Pattaya Reports

[Gangaram]

Hi to everyone,

I am visiting heaven on 10 may and needed your help bros I have heard lot about soapy spas and stuff there please bro let me know how Pattaya I want to explore it and for all sharing is caring.

[Eric Swiss]

First off, congratulations on what sounds like a great night. It does a man's ego good to have girls approach them like they approached you in Sensations. Sure, we all know that the thing they really want to get hold of is the money in your pocket. But here's another thing we all know: most of the men in Pattaya bars have money in their pockets (except for me that one time) and not all of them get approached like you were, and you were approached by two! No wonder it seemed like it was going to be a good night.

Congratulations on landing May, who looked 27 but was actually 31. She combined a still-youthful appearance with the experience that the younger ones so often lack. I'd be curious, as I'm sure others would be too, what the difference was between what she initially asked for and what you eventually agreed upon.

First off, thank you for gathering an encyclopedic amount of primary data at your own expense, publishing your records for free for the rest of us to read, and summarizing it in rational conclusions. It was the kind of scientific analysis that I needed in order to convince myself to start acting on theorems such as "disco freelancers are a better deal than go-go dancers" and "by 28 they start knowing their way around a cock," among others.

I take no credit for having been approached twice at Sensations: it's because I had my lucky shirt on. Everybody has a lucky shirt. It is just a matter of finding out which one it is, digging it out from your closet, and reserving it for that special occasion. Not quite as crazy as it sounds.

Regarding the first Sensations girl, I discovered from re-reading an earlier post of mine in this forum that her name was Cara. I banged her a couple of months ago: same number #38. At that time she asked me to contribute some money towards her planned boobs enhancement operation, which I did in exchange for some "short-time" services. And now lo and behold she has new boobs! I am glad I can help other people achieve their goals. She looked less to my taste than before, but don't tell her I said that. Among all the implant sizes the doctor offered her, she chose too big IMHO. But not exactly my problem. Other punters may differ: she is not married to my isolated data point (no way! She is married to the law of large numbers.

Mai asked 3000 and I negotiated it down to 2000. I won't claim this is optimal.

[Goyave]

Well it didn't taste like [CodeWord140]. LOL.

It's clear and odorless too, thus, it's easy to see that it's not [CodeWord109].

[Goyave]

On my trip to Thailand two years ago, I was with ten different women, two of whom were true squirters and another two of whom were dribblers. I loved it. Any man who has gotten a women worked up to the point where she releases like that knows just how amazing it is. As much as I enjoy my orgasms, I am in awe of women who can come with such power. Anyone who's been with a squirter knows what I mean. Anyone who's not yet been with a squirter has a treat awaiting them. On my most recent trip, I was with twenty-five different women but came across no true squirters and only one dribbler: awesome, athletic Yoyo. I don't yet have enough experience in Thailand to know if I just got lucky on my first trip, or if I just got unlucky on my second trip. Experienced hands, any views?

Many true local squirters are doing their best to avoid squirting. The first one I met in Thailand was really ashamed after squirting and immediately started to told me that she was sorry to have wet the bed in such a way but insisted that it was not [CodeWord134]. I answered that I knew that already and that she shouldn't be ashamed and that I was pleased that she enjoyed our session so much, yet, she still tried as much as she could to avoid squirting on later occasions (even after I insisted and told her that it pleases me).

I have noticed this attitude with several other local squirters and many Thai women don't allow you certain sexual acts (such as DATY, for instance) or only up to a point where they are still in control of themselves, because they know or suspect that if you perform those acts long enough, they are likely to squirt.

[TellAll]

Among hundreds! You lucky fellow. I look forward to the day when I might breech the hundred mark. Having been faithfully married for thirty years, I'm only around the fifty mark right now. Late starter. I wonder if I have enough racetrack left to ever hit the plural. Colour me green, as is, green with envy.

Wild Bill, don't worry about the finish line, enjoy the race. That is where the fun is.

[WildBillLewis]

Amen. For my first 5 years as a monger, I thought a squirter was a mythical creature. Then I found Ying at Tulip Massage (in Bangkok, sorry if this is irrelevant to the Pattaya thread). She's been the only squirter so far, among hundreds.

I don't know if there's anything I can do on my end to make them squirt. Probably not, as I wasn't doing anything with her that I didn't with others, but we did have a fair bit of chemistry going.

Among hundreds! You lucky fellow. I look forward to the day when I might breech the hundred mark. Having been faithfully married for thirty years, I'm only around the fifty mark right now. Late starter. I wonder if I have enough racetrack left to ever hit the plural. Colour me green, as is, green with envy.

[MilesToGo]

MTG.

Thanks for being so honest with your story, it just shows how things can go downhill even with a non bar girl, just thank yourself lucky that you never gave her your credit card and pin number to nip out for some cash for you. .

I am sure that you will have an even better trip next time, lessons learnt and all that.

To all that read & believe the following:

We are here, after experiencing relationships in our home countries.

OG's here just not worth the hassle. I guess I have been spoiled by all the various services offered & taken during my take outs. She could not match the variety, even though she had a curious / exploratory side. Sometimes I get lazy & do not want to lead but instead lay back and see what develops during a session whether it evolves into a GF or P.S. Session. Also in the end. This little situation actually cost more $ than my usual take outs.

Mtg.

[TellAll]

You guessed right.

Well it didn't taste like [CodeWord140]. LOL.

[Daddy07]

My first one I thought she pissed herself.

You guessed right.

[WildBillLewis]

My first one I thought she pissed herself. Scare the shit out of me. LOL.

She was fun but we had to start doing it with a towel underneath otherwise fuck on one side the bed sleep on the other.

I know what you mean about the towel, but what a wonderful problem to have!

[TellAll]

On my trip to Thailand two years ago, I was with ten different women, two of whom were true squirters and another two of whom were dribblers. I loved it. Any man who has gotten a women worked up to the point where she releases like that knows just how amazing it is. As much as I enjoy my orgasms, I am in awe of women who can come with such power. Anyone who's been with a squirter knows what I mean. Anyone who's not yet been with a squirter has a treat awaiting them. On my most recent trip, I was with twenty-five different women but came across no true squirters and only one dribbler: awesome, athletic Yoyo. I don't yet have enough experience in Thailand to know if I just got lucky on my first trip, or if I just got unlucky on my second trip. Experienced hands, any views?

My first one I thought she pissed herself. Scare the shit out of me. LOL.

She was fun but we had to start doing it with a towel underneath otherwise fuck on one side the bed sleep on the other.

[Crocodilexp]

Anyone who's not yet been with a squirter has a treat awaiting them.

Amen. For my first 5 years as a monger, I thought a squirter was a mythical creature. Then I found Ying at Tulip Massage (in Bangkok, sorry if this is irrelevant to the Pattaya thread). She's been the only squirter so far, among hundreds.

I don't know if there's anything I can do on my end to make them squirt. Probably not, as I wasn't doing anything with her that I didn't with others, but we did have a fair bit of chemistry going.

[WildBillLewis]

On my trip to Thailand two years ago, I was with ten different women, two of whom were true squirters and another two of whom were dribblers. I loved it. Any man who has gotten a women worked up to the point where she releases like that knows just how amazing it is. As much as I enjoy my orgasms, I am in awe of women who can come with such power. Anyone who's been with a squirter knows what I mean. Anyone who's not yet been with a squirter has a treat awaiting them. On my most recent trip, I was with twenty-five different women but came across no true squirters and only one dribbler: awesome, athletic Yoyo. I don't yet have enough experience in Thailand to know if I just got lucky on my first trip, or if I just got unlucky on my second trip. Experienced hands, any views?

[WildBillLewis]

She says you bar fined me last year and we had fun and you were a gentleman. I said I don't want to pay the bar fine. She said OK, lets meet after we close. Then she says would you mind if I bring my girlfriend I told her you are nice guy. Now needless to say I had a great time with two cuties. I am surprised to say the least with all the wagging dicks that walk in and out of the Windmill over a years time that she remembered me. The moral of my story I think is treat the girls with some respect but fuck the shit out them.

Wise words. Great story too: seems like a real "win win (win)".

In a posting a few days ago, Uncle V suggested a blueprint for success that involved building a stable of contacts over This particular girl seems to have adopted Uncle v's approach and apparently you're on her list. What nice surprises this world can sometimes offer up!

[WildBillLewis]

Abridged:

I went to Sensations, and there's this girl dancing who smiles and says we were together before. I have no recollection, but since she has big tits it is at least plausible. I told her I just wanted to drink my beer quietly and she left me alone. Another girl half-flirted with me even though I did not buy any lady drinks, so I thought this was going to be a good night.

I ended up at Insomnia, and on my first tour around the club I notice this girl. Her name is May (rhymes with eye). I guess her age as 27 but she is 31. Quite tall: very well kept. She negotiates the price upfront. I bring down her initial asking price, and we walk out. This was to be a test of WildBillLewis' theory that the older ones are better in the sack.

Suffice to say that she was really good in the sack, so that's one more data point in favor of the theory.

It's nice for once to have a girl who knows her way around a cock.

First off, congratulations on what sounds like a great night. It does a man's ego good to have girls approach them like they approached you in Sensations. Sure, we all know that the thing they really want to get hold of is the money in your pocket. But here's another thing we all know: most of the men in Pattaya bars have money in their pockets (except for me that one time) and not all of them get approached like you were, and you were approached by two! No wonder it seemed like it was going to be a good night.

Congratulations on landing May, who looked 27 but was actually 31. She combined a still-youthful appearance with the experience that the younger ones so often lack. I'd be curious, as I'm sure others would be too, what the difference was between what she initially asked for and what you eventually agreed upon.

Your last point is an interesting one. It is nice to have a girl who knows her way around a cock. Isn't it surprising, though, that skilled practitioners of the art of sex are a bit hard to find in Pattaya? After all, the entire Pattaya sex industry revolves around that one legendary pole. The way bar girls swap stories with one another, you'd think they'd have this stuff down pat, but many (and perhaps even most) of them don't. It would be like going to the Kentucky Derby and finding that many of the jockeys were not very skilled when it came to riding horses, or discovering that many airline pilots were confused by all the knobs and dials in an airplane cockpit. It would come as a surprise I think. Anyway, it seems you landed one of the good ones.