Pattaya Reports

[LuvAsianTang]

Thanks, LBM. I've walked past Eden Massage many times but never gone in. I'll give it a try when I'm there in January.

Many thanks,

SW4.

I've had some great massages at the end of soi buakhao and central pattaya road. There are a few very small massage shops there that offer thai for 100 bht and its legitimate. They also offer oi' massage at I think about 150 or 200 bht. At these prices the girls don't make much so I always tip them at least 100 bht.

It's definitely worth a go.

LAT.

[Run Mann]

As the thread title. And I am not a racist guy BUT. When I am wanting a real massage, I pick a shop where I you can often see the customers laid back and either just quiet or even maybe asleep (I have myself dozed off).

It becomes a complete wasted hour when some hoard (certain nationalities, often travel in groups) come in, demand discount on a bulk order (or not) but then settle onto the mats or chairs. Then it gets worse, as they don't shut up and disturb the tranquility of the place.

If this is in the same drab as the spitting Chinese. Sorry this is my rant. If any of you reading this and know who you are. Please know how to keep your manners!!

You'd get better results by addressing this with the shop owner/manager than by doing it here where those people you're ranting about are so unlikely to be reading your rant.

[Nixonbd]

The Coconut Bar is all yours. I have been going to Pattaya for 35+ years, never saw much on Beach Road that I cared for.

But then again, I'm not a cheap charlie either; to each their own.

I've seen some good lookers on Beach Road as I make my way to WS, but usually too early in the evening for me to make a move. I've also picked up one or two on the way back to the hotel alone, never had any issues. Just no mamason to complain to if something goes wrong.

[Phordphan]

The Coconut Bar is all yours. I have been going to Pattaya for 35+ years, never saw much on Beach Road that I cared for.

But then again, I'm not a cheap charlie either; to each their own.

Tom, did they ban you from Coconut bar, too??

[TomJackin]

Not really, for the fans of Beach Road.

The Coconut Bar is all yours. I have been going to Pattaya for 35+ years, never saw much on Beach Road that I cared for.

But then again, I'm not a cheap charlie either; to each their own.

[Opebo]

Beach Road might suck, but there is so much more to this town then one fucking road!

Not really, for the fans of Beach Road. Its just not a group that's going to get much enjoyment out of going to bars or go-gos. You know the old saying - "if you want to fuck someone, go to beach road, if you want to get fucked, go to the bars or go-gos" - truer now than ever with the outrageous prices being charged. In fairness the Beach also isn't as cheap as it once was, and its possible the decline in quality and service is even more severe there than in other venues, but the deciding factor is that when you go to a bar you have to waste time and money sitting there buying an unwanted Coke just to look at 5-15 girls. No thanks.

[MilesToGo]

..cut........ some Indian guy must have pissed off management....cut......

Generally, I do not have any favourites in terms of massage shops and whenever I feel like a legitimate massage, I walk into any of the hundred shops around Pattaya which has the sign of a foot at the entrance which kind of sets out how massages are therapeutic etc. It's not a sure shot way of avoiding being hassled for extras but I have not been troubled so far. Even managed a clean massage on soi 6 relying on this technique.

As the thread title. And I am not a racist guy BUT. When I am wanting a real massage, I pick a shop where I you can often see the customers laid back and either just quiet or even maybe asleep (I have myself dozed off).

It becomes a complete wasted hour when some hoard (certain nationalities, often travel in groups) come in, demand discount on a bulk order (or not) but then settle onto the mats or chairs. Then it gets worse, as they don't shut up and disturb the tranquility of the place.

If this is in the same drab as the spitting Chinese. Sorry this is my rant. If any of you reading this and know who you are. Please know how to keep your manners!!

[SirWilliam4]

I use a few legit places but mostly likely it is not even close in your area of stay! If you are near Soi Buakhao, LK. Metro. I hear that Eden Massage on Soi Diana is pretty good for legit. I have not use it but one of my friends stays down there and does on a regular basis mostly oil.

Thanks, LBM. I've walked past Eden Massage many times but never gone in. I'll give it a try when I'm there in January.

Many thanks,

SW4.

[Member #4698]

This video featuring some Devil's Den girls is what Christmas should be all about; good cheer and not about jacked up prices or idiotic Chinese tourist hordes clogging up Walking Street. Anyway, it made me smile. Happy 2015!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJCu...ature=youtu.be

[Pipe Layer99]

Sometimes I simply want a good, legitimate massage.
.... So far, however, I've not found such a place in Pattaya.

All recommendations greatly appreciated.
SW4.

The massage place attached to the LK Renaisance hotel on Soi Diana is good.

[LittleBigMan]

Thanks for the heads up LBM. Some of these places I didn't know so I will check them out if Beach Road sucks.

Here is my take on FL, last night and I might have to correct some of my statements. I do not walk around looking for FL, on Beach Road any longer and do not go to W. S. Just for that purpose but his is what I observed last night after having dinner. I was down on W. S. At 11:30 pm and parked my bike at the end of 2nd Rd and Pattaya Tai.

After parking I walked down towards W. S. Stopped in front of the Bamboo bar to just listen to the music and check inside out. Pretty busy for a Monday night but impossible to check the ladies out unless you actually walk in and doing so means a waiter would follow you expecting you buy a drink. Wasn't going to use my excuses again saying I was looking for a friend?

As I started to walk could never get to W. S. Using the sidewalk it is too narrow right at the Kabob shop and money exchange booth since all the Chinese Tour groups are either too slow or standing around that area. I noticed that the exchange booth for 100 bills was only 32.20 what a rip off since the rate closed something like 32.89? Later when I checked out 2 others seem the best place on W.S. are the two near Soi Diamond just next to Moon G.G. one was giving 32.80. At the entrance to W. S. I noticed 4 right in front of the ATM, FL, up close nothing to jump all over but the Indians group was working them over. As I walked down W. S. I did noticed not many tonight but I did noticed some walking and not standing in one place. They blend in with all the tourist at time and for me at least there is a sense about them which I can't explain that gives them away as FL, a few times they caught me staring at them and they stare back with a smile. Majority of them did not appeal to me! At the P. 72 bar they had set up a police table so no FL were standing there but further down right next to the Roo Bar, at the foot of the entrance to Happy GOGO, there were 6-7 and a few LB? Across from Peppermint also a few.

At 2 pm, walking back to my bike from Marine, I noticed maybe due to the time no many FL, along 2nd Road, the few I saw again not appealing and look like the type that like to go with Indians and MidEastern, in general they are heavy and their hair is jet black and heavy black eyeliner.

Two days to Christmas and I've been told double barfine at the Happy Go Go group! At Bacarra a hand full of top girls will be asking 7,000 baht especially on NYE? The Disco's are already gearing up to give prime table for those who buy bottle service? Not sure what I will do Christmas or NYE? Maybe check out the Steaks and go for Hamburger to see a few of my regulars at 1000/1200 baht?

[ActionOriented]

I use a few legit places but mostly likely it is not even close in your area of stay! If you are near Soi Buakhao, LK. Metro. I hear that Eden Massage on Soi Diana is pretty good for legit. I have not use it but one of my friends stays down there and does on a regular basis mostly oil.

True, I used to be a faithful of Eden (which is next to Robin's Nest. Soi Diana) for clean massages until they stopped allowing me in because some Indian guy must have pissed off management. Panaan massage further down the same road also has good reviews (no extras) but I found the sports massage there a little too strong. The massage shop next to Papagayo A-GoGo is also quite good. Cheap massages and no extras to worry about.

Generally, I do not have any favourites in terms of massage shops and whenever I feel like a legitimate massage, I walk into any of the hundred shops around Pattaya which has the sign of a foot at the entrance which kind of sets out how massages are therapeutic etc. It's not a sure shot way of avoiding being hassled for extras but I have not been troubled so far. Even managed a clean massage on soi 6 relying on this technique.

[Steve7777]

Fahrenheit Agogo in Walking Street! Was there last night and they played (heavy) rock.

Might be an underrated agogo by the way. Not many customers but the line up was slightly above average I would say and the atmosphere was good. A mix of 75% coyotes and 25% 'normal' dancers including some top less and a few nudes. But the coyotes behaved more like 'normal' dancers, they didn't stick their noses up in the air.

I was sitting with a 20 yo cutie for a while and the mamasan quoted me 600 BF and 2000 ST. This girl was really cute so I think that's very reasonable compared to most other agogo's.

I didn't barfine her by the way. Have to cut my expenses a bit and I hardly ever barfine agogo girls anyway. If I can resist them, LOL! It's often very tempting to barfine that sweet, young, soft, cuddly cutie in your lap. Oh man.

Not many customers means something. And not in a good way!

[Mogwai]

Most of them will hang out in front of Mike's Shopping Mall, Subway sandwich, Down near the Big Mac, Also some of the more popular Soi's the 13's on Beach and Second Road. As noted they venture also near Big Mac at the Avenue. On Walking Street across from Lucifers there is a bunch standing right outside the bar (P72?) walked up that small Soi or Alley to Second Road, turn right there usually a few standing or walking around towards Marine Hotel. A few across standing in front of Big Mac. Although many of these go with Indians and MiddleEasterns.

If you are a night owl, across from Peppermint there is a walkway that leads to Marine Seafood, there is a bar with a bunch of pool tables there are pretty of FL there early morning.

Good luck.

Thanks for the heads up LBM. Some of these places I didn't know so I will check them out if Beach Road sucks.

[Mr Enternational]

If you are near Soi Buakhao, LK. Metro. I hear that Eden Massage on Soi Diana is pretty good for legit.

Eden has a disclaimer on their sign that says absolutely no freaky stuff.