Pattaya Reports

[Mogwai]

I am little freaked out that fellow mongers cannot determine the sex of a late night pickup. Have these operations gotten so good that it isn't obvious. I can see mistaken idenity up to the room but the shower should tell all. If it doesn't then a few digits where the sun doesn't shine should raise some flags. Just my opinion and I hope I could be alert enough to see the real person I am with. Maybe some mongers are clouded and drunk when these encounters happen. Still, I hope it doesn't happen to me.

Do the test my friend and let us know your score; and be honest about it. My score was 9 out of 10 correctly.

http://www.bangkokdiaries.com/can-yo...-thai-ladyboy/

[Oosik]

Have these operations gotten so good that it isn't obvious.

That's exactly what the discussion is about. I think that cosmetically the art has reached a scary level. Given the numerous variables in pussy appearance with a couple sets of labia, a hood, etc. , if the surgery gets even close it could be accepted as just a variation. Inside, as Mogwai pointed out, is a different deal. Unless they can re-purpose some male muscles there there will be no gripping feeling, but that cannot be tested unless the girl allows pre-transaction fingering or is willing to hold a beer bottle up there for a prolonged period of time, hands-free. The latter method is frowned upon as the beer get warm.

[Feelz Good]

I am little freaked out that fellow mongers cannot determine the sex of a late night pickup. Have these operations gotten so good that it isn't obvious. I can see mistaken idenity up to the room but the shower should tell all. If it doesn't then a few digits where the sun doesn't shine should raise some flags. Just my opinion and I hope I could be alert enough to see the real person I am with. Maybe some mongers are clouded and drunk when these encounters happen. Still, I hope it doesn't happen to me.

To go just a bit farther off topic, this discussion has got me thinking, which is really never a good thing. Given that I am never emotionally involved with the sexual partner, the partner is really just a replacement for my hand. Okay, I know that that sounds cold, but it isn't meant as demeaning: Yes, she IS taking the place of my hand. So now I'm wondering what the functional difference would be between a very good post-op and the real thing. I'd guess that in at least 80% of my encounters in Thailand I'm fantasizing that I am actually with someone else, in some cases almost ANYONE else, anyway. If I can fantasize away rolls of fat and acres of tats, I'm sure I could fantasize away the occasional (I know this is going to get corrected to "why") "why" chromosome. I wouldn't go looking for it, but if I had the Mogwai Experience, I'd likely do the same. Doesn't matter: Had sex!

[Crocodilexp]

Can anybody confirm whether the Music Festival is over and the market-stall blockade of Beach Road is finally lifted? Are the Beach Road girls back at their workplace?

It's primarily that she did not seem to get very wet even after an extended period of DATY.

There are girls who simply don't get wet all that much (if at all), no matter what you do and how much they enjoy it. Actually, I find Thai women in general tend to get less wet than, say, the Chinese (accounting for both working and non-working girls).

[Tomasb]

Several weeks ago, I picked up a girl in a Bangkok club. We came back to my apartment and had very good sex though I noticed that she did not seem to get very wet for all the passion she was exhibiting. In fact, my condom had ripped at the top, which I attributed to her relative dryness. However, she indicated concern when she went to take the condom off and said something about seeing her doctor to make sure she was not pregnant.

Nevertheless, in the morning, when I had a better look at her in the hard light of day, I thought her facial feature seemed a bit manly. I also thought, upon further review, that her body did not look all that feminine. Finally, she left without asking for money -- almost a miracle in Bangkok.

But I have been wondering about all this. It's primarily that she did not seem to get very wet even after an extended period of DATY. Of course, I could be paranoid about it all and looking at the proverbial gift horse in the mouth. Her comments about seeing the doctor could have been legitimate. On the other hand, perhaps her comments were a ruse. In the end, I decided does it really matter? I have her number but unlikely I will do a repeat though my hand will have to wait.

To go just a bit farther off topic, this discussion has got me thinking, which is really never a good thing. Given that I am never emotionally involved with the sexual partner, the partner is really just a replacement for my hand. Okay, I know that that sounds cold, but it isn't meant as demeaning: Yes, she IS taking the place of my hand. So now I'm wondering what the functional difference would be between a very good post-op and the real thing. I'd guess that in at least 80% of my encounters in Thailand I'm fantasizing that I am actually with someone else, in some cases almost ANYONE else, anyway. If I can fantasize away rolls of fat and acres of tats, I'm sure I could fantasize away the occasional (I know this is going to get corrected to "why") "why" chromosome. I wouldn't go looking for it, but if I had the Mogwai Experience, I'd likely do the same. Doesn't matter: Had sex!

[Oosik]

To go just a bit farther off topic, this discussion has got me thinking, which is really never a good thing. Given that I am never emotionally involved with the sexual partner, the partner is really just a replacement for my hand. Okay, I know that that sounds cold, but it isn't meant as demeaning: Yes, she IS taking the place of my hand. So now I'm wondering what the functional difference would be between a very good post-op and the real thing. I'd guess that in at least 80% of my encounters in Thailand I'm fantasizing that I am actually with someone else, in some cases almost ANYONE else, anyway. If I can fantasize away rolls of fat and acres of tats, I'm sure I could fantasize away the occasional (I know this is going to get corrected to "why") "why" chromosome. I wouldn't go looking for it, but if I had the Mogwai Experience, I'd likely do the same. Doesn't matter: Had sex!

[Mogwai]

I don't know the specifics of the operations, like if there are more than one way of doing it. It certainly is a whole different situation than a boob job, but I can guarantee that I didn't recognize the best boob job I've ever seen. They can be that good with enough money. If the pussy jobs have reached the same level, I would have a hard time saying that I can tell from the feel, because what if I've done several and just didn't know it?

I do believe that the muscles should be a dead giveaway, but think of some starfish you've presumably had. I've had them with no real response (okay, I'll grant that maybe I'm a really lousy lay). Oh, great! Now you have me thinking about those starfish. Were they? ? ?

You are right, that's the point. Sometimes, when I think it's a post operated Girl, there is no action in the pussy. But as you said, it's the same with a starfish.
And Rain is really great in Sex!

Wasn't one enough?

To start with Rjsss212's question: the first one was about 15 years ago in Holland, my home country. She was a post-op Thai who got very good reviews on the Dutch monger site and I just wanted to try her once. She was indeed good but her pussy felt a bit strange. It didn't have the elasticity of a real pussy and it was too short for my dick. I could literally feel the end.

The second one I picked up from Beach Road last year. She looked female at first sight but in my room I got suspicious and she told me she was a post-op. She was very sweet and had given me a good blow job so I thought 'what the heck' and I fucked her as well. But her pussy looked and felt weird and was also very tight. Too tight to my taste.

Both girls needed lube and I think that might be a giveaway, beside a strange looking and feeling pussy. I don't think that pussy jobs have reached the same level as boob jobs yet.
Even a starfish will get wet (at least a little bit) from DATY and / or boom boom. Although there might be exceptions.

[ConquerorVal]

Can't wait to get some great sleep in my own bed.

Excellent reporting! Your effort is much appreciated! Have a well deserved rest back home!!

[TellAll]

Drained.

Met up with Mr. E and others at The Golf Club for steak night where they grill your choice of steak (or salmon) on a grill while you enjoy a big self-made salad. Located on LK Metro & recommended - http://www.golfclubpattaya.com/site/...clubhouse-menu.

Then went to Angelwitch for the 10 pm show. It's a great artistic show with nudity and a huge live snake. No cover, drink price about the same 130 baht, about 30 minutes long. Tipped a bunch of dancers 20 baht each. http://pattaya123.com/nightlife/go-go/angelwitch/.

Around 1130 a friend messaged that she was at ibar. I dropped the usual 2070 baht for a 70 CL Jack, 4 mixers, & a bucket of ice. The guy next to me had 2 x 4. 5 litre bottles of Grey Goose that he pays 32,000 baht, that's $1 k usd on each bottle every week! I enjoyed chatting with him. He tells me pays for drinks but never pays the girls.

After hanging out a few hours at ibar, I found this beach road 3 holer for 1 k ST. Turned into 2 k LT.

Last night was at P72 hotel on Walking Street for 750 baht for a huge but noisy room. Ear plugs mandatory. http://www.thepattayacity.com/P72Hotel/.

Flying home in a few hours on Thai Air Royal Silk Business Class which includes a massage in their Royal Orchid airport lounge. http://www.thaiairways.co.th/en/exp_...rchid_Spa.page.

Can't wait to get some great sleep in my own bed.

Eaten Steak at the golf club many times. Ribeye is great and price is good.

[Sushilover808]

Drained.

Met up with Mr. E and others at The Golf Club for steak night where they grill your choice of steak (or salmon) on a grill while you enjoy a big self-made salad. Located on LK Metro & recommended - http://www.golfclubpattaya.com/site/...clubhouse-menu.

Then went to Angelwitch for the 10 pm show. It's a great artistic show with nudity and a huge live snake. No cover, drink price about the same 130 baht, about 30 minutes long. Tipped a bunch of dancers 20 baht each. http://pattaya123.com/nightlife/go-go/angelwitch/.

Around 1130 a friend messaged that she was at ibar. I dropped the usual 2070 baht for a 70 CL Jack, 4 mixers, & a bucket of ice. The guy next to me had 2 x 4. 5 litre bottles of Grey Goose that he pays 32,000 baht, that's $1 k usd on each bottle every week! I enjoyed chatting with him. He tells me pays for drinks but never pays the girls.

After hanging out a few hours at ibar, I found this beach road 3 holer for 1 k ST. Turned into 2 k LT.

Last night was at P72 hotel on Walking Street for 750 baht for a huge but noisy room. Ear plugs mandatory. http://www.thepattayacity.com/P72Hotel/.

Flying home in a few hours on Thai Air Royal Silk Business Class which includes a massage in their Royal Orchid airport lounge. http://www.thaiairways.co.th/en/exp_...rchid_Spa.page.

Can't wait to get some great sleep in my own bed.

[Broxy]

I have a air ticket booked that takes me to Bangkok for a long weekend beginning of April.

But with the discrimination, fall in quality reports in Pattaya, I wonder whether I should stay put in Bangkok and avoid travelling further to Pattaya.

Senior can help with their take.

Last. Trip was June last year yes in Pattaya I found plenty of discrimination some blatant I. E. Members only rule for Indians or if you got in then poor or no service from staff and Gogo girls. But still. Overall. I had a great time but in Bangkok. I did not find same problem. I will not let my experience of discrimination put me off from returning in may this year I still have more tuning Pattaya I just avoid certain Gogo bars especially in Walking street.

[Kamsutra69]

I have a air ticket booked that takes me to Bangkok for a long weekend beginning of April.

But with the discrimination, fall in quality reports in Pattaya, I wonder whether I should stay put in Bangkok and avoid travelling further to Pattaya.

Senior can help with their take.

[Uncle Volodya]

. I did find some fabrics that might work for me, although their stock of fabrics seemed a bit dated, and my salesman, after discussing what I wanted, quoted me 1,000 THB for 1 shirt, 1,800 for 2, and 2,500 for 3 shirts. .

Sorry about your bad experience.

I had good luck at Ama and HiFi and can recommend them. Though I agree about the limited selection of fabrics for shirts. I think I may be getting my shirts done at the fabric market in Shanghai form now on. The selection there is huge! And the quality is great too. And they are much cheaper at around 10-12 USD per shirt if you order a few done.

If you end up going there I can recommend Joyce Tailor (google for her stall number).

Now lets get back back to discussing Poon!

Uncle-V.

[Rjsss212]

I have fucked two post-op transgenders and their 'pussies' didn't feel like a woman's pussy. It's nothing more than an inverted dick after all.

Wasn't one enough?

[David 2]

Yup that was me. Uncle V not Mr E. Haha. But I guess its easy to get confused.

I go back and visit Chris to get some stuff done every time I am in Pattaya. Last time I had them do some alterations on 2 Burberry suits I have. Excellent job and now the fit is amazing. Raja, Chris' head tailor did a fantastic job and only charged me 2 K for coat and pants.

How much did Chris charge for the suit you had made? I may get one done there next time. I have gotten plenty of shirts and pants but no suit yet.

Last time I also had a Linen suit done at HiFi tailor, a place Mr E recommended. Ama did not have the color fabric I wanted. He did the suit and 2 linen shirts for 6 K. Best quality linen. Not the cheap stuff. And great workmanship! I have received many complements on the suit and shirts.

I had a miserable experience at Michelle tailors on Beach Road on my last trip, and I was so mad that I wrote my first negative review on TripAdvisor.

I bought at least 3 custom shirts from the tailor in the lobby of my hotel, Areca Lodge, on each of my last six visits to Pattaya, and I've been very happy with the price, quality, fit, and service. They have always charged me 2,000 THB for 3 fine quality cotton shirts, which I think is a fair price. When I went to pick out some fabrics for some more shirts on this trip I realized that I have at least one shirt made of each of their fabrics, and I didn't want to have duplicates made since all of their shirts have lasted so well.

So I wanted to see if I could find some different shirt fabrics at another tailor, but since there are SO many tailors in town I decided to check out reviews before I went shopping. Michelle tailor on Beach Road had all 5 star reviews, so I decided to go check them out, even though I find it suspicious when all reviews of a place are perfect. I happened to walk by their store on my early morning walk, and they were open. I did find some fabrics that might work for me, although their stock of fabrics seemed a bit dated, and my salesman, after discussing what I wanted, quoted me 1,000 THB for 1 shirt, 1,800 for 2, and 2,500 for 3 shirts. I mentioned that their price was 25 percent higher than I was used to paying, and he started giving me reasons to justify their higher price. He told me that their fabrics, threads, buttons, and tailors were all of the finest quality, and if I ordered 3 shirts he would make them for 2,400 THB. I said that I would think about it for a day or two. I wanted to check out another shop or two to see if I could find some newer, more up to date fabrics that I liked better. He really wanted me to place an order at that moment, but I really wanted to think about it.

I really didn't find any newer fabrics at other shops; it seems that every tailor must use the same supplier, so I went back to Michelle to order the 3 shirts that I had selected the day before for 2,400 THB. They wrote up the order and asked for a 50 percent deposit of 1,800 THB. I said that 50 percent of 2,400 is 1,200; not 1,800! He said that the total for the 3 shirts came to 3,600 THB. I reminded him of our previous conversation, but he replied that the estimate was for an inferior grade of tailoring, buttons, fabric, and thread resulting in a shirt that would fall apart after 2 or 3 washings!

But, miraculously, for 50 percent more than he quoted me one day earlier, my shirts would be top quality and last nearly forever.

Needless to say, I turned around to walk out, and instead of honoring their price quote, they started yelling at me that I don't know anything about custom tailoring.

I've been wearing custom tailored clothes for almost 50 years. I've had suits, tuxedos, shirts and slacks made by some of the finest tailors in the US, Mexico City, London, and Hong Kong, so I know a bit about tailoring.

My advice is to stay away from these guys.