Pattaya Reports

[Broxy]

I have a air ticket booked that takes me to Bangkok for a long weekend beginning of April.

But with the discrimination, fall in quality reports in Pattaya, I wonder whether I should stay put in Bangkok and avoid travelling further to Pattaya.

Senior can help with their take.

Last. Trip was June last year yes in Pattaya I found plenty of discrimination some blatant I. E. Members only rule for Indians or if you got in then poor or no service from staff and Gogo girls. But still. Overall. I had a great time but in Bangkok. I did not find same problem. I will not let my experience of discrimination put me off from returning in may this year I still have more tuning Pattaya I just avoid certain Gogo bars especially in Walking street.

[Kamsutra69]

I have a air ticket booked that takes me to Bangkok for a long weekend beginning of April.

But with the discrimination, fall in quality reports in Pattaya, I wonder whether I should stay put in Bangkok and avoid travelling further to Pattaya.

Senior can help with their take.

[Uncle Volodya]

. I did find some fabrics that might work for me, although their stock of fabrics seemed a bit dated, and my salesman, after discussing what I wanted, quoted me 1,000 THB for 1 shirt, 1,800 for 2, and 2,500 for 3 shirts. .

Sorry about your bad experience.

I had good luck at Ama and HiFi and can recommend them. Though I agree about the limited selection of fabrics for shirts. I think I may be getting my shirts done at the fabric market in Shanghai form now on. The selection there is huge! And the quality is great too. And they are much cheaper at around 10-12 USD per shirt if you order a few done.

If you end up going there I can recommend Joyce Tailor (google for her stall number).

Now lets get back back to discussing Poon!

Uncle-V.

[Rjsss212]

I have fucked two post-op transgenders and their 'pussies' didn't feel like a woman's pussy. It's nothing more than an inverted dick after all.

Wasn't one enough?

[David 2]

Yup that was me. Uncle V not Mr E. Haha. But I guess its easy to get confused.

I go back and visit Chris to get some stuff done every time I am in Pattaya. Last time I had them do some alterations on 2 Burberry suits I have. Excellent job and now the fit is amazing. Raja, Chris' head tailor did a fantastic job and only charged me 2 K for coat and pants.

How much did Chris charge for the suit you had made? I may get one done there next time. I have gotten plenty of shirts and pants but no suit yet.

Last time I also had a Linen suit done at HiFi tailor, a place Mr E recommended. Ama did not have the color fabric I wanted. He did the suit and 2 linen shirts for 6 K. Best quality linen. Not the cheap stuff. And great workmanship! I have received many complements on the suit and shirts.

I had a miserable experience at Michelle tailors on Beach Road on my last trip, and I was so mad that I wrote my first negative review on TripAdvisor.

I bought at least 3 custom shirts from the tailor in the lobby of my hotel, Areca Lodge, on each of my last six visits to Pattaya, and I've been very happy with the price, quality, fit, and service. They have always charged me 2,000 THB for 3 fine quality cotton shirts, which I think is a fair price. When I went to pick out some fabrics for some more shirts on this trip I realized that I have at least one shirt made of each of their fabrics, and I didn't want to have duplicates made since all of their shirts have lasted so well.

So I wanted to see if I could find some different shirt fabrics at another tailor, but since there are SO many tailors in town I decided to check out reviews before I went shopping. Michelle tailor on Beach Road had all 5 star reviews, so I decided to go check them out, even though I find it suspicious when all reviews of a place are perfect. I happened to walk by their store on my early morning walk, and they were open. I did find some fabrics that might work for me, although their stock of fabrics seemed a bit dated, and my salesman, after discussing what I wanted, quoted me 1,000 THB for 1 shirt, 1,800 for 2, and 2,500 for 3 shirts. I mentioned that their price was 25 percent higher than I was used to paying, and he started giving me reasons to justify their higher price. He told me that their fabrics, threads, buttons, and tailors were all of the finest quality, and if I ordered 3 shirts he would make them for 2,400 THB. I said that I would think about it for a day or two. I wanted to check out another shop or two to see if I could find some newer, more up to date fabrics that I liked better. He really wanted me to place an order at that moment, but I really wanted to think about it.

I really didn't find any newer fabrics at other shops; it seems that every tailor must use the same supplier, so I went back to Michelle to order the 3 shirts that I had selected the day before for 2,400 THB. They wrote up the order and asked for a 50 percent deposit of 1,800 THB. I said that 50 percent of 2,400 is 1,200; not 1,800! He said that the total for the 3 shirts came to 3,600 THB. I reminded him of our previous conversation, but he replied that the estimate was for an inferior grade of tailoring, buttons, fabric, and thread resulting in a shirt that would fall apart after 2 or 3 washings!

But, miraculously, for 50 percent more than he quoted me one day earlier, my shirts would be top quality and last nearly forever.

Needless to say, I turned around to walk out, and instead of honoring their price quote, they started yelling at me that I don't know anything about custom tailoring.

I've been wearing custom tailored clothes for almost 50 years. I've had suits, tuxedos, shirts and slacks made by some of the finest tailors in the US, Mexico City, London, and Hong Kong, so I know a bit about tailoring.

My advice is to stay away from these guys.

[Awesome Man]

Hi all,

A little off topic I know. This is for you long term residence of the place I guess.

Anyone know of a good tailor in Pattaya where I can get some made to measure shirts done?

Thanks in advance,

Red

Me and my friends always go to Pauls Tailor on Soi 13/4, just 20 meters from Beach Road on the right side if you have BR behind you. We purchased clothes for more than 30.000 baht there in February, and I will go back there in July for some more shirts. Very satisfied.

[Beno69]

....I do believe that the muscles should be a dead giveaway, but think of some starfish you've presumably had. I've had them with no real Response...

You are right, that's the point. Sometimes, when I think it's a post operated Girl, there is no action in the pussy. But as you said, it's the same with a starfish.

And Rain is really great in Sex!

[Red Hawk]

Hi all,

A little off topic I know. This is for you long term residence of the place I guess.

Anyone know of a good tailor in Pattaya where I can get some made to measure shirts done?

Thanks in advance,

Red

[Oosik]

If the pussy feels like a pussy then it's most likely a real pussy. I have fucked two post-op transgenders and their 'pussies' didn't feel like a woman's pussy. It's nothing more than an inverted dick after all. It's not getting wet and they don't have pussy muscles that 'grab' your dick. It's a bit like sticking your dick in a garden hose (I suppose, I've never actually done that LOL!).

I don't know the specifics of the operations, like if there are more than one way of doing it. It certainly is a whole different situation than a boob job, but I can guarantee that I didn't recognize the best boob job I've ever seen. They can be that good with enough money. If the pussy jobs have reached the same level, I would have a hard time saying that I can tell from the feel, because what if I've done several and just didn't know it?

I do believe that the muscles should be a dead giveaway, but think of some starfish you've presumably had. I've had them with no real response (okay, I'll grant that maybe I'm a really lousy lay). Oh, great! Now you have me thinking about those starfish. Were they? ? ?

[Mogwai]

I had Rain sometimes 2-3 Years ago before she went to Qatar. I f... cked her many times. And her Service is really nice GFE plus A+ and everything nice I come 3 times in 90 Min.

- but I'm still not 100% sure if she always was a lady?? - If you have money and start early (12-14 years) they can make Ladies that are nearly impossible to find out, if they made Hormone therapy and operation. Of Course before she wrote on her Profile that she played Volley Ball. And there are also Girls in Europe with big feet and little bit man looking face. - but in Pattaya I'm very careful! - if you have fun and the pussy feels like a pussy. What's the problem?.

If the pussy feels like a pussy then it's most likely a real pussy. I have fucked two post-op transgenders and their 'pussies' didn't feel like a woman's pussy. It's nothing more than an inverted dick after all. It's not getting wet and they don't have pussy muscles that 'grab' your dick. It's a bit like sticking your dick in a garden hose (I suppose, I've never actually done that LOL!).

It also looks different but that's hard to explain. You can Google images of "transgender pussy" or something similar.

[Uncle Volodya]

I agree! Ignorance can be bliss!

Great report as always, my friend. The mishaps with the dolphins ah me in stitches! Hilarious. Thanks for the chuckles.

And the info on the bars is very useful. I hope your intel is still relevant by the time I am back in August.

[Oosik]

- if you have fun and the pussy feels like a pussy. What's the problem?.

I agree! Ignorance can be bliss!

[Beno69]

....She is tall, outright towering in her heels. This might, especially in Thailand, beg a question, but I ultimately examined everything VERY closely and I'm certain she is a she and always has been...

I had Rain sometimes 2-3 Years ago before she went to Qatar. I f... cked her many times. And her Service is really nice GFE plus A+ and everything nice I come 3 times in 90 Min.

- but I'm still not 100% sure if she always was a lady?? - If you have money and start early (12-14 years) they can make Ladies that are nearly impossible to find out, if they made Hormone therapy and operation. Of Course before she wrote on her Profile that she played Volley Ball. And there are also Girls in Europe with big feet and little bit man looking face. - but in Pattaya I'm very careful! - if you have fun and the pussy feels like a pussy. What's the problem?.

[Sushilover808]

Worn out & ready to go home.

Slept till past noon & lounged in the hotel till after sunset then went out to see the Pattaya Music Festival. I walked the mile from Walking Street to Soi 6 to check out all the music, vendors and girls on the road. The main stage was even more busy than last night but lots of fun. On the way back, I walked thru Soi 6 but it seemed quieter than usual. Stopped at AMEXSPG's hangout, Toilet Bar, for a water & few minutes rest. AMEX's girl was dancing there. I was getting messages to meet friends at ibar so I headed out.

Almost back to Walking Street, I found this 3 hole provider for 1 k ST on Beach Road. Wanted LT but she was tired. Great service so I tipped a couple hundred for CIM. A couple K for drinks & partying with the girls at ibar & I was done. Home for the night.

Last night tonight. Meetup anyone? Call or text me. Texting is better as sometimes I don't hear the phone. 090-201-7927.

[Oosik]

Sugar Baby and Windmill: I may as well address them as one as they are almost indistinguishable from each other. The Devil's Dens of the clubs. In their defense I will say that I never saw a domesticated animal on stage, though in some cases it might be hard to determine. The tell is that most animals have just an identification tattoo, if that, not several square feet of them. So score one for them over a club I went to in the States that did feature a domesticated animal. Full disclosure: It was my dog. He knew the dancer. I had to get him off of there fast because (a) the management didn't seem happy, and (b) he could easily have gotten hooked on the money he had a couple dollars stuffed in his collar.

They had the showers running, at least one lesbian show in addition apiece, and of course ample opportunities for close up inspections. They should have stirrups. That position has got to get tiring. One girl sat with legs up and spread for about a song and a half as an Asian guy fulfilled his gynecologist fantasy. If his fingers didn't still smell of fish from lunch, they certainly did after that. In both cases the lesbian shows were really, really realistic. They had expressions just like the "O" faces of girls I screw. That look they have when they aren't texting friends or asking me if I'm in or done. The funniest ones were a pair at the Windmill: They were sitting facing each other, one's legs lying across the other's, the position you would be in if you sat up while the girl was riding cowgirl, except not nearly as intimate: Their privates were at least a foot apart. There was little or no movement of anything but their mouths. They were having a long, casual conversation about whatever, and my money is on that it wasn't about sex. Okay, this was little different from the other acts I saw, except in one funny aspect: Early on the waitress had sat someone at the prime spot: The Asian gynecologist seat at the end of the stage, maybe a foot and a half behind the one girl's behind. Butt. I mean but, that was all he saw: A relatively flat, shapeless ass squished down on the stage so he couldn't even see the goodies. For the entire set. Lame.

Peppermint. Very average dancers. Really not much else to say. Sucks when I can't embellish!

Moving to LK Metro, Crystal: Generally average or above girls, one with the cutest butt dimples. There was a guy with a dancer a few feet to my left. They spent all her non-stage time enmeshed in a writhing ball, with various appendages poking out at all points of the compass. It was more passionate snuggling than sex, but somehow I felt I should be wearing a condom. When she was on stage he would madly puff cigarettes to make up for lost time. Inspired, I asked the waitress to fetch me a cute young lady who had just gotten off stage, but she couldn't find her. This happened earlier in Angeles. How scary am I?

Lady Love: The winner of the Tats And Silicone per dancer competition for this trip. Also won the award for the Longest and Thickest Nipples on a Dancer. Those things looked like my little fingers. I found myself staring, trying to determine if they were just nips or if she had some appurtenances on them. I think they were all her. You'd really need eye protection if you BF'ed her to a cool hotel room unless you wanted that rakish eye patch look.

Amethyst: Pretty impressive lineup of dancers. Only one or two who were not at least pleasant to look at. Several above average sized pairs of tits, either original equipment or damned good replacements: Nice jiggle action. They have the fireman's poles entry to the stage like Angelwitch, but this has a darker side: They look like they have a rudimentary second floor that could be used for seating, and that enables the tossing of bills and balls, and that produces those outright painful screams, as I mentioned (okay, make that "rambled on about at great length") in my Angeles write-up. And they really don't need that, anyway: A couple of times apparently spontaneous screaming broke out. No reason to aggravate the situation.

Showgirls: It seemed the most crowded of the LK Metro clubs I visited that night, but I couldn't fathom why: Average, at best, dancers. Maybe they just have a crappy seating arrangement. Note to Management: The '70's called they want their disco balls back. Holy crap! A couple looked like Pluto got glammed up and hung from the ceiling. Huge! Probably meant for two or three floor discos.

Queen: Utterly average dancers, a main stage, a naked girl on a side stage, and the puzzle stage: A carpeted stage in the corner that seemed populated only by girls in coyote outfits who just lay there lounging around. I couldn't tell if it was a break area or an active stage.

Kaos: A smaller bar with quite attractive dancers. A strange experience. I may have arrived a few minutes before opening time, but the door was open, so in I went. No one was on stage, but they happily sold me a Coke. To avoid the awkwardness of sitting there staring at the walls I randomly chose a nearby dancer for a LD. We chatted for a while but then she sort of ignored me and stared past my shoulder. Rude. I looked back. The mamasan was doing the evening briefing. It went on for a while. One thing was the rotation. They have five small one or maybe two person stages. The girls move from one to the next between songs. What could be simpler? It turned out that they didn't really do the simplest version. There were some weird quirks like the final stage was not an end one but one in the middle.

After a long, increasingly emotional ending to the talk, right about the time I expected the woman to bellow, "This is Sparta!" they broke into applause and I got the attention of my LD back. Okay, maybe not Sparta. Probably more like a 6 AM experience I had in Wal-Mart. I walked by a meeting at the entrance to the store as I headed for the electronics area. One guy was spewing some sales numbers. A few minutes later the eerie silence of the early morning was shattered by, "W!" WTF? Then came, "A!. L!. M!. A!. Are!. T! WAL-MART! WAL-MART! WAL-MART!" followed by wild cheering. I couldn't tell if the clerk left to man the department was sad that he wasn't invited or just really, really embarrassed.

Then it was stage time. The entire complement mounted. There was at least one tiny stage with four girls perched precariously on it. The vague swaying that passes as dancing at most Thai clubs would look almost frenetic in comparison to the show. No one seemed to dare move for fear of falling. Then it turned out this was roll call. The mamasan walked along counting heads and making notes, then released the masses, leaving a girl per stage. I've seen that somewhere before, but I can't place where.

Some of the entertainment was watching the girls in those huge shoes making the step from one stage to the next. I wonder how many get carted off by the end of the night. Scarier for me were the baskets of balls. With the tiny stages those things, and the pursuing dancers, are going to go everywhere.

But overall a good experience, sadly to be followed by.

The Office: Ugly girls. The blessing was that the place was a little bigger but did not cram an extra row of seating so the seats were farther away from the stage, sparing one some of the horror. Almost immediately I got approached by two dancers who were sub-par even for that establishment. I took a few gulps of my water, stuck a bill in the check-bin and fled.

I love Pattaya. I still give BKK the edge because of the variety of non-bar services available, but for a few days it is great. I'll likely include it in all future trips. But it was time to leave for my airport hotel, a quick side-trip back into BKK proper, and, sadly, home. But that is a much better story than this rather dry review, and I'll get it posted in the BKK thread as soon as this goes.