Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

I have another question for the brotherhood of the Pattaya forum. If Pattaya is the Mecca of mongering, where in the world is the next best place?

For Europe, the FKK clubs in Germany (Frankfurt and Dusseldorf / NRW) $120 USD per hour ($60 USD more for CIM).

For North America, the incalls in Toronto and outcalls in Montreal. Great service and great value with hot 18-23 year old girls ($150-200 USD per hour includes DFK, DATY, CIM) in both Canadian cities if you know which agencies are good.

For strip clubs with no sex, Las Vegas. No value whatsoever but a lot of fun!

[The Cane]

Great question. I'd also like to hear what others have to say on this. For me Pattaya is certainly number one and Angeles City, Philippines is number two.

IMHO, Asian destinations can only be the best if you like Asian women the most. I do not as I much prefer the Latinas and the white girls. So for me, Brazil and its termas is the easy number 1 pick (especially if you like to butt fuck hot girls) and Germany and its FKKs is the easy number 2. I place Thailand at number 3 (would be 1st if I liked Asian women the most), Costa Rica at number 4, and The PI at number 5 (would be higher if I liked Asian women more). And then there's all the rest. And with that, my "World Cup" bracket is complete LOL!

[Nefarious]

I have another question for the brotherhood of the Pattaya forum. If Pattaya is the Mecca of mongering, where in the world is the next best place?

Great question. I'd also like to hear what others have to say on this. For me Pattaya is certainly number one and Angeles City, Philippines is number two. For years, people have been asking opinions about which one of the two is better and more importantly, why. I do like that most of the Filipina girls speak English and give a good GFE, but other than the hobby, there is very little to do in Angeles City. On the other hand, in my experience, Thai girls are less likely to speak fluent English and seem to offer a little more professional (at times somewhat mechanical) performance in bed. Other than the girls, the food, hotels, shopping, and entertainment options are much better in Pattaya IMHO, but I've had many great experiences in both places. Thanks to Jackson for this forum. It's a very valuable resource for many years for me. If all goes well, I should be posting some reports from Pattaya this summer.

[WildBillLewis]

I have another question for the brotherhood of the Pattaya forum. If Pattaya is the Mecca of mongering, where in the world is the next best place?

[WildBillLewis]

Many true local squirters are doing their best to avoid squirting.

I have noticed this attitude with several other local squirters and many Thai women don't allow you certain sexual acts (such as DATY, for instance) or only up to a point where they are still in control of themselves, because they know or suspect that if you perform those acts long enough, they are likely to squirt.

Your response really resonates with me. The woman I lived with for 30 years did not become a dribbler until she was in her mid-forties. It took that long for the strictures of her Catholic upbringing to wear away enough that she would allow herself this naughty pleasure. Even then, as you have put it so well, she would do her best to avoid squirting. I thought it was just a "Catholic shame" thing, but that explanation wouldn't get you very far with Thais. Whatever the explanation, it's unfortunate that so many women seem reluctant to embrace such an awe-inspiring release.

[WildBillLewis]

First off, thank you for gathering an encyclopedic amount of primary data at your own expense, publishing your records for free for the rest of us to read, and summarizing it in rational conclusions.

I take no credit for having been approached twice at Sensations: it's because I had my lucky shirt on. Everybody has a lucky shirt. It is just a matter of finding out which one it is, digging it out from your closet, and reserving it for that special occasion. Not quite as crazy as it sounds.

Mai asked 3000 and I negotiated it down to 2000. I won't claim this is optimal.

I learned a lot while I was living the experience and jotting down notes in the process. I learned even more afterwards when I reflected on my experience and put words to paper.

Regarding the "special shirt" not being quite as crazy as it sounds, I think I know what you're getting at. There are some some articles of clothing that I think make me look good. In the eyes of others, maybe they really do, or maybe they don't. I don't care. When I wear those articles of clothing, I feel confident.

As for Mai, I'd bet there are a lot of mongers who'd gladly swap 2,000 Baht for the experience you got by parting with that money. I'm one of them.

[Pram1000]

Any suggestion of a good soapy massage parlor in pattaya equivalent to that of Annie's in Bangkok. I've been to Annie's many a time, but I'll be visiting Pattaya for the first time.

[Gangaram]

Hi to everyone,

I am visiting heaven on 10 may and needed your help bros I have heard lot about soapy spas and stuff there please bro let me know how Pattaya I want to explore it and for all sharing is caring.

[Eric Swiss]

First off, congratulations on what sounds like a great night. It does a man's ego good to have girls approach them like they approached you in Sensations. Sure, we all know that the thing they really want to get hold of is the money in your pocket. But here's another thing we all know: most of the men in Pattaya bars have money in their pockets (except for me that one time) and not all of them get approached like you were, and you were approached by two! No wonder it seemed like it was going to be a good night.

Congratulations on landing May, who looked 27 but was actually 31. She combined a still-youthful appearance with the experience that the younger ones so often lack. I'd be curious, as I'm sure others would be too, what the difference was between what she initially asked for and what you eventually agreed upon.

First off, thank you for gathering an encyclopedic amount of primary data at your own expense, publishing your records for free for the rest of us to read, and summarizing it in rational conclusions. It was the kind of scientific analysis that I needed in order to convince myself to start acting on theorems such as "disco freelancers are a better deal than go-go dancers" and "by 28 they start knowing their way around a cock," among others.

I take no credit for having been approached twice at Sensations: it's because I had my lucky shirt on. Everybody has a lucky shirt. It is just a matter of finding out which one it is, digging it out from your closet, and reserving it for that special occasion. Not quite as crazy as it sounds.

Regarding the first Sensations girl, I discovered from re-reading an earlier post of mine in this forum that her name was Cara. I banged her a couple of months ago: same number #38. At that time she asked me to contribute some money towards her planned boobs enhancement operation, which I did in exchange for some "short-time" services. And now lo and behold she has new boobs! I am glad I can help other people achieve their goals. She looked less to my taste than before, but don't tell her I said that. Among all the implant sizes the doctor offered her, she chose too big IMHO. But not exactly my problem. Other punters may differ: she is not married to my isolated data point (no way! She is married to the law of large numbers.

Mai asked 3000 and I negotiated it down to 2000. I won't claim this is optimal.

[Goyave]

Well it didn't taste like [CodeWord140]. LOL.

It's clear and odorless too, thus, it's easy to see that it's not [CodeWord109].

[Goyave]

On my trip to Thailand two years ago, I was with ten different women, two of whom were true squirters and another two of whom were dribblers. I loved it. Any man who has gotten a women worked up to the point where she releases like that knows just how amazing it is. As much as I enjoy my orgasms, I am in awe of women who can come with such power. Anyone who's been with a squirter knows what I mean. Anyone who's not yet been with a squirter has a treat awaiting them. On my most recent trip, I was with twenty-five different women but came across no true squirters and only one dribbler: awesome, athletic Yoyo. I don't yet have enough experience in Thailand to know if I just got lucky on my first trip, or if I just got unlucky on my second trip. Experienced hands, any views?

Many true local squirters are doing their best to avoid squirting. The first one I met in Thailand was really ashamed after squirting and immediately started to told me that she was sorry to have wet the bed in such a way but insisted that it was not [CodeWord134]. I answered that I knew that already and that she shouldn't be ashamed and that I was pleased that she enjoyed our session so much, yet, she still tried as much as she could to avoid squirting on later occasions (even after I insisted and told her that it pleases me).

I have noticed this attitude with several other local squirters and many Thai women don't allow you certain sexual acts (such as DATY, for instance) or only up to a point where they are still in control of themselves, because they know or suspect that if you perform those acts long enough, they are likely to squirt.

[TellAll]

Among hundreds! You lucky fellow. I look forward to the day when I might breech the hundred mark. Having been faithfully married for thirty years, I'm only around the fifty mark right now. Late starter. I wonder if I have enough racetrack left to ever hit the plural. Colour me green, as is, green with envy.

Wild Bill, don't worry about the finish line, enjoy the race. That is where the fun is.

[WildBillLewis]

Amen. For my first 5 years as a monger, I thought a squirter was a mythical creature. Then I found Ying at Tulip Massage (in Bangkok, sorry if this is irrelevant to the Pattaya thread). She's been the only squirter so far, among hundreds.

I don't know if there's anything I can do on my end to make them squirt. Probably not, as I wasn't doing anything with her that I didn't with others, but we did have a fair bit of chemistry going.

Among hundreds! You lucky fellow. I look forward to the day when I might breech the hundred mark. Having been faithfully married for thirty years, I'm only around the fifty mark right now. Late starter. I wonder if I have enough racetrack left to ever hit the plural. Colour me green, as is, green with envy.

[MilesToGo]

MTG.

Thanks for being so honest with your story, it just shows how things can go downhill even with a non bar girl, just thank yourself lucky that you never gave her your credit card and pin number to nip out for some cash for you. .

I am sure that you will have an even better trip next time, lessons learnt and all that.

To all that read & believe the following:

We are here, after experiencing relationships in our home countries.

OG's here just not worth the hassle. I guess I have been spoiled by all the various services offered & taken during my take outs. She could not match the variety, even though she had a curious / exploratory side. Sometimes I get lazy & do not want to lead but instead lay back and see what develops during a session whether it evolves into a GF or P.S. Session. Also in the end. This little situation actually cost more $ than my usual take outs.

Mtg.

[TellAll]

You guessed right.

Well it didn't taste like [CodeWord140]. LOL.