Pattaya Reports

[TwoTimeTed]

Getting to Pattaya from Bangkok.

While in Bangkok, I see many tours and taxis and stands all offering transportation to Pattaya at the average rate of 1500 baht about $46 USD (32.50 per dollar).

I went from Nana to Ekeimmai Station on the BTS. You can see the bus station from the BTS train. Went to their version of the Greyhound Deport and bought a ticket to Pattaya for 130 baht ($4 USD). In 10 minutes I was boarding the little van with my luggage.

The driver was okay until we got on the above ground freeway, where this guy took off like superman, but then again, everyone was driving crazy. Got to Pattaya North Road bus depot and the driver asked us all where we are going. Most answered Beach Road or Walking St. So he went that way and dripped off each party to their location along Beach Rd.

The buses operate every 30 minutes from Ekimma Station from 8 am to 8 pm according to the driver.

About the way back, I guess I need to get to North Pattaya Rd to the bus depot and last one back to Bangkok is 11 pm according to driver.

[OfficialKnight]

Seriously?

It was a newbie question, I admitted that.

[Uncle Volodya]

I see some posts stating the girl spent the night. Is that common for the girls to spend the night or do you state that you what her to stay before hand? Sorry for the newbie question.

Seriously?

[OfficialKnight]

Spending the night is commonly called "long time". The usual scenario is two pops before going to sleep and one more after waking up.

Of course it is more expensive than "short time" which is usually one pop only.

And indeed (unless you are an old hand, well-known to the girls) you always want to make certain what you agreed: price, services requested and time.

Okay thank you. So I'm assuming just to be safe if you want more pops, you should also agree on that before hand?

[WrinkleFree]

Spending the night is commonly called "long time". The usual scenario is two pops before going to sleep and one more after waking up.

Of course it is more expensive than "short time" which is usually one pop only.

And indeed (unless you are an old hand, well-known to the girls) you always want to make certain what you agreed: price, services requested and time.

Very good advice above. Negotiate price and services before getting to your hotel. My newbie mistake 2 yrs ago was assuming that most girls know the "deal". My first night I had a coyote (I think) and she was fine with 3 shots (2 at night and one in the morning). But then next night I took back a gogo girl and after good chemistry, laughs, fun, 2 shots, she was ready to go and told me for her LT = 2 shots. Awkward, but she was a very nice person and it was my fault for not doing a standard pre-interview.

Heading back to Pattaya in a couple of weeks! Chinese new year coming up. Hope it's not too crowded. Haha.

[LittleBigMan]

I tried honey 2 couple times on my visit last year and enjoyed both times. My advise to you thou is to visit all three soapies near Big see and check out their line up. They are all of walking distance to each other.

No matter which one you pick, whether it be a soapy, legit or not legit massage, beer bar girl or go go? It is not the establishment it all ends up to be the provider!

Like everything take your time. I would try Sabai first, and if it turns out to be so so or bad, don't give up there, keep your mine open to try again at some point.

As for Non-legit. There are many all over the place, again it is the provider not the establishment! But if you want a greater % of getting what you want. Try Paradise and the place right next door. I've found these two to have the best looking and no LB. Most popular on Soi Honey, They charge 1200? Usually for FS, they do outcalls, and if you play your cards right they will take the day off for ST / LT too.

[Mer Zues]

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Might do a soapy, but which one? Too many massage places and I don't want a legit massage. Suggestions with names?

I tried honey 2 couple times on my visit last year and enjoyed both times. My advise to you thou is to visit all three soapies near Big see and check out their line up. They are all of walking distance to each other.

[Wolvenvacht]

I see some posts stating the girl spent the night. Is that common for the girls to spend the night or do you state that you what her to stay before hand? Sorry for the newbie question.

Spending the night is commonly called "long time". The usual scenario is two pops before going to sleep and one more after waking up.

Of course it is more expensive than "short time" which is usually one pop only.

And indeed (unless you are an old hand, well-known to the girls) you always want to make certain what you agreed: price, services requested and time.

[ActionOriented]

I see some posts stating the girl spent the night. Is that common for the girls to spend the night or do you state that you what her to stay before hand? Sorry for the newbie question.

In a GoGo or a bar, the girl will make it clear whether she is going short time (an hour or two) or long time (means the night). With freelancers, typically they go long time, but if you aren't sure, you can always confirm with the girl before sealing the deal.

BTW, it is always up to you. But different prices are applicable in both cases.

[ActionOriented]

I walked past Boys Town. Is that a ladyboy area? Or just their cute name for the area?

Might do a soapy, but which one? Too many massage places and I don't want a legit massage. Suggestions with names?

Boyztown might have a couple of LB bars, but I think it has gay bars / clubs. Have read good reviews on Sabai Dee / Sabai Room. Disclaimer, I haven't yet tried any soapy in Pattaya.

[OfficialKnight]

I see some posts stating the girl spent the night. Is that common for the girls to spend the night or do you state that you what her to stay before hand? Sorry for the newbie question.

[TwoTimeTed]

Walking Street.

You guys weren't kidding about the crowds here. A lot of Asian tourists, I can't tell them apart, but was Chinese and Japanese with the leaders holding flags or a sign or doing the Hitler arm stretch.

I was walking in back of one group only to get entangled with the next one in front of them and all the way through.

Time to have some beers until there was a break in the action.

I talked to a bargirl at Frog's and told me BF was 500 baht for her. Didn't do it.

I walked past Boys Town. Is that a ladyboy area? Or just their cute name for the area?

I saw a lot of women on Beach Road on the beach side of the road. I got really drunk by this time and ended up going to my room at Ozo alone.

Might do a soapy, but which one? Too many massage places and I don't want a legit massage. Suggestions with names?

[Phordphan]

Mr. 7565:

Welcome to the ISG. I'm sure you will find the gentlemen who frequent this web site very knowledgeable and more than willing to send you private messages, since apparently you are too busy and / or important to read previous posts regarding where to stay and where to find girls.

I will get the ball rolling. With respect to lodging at an "economical price," I recommend the Lake Villa Resort. Since you are too busy and / or important to do your own research I took the liberty of checking the rate on Agoda and I see they are offering a rate of 423 baht per night for their "studio" room, which can accommodate yourself and two of your friends. (You are all staying in the same room to save money, correct?) I think you'll enjoy the Lake Villa Resort, mostly for its very convenient location to places where you can "full night service." It's also a short stroll to Walking Street!

http://www.lakevillapattaya.com/index.html

If you are interested in a "holiday sex package" look no further than Soi 6/1. Note well that Soi 6/1 is *not* the same as Soi 6. Soi 6/1 runs parallel to Soi 6, but just a few meters to the south. Anyway, if you take a stroll along Soi 6/1 you will find many "good girls for fun. " And they are not shy about offering you the full "PACKAGE," if you know what I mean! (Ha. Ha.) If you are not familiar with Pattaya, or perhaps you are too busy and / or important to read the reports already posted on ISG, you should know advances in nutrition and health in Thailand in the recent past mean that the "good girls" you will find on Soi 6/1 will be taller than you would expect, with a more "athletic" physique. If you go with them for the "holiday sex PACKAGE" I am sure you will be delighted (and surprised) by the experience.

If you have any other questions, please feel free to PM me as I really enjoy answering queries from guys who are apparently too busy and / or important to read the posts that already exist on the board. And when you visit Pattaya, be sure to post a trip report. The brothers are always interested in learning more about the absolute cheapest place to stay for them and their mates, plus of course the holiday sex packages.

Yours very truly,

Bunky

ROFLMAO.

Nice one, Bunky. Too bad he can't PM.

[Mr Enternational]

Queen Victoria.

[LittleBigMan]

Dear all,

Do we have any holiday sex package in Pattaya.

Please PM me for any information.

Thanks

You don't need a sex tour package, as mentioned read some of the reports here. Then Google a map or something and get a view and lay out of Pattaya.

Then just book a room on Soi 6, what is that Brit hotel name now? Got it on the tip of my tongue? You can do you tour there 24/7 up and down that Soi until your dick drop off. Across from Soi 6, on 2nd road you can try a number of Soapy Massages. I had a friend stay there years ago, He basically went out on the balcony and waved the girls to his place. When he got hungry he had room services. Can be a little noisy and stay off Soi 6/1 unless that is your thing.

If you are hungry, there is the Big see, shopping center. You can eat poor or rich, that can be done just off Soi 6, at many of the independent eating places like Big Mac. The road is also line with Beer Bars to check out. To give yourself a break there are a number of Thai massages places and Pharmacies on Soi 6, and 2nd Road.

At night once you feel comfortable, walk down to the Beach Rd, catch a Songthaw for 10 baht, To Walking St. Can't miss it once the Songthaw turns right get off. You will also see a bunch of Beer Bars and if you want some food. Walking pass the Beer Bars down the walkway and there is Beergarden, good and reasonable food and prices. When done walk back up from Beach Road and catch the Songthaw back again 10 Baht.

If you like this area, then rebook your tour in Walking Street, many low and high budget places to stay, and do rest of your tour there.

Good luck,