Pattaya Reports

[Feelz Good]

I am also 60 and had 23 days back in November. Your experiences are dead on with my memories. I tried to taste all venues and your observations of the Thai ladies is right on. Some are fantastic actors when it comes to the session, but all that really matters is that they leave with your money. You are a superman of sex in my opinion, because in my trip I had 16 encounters and had to take a day or two off because I went dry. Thanks again for your posts they really brought back some fond memeories.

I would agree with your observation, and in 28 days in March I spent a fair amount of time combing through what was offered on Soi 6, Soi Honey, Soi Buakhao, the various venues on Walking Street (Go Go bars, discos, beer bars, etc.) and, of course, walking up and down Beach Road. In each and every case, you lay your bets and you take your chances, and in my experience the odds of getting one who's good in bed are no better and no worse on Beach Road than they are in any other venue. What is more, good looks do not guarantee good performance in bed. Paying more for girls also does not guarantee good performance in bed. I have, however, found a correlation between age and a girl's performance in bed. I had a number of girls in their twenties who performed well but also a number who didn't: about half and half, roughly speaking. With women in their thirties, the odds of finding a good one from whatever venue got significantly better. With women in their early forties, the odds got even better. Of the twenty-five different women I had in the past month, there were only three or four who were over forty years of age but they were all, in my opinion, either really good or great in bed. One of them was quite simply the best fuck I've ever had in my life. Not everyone wants to bed a woman in their forties. I understand that. I am 60 years old (although I look about ten years younger), so for me it presents no problem. If others want to forego that opportunity, so much the better for those who are prepared to embrace a wider range of choices.

[Kamsutra69]

Day 2:

I was back in the town after a disappointing excursion by 3 pm. Sweaty and beat, I was in desperate need of a good wash and a real massage. Ended up in Honey2 again. Spotted Amm sitting in the crowd. We made eye contact and smiled at each other. But then I remembered her terrible massaging skills. I was in no mood of a lousy massage. So got up in a haste and left the building. Walked across the street to Sabai Room. While Honey2 was full of girls, Sabai Room was almost empty. Gave a once over and found no one to my liking. I decided to stay there, again hoping that someone of my liking will walk in. Right then I noticed a column right in the middle of the "fish tank" and could see feet of the girl seated right behind it. I stretched out of my chair to have better look. She was stunning and could have easily passed of as a Latina. Dark, tanned skin, small but shapely breasts and a rotund yet tight arse. Picked her at 2500 baht. As we got in the room, I started teasing her just to check her mood. Well, she turned out to be a mood killer and wanted nothing to do with the fun part of the whole process. I was beat enough not to try harder. So I just laid there getting a fantastic massage without as much as touching her. The rest of it was mechanical. But I came out clean and relaxed.

After a sound nap, I was on the Walking Street again by 9 pm. It was busy and I could see more girls out on the street luring in punters than the previous night. It was Saturday night. I walked around a bit to reach in front of Hot Tuna Bar. The band there was belting out some great numbers. AC / DC, Dire Straits, Pink Floyd, Metallica et al. I went in for couple of beers and tequila shots. Ended up spending two and half hours requesting my favourite numbers and buying beers for the band. They are quite good.

Happy and tipsy, I started walking back to the BR around 11:30 but got pulled in by a Russian girl in Galaxy Club. Now I have frequented strip clubs in Moscow, Prague, Milan and Frankfurt. And I have always found the eastern European and Russian girls to be the best at it. May be it's their communist past that I make them pleasantly uninhibited. So I was more than happy to oblige. Now strip club is my thing. I can spend hours chatting up with the girls, buying them drinks and getting private dances. I once dated a cute student stripper from Bouzouki Greek in Detroit after spending couple of hours with her at the club. She became my companion on all my subsequent visits. A pleasant thing. I know that its an expensive indulgence. But I would rather spend money watching beautiful girls tease me by taking off their clothes than fuck a three holer. But that's just my thing.

I was happy to discover this other side of Pattaya with beautiful Russian girls. This combination of petite and innocent Thai girls with sexy eastern Europeans has now made Pattaya my favourite destination to return to. And return I will. May be as soon as in June.

Till then. Happy mongering!!

[Manicure]

Thanks for spending the time to write reports, I have read them all, and although each of us will have a different experience (it is like tasting wine, the non expert will say they all taste the same but it is not). And yes there is nothing to be ashamed of being 60, experience well used is a bonus unless you are drunk.

[WildBillLewis]

What's the difference. With very few exceptions Beach road, Pattaya gogo girls are pretty much the same.

I would agree with your observation, and in 28 days in March I spent a fair amount of time combing through what was offered on Soi 6, Soi Honey, Soi Buakhao, the various venues on Walking Street (Go Go bars, discos, beer bars, etc.) and, of course, walking up and down Beach Road. In each and every case, you lay your bets and you take your chances, and in my experience the odds of getting one who's good in bed are no better and no worse on Beach Road than they are in any other venue. What is more, good looks do not guarantee good performance in bed. Paying more for girls also does not guarantee good performance in bed. I have, however, found a correlation between age and a girl's performance in bed. I had a number of girls in their twenties who performed well but also a number who didn't: about half and half, roughly speaking. With women in their thirties, the odds of finding a good one from whatever venue got significantly better. With women in their early forties, the odds got even better. Of the twenty-five different women I had in the past month, there were only three or four who were over forty years of age but they were all, in my opinion, either really good or great in bed. One of them was quite simply the best fuck I've ever had in my life. Not everyone wants to bed a woman in their forties. I understand that. I am 60 years old (although I look about ten years younger), so for me it presents no problem. If others want to forego that opportunity, so much the better for those who are prepared to embrace a wider range of choices.

[WildBillLewis]

Enjoyed reading your daily reports, reminded me of journal entries. When in Patts I usually stay on the Darkside; but may give Beach Road another go after reading your adventures!

Hp.

I'm glad you found my reports interesting to read. I found them interesting to write. It has also been interesting to see my reports interwoven with the cavalier observations about guys who are around sixty years old. I happen to be sixty years old and have enjoyed the past month in the company of twenty-five different women ranging in ages from their early twenties to their mid-forties. Have I found there to be a correlation between the looks of the women and how they performed in bed? No. Have I found there to be a correlation between how much I paid the women and how they performed in bed? No. Have I found there to be a correlation between the age of the women and how they performed in bed? Yes: as a general observation, the more experienced the women, the better the performance in bed.

The Lord blessed me with a physique and a face that makes me look younger than I am. I don't have a beer hard-wired to my hand, I drink in moderation and am never sozzled. Having taken the time to talk at length with many Thai women in my 28 days in Pattaya in March, I have also discovered that a fit-looking middle-aged guy has certain qualities that can be attractive to Thai women, especially those above the age of twenty-five. We tend to be financially stable, experienced in the way of things and confident. We also know, having once ourselves been in our twenties, thirties and forties, that maturity brings greater perspective and with it, more tolerance for the circumstances in which others find themselves.

[WildBillLewis]

In the course of my 28 days in Pattaya, I learned many lessons. Here are some of them.

The first lesson (and it is easily forgotten because the girls can seem so lovely) is that while most of them will be happy to go with you, most of them will also be happier to leave with your money in their purse. Money is the only reason they make themselves available to go with you in the first place, be it in the bars or on the beach. It really doesn't matter if you are the reincarnation of Casanova himself, while they may enjoy their time spent with you, they plan to be with someone else the next day or the day after that. That is their business model. In fact, as I learned from one of the women I was with, going with Casanova involves more work than going with some fat, old, tired man who can't get it up because he drank too much. Better still is the man who comes quickly because the work is less tiring and time-consuming. The thing to remember, especially when it comes to those who seemingly offer the "girlfriend experience" is that you are just one of many and the sooner they have parted you from your money, the sooner they can part their legs for the next man in line.

The next lesson (and again it is easily forgotten because the girls can seem so lovely) is to try to avoid building up anything more than a superficial emotional bond. The shorter the encounter, the more easily this can be done. You will spend money very unwisely and in great quantities trying to win the affection of a seemingly lovely Thai woman. The fundamental reason is explained above: your are just one guy in a long line of guys and as much as they "like" going with you, the thing they like best is leaving with your money.

Third, don't waste money on frivolous items. Save your ammunition and use it wisely. Opinions vary, and this is just my opinion, but sex shows are a complete waste of time. Go Go bars hoover your money out of your pockets with drinks for you and the ladies, and the bar fines for the coyote girls are steep and the price the coyote girls demand for sexual intimacy is even steeper. Moreover, many of those same girls can be had later, for much less, at the discos anyway. Massage parlors that sell sexual services like hand jobs or blow jobs end up being very expensive: there is the equivalent of the bar fine if you want to take the girl away plus the cost of the massage plus the tip (and many of those service providers can also be had later at the discos, and for less). At beer bars, to get a girl, you end up paying the bar fine plus lady drinks for her and a bevy of friends plus you own drink costs (and those girls also go to the discos). Soi Honey massages where you can get done for 1,200 Baht are OK if you like fucking on a mat next to two other guys, one on either side, who are also fucking girls on mats. Like the sex shows, it is worth the experience, but once is probably enough. Soi 6 "short time" girls are OK if you prefer fucking a girl for 1,200 Baht on a bed in a nice private room, but you will be subjected to a girl faking orgasms in order to try and get you to come quickly so your place can be taken by the next guy, and of course you'll also be paying for the cost of drinks before hand. In my 28 days in Pattaya I made it into three or four "soapies" but never saw anything I liked given the steep asking price so I cannot comment on the sexual services from direct experience. Beach girls, on the other hand, while they vary in both the quality of their looks and their services, will usually get it done for you, often in the privacy of your own room, without any other ancillary cost like lady drinks, bar fines and so on for between 700 and 1,000 Baht.

In my experience, Beach Road girls offer the best value for money and the fewest complications if you're looking for a "short time" fuck in the early evening, by which I mean anytime before midnight. To each his own, of course, and Soi 6 exists because there is a demand for the services offered there. The same thing is true of Go Go bars, Soi Honey massage parlors and all the rest including the sex shows. They all exist and they all offer services of their particular type because there is sufficient demand to support those each one of those different business models. I've sampled them all. Others have their preferences, and I have mine.

For a simple, uncomplicated, early evening fuck, my preference is to walk along Beach Road. You can't always pick a winner, but the same is true in the other venues as well, and with those other venues, you'll invariably pay more without any assurance that you'll get more.

That said, in my experience, the best places to go in Pattaya to get laid late at night (and by that I mean between 2 am and 6 am) are the discos. To tap into this market, you need to be prepared to be active very late at night, but if you have the stamina, the benefits are prodigious. The freelancers go there. The Go Go girls go there after work. The bar girls go there. The massage girls go there. The best of the Beach Road girls go there too. For a red-blooded man of any age, the discos of Pattaya are like the proverbial Happy Hunting Ground from the lore of the North American Indian.

In a place like Insomnia which begins to hum as early as midnight, it is not uncommon to find the place filled 70% with women (with about half of them almost impossibly hot), 5% with ladyboys and 25% with falangs of various ages, body types, confidence levels and wallet sizes. And the girls who are there, with few exceptions, have as their primary objective the goal of getting one of those men to take them for the night and pay them for services rendered. The discos in Pattaya are like a collaborative effort between God and the Devil with God's contribution being the beauty of Thai women and the Devil's contribution being hip hop music and the way Thai women move their hips in response to it. The Devil chipped in the effect that alcohol has on them too. Opinions differ, but in my opinion, the discos of Pattaya are the place to be.

If your objective is to find love or romance, don't come to Pattaya (or any of the red light districts in Thailand for that matter). If, however, your objective is to get laid, then come to Pattaya, walk the Beach, choose carefully, enjoy yourself, then hit the discos and enjoy yourself again and let the fun reign until well after the sun has risen in the sky. Sleep during the afternoon. Then repeat.

[Scorchin]

Here, here.

Over the last dozen or so years and many visits to many bars of Bangkok, the same dreary elderly men are to be seen lapsing into alcoholic drivel and dribble. Or may be just replaced year by year as.f
Alcohol takes its toll. Absolute nonsense to say they have 'paid their dues". They are drunken no gooders, no hopers on a mission to forget. Unfortunately they are so sad because they have Forgotten what they are trying to forget.

[Uncle Volodya]

I certainly hope that my future is not winding up as some alcoholic expat, propping up the end of a bar from 9:00 am onwards, with a beer safety-wired to my hand.

Here, here.

[Phordphan]

These guys have paid their dues and are enjoying their retirement. Worked their asses off most of their lives married to some fat ***** and now they are free. Give them some respect as you are just looking into your future.

RL.

I certainly hope that my future is not winding up as some alcoholic expat, propping up the end of a bar from 9:00 am onwards, with a beer safety-wired to my hand.

[Uncle Volodya]

Wow, somebody said it. Ha! Welcome to my Thai world! And if your a person of color, they are not very welcoming. Many time I get the cold shoulder from pot bellied Brits and Aussies being overly protective of turf and broken down Thai hoes. Kinda sad actually to see people drinking at 10AM. Just do your thing and have a blast!

Well, I just ignore these guys. We're not after the same women and we don't frequent the same places. There is enough fun to be had for the younger set and our worlds don't really collide. They can be an eyesore. But I just look the other way.

So more power to them. May they enjoy their bangers, eggs and beans at English breakfast and wash it down with as many pints as they please!

[Mogwai]

These guys have paid their dues and are enjoying their retirement. Worked their asses off most of their lives married to some fat ***** and now they are free. Give them some respect as you are just looking into your future.

RL.

I don't see any disrespect in Manicure's post. It's simply an observation.

[Robert Long]

It is funny, as I prepare my trip to Pattaya and visit virtually with google maps I see a ton but a ton of caucasian men around 60 years old everywhere.

These guys have paid their dues and are enjoying their retirement. Worked their asses off most of their lives married to some fat ***** and now they are free. Give them some respect as you are just looking into your future.

RL.

[Hp Xt]

My last day: Many lessons learned to boot. Maybe I'll try to distill those into a posting or two.

Enjoyed reading your daily reports, reminded me of journal entries. When in Patts I usually stay on the Darkside; but may give Beach Road another go after reading your adventures!

Hp.

[Naked Gunz]

It is funny, as I prepare my trip to Pattaya and visit virtually with google maps I see a ton but a ton of caucasian men around 60 years old everywhere.

Wow, somebody said it. Ha! Welcome to my Thai world! And if your a person of color, they are not very welcoming. Many time I get the cold shoulder from pot bellied Brits and Aussies being overly protective of turf and broken down Thai hoes. Kinda sad actually to see people drinking at 10AM. Just do your thing and have a blast!

[Manicure]

It is funny, as I prepare my trip to Pattaya and visit virtually with google maps I see a ton but a ton of caucasian men around 60 years old everywhere.