But then, I have to increase my posts. Err I mean, write a dedicated FR!

[Red Hawk]

Sounds like fun and that you know how to party. I am trying to relocate my job to Shanghai or Singapore. It'd be fun to hit these places together some time.

Hi Uncle V,

No problem always nice to have a wingman who likes to party.

[Uncle Volodya]

Hi Uncle V,

Yes Manhattan is a little pricey and I guess most of the joints I go to tend to be that way. I'm not boasting nor am I a millionaire but I go to Asia mainly twice a year (sometimes more) and I love to just let my hair down and spend like a dick. It's my release from the stress of business and family life.

I remember when I was in Macau about 2 years ago I spent about 6000 hkd in one night at the D2 club, I was with 2 friends and we all spent that much, we ended up being moved to the VIP area due to our high spend and all the hot chicks were drinking dancing with us, including the coyote dancers. That was one of the best nights ever. And the after party was in my room with a shit load of b, happy faces all the way round.

Sounds like fun and that you know how to party. I am trying to relocate my job to Shanghai or Singapore. It'd be fun to hit these places together some time.

[Dg8787]

I sadly agree with Goodle. During my last trip to Pattaya last month, I met a young pretty girl in ibar. I liked her so I was with her for my last two days. Because I really liked her, I was naturally at my best boy friend type behavior. I even did not have sex with her on second day. But she did not care or appreciate and told me that there are so many men in Pattaya that she does not care and forgets the previous one when she is with a new man next night. At least she was brutally honest. Yes I am 40 year old educated professional and reasonably fit and looks.

I don't understand that these girls had shit experience from their past boy experience then why is it hard for them to appreciate a nice guy?

There are some worldly educated bar girls that have a rule that is to never ever have a boyfriend or husband that you met in a bar!

Also she can not go to the grocery store to buy rice with your professional educated young fit LOOKS! You need to bring some Benjimins with you. Then you will be much appreciated.

Abby.

[Mr Enternational]

I don't understand that these girls had shit experience from their past boy experience then why is it hard for them to appreciate a nice guy?

Prime example of a guy who should have read the books before going. The girls are there for money, not for romance. To them, boyfriend means "guy who gives me money on a regular basis," and nothing else. They see Pattaya as full of guys who have money to give away the same way we see it as full of girls who have pussy that they want to rent out. Nice guys finish last.

[TellAll]

I sadly agree with Goodle. During my last trip to Pattaya last month, I met a young pretty girl in ibar. I liked her so I was with her for my last two days. Because I really liked her, I was naturally at my best boy friend type behavior. I even did not have sex with her on second day. But she did not care or appreciate and told me that there are so many men in Pattaya that she does not care and forgets the previous one when she is with a new man next night. At least she was brutally honest. Yes I am 40 year old educated professional and reasonably fit and looks.

I don't understand that these girls had shit experience from their past boy experience then why is it hard for them to appreciate a nice guy?

You are the one that needs a good talking to. Where in the world it is safe to have those kind of feelings for a prostitute you just met?

Consider yourself lucky you didn't become another sad story. If she had been on her game you would have been and you should have fucked her the second night since you paid for it.

[Breadman]

I sadly agree with Goodle. During my last trip to Pattaya last month, I met a young pretty girl in ibar. I liked her so I was with her for my last two days. Because I really liked her, I was naturally at my best boy friend type behavior. I even did not have sex with her on second day. But she did not care or appreciate and told me that there are so many men in Pattaya that she does not care and forgets the previous one when she is with a new man next night. At least she was brutally honest. Yes I am 40 year old educated professional and reasonably fit and looks.

I don't understand that these girls had shit experience from their past boy experience then why is it hard for them to appreciate a nice guy?

So your twice her age. Put yourself in her shoes, imagine a reasonably fit 80 year old women wondering why you don't give her the time of day. LOL.

[Red Hawk]

Here, Here!!

I love Manhattan, though it is a little pricy. I am going to VN next month and will be hanging out with a lovely I met at Manhattan this fall. Great place to hang out too. Ladies will let you make out and fondle them in order to try to get you to take them back to the hotel. Fun times!

A similar place is Impanema at the Orchard Towers in Singapore. Gaggles of gorgeous VN ladies there too. But not as much make out action as you get at Manhattan. Though ST and LT rates there are a little cheaper. Both girls I took back to my hotel gave great GFE and I am hoping to meet one of them again during my VN trip if she will be in country.

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle V.

Hi Uncle V,

Yes Manhattan is a little pricey and I guess most of the joints I go to tend to be that way. I'm not boasting nor am I a millionaire but I go to Asia mainly twice a year (sometimes more) and I love to just let my hair down and spend like a dick. It's my release from the stress of business and family life.

I remember when I was in Macau about 2 years ago I spent about 6000 hkd in one night at the D2 club, I was with 2 friends and we all spent that much, we ended up being moved to the VIP area due to our high spend and all the hot chicks were drinking dancing with us, including the coyote dancers. That was one of the best nights ever. And the after party was in my room with a shit load of b, happy faces all the way round.