Pattaya Reports

[Wolvenvacht]

The minivan will make every possible stop and even slow down to look for passengers. Avoid unless no other choice, better wait 1 HR for the next direct bus.

And when they are not stopping they are driving like they are chased by some demon out of hell. Furthermore they have absolutely NO space to put any luggage. All space is strictly "passengers only" to maximize their income.

[World Travel 69]

I am putting together a list for my trip.

I did a search for this bar you mentioned.

It says it is the number one Lady Boy bar?

After all this talk about lowered quality, I decided to start my evening directly at Sensations to see if I could still pull a hot chick out of a go-go bar and have good sex with her. As you get in, you walk past a bunch of girls who are waiting to get on stage. One of them peeled off her table and tried to put her hooks on me. I smiled and said I was just here to have a beer, then I made sure I got a seat without her. I thought that was a bit abrupt for my taste.

First set of girls dancing, nobody caught my eye. There were even some fat ones. Have they no shame wiggling their folds? Then after a while, some new ones came up, and I immediately noticed one in fishnet stockings. She was the only one like that. I thought that was sexy. She was skinny, 41 kilos for 1 m55, about 25 years old, fairly white skin. I caught her eye and hand-signaled her to come sit next to me have a drink, but she just smiled and kept on dancing.

I looked at her again a few times, but she was still ignoring me, and I felt I was starting to come across as desperate, so I tried reverse psychology and concentrated my attention on the other girls, not looking in her direction once. Sure enough, she popped out of nowhere and said Hello, even though her turn to dance was not finished. The games you've got to play with those girls!

Turned out her name was Cara and her wristband said #38. She said she was a Coyote, and her lady drink was printed as a Coyote Drink on the bill. Her English was really good. She had to leave Pattaya before 3 am to catch a taxi and be back in Bangkok before 6 am. Since she had no visible means of support, I assume the boyfriend who pays her rent was coming back in town. Poor guy probably has no clue she's been banging horny strangers like me behind his back.

On the positive side, her extra-curricular activities are for a worthy cause: to get fake tits. I felt it was my duty to chip in, so I barfined her at 1500 THB. She asked 3000 for short time, which I thought was a bit steep, but she was really beautiful, and I don't get a free night in Pattaya often enough, so what the heck. Sex was really good. She had an amazing body, and we had a good connection. I'm not saying it was the best bang for the buck, but life is too short to bang girls who are not stunners.

The good thing about not shopping around for the best possible deal is that I managed to keep it a three-beer, 1:30 am in bed kind of night, including some good live rock-and-roll at the Hot Tuna Bar. My liver is thankful.

[Uncle Volodya]

You have some game. Get on we chat now and you will make instant connections in Pattaya.

You may want to try Tagged or Badoo. Find a girls start chatting and then switch the conversation to Line Viber or Wechat.

I was chatting with plenty of girls like this before my tip. However, I never actually got around to meeting any of them in real life as I got caught up with girls I met in the clubs, street, BR etc.

But the potential is certainly there. Especially if you are after freebies. I actually dn't mind paying as I have more money than time when I am in Patts. Online games take up a lot of the latter (as well as the former too). And the girls rarely look as good as in their online profiles (though there are some exceptions).

Stay horny my friend.

UNcle V.

[Member #4591]

Hmm it's been 10 days since I came to Pattaya I hooked up with two Thai chick and no money was involved just couple of drinks it's hard, but not impossible I hit all the clubs in walking street but got lucky only in Mixx club, it's very hard lotta walking, dancing ghosh! I missed couple of hot one was too drunk another one some Russian guy snatched away from me! God damn I hate him!!

1st day in Pattaya was a disaster as I was perplexed didn't know where to go even though I went to all clubs the regular Russians tourist was so rude with me later I came to know they don't like brown skin!! I speak Russian I live in Goa have so many Russian friends! So hooking up with Russian girls was easy!! Trust me I have a very funny Russian accent! But I'm in Thailand I want only Thai chicks!!

2nd day I hooked up with a chubby smiley girl she was a ho, she had braces, she looks even better without her make up!! She was. A disaster in bed! She kept complaining about everything, she wanted to finish fast and sleep I told her to fuck off and sleep at your own house, she had the worst pussy smell it was so yuck I couldn't bear it I told her to leave we agreed 2 k for full night I didn't care I politely offered her money and told to dress up and offered to drop her to drop her home but she took taxi she works in Mixx she is cute Thai chick with braces I don't remember her name she comes to mixx club after. 1.30 in the night usually wears a red halter dress avoid her worst pussy smell ever! I go to the club everyday in the night most days she wears red!! Avoid her.

Rest of the days are a hit and a miss!! Beach road girls (cute girls) quotes 2 k for st last year it was 700 bht, walking street has the worst looking girls these days and mostly Russians I like Soi 6 better, cute girls ya you heard it right cute sweet looking girls work there I hooked up with a 8/10! Thanks to ISG otherwise I would never know about Soi 6!

I visited dream teen Pattaya massage they were so rude when I asked about the chicks in the website the receptionist don't even understand English so I left!! Any pointers how to approach them. ? It's near pp massage.

I have a mixed feeling about Pattaya I won't come back here unless and until I turn 50 and above!

Thanks ISG senior members for posting valuable info over here!! Three days left then I'm back to Bangkok!!

You have some game. Get on we chat now and you will make instant connections in Pattaya.

[Old New Guy]

I have noticed these vans at Ekkamai, wasn't aware they were available for the same fare. In any case, I find the bus for 134 baht very comfortable (with air conditioning) and much safer.

The minivan will make every possible stop and even slow down to look for passengers. Avoid unless no other choice, better wait 1 HR for the next direct bus.

[ActionOriented]

It was a elongated Toyota van. I say little because they packed us in like sardines! There's actually bigger buses too but this one was leaving right away, so I took it. The AC was not working that good in the van and so therefore the van had 2 fans working on the ceiling of it.

Still good value.

I have noticed these vans at Ekkamai, wasn't aware they were available for the same fare. In any case, I find the bus for 134 baht very comfortable (with air conditioning) and much safer.

[TwoTimeTed]

My judgement may have been compromised by Chang, LEO and San Miguel Light beer, do they put something extra in that beer, cause I get buzzed fast on it!

Anyways, I was getting hammered the other night walking the streets of Pattaya. I stopped at Wonderful Bar on 2nd Rd. I seem to prefer 2nd Rd for mongering, bars are everywhere and the girls too.

So as I was bar hopping and getting drunk, I stopped a Wonderful Bar and pretty much hooked up with a bar girl. Bar fine was 300 baht and she wanted 1000 baht for LT. So I took her to my place. She was 40 years old, great body, not so much in looks. So she wanted to stay with me through the day, so I made her my guide. I kind of felt embarrassed when I see other older gentlemen with younger hotter girls and I got this gal who wouldn't leave me and kept holding my hand as we walked.

Anyways she told me she lives in squalor conditions, no AC and small room. To her it was a treat to sleep in AC room. She said she pays about 3000 baht per month (100 USD). So by afternoon we did the duty again and she had to go back to work and she finally left.

She said the words 'up to you' many times. She has a nice body and no tattoos (which I like), she was very GFE. I wonder if other girls in these bars go for 1000 baht, we'll see.

[TwoTimeTed]

Was it a small van? If so, how many seats? How full was the van? And did the AC work well enough?

It was a elongated Toyota van. I say little because they packed us in like sardines! There's actually bigger buses too but this one was leaving right away, so I took it. The AC was not working that good in the van and so therefore the van had 2 fans working on the ceiling of it.

Still good value.

[Phordphan]

Very good advice above. Negotiate price and services before getting to your hotel. My newbie mistake 2 yrs ago was assuming that most girls know the "deal". My first night I had a coyote (I think) and she was fine with 3 shots (2 at night and one in the morning). But then next night I took back a gogo girl and after good chemistry, laughs, fun, 2 shots, she was ready to go and told me for her LT = 2 shots. Awkward, but she was a very nice person and it was my fault for not doing a standard pre-interview.

Heading back to Pattaya in a couple of weeks! Chinese new year coming up. Hope it's not too crowded. Haha.

Wow. The scams just never stop. LT is ALWAYS defined as overnight. The time they leave in the morning may vary, but it is always overnight. LT = 2 shots is the most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard. I hope you only paid her for short time.

[IAmRamesh86]

Hmm it's been 10 days since I came to Pattaya I hooked up with two Thai chick and no money was involved just couple of drinks it's hard, but not impossible I hit all the clubs in walking street but got lucky only in Mixx club, it's very hard lotta walking, dancing ghosh! I missed couple of hot one was too drunk another one some Russian guy snatched away from me! God damn I hate him!!

1st day in Pattaya was a disaster as I was perplexed didn't know where to go even though I went to all clubs the regular Russians tourist was so rude with me later I came to know they don't like brown skin!! I speak Russian I live in Goa have so many Russian friends! So hooking up with Russian girls was easy!! Trust me I have a very funny Russian accent! But I'm in Thailand I want only Thai chicks!!

2nd day I hooked up with a chubby smiley girl she was a ho, she had braces, she looks even better without her make up!! She was. A disaster in bed! She kept complaining about everything, she wanted to finish fast and sleep I told her to fuck off and sleep at your own house, she had the worst pussy smell it was so yuck I couldn't bear it I told her to leave we agreed 2 k for full night I didn't care I politely offered her money and told to dress up and offered to drop her to drop her home but she took taxi she works in Mixx she is cute Thai chick with braces I don't remember her name she comes to mixx club after. 1.30 in the night usually wears a red halter dress avoid her worst pussy smell ever! I go to the club everyday in the night most days she wears red!! Avoid her.

Rest of the days are a hit and a miss!! Beach road girls (cute girls) quotes 2 k for st last year it was 700 bht, walking street has the worst looking girls these days and mostly Russians I like Soi 6 better, cute girls ya you heard it right cute sweet looking girls work there I hooked up with a 8/10! Thanks to ISG otherwise I would never know about Soi 6!

I visited dream teen Pattaya massage they were so rude when I asked about the chicks in the website the receptionist don't even understand English so I left!! Any pointers how to approach them. ? It's near pp massage.

I have a mixed feeling about Pattaya I won't come back here unless and until I turn 50 and above!

Thanks ISG senior members for posting valuable info over here!! Three days left then I'm back to Bangkok!!

[Breadman]

I went from Nana to Ekeimmai Station on the BTS. You can see the bus station from the BTS train. Went to their version of the Greyhound Deport and bought a ticket to Pattaya for 130 baht ($4 USD). In 10 minutes I was boarding the little van with my luggage.

Was it a small van? If so, how many seats? How full was the van? And did the AC work well enough?

[TwoTimeTed]

After going to Sabai Dee and saw the talent and price (2000 and 2400 baht) I headed to Honey 2 Massage just a block away. Prices were 1800 and 2200.

I took a stunner from the 1800 crowd, number 420.

Nice ass, face and body. She was lackluster but she was okay. No BBBJ, she did a CBJ and I didn't object. Overall I banged a real cutie with a great body for 55 USD, can't complain.

This area should be renamed to North Tokyo or North Japan. Infested by them.

I might try Honey Massage on Soi 11 and Second Rd, heard that was good.

[Old New Guy]

Getting to Pattaya from Bangkok.

While in Bangkok, I see many tours and taxis and stands all offering transportation to Pattaya at the average rate of 1500 baht about $46 USD (32.50 per dollar).

Bargaining hard, a taxi to the airport can still be found for Bt 800. Add Bt 100 for tolls one way and that's it.

[TwoTimeTed]

Getting to Pattaya from Bangkok.

While in Bangkok, I see many tours and taxis and stands all offering transportation to Pattaya at the average rate of 1500 baht about $46 USD (32.50 per dollar).

I went from Nana to Ekeimmai Station on the BTS. You can see the bus station from the BTS train. Went to their version of the Greyhound Deport and bought a ticket to Pattaya for 130 baht ($4 USD). In 10 minutes I was boarding the little van with my luggage.

The driver was okay until we got on the above ground freeway, where this guy took off like superman, but then again, everyone was driving crazy. Got to Pattaya North Road bus depot and the driver asked us all where we are going. Most answered Beach Road or Walking St. So he went that way and dripped off each party to their location along Beach Rd.

The buses operate every 30 minutes from Ekimma Station from 8 am to 8 pm according to the driver.

About the way back, I guess I need to get to North Pattaya Rd to the bus depot and last one back to Bangkok is 11 pm according to driver.

[OfficialKnight]

Seriously?

It was a newbie question, I admitted that.