Pattaya Reports

[Crocodilexp]

To deal with bacterial infections, I would just go to the pharmacy and get 4-250 MG pills of Azithromycin and take them as a single dose right after you said goodbye to the last girl. Do that, and bye bye any potential chlamydia or gonorrhea infections. At the clinic, they would probably want to swab inside your penis. I would rather take the drugs to be safe than do the swab.

Shitty advice. What you propose is a great way to create new strains of antibiotic-resistant bacteria. They are already prevalent, and Gonorrhea is on average more difficult to treat now than 10 or 20 years ago. Do not take antibiotics without checking with a doctor first, don't take them when you don't need them, and take the full course prescribed.

[Eric Swiss]

That said, if you have had the pleasure (and enjoyed the illusion) of having "seduced" the girl over the course of a couple of hours at a night club like Insomnia or Marine or The Pier, you get the benefit of an extended (but still illusory) GFE-like experience.

Third, one of the risks with the night club pickup is that, with it being late and with the girl having gyrated on the dance floor for a couple of hours, the girl can tire (and so can the guy, for that matter). If you're dealing with a clock watching "short time" girl and / or a room that you have for only an hour, this can be a problem. If. As you did. You've got a little more flexibility, then you can take a chance, accommodate the girl, and let her rest. You probably know that researchers in the field of sleep patterns talk about "first sleep" and "second sleep", and how, before the Industrial Age, it was not at all uncommon for our ancestors to wake up in the middle of the night and do things. Of course one of the favorite things to do was fuck the person who'd been sleeping in your arms. From that perspective, the risk you took was well judged and, clearly, it paid off. On my most recent trip to Thailand, I only had a couple of liaisons that involved the play / sleep / play / sleep / play scenario, but on the trip prior to that, I found myself in that scenario quite often and really, really, really came to like it. Sounds like you had a great experience. I'm glad for you, and envious.

Thank you for the list of clubs, I'm always going to Insomnia, but I've felt the need to broaden my horizon lately.

I am familiar with this sleep research. Lek comes from a long family tree of women who have been genetically selected (in part) for their willingness to have sex in the middle of the night, because the unwilling ones had fewer offspring (all else being equal), so I hoped there was some of that left in her.

While you may be envious that I am in Thailand, I am envious of what you could achieve in 28 days in Thailand, so in the big scheme of things it is all square!

[Eric Swiss]

You finally got what you wanted and a little respect paid off. You cannot get to attached no matter what it seems like because it is almost always, 99.7% of the time, Pay for Play, period. When money isn't mentioned it is always quietly implied. So knowing that, and keep on reminding yourself of that, when experiencing all the different venues, your mind will be setup for a good time. It is a lesson learned by all successful mongers in Pattaya.

I'm seeing two more theorems to add to my list here: 1) show a little respect; 2) pay-as-you-go and pay cash! I agree with both, of course. The only thing I would add is that the first theorem is always a bet, because you can never be sure it will be reciprocated, so you've got to work the odds. But the second one is a slam dunk.

[Eric Swiss]

She is a cheap working girl and you are the customer of a cheap working girl- we all are.

Maybe its just me but I find it more fun dealing with reality. Thinking they want to be my GF is silly and downright a downer. Hahaha!

I was not thinking that Lek wanted to be my girlfriend. She just wanted to be treated like one until the sun came up over Walking Street.

[FL Hawk]

Hi all,

Anyone know a good private clinic where I can get some tests done. Just want to be sure I'm not going home with some uninvited guests LOL.

Has anyone had one before? What's the drill?

How long does it take to get results? I will only be in Pattaya for 4 nights.

Thanks in advance.

Red

From my research, there is an STD clinic on Soi Buakhao when turning left from Soi Diana onto Buakhao. But I could have that mixed up with a pharmacy.

Or course, if you happened to catch HIV, HSV or HPV, tain't nothing much you can do. But, too late now. To deal with bacterial infections, I would just go to the pharmacy and get 4-250 MG pills of Azithromycin and take them as a single dose right after you said goodbye to the last girl. Do that, and bye bye any potential chlamydia or gonorrhea infections. At the clinic, they would probably want to swab inside your penis. I would rather take the drugs to be safe than do the swab.

[WildBillLewis]

It's a good opportunity to gauge the chemistry if you can read women. I have never had a bad experience when the chemistry was on in the bar. Only when I forced it and taken a girl home despite the magic not being there in the bar.

And if you hit it off you can always repeat. Call the girl and have her come to you for a nice relaxing evening. Hitting the bars till all hours gets old for me after a while and I don't want to do it every night. The key is to build up a little stable of ladies that you can repeat with, adding and subtracting girls over time.

At least this is my blueprint. LOL.

I agree 100%. My first visit to Pattaya, two years ago lasted only three days: the rest of that month-long visit to Thailand (my first) was spent touring around elsewhere. Live and learn they say. After a disappointing month-long visit to the Philippines a year ago, I decided that if when I returned to Thailand, I wasn't going to waste my time touring in search of what I knew with certainty I could find with ease in Pattaya, namely women, especially of the wanton variety. My recent 28 day trip represented an investment on my part in getting to know Pattaya. Of course there is so much of Pattaya to get to know that, in 28 days, I really only scratched the surface. With more visits under one's belt, one could start to put Uncle V's excellent blueprint into action (building up a little stable of ladies that you can repeat with, adding and subtracting girls over time), but as the last two words in that sentence make clear, it would take time.

So there it is in a nutshell: I love the blueprint, but I need more visits to put it into effect. LOL.

Now if only I could work some of that "fishes and loaves" magic on my bank account so I could afford to take more of those trips. Bigger LOL.

[Uncle Volodya]

the thing I like best about the discos is that it can sometimes approximate the experience of having seduced a girl in night club. It isn't that at all of course because the girls are there to catch you every bit as much as you are there to catch them, but it can sometimes feel like that. It certainly offers more of the illusion of a GFE than paying the bar fine for a girl or picking her up on the street. Once you're alone with the girl, the two of you will either have a GFE-like connection or you won't: it depends on chemistry and not the location of the pickup. That said, if you have had the pleasure (and enjoyed the illusion) of having "seduced" the girl over the course of a couple of hours at a night club like Insomnia or Marine or The Pier, you get the benefit of an extended (but still illusory) GFE-like experience.

It's a good opportunity to gauge the chemistry if you can read women. I have never had a bad experience when the chemistry was on in the bar. Only when I forced it and taken a girl home despite the magic not being there in the bar.

And if you hit it off you can always repeat. Call the girl and have her come to you for a nice relaxing evening. Hitting the bars till all hours gets old for me after a while and I don't want to do it every night. The key is to build up a little stable of ladies that you can repeat with, adding and subtracting girls over time.

At least this is my blueprint. LOL.

[WildBillLewis]

After shower we started f*cking. Money was not even mentioned once. But then Pattaya threw me a curve ball. Lek was tired and didn't want to fuck anymore. I hadn't even come yet. I did a quick computation in my head how to handle this, and the key fact was that the room was ours for 2 hours. So I let her sleep in my arms. It was very GFE. Then after half an hour I woke her up and started fucking her again.

I've never had a working girl sleep in my arms before making me cum during a short-time session. But I guess it's all about how you handle the curve balls in Pattaya! All in all a pleasant experience, because we had a good connection and it was as close as seducing a girl in a night club as it can possibly be.

First off, congratulations on what sounds like it was a great experience.

Second, the thing I like best about the discos is that it can sometimes approximate the experience of having seduced a girl in night club. It isn't that at all of course because the girls are there to catch you every bit as much as you are there to catch them, but it can sometimes feel like that. It certainly offers more of the illusion of a GFE than paying the bar fine for a girl or picking her up on the street. Once you're alone with the girl, the two of you will either have a GFE-like connection or you won't: it depends on chemistry and not the location of the pickup. That said, if you have had the pleasure (and enjoyed the illusion) of having "seduced" the girl over the course of a couple of hours at a night club like Insomnia or Marine or The Pier, you get the benefit of an extended (but still illusory) GFE-like experience.

Third, one of the risks with the night club pickup is that, with it being late and with the girl having gyrated on the dance floor for a couple of hours, the girl can tire (and so can the guy, for that matter). If you're dealing with a clock watching "short time" girl and / or a room that you have for only an hour, this can be a problem. If. As you did. You've got a little more flexibility, then you can take a chance, accommodate the girl, and let her rest. You probably know that researchers in the field of sleep patterns talk about "first sleep" and "second sleep", and how, before the Industrial Age, it was not at all uncommon for our ancestors to wake up in the middle of the night and do things. Of course one of the favorite things to do was fuck the person who'd been sleeping in your arms. From that perspective, the risk you took was well judged and, clearly, it paid off. On my most recent trip to Thailand, I only had a couple of liaisons that involved the play / sleep / play / sleep / play scenario, but on the trip prior to that, I found myself in that scenario quite often and really, really, really came to like it. Sounds like you had a great experience. I'm glad for you, and envious.

[WildBillLewis]

Yes I think it's best to avoid farang girls in these cases. I think that it shouldn't' be a big problem to get Thai girls in the sack. Just probably takes some time and effort. Anyhow I think I will give it a shot. There was a very pretty, slim, shop girl working the souvenir shops at Mike's Shopping mall. We flirted pretty heavily and I was on the verge of asking her out, but bailed on it as it was my 2nd to last night in town and I wanted to opt for a sure thing instead.

Sorry if this isn't exactly about shop girls, but it does concern girls and shops.

I've read somewhere that freelancers can be found at the big mall on Second Road, near Soi 3. The Sabailand soapie is right opposite the mall. I scouted out the mall twice on my last visit, the second time quite thoroughly. That's when I met the Israeli sales girl. It was nice to talk with her. After three weeks in Thailand, it's always nice to have a real conversation in English with a girl: even better if she's a pretty one. That said, I wasn't in the mall looking for cute Israeli chicks. I was looking for the freelancers that were supposed to hang out there. I did see shop girls. I didn't see freelancers. For future reference, where should I have been looking? And when?

[Feelz Good]

You finally got what you wanted and a little respect paid off. You cannot get to attached no matter what it seems like because it is almost always, 99.7% of the time, Pay for Play, period. When money isn't mentioned it is always quietly implied. So knowing that, and keep on reminding yourself of that, when experiencing all the different venues, your mind will be setup for a good time. It is a lesson learned by all successful mongers in Pattaya.

As Songkran approaches the atmosphere in Pattaya is more up. I went to a couple of go-go bars, in one of them bought lady drink for a dancer. I asked what the barfine was and she said 1500 Baht. I just walked out.

Then I ended up at Insomnia. Went around, chatted with some girl, but it wasn't going anywhere so I just moved on. The place is huge and packed with hotties. I sipped my beer at a table near the sea for a while. At my next excursion around the night club, I bump into the same girl completely by chance. I'd forgotten all about her. But this time for some reason we hit it off. Her English was pretty good. She asked me to buy her a glass of red wine, which I readily did. Dirty dancing, then we're ready to go out. Her friend was pretty drunk, and she asked if I had a friend who would take care of her. Bad luck, I have no friends. Besides the friend wasn't nearly as good looking as my girl.

Her name was Lek. She was from Bang Na. Older than my last one, maybe 30, but very well kept. I took her to Oasis, and she remarked how beautiful the room was. After shower we started f*cking. Money was not even mentioned once. But then one of WillBillLewis' theorems kicked in: Pattaya threw me a curve ball. Lek was tired and didn't want to fuck anymore. I hadn't even come yet. I did a quick computation in my head how to handle this, and the key fact was that the room was ours for 2 hours. So I let her sleep in my arms. It was very GFE. Then after half an hour I woke her up and started fucking her again. It felt good. To finish me off, she took off my condom and gave me an expert blowjob with CIM. Nice touch!

I've never had a working girl sleep in my arms before making me cum during a short-time session. But I guess it's all about how you handle the curve balls in Pattaya! All in all a pleasant experience, because we had a good connection and it was as close as seducing a girl in a night club as it can possibly be. I slipped the money into her purse afterwards without saying anything, to keep up the pretense of a boyfriend / girlfriend thing. She noticed and I think she was thankful I didn't make her feel like a cheap wh0 re.

[Gus69]

MTG.

Thanks for being so honest with your story, it just shows how things can go downhill even with a non bar girl, just thank yourself lucky that you never gave her your credit card and pin number to nip out for some cash for you. .

I am sure that you will have an even better trip next time, lessons learnt and all that.

[Red Hawk]

Hi all,

Anyone know a good private clinic where I can get some tests done. Just want to be sure I'm not going home with some uninvited guests LOL.

Has anyone had one before? What's the drill?

How long does it take to get results? I will only be in Pattaya for 4 nights.

Thanks in advance.

Red

[Gin And Tonic]

Agreed.

Many people go astray by trying to go about their business in Thailand by western standards and culture.

They all expect money even if they don't say.

They are never that in to you where money doesn't matter in the long term.

Get the business part out of the way up front.

Giving a girl access to wallet or phone is a big no no.

I have found the best way for me to deal with this is pay living expenses of live-in and give her gold gifts that will be hers when things end. Otherwise cash always seems to be needed by relative or friend or someone she will not say no to.

[Red Dogger]

The hottest girls are seldom to be found in bars, and when you find one in bar, chances are she is not for rent, she just there to pull in customers and get them to buy drinks.

But I found a way hot bargirl. She asked 400 bar fine, 2500 long time, and no suck. I am used to paying 1500 long time, so attempt to bargain her down, but she knew what she was worth.

So I agree. We go to my hotel room. She undresses to reveal a completely flawless perfect body and miraculous gravity defying breasts. Disregarding her protests, I wash her face to remove her makeup, and her face is even better without that incompetently applied makeup. Perfect face, perfect body.

She will not suck, and her attempt at a handjob is painfully bad. I am a sadist, not a masochist.

However the upside of her not sucking is that she does kiss. I have to force her to kiss, but despite the fact that I am theoretically forcing her, she does not really resist, and she kisses right back and does so very well indeed. After a little warm up, she gives a great girlfriend experience.

She felt like the best kisser I have ever kissed, although this might be a delusion caused by the beauty of her face. Or maybe she was just naturally and instinctively talented.

When I fuck her, she gasps, cries, grunts, and whimpers delightfully.

So, 2900 Baht very well spent.

[Mr Enternational]

These Israeli girls use their sexy charm to sell their over priced products made from the Dead Sea minerals and they will give you their phone numbers too! These products have a magical healing effect on their bank accounts with fat commissions! How do I know this? I have some nice Dead Sea lotion and a phone number!

That is why it is important to remember that Sodium Chloride is NaCl no matter where it is from.