Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

On the topic of shop girls, one day near the end of my recent 28 day junket, I found myself wandering around the Big see shopping mall on Second Road. I did a double-take when I spoted a Caucasian women "manning" a both that sold nail care products from Israel. She was a cute little 20 year old Israeli girl, about 5'2", just over 100 pounds, wonderfully trim and fit. She'd just finished a stint of National Service, having served in the army and participated in two "actions". She spoke excellent English and was coming to grips with Thai. She was about a month into a six month contract in Thailand. I spoke with her for well over twenty minutes and got the sense that she would have been more than willing to go out with me despite our age difference. I was equally sure that she would never sleep with me, again due to the age difference. Since the whole purpose of the trip was to sleep with as many Asian women as I could realistically fit into a 28 day trip, with time running short, I wasn't about to take a flyer on an engaging young Israeli. Like you, Uncle V, I did not want to waste time on what was not a sure thing.

Yes I think it's best to avoid farang girls in these cases. I think that it shouldn't' be a big problem to get Thai girls in the sack. Just probably takes some time and effort. Anyhow I think I will give it a shot. There was a very pretty, slim, shop girl working the souvenir shops at Mike's Shopping mall. We flirted pretty heavily and I was on the verge of asking her out, but bailed on it as it was my 2nd to last night in town and I wanted to opt for a sure thing instead.

[WildBillLewis]

Good job bro!

The next opportunity to explore are shop girls and waitresses. I've had some nice interactions with them and have often toyed with the idea of asking them out. But I've always backed off because I've been in town for short periods and did not want to waste time on what was not a sure thing.

Stay horny my friends!

Uncle-V.

On the topic of shop girls, one day near the end of my recent 28 day junket, I found myself wandering around the Big see shopping mall on Second Road. I did a double-take when I spoted a Caucasian women "manning" a both that sold nail care products from Israel. She was a cute little 20 year old Israeli girl, about 5'2", just over 100 pounds, wonderfully trim and fit. She'd just finished a stint of National Service, having served in the army and participated in two "actions". She spoke excellent English and was coming to grips with Thai. She was about a month into a six month contract in Thailand. I spoke with her for well over twenty minutes and got the sense that she would have been more than willing to go out with me despite our age difference. I was equally sure that she would never sleep with me, again due to the age difference. Since the whole purpose of the trip was to sleep with as many Asian women as I could realistically fit into a 28 day trip, with time running short, I wasn't about to take a flyer on an engaging young Israeli. Like you, Uncle V, I did not want to waste time on what was not a sure thing.

[Uncle Volodya]

Pain?? You enjoy giving these girls pain?? Really??

What are you thinking?

SW4.

Sadly there appear to be some sickos lurking on the board. That's why I don' share girl's contact info or post pics that don't have faces obscured.

[Uncle Volodya]

Main lesson: going out late (e. G. 2 am) and avoiding go-go bars is a well validated theory. Thank you WildBillLewis!

Good job bro!

There are just so many options available in Patts that it is insane: BR, Discos, Random girls on WS. You can have a great time without even visiting a gogo. Though I like to do so on occasion.

The next opportunity to explore are shop girls and waitresses. I've had some nice interactions with them and have often toyed with the idea of asking them out. But I've always backed off because I've been in town for short periods and did not want to waste time on what was not a sure thing.

But I will be in Patts for a month in August and plan to give this option a shot too. Can't wait for the summer!

Stay horny my friends!

Uncle-V.

[SirWilliam4]

Every Thai girl I have sex with, my penis hurts them, and I enjoy their pain,

Pain?? You enjoy giving these girls pain?? Really??

What are you thinking?

SW4.

[WildBillLewis]

With the way the Harpo $ is preforming against the Baht it is getting rougher to get by on a Canadian pension here.

Good one! Between early January when I booked my flight and early March when I arrived, the "Harpo $" had lost 11% against the Baht, 14% against the Chinese Yuan and 16% against the Philippine Peso! Right now it's worth 79 cents on the US dollars, but there are plenty of forecasters who are telling folks to buckle up for a ride down to 70 cents in the next year. As recently as 2013 (when I was last in Thailand), the dollar was a par or thereabouts. Currency movements are not Newtonian: what goes down may or may not come back up.

This is another reason why I set a budget for each trip, stick to it (within reason), and then, after each trip, analyze my spending in search areas where I could have spent my funds more wisely. I had an earlier post to that effect where I broke my spending down into four categories: travel, accommodation, the odds and sods of daily living and the money I spent chasing women. Overall, I spent $200 more than the $6,000 I had planned to spend. I spent $100 more on travel than planned, offset by $200 less on each of accommodation and odds and sods. On the chasing of women I had planned to spend $3,000 but ended up spending $3,500. When I put that $3,500 under a microscope, I was surprised to learn that in payments made directly to girls (and I had the pleasure of experiencing 25 different girls on that trip), I spent less than $1,000 including, where applicable, their bar fines. This really surprised me because it meant that I spent $2,500 on costs that were ancillary to my main pursuit. On reflection, I felt that about $1,500 of that $2,500 was well spent on social lubricants like drinks and sundry other things for me and the women I was chasing, but another $1,000 was, to my mind, wasted on activities that really didn't contribute in any way to getting me laid. In Canadian dollars, that equates to almost $38 Canadian, or just over 900 Baht, wasted on average each day of my 28 day trip.

How can anyone waste 900 Baht in a day? It's too easy. In the early evening, go to a beer bar and burn off a couple of hours playing pool: buy a few beers for yourself and of course some for the ladies. Later in the evening, head to a Go to a Go Go: buy a drink for yourself and one or two for a lady. Kiss 900 Baht goodbye. All good fun, of course, and I understand that on any given vacation, some of a person's spending is going to be misdirected because you can't know beforehand whether the money you're spending at that beer bar will end up paying off or not. That said, by putting my own spending under a microscope, on future mongering trips I hope to be able to spend my budget in ways that contribute to my real purpose which is, after all, to get laid. And maybe, by sharing that information, it will help a few others out there do the same.

[Eric Swiss]

Just by the way, Songkran is starting today in Pattaya. My car has already been splashed, so people are getting serious. Be prepared, this is not a test. Word from those who have experienced it before is that it gets completely crazy.

[Goodle]

The largest size condom you can buy in a Pattaya 7/11 barely fits me. (For all I know this makes me average for a white man) trouble is I like small Thai girls.

I ran into a beer bar, somewhere near Areca Lodge on the main baht bus route, (sorry I cannot locate it more precisely) that was full of remarkably young looking girls. I picked one, probably the second youngest looking. 400 Baht bar fine, 1500 Baht long time. At my hotel she dodged check-in, suggesting that she was quite young.

In bed she was polite, cooperative, pleasant but completely unenthusiastic. I found that entering her tiny little pussy was like trying to fuck a quarter inch hole drilled in a brick wall. Absolutely impossible, and if I persisted my erection collapsed.

So I set about seducing her as if she was a regular girl, and after a couple of hours she warmed up, and her pussy became wet and soft and yielding, and I slammed into it. This immediately caused her a great deal of pain. Every Thai girl I have sex with, my penis hurts them, and I enjoy their pain, but this was a lot more pain than I have seen before, and a lot more pain than I enjoy, so I finished as fast as I could.

The moment I got off her, she ran to the bathroom, locked herself in, and did not come out for an hour or so.

She then returned to bed, wrapped in a towel, which I promptly removed. The rest of the night she was sullen, hostile, and fought every sexual advance to the best of her limited strength. No more fun ensued. She left at dawn. I considered giving her a tip for her suffering, but what the hell, all the others put up with the pain cheerfully and came back for more. I pay girls more than I agreed when they please me, and seldom have I been less pleased.

You very bad man! They don't like vagina pain-let them go.

Lots of big girls with big vaginas-take them!

[Eric Swiss]

The largest size condom you can buy in a Pattaya 7/11 barely fits me. (For all I know this makes me average for a white man) trouble is I like small Thai girls.

I can buy in a Pattaya 7/11 the same Durex Fetherlite I would have bought in the West. I am confident that its size is benchmarked to the Occidental market, meaning that it should fit very well for people who are in the White man average, as you claim to be.

[Eric Swiss]

Awesome experience, one to which I can really relate. You're right about Lam Morrison: too full of himself. Very wise to ask, and ask early, about the ladyboy thing: there were a couple of night when I should has asked sooner than I did. You were fortunate to get one who enjoyed 40 minutes of fucking: not all of them do (and you can't know which is which until you're on the pitch). Kudos to you for being firm about the cell phone: what an annoyance. A nod to her as well for respecting your wishes. Isn't it great when they get really wet? Since you've got the ability to fuck for 40 minutes, then for something really special, try this if you can get another willing partner like her: turn off the air conditioning and go at it. In 10 minutes or so, you'll bodies will be slipping and sliding against each other from the sweat. It is one of my favorite sensations. Very nicely done!

I am sure you can relate. Given that I'd already had 2 orgasms and 2 bottle of wines that day, I had no merit in being able to forestall premature ejaculation. But I do agree that I was fortunate to get a chick who also enjoyed 40 minutes of fucking, as many of them do not. About the sweat trick, it is an exciting prospect, but given the well-documented penchant of Thai ladies for cleanliness, it is one that I have never attempted yet. Good to know there's always another level to shoot for in this game!

[Gin And Tonic]

Live and learn I suppose.

When I was in Thailand two years ago, I was surprised upon my return to find that I'd spent over $8,000 Canadian as compared with my budget of $6,000. I'm retired and have some money set aside to support my follies for another decade. But not if I overspend my budget by $2,000 Canadian too often.

So on this trip I experimented with a self-imposed daily allowed. For the most part, the system worked well, but on the two occasions I described, I ran short of pocket money. In the first case, with my Laotian friend, this wasn't a problem and the result, once I got back to my room and had access to my money, was that I spent beyond my daily allowance. No problem: on other days I spent less. In the end, I ended up spending just $200 Canadian more than I had budgeted for the trip. The one time I got caught out was with my Insomnia friend four days later on Day 23 or so. From that I learned that the Gods won't always smile on my as they had done with my Laotian friend, so from that point on I adopted something a little more like the system you prefer. It didn't make much difference over the next few days, but your recommended approach will serve me well on my next trip. All that having been said, I remain glad of the discipline that came from keeping a close watch over my spending.

With the way the Harpo $ is preforming against the Baht it is getting rougher to get by on a Canadian pension here.

[WildBillLewis]

I don't understand why would you put yourself in that position. You are limiting your possibilities by sticking too rigidly to your daily budget. That number IMO should only what you need to average per day, and not be a max limit you can't go over.

I always take double what I think I need when I go out, sometimes even more. Be it mongering or to dinner or whatever. The worst thing that can happen is you spend it (if you chose to), and all that means is you would have to cut back a little bit on the following days. I had days when I spent 8000 Baht on fun and food, and then days I only needed to spend 1500 Baht.

Live and learn I suppose.

When I was in Thailand two years ago, I was surprised upon my return to find that I'd spent over $8,000 Canadian as compared with my budget of $6,000. I'm retired and have some money set aside to support my follies for another decade. But not if I overspend my budget by $2,000 Canadian too often.

So on this trip I experimented with a self-imposed daily allowed. For the most part, the system worked well, but on the two occasions I described, I ran short of pocket money. In the first case, with my Laotian friend, this wasn't a problem and the result, once I got back to my room and had access to my money, was that I spent beyond my daily allowance. No problem: on other days I spent less. In the end, I ended up spending just $200 Canadian more than I had budgeted for the trip. The one time I got caught out was with my Insomnia friend four days later on Day 23 or so. From that I learned that the Gods won't always smile on my as they had done with my Laotian friend, so from that point on I adopted something a little more like the system you prefer. It didn't make much difference over the next few days, but your recommended approach will serve me well on my next trip. All that having been said, I remain glad of the discipline that came from keeping a close watch over my spending.

[WildBillLewis]

I thoroughly enjoyed reading WildBillLewis' reports. Even though I am no stranger to the Pattaya scene, I learnt quite a lot. Main lessons: go out late (like 2 am), and avoid go-go bars. I sort of knew it already in the back of my mind, but his series encouraged me to actually do it.

I went to bed at 10 am fully clothed with my boots on, and magically woke up (without alarm) at 1:45 am, fully refreshed. I took the moto-taxi and hit Walking Street. First I had a beer at the Hot Tuna bar (cost: 120 Baht), where thankfully Lam Morrisson wasn't playing, because I find him too full of himself.

Afterwards I stumbled onto Walking Street, and I'm not sure if I had a plan in my head. But, inspired by WildBillLewis, I ogled the beauties passing me by. There was one who walked in the opposite direction of mine, and I did a double take, and so did she, so we started talking. She asked 1500 Baht for short time, to which I agreed. Her name was Jenny. She was 21 years old, 1 m58 and 41 kilos. I would say a solid 8, the face and the body were great. I sort of assumed she was on her way to a disco to pick up a guy like me, and she figured I was probably at least as good looking as the average guy she might expect to find there, so why not save herself the trouble?

At some point I asked her: "Are you. " and before I could finish my sentence, she noticed my embarrassment and helpfully proffered: "I'm Lady!" I managed to confirm the statement fully later on. There was nothing LBoy-ish about her physique, but her sexual aggressiveness was a known marker that gave me a small shadow of doubt. And in any case I almost always ask the question because it doesn't cost anything.

I took her to the short-time hotel Oasis on Soi Happy. It is 500 baht, but it is very nice. She proposed one she knew for 390, but I don't like to risk grungyness. She commented 500 Baht was expensive.

The small talk didn't go very far. I was only interested in one thing and couldn't be bothered going through the usual inane chit-chat. After the shower she started wanking me off. Her technique was not great, but when I started fingering her clit and pussy I got really hard, because she seemed to be quite receptive down there.

I got a fairly short covered blow job, and then she started banging me cowgirl style. She didn't do Asian cowgirl, to my displeasure. Then I got her to do reverse cowgirl, and I took control of the situation and started flipping her around, going through every position in the book, and then going through them over and over again. I did to her whatever I wanted to keep my erection strong and bring myself closer to orgasm. She really liked to be pounded doggy-style. After a while getting pounded, she started to get really wet down there, and Kegel-grippy at the same time. Her cun* felt really hot around my c0 ck from all the increased blood flow.

I must have fucked her for a good 40 minutes straight. Huge bonus point for her: she never complained, never hurried me, never tired out. At one point her phone rang, she said she wasn't going to pick it up, but I told her to turn off the sound because I couldn't concentrate even knowing there was a chance of it ringing again. She obediently did so. In the end I came missionary style with a porn video of Tera Patrick POV Virtual Sex in my mind (Jenny's tits were smaller than Tera's, but I was not in a condition to let that pull me back from the brink.) She was exhausted, and I could barely move.

I asked her if she had change from 2000 Baht, and she said she had 400 Baht, so I accepted, figuring that she had earnt the 100 Baht tip.

To summarize the chemistry between us: there was good connection on the street, zero connection in the chit-chat phase, and excellent connection in the pussy-pounding phase. She must have been ovulating, either that or she is hornier than the average working girl.

I went back to sleep at my hotel early at 4 am, having spent only 120+500+1500+100=2220 Baht. It's good so I was not completely wasted the next morning, but after fucking hard for 40 minutes with an 8 less than half my age who let me use her every which way, I felt sexually satisfied.

Main lesson: going out late (e. G. 2 am) and avoiding go-go bars is a well validated theory. Thank you WildBillLewis!

Awesome experience, one to which I can really relate. You're right about Lam Morrison: too full of himself. Very wise to ask, and ask early, about the ladyboy thing: there were a couple of night when I should has asked sooner than I did. You were fortunate to get one who enjoyed 40 minutes of fucking: not all of them do (and you can't know which is which until you're on the pitch). Kudos to you for being firm about the cell phone: what an annoyance. A nod to her as well for respecting your wishes. Isn't it great when they get really wet? Since you've got the ability to fuck for 40 minutes, then for something really special, try this if you can get another willing partner like her: turn off the air conditioning and go at it. In 10 minutes or so, you'll bodies will be slipping and sliding against each other from the sweat. It is one of my favorite sensations. Very nicely done!

[Eric Swiss]

Yes, that old adage is so true: If you want to get laid in Thailand, hire a hooker. Don't ever get married; don't even keep a girlfriend.

If you want a true friend and meaningful relationship, get a dog.

It's the free ones that are the most expensive. Borderline unaffordable.

[Eric Swiss]

I thoroughly enjoyed reading WildBillLewis' reports. Even though I am no stranger to the Pattaya scene, I learnt quite a lot. Main lessons: go out late (like 2 am), and avoid go-go bars. I sort of knew it already in the back of my mind, but his series encouraged me to actually do it.

I went to bed at 10 am fully clothed with my boots on, and magically woke up (without alarm) at 1:45 am, fully refreshed. I took the moto-taxi and hit Walking Street. First I had a beer at the Hot Tuna bar (cost: 120 Baht), where thankfully Lam Morrisson wasn't playing, because I find him too full of himself.

Afterwards I stumbled onto Walking Street, and I'm not sure if I had a plan in my head. But, inspired by WildBillLewis, I ogled the beauties passing me by. There was one who walked in the opposite direction of mine, and I did a double take, and so did she, so we started talking. She asked 1500 Baht for short time, to which I agreed. Her name was Jenny. She was 21 years old, 1 m58 and 41 kilos. I would say a solid 8, the face and the body were great. I sort of assumed she was on her way to a disco to pick up a guy like me, and she figured I was probably at least as good looking as the average guy she might expect to find there, so why not save herself the trouble?

At some point I asked her: "Are you. " and before I could finish my sentence, she noticed my embarrassment and helpfully proffered: "I'm Lady!" I managed to confirm the statement fully later on. There was nothing LBoy-ish about her physique, but her sexual aggressiveness was a known marker that gave me a small shadow of doubt. And in any case I almost always ask the question because it doesn't cost anything.

I took her to the short-time hotel Oasis on Soi Happy. It is 500 baht, but it is very nice. She proposed one she knew for 390, but I don't like to risk grungyness. She commented 500 Baht was expensive.

The small talk didn't go very far. I was only interested in one thing and couldn't be bothered going through the usual inane chit-chat. After the shower she started wanking me off. Her technique was not great, but when I started fingering her clit and pussy I got really hard, because she seemed to be quite receptive down there.

I got a fairly short covered blow job, and then she started banging me cowgirl style. She didn't do Asian cowgirl, to my displeasure. Then I got her to do reverse cowgirl, and I took control of the situation and started flipping her around, going through every position in the book, and then going through them over and over again. I did to her whatever I wanted to keep my erection strong and bring myself closer to orgasm. She really liked to be pounded doggy-style. After a while getting pounded, she started to get really wet down there, and Kegel-grippy at the same time. Her cun* felt really hot around my c0 ck from all the increased blood flow.

I must have fucked her for a good 40 minutes straight. Huge bonus point for her: she never complained, never hurried me, never tired out. At one point her phone rang, she said she wasn't going to pick it up, but I told her to turn off the sound because I couldn't concentrate even knowing there was a chance of it ringing again. She obediently did so. In the end I came missionary style with a porn video of Tera Patrick POV Virtual Sex in my mind (Jenny's tits were smaller than Tera's, but I was not in a condition to let that pull me back from the brink.) She was exhausted, and I could barely move.

I asked her if she had change from 2000 Baht, and she said she had 400 Baht, so I accepted, figuring that she had earnt the 100 Baht tip.

To summarize the chemistry between us: there was good connection on the street, zero connection in the chit-chat phase, and excellent connection in the pussy-pounding phase. She must have been ovulating, either that or she is hornier than the average working girl.

I went back to sleep at my hotel early at 4 am, having spent only 120+500+1500+100=2220 Baht. It's good so I was not completely wasted the next morning, but after fucking hard for 40 minutes with an 8 less than half my age who let me use her every which way, I felt sexually satisfied.

Main lesson: going out late (e. G. 2 am) and avoiding go-go bars is a well validated theory. Thank you WildBillLewis!